Is this anything

Someone help me with this

What my couch time always turns into 😝

Workday downtime ✨

sweet treat for you boys #fcf

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Happy Sunday ✨

Anyway today I reached level 45

It’s my stupid birthday send nudes or I’ll scream 😤😤😤😜

Things are stabilizing and opening back up. All of my thoughts are with the Mexican people during these uncertain times. Flights should allegedly resume later today or tonight. We are due to fly back to California on Wednesday.

I fucking hate gay men sometimes 🫠😮‍💨🥲

We are still under lockdown, which is to be expected. I am pretty bored, though. Send nudes? 🥹 👉🏼👈🏼

My friends came in clutch with the poolside booty pic assist 🤭

Thriving ✌🏼

The real reason I came to PV :

Got the FUCK out of Amerikkka for my birthday. Landed safely in Puerto Vallarta and chilling here for the next 8 days with 10 amazing friends. 🌈🥳✨

HUGE day for the massage therapy profession ✨ couple’s massage day 🌹 Fortunately I am just working a normal shift at the spa I moonlight at. I don’t mind doing couples massage per se but the thing is usually these people are coming in as a novelty (and that’s fine!) or with a gift certificate &

Happy whatever the fuck silly commercial holiday day 💋💕

I need to play with someone’s dick. 😤 (Intentionally) (Aggressively) (Now) 😝🙂‍↕️

What I wouldn’t give for 5 minutes with this man 🥵🤤🫠😮‍💨

Cuddles plz

Lady gaga earrings I made for a friend in 2009 ✨ 🎤

Highly recommend

I was today years old when I learned Madonna’s “Ray of Light” is an interpolation / partial cover of another song 😮‍💨🤯

How every day of this year has felt so far

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Me and babe in 2014. God I miss that shirt

Fuck this entire year

After 16 days….. I needed that. 🫠🫶🏼

Would you?

If you need me I’ll be over here listening to obscure forgotten remixes of Mandy Moore’s smash pop hit “Candy” and pretending that nothing in existence happened after 1999. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️

2025 was my best/most productive year yet as a massage therapist. I have been working 👏🏼 my ass 👏🏼 off. Allowing myself to feel a sense of accomplishment and continuing to just work hard, mind my business, preserve my peace, and save money. 🙂‍↔️

Lolllll this was early 2020 and I remember taking this pic and thinking “this is gonna be a great year” 😂😂😂😂🤌🏼

Haven’t nut in two weeks send help 😮‍💨🫠

Can’t believe this was 10 years ago. Partner and I outside of Joshua Tree camping in a public reserve with some friends. We climbed a tall outcropping or rock as the sun set and our 🍄’s kicked in. In hindsight maybe not the smartest move as the area ended up being covered in rattlesnakes 🙈

SoCal people know exactly where this is. Photos taken yesterday my husband. I was busy working all day and night in a windowless room 🫠😮‍💨 Behold: Gaze upon our ‘liberal Californian hellscape’ ✨

Day off ✨

Social media ALWAYS shows me targeted ads for male pattern baldness & I want to show them this picture because just because someone IS OVER 40 DOESN’T MEAN THEY NEED BALDING REMEDIES. JFC they are INCESSANT. 😤 SO MANY THINGS in my life I am self conscious about - just LET ME REVEL IN MY THICK HAIR👏🏼

Flashing my dick online never really fazed me, but showing my entire body requires a new level of confidence I’m never quite sure I’m ever ready for. But I’ve made a lot of personal progress and done a lot of shadow work. I’m happy with where I’m heading. ✨

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Absolute dumpster fire of a start to the new year. I keep politics off this account because it’s my little safe haven away from the bullshit but HOLY FUCK AMERICA. WHAT are we doing!? 👏🏼 This song is gonna be my mantra all year. Listening to it on repeat and scream crying between bouts of rage. 😮‍💨🫠

just a tease

Got somethin for ya

Worked my ass off all day, then made chicken enchiladas and a key lime pie 💅🏼 I feel accomplished and exhausted. Also it’s rainy here in SoCal so my ass is already in bed before 2026 begins. Have fun be safe happy new year 💋 ✨🫶🏼🥳

Just saying 🎄✨😊

Up at 7am to start my lasagna 😊😌

Help 💦

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