Beer also works well as a shampoo, right? #WetWednesday

Life is short. Drink a shower beer.

Category is: post-shower #softiesunday realness

Long time no see. Can you get my backside while you’re here? #WetWednesday

oops, think I missed a spot…

all clean

v stoned #kthxbai

'The Ice Palace Disco at Fire Island' Scanned from ‘After Dark’ magazine November 1976 Photography by Jeff Tennyson

Thank you to Shea Couleé and Trixie Mattel for bringing all that pank to Austin last night! Still in a daze 😎

Haven’t came in a few days and it shows! 💦

I like big balloons and I cannot lie.

help, i’m alive

It’d be fun to host a no-pants party someday. Would anybody want to join?

Uh-oh…

I’ve had zero human interaction for the past week since I’ve been sick. Finally starting to feel better though. This edible is about to take me on a ride #byeeeeeee

I can’t believe how hard this game is and how much I love it. MUST GET MORE BERRIES!!! #Celeste

Ten bucks says she pins Gotye for a live performance by the end of the month.

I need somewhere to post my random thoughts that isn’t on my mains so now all five of you that see my posts get a sneak peek into my brain. Thank you/I’m sorry/you’re welcome.

Enjoying my view when I was in NYC for a theatre trip last month, also trying out the Google Pixel 9 Pro I got to take pictures. And not to toot my own horn, but *toot toot* my ass looks good 🤣 #gay #gayass #nyc #gaynyc #gaytravel #gaytraveler #gaybooty #aviewfrombehind #gayphotography #gayotter

felt cute, still gay

One ending down, twelve more to go.

brb about to beat Chrono Trigger again ✌🏽

Is this content?

La terrazza

something about shower reverb makes me love singing high notes

Apparently I made a face on my thumb. Guess I’m an artist now 🤠

The sun feels incredible this morning.

Last post of 2024 🍆

🎤Christmas time is here🎤

Finally home after another wild weekend. First order of business…

good morning

I’m more than a handful

Throwback when I first started with golden illusion illustrations. One of my favorite pieces called ‘Inside’.

I’m a lot fuzzier than I remember.

front or back?

Goals... (Unknown artist)

Some Deep Thoughts from Deep Space.

10k followers?! Y’all are so sweet to this boy 😍 As a thank you, here’s a clip of my Dad @benjb75.bsky.social using his son after a long day. Taking out all his pent up energy on my furry ass 💜🐻💦😈

something something boxing

good morning, newskies. the earth says haaaaaaay!

Who am I riding next? I like it deep 😈

testing testing 1, 2, 1, 2

Love this one

I previously scrubbed all my skeet content from this account when they made all profiles public, but now that I can change my username to my alt… 💦💦💦