it’s my day off. It’s 1130. I’m 45 and I don’t have kids. I’m not getting up.

y’all the fifties were weird

sure are a lot of nurses on the apps

when you like cruising, but you are also lactose intolerant 🥲🥲

my friend took a great photo of me at the bar

I am: ⚪ Straight ⚪ Gay ⚪ Bi 🟢

on Saturdays I run errands: this includes multiple stores for groceries and finding somewhere to make content

lol when it’s running down ur leg

it’s always funny to me when I am at a cruisy park or a bar and I am checked in on Sniffies and someone that’s like 10 miles away will hit me up and try to get me to go to their place… Like I’m not looking at like 12 dicks right now

I would like to thank everyone for the FCF posts because I woke up a little bit early to go to the bathroom fully thinking it was Saturday in my half awake stupor

tfw the basics roll up and take over the sex corner on underwear night and are screaming louder than everyone else at the bar so all the mostly naked sluts are just sitting and waiting for them to leave

if you can’t handle me at my “who wants to live forever?“, you don’t deserve me at my “Bohemian Rhapsody“.

me when a rando i *just* met at the bar gives me shit for wearing deodorant because now he can’t lick my pits

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

I never go to these big concerts. It has been probably 15 years (haha same band last time). My ticket was affordable and I had some extra money so I went for it. I need to do this for myself more often

I love that just like the entire federal government has ground to a halt to protect one ugly rich old pedophile It’s just so America of us

lol tfw you are completely naked in a public park masturbating in front of three grown men and then you remember that your hips lean a little bit to the right so you move them a little bit to the left so you look good for whoever the fuck these people are

One thing that always bothers me with voice acting in video games is when multiple actors, and sometimes the same actor, will pronounce the name of a character or location a different way. Especially if the character is FROM that place and should know.

when you type out a text and everything is spelled perfectly and you hit send, and at the last second, your phone changes the spelling of one of the words like, “You silly little simpleton. You absolute buffoon. You didn’t mean that. you meant this other thing that makes absolutely no sense. Idiot.”

about 10 years ago, I met this guy on the apps and he was creeping me out so I blocked him, then he followed me on Facebook and Instagram and messaged me on the other app and I had to block him everywhere.

arms day went much better than I expected. I think I can live with this long Covid bullshit for a while. I think I can beat it.

um

I am so SICK of all this misinformation about sides a SIDE is someone who bends to the SIDE and lets you fuck the soft rolls in their waist that are OFT IGNORED NOTHING ELSE GOD

sometimes, games feel like my life

describe your bluesky account in one image

for years, I’ve been using this RF remote to turn my studio monitors (speakers) on and off. It has been slowly degrading to the point where I have to touch the antenna to the unit to turn them off. Not sure why I didn’t make the switch earlier. Funny how laziness will have you doing more

looks like it’s the beginning of the end of bluesky. It was good while it lasted, I guess. So tired of having to jump from one SM network to another because of creeping fascism

not me getting permanently banned on Reddit for saying ‘I hate men’ in a comment i do tho

spoke to my brother and it seems my long covid symptoms mirror his. feel a lot less alone about this. and hopeful.

what am I going to do when it gets cold?

the danglers are dangling

i hope i don’t give anyone the right idea

Holy shit I did so much stuff at the bar tonight I don’t even know where to start. It was like a saga of sex.

so, I work in a call center and I don’t super love being on the phone. BUT today they have me doing chat support all day and we never get any chats. Boy, those unfinished open world games are going to hate to see me coming today

come onnnnn thursday ass

is anyone else having problems with the OnlyPosts feed? mine is stuck on a post from a day ago

If you see this, post a picture from your device without explaining it.

it took every ounce of my strength when I Venmoed my landlord not to write, “Locktober rent“ in the memo

not my friend texting me this past weekend, “Had my first medical emergency as camp director. Two guys linked PAs and somehow one got torn out” BRB going to put my peen away forever.

just randomly remembered this from when I worked at a hotel Instead of bedbugs, they say “flowers“ so as to not draw attention

lol not this guy running up on me when I’m trying to pee on a bush and then chasing me when I walk away

Face Cards Accepted Here Let’s see them cards.

when the bad guys in this game say, “take him from all sides!“

I have an illogical amount of hatred for those ads with whistling/ukulele music that start with “MEET <product name>”.

I forgot why I hated Tinder so I got on it again and holy crap every single profile is like a travel blog are they showing off that they have the means to go places?

i’m a no-go that explains a lot

I recorded this guitar solo a long time ago and there were some rhythmic mistakes in it that always bothered me so I redid it today. Definitely much better.

usually, when I leave a bar/club, I’m in a panic. Not a big one, but I sort of get tunnel vision and I just have to get to my car and then to my house ASAP. Irishing isn’t so much a style choice for me as it is a survival tactic.

I can see you spent a lot of money on your fetish gear and your photo shoot, but sorry… I don’t respond to messages from people that don’t live in my city But good luck with the sex, though. It looks very successful