I don’t even care about beating Hades 2 anymore, I just want to be able to pet Cerberus without him snapping at me 😭

Idk it just seems like there should be less “who should the 2028 candidate be” conversations and a little more “how do we make sure there is a 2028 election”

Surely the “we have to arm ourselves in case the government turns against their own citizens” crowd has something to say about what’a goin- oh they’re on the side of the government setting the military against its own people??

Dentists love not telling you what they’re doing in your mouth. Just expect you to sit there with you mouth open and take whatever they give you like a good boy

It’s giving corny

They’re saying A Little Bit Alexis would have fit right in Life of a Showgirl 😭

The doomscrolling has been real today

Sometimes I hope god is real just so these so called Christians have to face him one day

90s X-men is more exciting, power scaling is a lot higher and power usage more imaginative and visually pleasing. But the character development is really lacking, especially with Storm. It’s like they forgot she is a leader of the team

Sorry gotta circle back around to this because how are you gonna write Actually Romantic when you literally wrote a song about Kim K *last year*??

Taylor talking about keys and opening legs, happy Locktober!!

This bitch always crashing Spotify smh

Straight men thinking locktober means lock in for the gym 😭 😭 😭

A diss track over Sympathy is a Knife is embarrassing tbh I’m sorry

There’s too many cc effects in Rivals it’s starting to piss me tf off

Idk if I got another winter in me. Once that time change hits my will to live is gonna plummet

Oh no, Marvel Snap got its hook in me

Hey. I’m hemlock. Hey.

Random girl grabbing my harness as an anchor to dance. Jokes on you, I’m uncoordinated and unbalanced af, we’re both going down

There’s such a freedom when you’re not pee shy and can use a urinal omg I never knew

Hey. I’m hemlock. Hey.

“Calling me a fascist is inciting violence. Anyway I’m sending the military to a peaceful city while telling the nation I’m going to wipe them out”

The eternal gay struggle between wanting a female protagonist who serves cunt or a male protagonist that you want to blow out your back

The thing about the X-men is that it should be a show and not a movie, or perhaps a show and then a movie covering a big event

Been complaining for months about no good games* coming out and suddenly now there’s too many 😩 *games that I personally want to play

Coming out as someone who doesn’t give a fuck about Jean Grey

Marvel Zombies is actually so good!!

911 killing off a main character for realism one season and then sending a cop into space the very next season is so funny to me

It’s so funny to me when straight people think they have gaydar. “There’s something fruity about him” and then it’s the straightest man you’ve ever seen in your life

Okay Cyclops 🫦

Some of y’all were not traumatized by the Left Behind books as a kid and it shows

So correct me if I’m wrong, but couldn’t Tylenol just sue them for everything they’ve got now?

Jean, probably: “yeah I bet you did, faggot”

Just thought I looked cute

Imagine my surprise to find out that Samuel fucking Guthrie has become one of my favorite X-men??

Conservatives all this week:

That’s an insane thing to say

I watched the live action Lilo and Stitch and oh boy it was worse than I thought it’d be. I’m truly perplexed by the character assassination of Nani

The good thing about comics having a cyclical nature is that it’s only a matter of time before Xavier dies or goes to space again

Looking back there’s a real “Would a depressed person make this??” vibe to this

I want to like Age of Apocalypse but I just cannot bring myself to care about alternate futures/realities I’m sorry 😞

Halfway through the 90s and starting Age of Apocalypse and I still don’t really understand what the M’kraan Crystal is

Still mad about The Wheel of Time being cancelled btw

Oh no! Anyway

Some of the best X-men issues don’t even have any fighting in them tbh

I really want to like The Expanse books, but then I get to lines like “the moon spins slowly, showing off all its sides like a prostitute at a cheap brothel”

Between Storm, Magik, and Psylocke, the X-men solos are killing it tbh

Me standing in the background as my family went from talking about EDM to trying to figure out the letters in BDSM and what they mean to then talking about pups and furries🧍‍♂️