Cheery zinnias

I wonder how long Phlebotomists have to go to art school to learn how to draw blood

Gotta go to the one place I feel any sense of patriotism: Costco

Who hasn't left a list of instructions of whomst to bomb in the event of their assassination

Good Friday morning from my playlist. "Just Can't Get Enough" by baby Depeche Mode. If this song doesn't instantly improve your mood, you're probably dead. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FB...

For people (like me) who've spent decades trying to hide from former abusers? This IG news is nightmare fuel.

Fuck this monument to fuckery abcnews.com/Politics/tru...

Love to live in a country where they're doing their damndest to ensure nobody's allowed to vote in future elections...unless they vote the "right" way.

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday Supergirl (2026) Obsession (2026) Farewell, My Lovely (1975) Cauldron of Blood (1968)

Good morning

My cat who was homeless and on the verge of starvation when I found her refuses to eat anything but expensive salmon food and treats.

Cats

They put a photo tarp around the front of the White House so construction can take place without anyone being able to see. And seriously...how the fuck is any of this okay and/or legal? Fuck that fucking fuck.

Headline: Taco Bell removes lettuce, guacamole & Pico from is menu due to explosive diarrhea parasite LETTUCE? Lettuce makes up 90% of a Taco Bell taco.

I'm entirely too old to be going back to the Millennial-owned salon from last year, but it was hands down best haircut ever. Maybe stylist can recommend a salon for crones going forward.

People always wonder why women don't speak up or report an assault. Last few days have once again shown why.

I forget whether you like prawns, but if you do, I hope you get plenty of them.

Ruby. Snoozing.

John Oliver living his best life in Port Charles ew.com/john-oliver-...

We're just gonna Weekend at Bernie's the next 3 years, huh? Cool cool cool

*from the rooftops* STOP ELEVATING SHITTY MEN & NORMALIZING THEIR BAD BEHAVIOR!!!

NEW: In the case of OB-GYN Mark Mulholland, who was repeatedly accused of sexual misconduct, Washington’s medical board waited six weeks to announce it had filed charges. He kept seeing patients during that time, and one alleges he abused her in the interim. with @kuow.org

*overheard at the zoo* Adult to child: oh look, it's a horse! Readers. It was a capybara.

2 frogs 1 snake ALL deadly!

Wearing a Godzilla shirt to the zoo today. In the hopes of inspiring lil guys in the reptile house to dream B I G.

NOBODY should support men who abuse women & children. ALL of them need to be named, shamed & forced out of society. Fuck this "they do it, so why can't we?" bullshit.

People mad about girls/women in hijabs never have anything to say about nuns & their head coverings

Caught in a flash flood on my way to get coffee. Car is fucked. Stuck on side of road. Called 911 & they said, "we're a little backed up right now..." fucking duh, dude. Then had to walk home in water up to my thighs.

It is really fucked how A nation's leader called his buddy who owns the soccer & forced him to let USA cheat. If I were a soccer fan, I'd be mad as heck.

The England bench player that got a yellow card on the sidelines last night tripped and fell over the advertising boards after singing Wonderwall with the crowd and broke his arm and had to be stretchered off.

Sec of Health had a mom on his podcast who told a sob story about her kids dying from vaccines when she was in fact a murderer. How many parents/caregivers listened to that & refused vaxx for their kids?

It would be SO easy to just say, "Contractor did a bad job, oops! We'll get a new guy on it" but noooooo. Triple down on scuba ninjas w/ box cutters who hate America.

Movie trope: Brazil. It is ALWAYS carnival.

People out there blaming Democrats/Communists/Socialists/Liberals for ruining DC 4th festivities by...I shit you not...CONTROLLING THE FUCKING WEATHER! Truly the dumbest time to be alive.

AI can fuck off for many various reasons, but people....don't use a chat to help you decide how to vote. Jeebus. Read a fucking book.

He stole millions of taxpayer/national park dollars to make a big dumb speech & fall asleep during fucking fireworks. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!!!

Tater Tot does not enjoy fireworks. He is prepared for the worst. 🫡

Cheers!

I take it back, they are getting bold

celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle

Damn, I wish we had ANYONE ELSE in charge of the country for our big birthday. Seems like we're trolling the founding fathers. I mean, they were dicks who deserve to be trolled, but still.

Our town celebrates 4th of July by driving first responder vehicles around, sirens full blast, while throwing candy @ children on the sidewalk.

He TORE OFF an entire wing of the White House. Currently focused on taking out hundred year old cherry trees for a golf course & people are like, "this better not happen..." Seriously???

For every video doorbell that records a crime, dancing delivery person, or some other viral media moment, there are DOZENS recording normal stuff like me, picking underpants outta my ass crack while watering plants @ 6 am on a Saturday. Good morning

Tall cloud

As a life long thrift shopper, this is the dream www.actionnews5.com/2026/07/02/3...

Made scratch brownies for BBQ tomorrow

Can't wait for my tax dollars to fund a high end cabana boy tasked with maintaining the world's most expensive pool (that humans aren't allowed to swim in) www.cnn.com/2026/07/03/p...

Me. Scrolling people's film viewings. SHOCKED that people are JUST NOW discovering John Waters & David Lynch. Expand your horizons, folks. Watch something exceptionally W E I R D.

neal is the closest thing to a kaiju we get