Famous last skeet, but choosing to ignore that weird inhuman screech I just heard as I’m walking down the deserted street

Gays love hating on gay content and dismissing it because it doesn’t speak to their own personal experiences. “Heated Rivalry is just lesbians in men’s bodies because we don’t yearn like that.” Like y’all aren’t out here yearning???

Me the last 5 minutes of Heated Rivalry

Y’all ever finish a book and then just sit there like

Remember when I worked at Jamba and this regular would get a customized drink and then he hit me up on grindr and was like “hey you work at Jamba right” and I was like “oh hey, yeah you get [drink order]” and then he was shook and never came back in again

No because I hate this x-factor. Why are they acting like Pete fucking Wisdom brought them all together and gave them purpose?? THEY’VE BEEN X-FORCE FOR LIKE 100 ISSUES BEFORE EVEN MEETING THAT WEIRD ASS BRITISH MAN

I think there’s a conversation to be had (not in my replies though) about straight women fetishizing mlm, but one thing cannot be denied is that they made excellent edits

Wanna wrestle?

Apparently the girlies are just now learning about frotting??

Rivals finally giving us a fuckable Captain America!!

Thought I just didn’t dream anymore, turns out that was weed. So now that I’ve cut back, I’ve been having the wildest dreams

Y’all still like pits around here?

Sometimes at the gym I’ll notice a lot of people staring at the tv and I’ll be like “omg something bad happened” and then it’ll just be the Food Network

The 2000s hit and Generation X finally gets good, but at the cost of X-Force taking a very sharp nosedive into the ground

Jubilee????

Idk where this idea that Marvel and Disney take leaks super seriously… like truly so much of their shit gets leaked?

Gay son or thot daughter?

Heated Rivalry edit of Gotta Go My Own Way from High School Musical 2??

Losing my mind over Claremont getting his hands on the X-men again in the 2000s and the first thing he does is get a main character tied up in bondage gear

Just found out that my cousin’s ex-husband who once left his chew tobacco spit in a McDonald’s cup with a lid on straw on it out and I drank it, is “one of the highest delinquent taxpayer in the state.” Karma is a bitch 😌

I hate how prevalent alternate realities play into the X-Men because I. Simply. Do. Not. Care. About. Any. Of. Them.

On the one hand, I do think Rivals has a bit of a problem with sexualizing their female characters. On the other hand, like I’m not gonna buy the Rogue Savage Land skin???

The concept of the sequel to Control is cool, but they’re not giving us Jesse back??

But hey, at least we got 40 days of government shutdown with nothing to show for it!

The Scott Hunter episode of Heated Rivalry destroyed me btw

How it feels to see DC fans getting something a movie teased a year ago as an MCU fan who keeps getting teased things that still haven’t panned out

I’ve come to accept that I’ll never be able to spell diarrhea without looking it up

Turns out I kinda like Marvel Rivals

X-men women who are at least a little queer: 99.9% of them X-men women who are 100% straight: Dazzler Polaris Rahne Sinclair

Rogue is a tank we won!!

I just want Dani Moonstar and Illyana to kiss so bad

Need more thongs fr fr

Crafting is my passion

But I am not enjoying this arc where she gets hot and lobotomized

Found this in the club… gotta be a recession indicator

Xavier wishes he could have a moment half as cool as this

I love my son

Felt big

I feel like we can also expect more shitty movies that have almost zero lasting impact

Screaming 😭

8yo: “no no no, trump is on the naughtiest naughty list. Wait, put Kamala on the nice list.”

Xavier having a pissy fit because magneto is setting up Genosha to be a safe haven for Mutants… I truly cannot stand that bald-headed ass bitch

I love how in the 90s, X-men and Uncanny x-men are two separate teams until they slowly just become two books about the same team

Prep doctor just told me that the ladies in the office call me “sweet Brett” 🥹

🐶

Saw someone saying that they’re really afraid of that “they are going to cancel Christmas and everyone will stop decorating” like lesgooo the war on Christmas is so back baby!!

So.. am I supposed to understand what the fuck this ending was or

Take your annoying ass rage baiting, attention-seeking nonsense to twitter and leave us tf alone

Genocide Wanda Funko Pop is wild 😭

How many men need to comment on me being uncut (I’m not) before I can just claim being uncut?