Now who tf let Xavier into heaven

She was so valid for this

My least favorite Storm storylines are when she’s willing to kill one person for the greater good. Like this is the same woman that had a whole ass identity crisis for killing a BROOD

The absolute mindfuck of being closeted and struggling with your sexuality and then seeing an older version of yourself making out with a girl

It’s the year 2030. Marvel Rivals now has 87 heroes. Ranked allows for 85 bans. The only characters you can play are Eye Boy and Swarm

Fuck that one Avengers Academy kid who just has a pet sentinel that still has its programming to kill all mutants but it’s okay because the kid is lonely and it’s his only friend

Ryan Gosling in Project Hail Mary was so fine 🫦

Asking for a Starry is a humiliation ritual

Domino fucking Colossus in his metal form HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM??

“Report C&D” baby girl I gave you my ult out of combat because you were spamming heals out of combat 🤷‍♀️

Captain America be like “I have failed mutantkind, so I’m gonna make a cop force made up of both avengers and mutants. And I’m gonna put the woman who committed mutant genocide on the team”

Tired: Sadie Sink is gonna play Jean Grey Wired: that mind jumping character is Xuân Coy Manh

After everything, most of the mutants being like “oh gee wiz a revolution? That’s bad” is pissing me tf off

Justice for Madelyn Pryor but I’ll never hate Scott Summers again. Hank fucking McCoy, however, they could never make me like you

I know I’m late but Ted Lasso is so good also I would let Roy Kent fuck the absolute shit out of my holes like I’d let that men ruin me completely

“Sorry about your dog, it’s the worst kind of loss” The Who: my uncle The where: hospital room in which my grandfather is actively dying

No, you don’t understand this is my emotional support squirtle!

Seattle and their fucking hills man

First rugby match ✅

Man fuck the Avengers for real. Did all that to prevent Hope from getting the Phoenix Force, made it split and corrupt the Phoenix Five, got Hope the Phoenix so she could let it go, then blamed Cyclopes for all of it

They really nerfed all the X-men for Avengers VS X-men huh

Sometimes my brain does this thing where it’s like “omg I put Rocky out days ago and never let him back in!!!” lol

Knees are calling me an old ass bitch :(

Those bitches closed up so fast 😞 RIP

Honestly might just give up on trying to stretch my ear holes because I’m tired of having to buy new plugs every month because I lose the damn rubber rings on the back and then the plug themselves 😭

Went to a new coffee shop this morning and the man taking my order was so goddamn pretty I just stood there like “can I get uh… uh… uh…”

Still thinking about how some random guy at the eagle last night put his finger through my piss stream and tasted it and then just walked away while I stood there like 🧍‍♂️

Pits

Come to the Eagle tonight and give me your clothesss 🤲🏼

Me watching Jurassic World: Rebirth and getting the ick every time Johnathan Bailey chewed on an altoid loudly

Well well well if it isn’t the consequences* of my own actions** *playing a rugby match **joining the rugby team

Part of me just wants to skip to Krakoa, but I’ve already made it this far 😭 utopia got so boring so fast

Being an adult has given me an appreciation for my parents always having milk in the fridge. Like I stg just bought this 3 days ago, what do you mean it’s already expired 2 weeks???

That feeling when you get home from practice tired and sore and then remember you still gotta peel the medical tape off your hairy chest 😭

Will suck dick for Resident Evil: Requiem

Reskeet to scare shia labeouf

I fear I’m not well enough to survive if this turns out to be another false spring

Tried flirting and he thought I was calling him ugly :/

Did drag for the first time as part of a fundraiser for my rugby team. Not sure if she will shine again but I really enjoyed being Wanda Jax'emoff for a night haha.

Planet fitness: “we are a judgment free zone!! 😃” Also planet fitness: “anyway here’s the giant button that sets off an alarm to publicly shame people”

Who cares enough about Jim Carrey that they would need to replace him with a clone? Like let’s use our brains babes

Been a while since Hemlock said hi

Being gay is so much fun

Walk of shame but it’s me walking 6 blocks with a full popcorn and soda cause I showed up at the wrong theater and only realized after getting concessions

Not to be too depressed on main, but it really sucks having to mentally prepare to walk through the door and not have Rocky be there. Or seeing his favorite spot and fully expecting to see him there for half a second before remembering

Hearing word that Scream 7 is garbage and like… yeah duh

Said goodbye to the goodest boy I know today

Need Heated Rivalry season 2 and the “the NHL is actually evil” plot line because a lot of people seem to have forgot

This was a fishing skeet btw lemme see them roots boys

Pics with tasteful dick root make me feral