this is just going to become every day isn’t it?

narrator: but in reality, it was more like a quarter of a game in one

oh won’t someone think of the poor powerless governor?

the brazen lying about this whole situation is so surreal and the only thing I can weirdly relate it to is the year of gaslighting before I finally took the kid and left my ex wife we all saw it happen we all saw the same footage you can not see that and believe any of these things

flood watch in January, lmao

just want to say MPD didn’t have to do this, they chose to they are at best complicit and at worst actively working with ICE and CBP

told a straight CIS white friend in the GC that trying to escape the US makes them a traitor and isn’t something to be proud of and now everyone is mad at each other instead of the circumstances that led us here 🤙

el clon is spanish for the clone

eating a whole pizza about it didn’t help in case you’re considering it

this is really monstrous stuff

I need them to add a phone number to this and it’ll be perfect

god damn am I happy to see the Young Bucks back

this is a good idea

post a random phone number 1-877-KARS4KIDS

yes, everyone knows he will never be convicted. the point is to get the GOP on record endorsing extrajudicial murder.

this tells you everything you need to know about where we are at

anyone working in government - including military and intelligence agencies - seeing this and doing nothing is complicit

hey if you’re going to put footage of someone being murdered on the timeline maybe use a content flag? @bencollins.bsky.social

within a two minute span I learned what happened in Minneapolis and then almost immediately saw a Brit saying this is what we deserve I would love for them to say that to my face

I just had a medical provider send a $22 bill that I received 2 weeks ago to collections lol, lmao

“we’re gonna beat fascist by electing fascists with different branding” is an incredible take

I’m still doing this

tbh my favorite part about the Filoni news is based on a lot of people’s reaction I’m looking forward to way fewer people talking about Star Wars 🤙

yeah, the thing about your ass is it’s not so much what your ass wants inside of it as it is what you want inside your ass it’s a *mindset* shift

to all women, if you are absolutely any combination of these things: hello also other women: hello

if I had the limitless pill I bet I could watch horror movies

@lethaljorts.bsky.social I decided I’m gonna be a Wolves guy the rest of the way this year

STOP! Or my Mothra will shoot!

hosting international guests for a hackathon I am judging this week, got tiny t2 to STEM CAMP and swim practice after school while taking a meeting from the car AND I just cooked dinner now that we are finally home for the first time since 6am it’s not every day, but some days I do the damn thing 🤙

made this public so maybe I can get some more of you to tell me how gross you are (like me)

bring👏🏼 back👏🏼 rhodes👏🏼 to👏🏼 the👏🏼 top

“post avatar depression syndrome” fuck all the way off

cool, when you gonna start doing literally any of this?

listen it was weird when we didn’t cancel Rappaport in the 90s for appropriating black culture so this one is kind of on us we should have rid ourselves of him 30 or more years ago

woke tiny t2 up and the first thing he does after I say good morning is sleepily sing “spooky scary skeletons, shivering down my spine!” being a parent rules

man Primate looks like such a good premise for a movie I would never in a million years watch I very much wish I could deal with horror but alas, I am baby

have once again reached the Kevin Hart line in Modern Family

tripped up the little set of stairs from the bowling alley to the promenade, broke my wrist

every few weeks a different publication has published the exact same article with a different headline people are 💯 being gaslit about this extraordinarily rare thing

nightmare situation

what’s your favorite food based on what happens to it in your body? example: corn and blue cake frosting basically make green and gold poop for when I’m really serious about backing the Pack 🏈🤙

ok actually some designers should be replaced by AI

to add insult to injury, I just heard Hawk Tuah is back

I am seriously considering an extended break from this website not because it’s any worse or better than anywhere else, but because I’m unsure how much more “getting angry every day” is healthy - it’s probably none!

everyone had to go back to work and that odious dickhead is openly pining for world war 3 bleak day

people on here will tweet anything. “the prequel trilogy eclipses the original trilogy.” no they don’t. that isn’t true.

my official, official picks

I am glad to see a number of former twitter mutuals back here because it turning into an unrepentant CSAM machine is what finally broke them 🤙