Guess who is out sick… 🙄

Zeb Wells deserves a kiss on the mouth for his New Mutants run imho

I think whoever made the X-men reading guide I’ve been following started to lose their minds a bit because I am not going to do this

Oh…

Scott and Emma outplaying Norman Osborn together… a thing of beauty

Can’t smoke outside by myself because then I start hearing sounds and it always freaks me out

It’s always a treat to watch my mom use her subtle manipulations for good instead of evil (trying to get me to go to church)

Look out world, I’m a top now* 😎 *I finally got a Lord dps (Moonknight)

And then there’s the whole, you know, “I have to kill this baby and I will, even if I have to end the world to do it” thing

One of the wildest X-men stories has got to be the mutant that was buried under the mansion the whole time because back in the 1700s his dad found him with another boy and then beat him and buried him thinking he was dead but his mutation kept him alive

“Hey, my son won’t need daycare today because he’s got the flu. His sister is okay though so she’ll be in” great thanks -_-

Me when I catch that overgrown rat predicting 6 more weeks of this bullshit

Not Warren clocking Bobby Drake’s tea like that!!

My sweet baby boy James Proudstar does NOT belong on this version of X-Force 😭

Killing myself in the first aid and cpr class to drastically change the trajectory of everyone’s lives

Believe it or not, I actually hold in a lot of X-men related skeets btw

😭

And if i said that I like Scott and Emma together more than I like Scott and Jean then what

GIVE ME THIS EMMA FROST SKIN RIGHT NOWWWW

When the comic run gets a new artist and now it’s ugly

Marvel didn’t drop the ball on marketing for Wonder Man, they’re just being comic accurate with the “wait, people care about wonder man?” factor (the show is pretty good so far though!)

Stormlight archive series picked up by Apple TV 👀

Give me a hit of poppers and I’d make Colossus disappear faster than the cure for the legacy virus

Thank god, they’re nerfing Deadpool (making it so everyone else doesn’t have to hear his banter with Galatica)

Eating while on on a headset gaming with me is a sure fire way to send me into a murderous rage

20 publication years later and they did it, those sons of bitches actually got me to care about a Shi’ar arc (Vulcan)

Bishop would be a much cooler character if he wasn’t such a fucking cop

Life is too short to waste on solo Wolverine comics, I said what I said

Been a while ;)

Crazy life hack how using Apple Pay on your phone to buy things just doesn’t count

X-men, finding themselves in a world where humans are oppressed: “we have to do anything to stop this!!” Avengers, finding themselves back in a world where mutants are oppressed: “well that was kinda fucked up… anyway”

House of M was one of the very first Marvel comics I read, and let me tell you, it’s so much better knowing the context of all the characters and universe

Someone needs to sit Rogue and Gambit down and tell them about sex toys and latex fetishes

I feel like I need a panel of Emma frost being like “I’m feeling depressed and need attention, let’s go to the bar” and then kitty is like “but Emma… that’s a gay bar” and Emma just says “of course it is, darling” and then it cuts to her being swarmed by gay men fawning over her

Well gee Rogue, I wonder why he’d blame that on the US??

I’m so sorry but I will never care about Black Panther/Storm or Tony Stark/Emma Frost. Like they were fun together for a minute but only if they’re not gonna try and make it happen again, you know?

This Storm and Wolverine dating arc is really grossing me out tbh

Okay Hawkeye, I was unfamiliar with your game 👀

“Mr Brett, you look old enough that you would like this show. Have you ever seen MASH?” 😐

Mutants discussing if they should start yet another island utopia:

“I’ve held Juggernaut at bay like this for hours” like okay it’s not even subtle that Black Tom and Juggernaut are in a dom/sub relationship

I’ve reached the era of X-men when Joss Whedon gets his grubby little paws on them :/

I remembered more details and I feel you should know that he was wearing a Jason Voorhees, and also there were more masked killers so like… people were still getting killed probably idk also Ghostface watched for a while

Had a dream there was a masked killer and I saved everyone’s life by distracting him by letting him fuck my throat…???

This post again but about newsome

Scott Summers is locked… it all makes sense now

Juggernaut you big bottom, I know you’re lying rn

Just made a beautiful breakfast sandwich and then dropped it on the ground before I could take a single bite

Still thinking about how I met with a psychiatrist and she clocked me having ADHD within the first 10 minutes. Truly just going over drug and caffeine use and she goes “okay and do you find coffee slows you down? …Yeah that’s often the case for people with ADHD” like damn okay

One of the more random facts about mutants is that, for some reason that I don’t believe is ever explained, they are immune to AIDS, and it comes up more than once in the comics