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Absolute dumpster fire of a start to the new year. I keep politics off this account because it’s my little safe haven away from the bullshit but HOLY FUCK AMERICA. WHAT are we doing!? 👏🏼 This song is gonna be my mantra all year. Listening to it on repeat and scream crying between bouts of rage. 😮‍💨🫠

just a tease

Got somethin for ya

Worked my ass off all day, then made chicken enchiladas and a key lime pie 💅🏼 I feel accomplished and exhausted. Also it’s rainy here in SoCal so my ass is already in bed before 2026 begins. Have fun be safe happy new year 💋 ✨🫶🏼🥳

Just saying 🎄✨😊

Up at 7am to start my lasagna 😊😌

Help 💦

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They’re never this close 😭 🥹

Merry Chrysler 🎄

Me & bae in 2015 after first moving to California. 🥰

Life is better with friends ✨

44 ✨ Italian Pisces 🐟 (I don’t follow astrology lol)

Would you suck my dick in a Christmas onesie? 🤣😝

Freezing here this morning. Cum over and warm me up? 🥹

My top 10 songs of the year, not curated by any music app, but literally just the ones I personally deem to be my favorites. 1. Gut Feelings - Debbii Dawson 2. Shy Girl - Haute & Freddy 3. I’m Not Going Anywhere - Morgana 4. Princess of Power - Marina 5. Sound & Light - Alison Goldfrapp cont’d

One of my favorite pics I’ve ever taken 🥰

Lest it be forgotten …

*beyond* horny 😮‍💨

When you see it 😏

Honestly I just need a dick to play with rn tbh

Because of course 🙄 Chile was on our shortlist of places to move when we inevitably have to leave Trump’s America. Probably gonna cross this one off the list now though. Fuck 2025

Wholesome content spotted on my daily cardio

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Archives 🍑

Exhausted after a day of going about my life with decency and integrity 😮‍💨🙂‍↕️

Still DO NOT understand how gay men are continuing to promote their content on X. Yes, I see y’all. Yes, I am judging you. Harshly. STAND FOR SOMETHING, HOS 👏🏼

Hi 👋🏼

My social life lately

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This year I’ve been good to myself despite intense health issues and the world crumbling around us. Maintained all of my goals - down 40 pounds, kept/grew a bit of muscle, cut out bad habits, minded my business and saved a bunch of money, no alcohol since February. So I guess I’m thankful for ME 👏🏼

Sorry y’all I’m from the northeast 💋

You should cum over 😏

I just wanna touch some man nips 🤗

Tee hee !! 🙂‍↔️ 💅🏼

Had sex dreams all night. Woke up like this. Is my dick trying to tell me something ?? 🤨 🤔 🤣

They demand the churu.

Hi I’m Ryan and I love blowing 🫧 🫧

Highly recommend

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Y’all I am so toasty and content rn despite the horrors of the world 😌🙂‍↕️

Oops haven’t nut in about 10 days again… not doing ‘no nut November’ just… been busy 😅

The slutty urge to slide into guys’ DMs but being too shy 🙈

Flirting over text and…

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How am I supposed to workout in these conditions?? 🐱

Morning peek 🫣 ☀️ 🥱