we are only halfway and this is a legit temp within 2/3 degrees lol absolute fuckin morons

ok admittedly 5am came too fast

so got drunk with my friends tonight now everyone is sleeping over and waking up to drive to the UP at 5am tomorrow and this is the most alive I’ve felt in years fuck 🤙

lol, lmao

this just came on as I’m prepping for some guests and I can not believe I hadn’t heard it before, this whips

Minnesota is the best of us.

thank you, Minneapolis, for giving me hope 💚

introduce yourself with 5 concerts Phish The Dead/Dead & Co. Soul Clap* Beastie Boys + ATCQ Reggie Watts *if DJ sets count but Eli and Charlie are my boys and I love them dearly

being in a small area, comparatively, is very weird on dating apps because sometimes you’ll come across a very current profile of an ex who is now married lol

this is about as illegal as it gets and in direct conflict with our constitution but just like the economy, or public safety, or any number of other things - it was never about the constitution it’s just about power

there is no reforming police either burn it all down

just made a chili crisp bacon egg and cheese sandwich so good it fixed me I’m normal now

any assholes looking at what literally thousands of people in Minneapolis are doing today at -18F/-27C and saying “Americans need to do more” is welcome to eat shit forever 🤙

lol at my old employer taking 6 months to ask for my laptop back and demanding it back within 72 hours good luck with that

you ever just have a chaos week?

man few stories in sports give me more of a schadenfreude response than the breakup of Giannis and the Bucks

doing a direct for this movie and not also announcing a new game will be disastrous

I have had the hook to this stuck on my head for almost a day

and there it is

OH THANK FUCK I NEEDED GOOD NEWS

oh thank god our high for tomorrow has risen to a balmy -8F/-22C 🤙

NBC nightly news carrying water for the Trump family is … not good

this is psycho shit even by internet standards “let’s pick on volunteers”

we love to get a call from school that our kid retaliated when being picked on and having to navigate that shit, don’t we folks?

I would give basically anything for DOOM and Dilla to still be making music and to have fully collaborated on an album

I have now been matched by three (3) couples looking for a 3rd here and I am about ready to call this experiment and just move on

not going to take a hard stance on OBAA Oscar noms because I’m incredibly biased except to say Benicio absolutely deserves supporting actor over any other nom

having a little treat between meetings to cope with the horrors

unsure how I am feeling about the Peralta trade this morning

I heard that ICE will be waddling their way into Philadelphia. Never forget what they did to Hitchhiking Bot. You've been warned

sorry but I’m tired of old establishment guys I don’t need or want anyone who is a part of the current political machine in the US

what the people of Minneapolis are doing is the blueprint

every now and again assbott socks a dinger

no troop has ever been this brave not a single one

pour one out for the homie @mattapodaca.bsky.social

me rn: Oh, Fee, you're trying to live a life That's completely free. You're racing with the wind You're flirting with death So have a cup of coffee And catch your breath

gonna be a weird/bad brain day, I guess

I didn’t expect the rest of the world to really have any empathy for what’s happening here I was unprepared for the absolute glee Brits and Canadians would have at our suffering

I didn’t want to talk to you anyway, James

maybe nobody will need to

slip like Freudian, your first and last step to play yourself like accordion

When it comes to AF1 turning around with the president on board, the simplest answer is probably still the most likely: His ankles swelled up so much they caused a dangerous cabin pressure issue and when the oxygen mask descended he misunderstood and stuffed it down his pants and his butt exploded ☹️

I’m really confused why people are talking about it happening as if it almost happened or could happen soon?

officially going to try to play St. Andrew’s in 2027 (probably won’t get on but will absolutely lose 100 balls at some other links courses in Scotland) 🤙

it would be lovely if any of you all had the balls to do it, but I don’t believe you do or ever will

this is categorically false

this is what radicalized me

we’re looking at greeland….they always tell you iceland and greenland iceland and greenland. A LOT LESS ice in iceland and a lot more ice in greenland which they don’t tell you, they never tell you that but i’m telling you now. The guy, he invented dynamite and they won’t give it to me

bad faith argument machine go brrrrrrrrrrrr