WH doctors can't even admit that man has a fucking RASH. How fucking dumb.

Find you a friend that delivers the homemade Irish Potatoes that you forgot to take home in last night's stupor

This is some lazy bullshit right here. Where is the camp? Where is the GLAMOUR? WHERE ARE THE SEQUINS??? creations.mattel.com/products/bar...

Waffle. Motivational speaker.

Americans have a right to know WHY/WHEN/HOW this fucking war w/ Iran is going to go. Former TV show hosts running things with ZERO fucking experience is insane.

1 friend REFUSES to take money for food/drinks/etc. 20 years now, I hid cash in napkin holder, FORCING her to be reimbursed. Yesterday, I tried to give $$$ for food. She said NO & headed for bathroom. Started sneaking for napkins & she yells, "DON'T PUT IT IN THE NAPKINS EITHER!!!" the jig is up.

3 days into an absolute shit show in Iran & fuck nuts are talking about taking over Cuba next? Please calm your tits, elderly white men.

Halloween pumpkin turned green in time for St. Patrick's party

Arizona pod caster on a giant banner @ Dept of Education? Fuck this shit.

American taxpayers paying for GF of the FBI director to have SWAT team security to run errands/go to the fucking salon. It really sucks how gov't has all this cash for all this bullshit & NOT for Americans who need it most.

People. Please. I beg. Stop removing your cheek meat. Skeletor is a cartoon villain, not a beauty standard.

Caturday greetings from Ruby & her box

I honestly can not believe response from Dems this morning is a shoulder shrug & "oh boy am I angry about this turn of events". Failing to hold this man accountable for any fucking thing is going to end badly.

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

Fascist president starts a major war without declaration by congress. Democratic leaders: hey man, just keep us in the loop, mmkay?

there will be a dessert buffet also

The government illegally took your money. They won’t give it back.

With alt text. I’ve…never seen a court talk like this before?

You think he's wearing FIFA Peace Prize medal on the golf course today?

Caturday greetings from Waffle

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

is there a kalshi betting market for “does the world still exist in six months”

IDK about the rest of you. But I am fucking E X H A U S T E D. Trying to stop my brain from popping out my ear w/ a hobo bindle & walking off into the sunset is going to be a struggle over the next 3 years.

Hillary promised tacos on every corner. Current Sec of Health telling people to eat LIVER 😭the most disgusting of meats

EVER GREEN

Must be nice to declare war in another country then take off to your Florida country club & golf all weekend

Hold the fuck on. He didn't even announce the war on fucking TV? Just an 8 minute video on his socials? For fish fake

I know there are more important things, but it is unreal that the president is announcing this via his own personal account on his own personal social media network.

when life hands you lemons, you have been chosen. it is time. there is no turning back now. you are the Lemon Keeper.

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

OPERATION TINY PENIS

God I hate this fuckass country

A broader takeaway I think is nobody should be allowed to be so rich that being told no, or being held accountable, represents such a moral injury to that person's psyche that they feel like their only recourse is to burn the world down.

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. PotUS currently posting on his social media site that Iran interfered in our elections & attempted an assassination on him.

the US once again sending the message loud and clear: never negotiate, just get nukes. Never compromise, just get nukes. Never give in to sanctions, just get nukes. what could go wrong

‘Everyone is 12’ theory of the US administration chalks up another win.

Seeing a lot of cynicism on the timeline. What if this is one of the good wars?

The lack of consequences for Caribbean boat murders and the operation against Venezuela brought us to this point. Trump pushed the envelope and paid no price for it. (In fact, elected officials and the press were mesmerized by the Maduro raid.) Many of us said this would happen and it did.

I'm furious at every single person who put this man back in office.

Fuck everyone who said this wouldn't happen.

Do not let anyone gaslight you into forgetting that: - Iran agreed to a nuclear deal ELEVEN GODDAMN YEARS AGO and Trump unilaterally reinstated sanctions anyway - Oman's Foreign Minister publicly declared that Iran agreed to zero enriched uranium stockpiling - the US and Israel are nuclear powers

Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.

It’s like a Monty Python skit

Tehran is a city of nine million people, with 17 million in the larger metropolitan area. Saturday is the first day of the week for Iranians. Millions of people are at work, and children are in school.

The attack on Iraq is happening only as a distraction from the Max Landis news.

the chances of getting attacked by a panda are low, but not zero.

"Operation Epic Fury" sounds like it was directed by Michael Bay & will have entirely too many explosions

Broadway baby... Sondheim muse... Happy Birthday to eternally young Bernadette Peters, 2/28/48. Who else could earn 7 Tony noms (2 wins) AND still headline premium silliness like THE JERK (among countless other projects)? Also has yearly 🐕 charity event, Broadway Barks. Queen. Legend. #filmsky 📽

All Hail Sky Cat 🙏✝️🧶

never look at your phone when you get up to take a leak. someone might have started an idiot war