"We can't allow this racist talk to become normalized..." We are TEN FUCKING YEARS into this hot fuckery. It's been normalized for a decade now! Thanks to shitty media, "That's how New Yorkers talk" or "jokes!" is how they frame his toxic rhetoric.

Pulling 5,000 troops from Germany is so fucked up. They're not there to just protect Germany, you ignorant slut. They're there to protect THE FUCKING WORLD. Upending military families for yucks is the opposite of patriotic.

This is false. We never liked them. Not sure how or why anyone thought we did.

On this day 70 years ago-May 1, 1956-the polio vaccine was first made widely available to the public. The vaccine’s developer, Dr. Jonas Salk, did not patent the vaccine so that it would remain available to as many people as possible in the US and internationally. Image: Harvey Georges/AP.

“Jeff Landry eliminated the role as part of an effort to reshape the city’s judicial system,” says the Times, once again taking Republican claims of neutrality at face value when their actual goals are obvious.

Let's not forget we are being led by a stark raving lunatic, folks.

Watched "Forbidden Fruits (2026)" & I don't recall ever feeling SO old while watching a movie 😭it was okay, but clearly Gen Xers/Millenials are not the target demographic. 4.5/10 www.imdb.com/title/tt3069...

Waffle & her tiny blep

16 years ago, pregnant & suffering insomnia, I discovered Shane & Ryan hunting ghosts for Buzzfeed. Been a big fan ever since. Recently, Tubi added a bunch of their stuff including PUPPET HISTORY! And, I can not recommend this series more heartily. Here's a taste: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjGp...

Friends! DO put these Cool Ranch Ruffles on your shopping list. They are fucking delightful.

I'm no expert, but one would think if we "blast the hell out of them & finish them forever"? It will still not bring down skyrocketing cost of gasoline.

They spotted you across the shadowy Gothic cathedral and like your vibe

Saw someone call Prince's "Under the Cherry Moon" an "odd black & white film" and yeah it was, but that's what made it great. Also THIS is the film where all of the memes came from! Show some respect to classic cinema.

#LastFourWatched Last week of April 2026: - They Will Kill You (2026) - Trust Me: The False Prophet (2026) - Code 7 Victim 5 (1964) - Touch Me (2026)

Maybe someone should investigate Secret Service for continuing to fail in providing protection against assassins. They dismissed the Butler guy on the roof & now this? Almost like they want a shooter to get thru. Weird. www.wral.com/news/ap/new-...

Thinking more about Grandpa from Lost Boys. Clearly they had to cut his character from musical b/c TV Guide hasn't existed since 1987. *touches ear piece* actually I'm being told it IS still a thing somehow...

Lost Boys (1987) is unironically one of my favorite movies. I've seen it eleventeen thousand times over the years. Reading about Broadway show cutting Grandpa (one of the best closing lines in film history) AND adding a "post credits" scene? Fuck you. Grr.

Demoted? DEMOTED?! These fuckers get to continue wearing a badge and packing a sidearm when they SHOULD be facing criminal charges??!! ACAB, every gd day.

Once again, the man is taking credit for something Biden passed in 2022 & plastering his dumb ass name all over it. www.news10.com/news/nationa...

Tried Body Armor "Sour Apple". No. No. No. This one is awful. MK21 says, "it's like they took an apple, turned it inside out & it turned to feet in your mouth"

At the same time they're trying to get a late night comedian fired, a Faux News host almost caused an international incident @ state dinner:

Nice to see conservatives waking up to the fact that the American health insurance industry is the biggest scam of all time

"As soon as we get the straight open..." reminds me of a thing my stepdad used to tell me growing up, "Hold out both hands. Wish in one & shit in the other. See which one fills up faster." Feels like we're all going around, hands full of shit right now.

Finished "Trust Me: The False Prophet" (on Netflix) completely in awe of Christine & Julia's bravery in helping those women/girls. Not solely focused on abuse, more on "let's get this motherfucker!". Appreciated that a lot. www.imdb.com/title/tt4082...

Bring back "The Swan" so I can tell them how mean strangers are to me in public & get a new, less offensive face for free!

PROTIEN! added to every thing these days. Pop Tarts seem unnecessary.

If the current administration keeps throwing out JURY CONVICTED crimes...what's the point is jury duty? Jurors are paid like $20 for hours & hours of deliberation/argument. For what? Some bozo to get a back room pay out? Fuck that.

I will never not be flabbergasted at randos feeling entitled to say various levels of fuckery @ me in public spaces. I am a VERY white woman. And it is ALWAYS other white people.

Me: exits car @ grocery store Old lady in CROSSING GUARD vest: you're nasty! Me: excuse me? OL: try being kind (says lady who just told a stranger they're "nasty") Me: I'm kind every day! Glad you think you can judge based on 2 seconds. Have a nice day :)

My husband has a family of foxes living just outside his office window and he’s getting nothing else done this.

People are way too eager to go "I'll call ICE on you" as though it's a joke to detain someone and possibly kill them without due process. Quite frankly I think it qualifies as a death threat to do that or otherwise abuse calling the police or SWAT.

"Former New Mexico Attorney General Hector Balderas says he was ordered to 'stand down' by the Feds in 2019. It wasn’t until reading files this year that he realised the FBI sat on murder tips while claiming they had no 'probable cause' to search the ranch." bit.ly/4w4d0rN

It’s a lake because I said it is mfers

Fear is the underpinning of every malignant narcissist. Bouie nails it and I wish more media people would stop pretending he's anything else but an extremely mentally ill man, spiralling into dementia.

The masked ICE thug who killed Renee Good got 3 days of administrative leave. The guy who posted an anti-Trump photo of seashells faces 10 years in prison.

Statements from some of the juror questionnaires: “Elon Musk is a world-class jerk.” “I very much dislike Tesla. As a woman of color, I am very aware of the damaging statements and actions Elon Musk has enacted and been a part of.” “Elon Musk is a greedy, racist, homophobic piece of garbage.”

Godzilla toys, including adorable little stamps

Like the weak SPLC and Comey cases, the best way to think about this is an attempt to sync up law enforcement with the right-wing media narrative machine.

Mods are asleep, post celebratory pig pics

Savannah Guthrie watching FBI go after some guy's shell pic instead of finding her mom

Someone from AT&T just showed up at our front door, asking if we wanted to change phone carriers. And like. What year is it???

FCC looking to remove broadcast licenses for the American Broadcast Corporation because a comedian expressed his first amendment rights

Good news everybody it's real

I can not stress this enough. Under no circumstance should "Dream Scenario" starring Nic Cage be considered "comedy". It may start out that way, but it gets bleak.

Waffle 🧇

Some pretty crazy stuff that somehow didn’t make it on the air.

Colleague: Man, traffic is heavy today. I wonder if there’s a - Me: THAT’S WHY WE NEED TO BUILD THE BALLROOM

everyone has their talent www.reuters.com/lifestyle/se...

Behold, the most hospitable butterfly garden keeper you'll ever meet

i just need republicans to explain to me how a ballroom is a better use of taxpayer money than a 30 ft tall mechanical spider that shoots nanowire webs and that donald trump can ride around on