Dick root for the boys

Dungeon Crawler Carl has everything: A talking cat, gratuitous violence, possessed sex doll heads, an exploration of capitalism and how it pits people against each other even when they’re all victims of corrupt governments and greedy corporations, and a foot fetish that is integral to the plot

Girl fuck that dinosaur I just want Scott Summers

If I had a nickel for every time Scott Summers moved to a snowy location that was previously used for anti-mutant purposes after a mutant society failed and took a mutant named Ben who was a faggot under his wing, I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

The current X-men stuff is really good when you’re not just longing for Krakoa to come back tbh

New Dungeon Crawler Carl book tomorrow

I don’t know how to say this in a not mean way but I feel like if they replaced Mila Kunis in Wake up, Dead Man with a muppet, it’d still have the same energy

something about that tank top is doing it for me 🫦

Okay so now I’m getting caught up on current X-men stuff and I cannot tell you how deeply uninterested I am in a throwback to Betsy’s white ass being in Kwannon’s body story, like my god let those women move on

10 months and something like 4,000 comics later, I’ve read every major (and minor) appearance of the X-men… now what do I do

This is actually a Scott Summers stan account now btw

I still haven’t gotten over that $10 increase in video games. Like it’s not that much, but I see $70 price tag and it’s so much harder to pull the trigger on than $60

Sins of Sinister is easily a top 3 alternate timeline X-men event

X-Men Red (Ewing) is truly some top tier X-men

Judgment day has some cool moments but my god do I hate reading about the eternals

Emma frost being like “yeah I killed that girl’s horse, but to be fair I was really into cocaine at the time” being cannon is so funny

Imagine hating me and I’m just reading X-men comics while walking between clubs

Beat nightmare 70 in Blood Hunt and I’m actually concerned that this is bad for my PlayStation…

Nanny, you will always be famous in this house

Bisexual bottom gambit confirmed!!

Charles: “I will not have a prison on our perfect mutant utopia, so instead I’ll just shove them in a hole where they are fully conscious but unable to even move”

Exchanged numbers with two boys tonight and both are named Joey… confusion incoming

Now that I’ve read literally every other event, I can confidently say that X of Swords is easily top 3

The face of a woman who absolutely pegged the fuck out of that man

Krakoa hits different now that I know the 40 years worth of history behind

The Age of Krakoa my beloved!!!

I find it easier to believe that people in the Marvel Comics Universe just age slower than to believe that everything that’s happened since the 60s has happened in only 10 years

No one telling me I wrote couch instead of coach 😭

Imagine my surprise to find out Age of X-Man is actually really good

The anti-cigarette propaganda failed because I still think it looks cool as fuck sorry

Put me in couch 🏉

Kitty phasing through Piotr’s hand at the wedding… I gasped

Post practice got me like

Don’t tell anyone that I forgot deodorant again 😅

And you better believe that I am *not* reading Secret Empire again either

Pisses me off when the X-men work with a non-mutant and they’re all like “Noo you can’t kill that guy that hates mutants so bad that he’s willing to turn himself into a horrible mindless cyborg, he’s just misunderstood”

It’s always on sight when it comes to Bobby Drake’s parents 😤

Ah yes, my favorite game: is he hot or does he just have a mustache

On the one hand, little league games are boring. On the other hand, hot dads

Screaming All The Things She Said at a Heated Rivalry rave was very cathartic

Oh… my god… they character assassinated my Emma Frost!!!

Don’t love that some random person sent me a letter about him being a scammer because some website has me listed as his family and that same website has my address on it

They’re really pushing this “Scott is evil for destroying the Terrigen mist” angle and I feel insane for thinking it’s actually okay to destroy the thing killing and sterilizing Mutants

The amount of creamer I put in my coffee is between me and god

Oh god… I’ve reached the X-Men vs Inhumans era

Bro I am *not* reading Axis again

I stand by my feelings that Nightcrawler is an overrated character, but at least he gives us Bamfs, which I am obsessed with

And if I said that the male vocals saying “mmm yeah” in Mr Saxobeat played a role in my homosexual awakening then what

Spilled someone’s drink before 10pm oops