Spotted in San Diego. “WE THE STUDENTS DO NOT WANT THIS AI IS MORE HARMFUL THAN HELPFUL”

Just today in not the Onion: UFC stadium being built at White House and the Secretary of the Dept. of Health and Human Services caught two snakes at the Florida house of the Director of CMS.

Family values

He sent a telegram. “Sorry I couldn’t be there for your wedding to your third wife, son. Hope to make it for your fourth.”

They said, "Sir, derive the kinetic theory of gases from first principles, and I got it right."

100%

A total of 405,399 American military personnel died during World War II, with overall U.S. casualties (including wounded) reaching over one million. That’s from fighting Nazi’s and @votevets.org endorses the guy with a Totenkopf tattoo. This is a disgrace to our service and their sacrifices.

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

A true fact about Trump's stock trading- I ran the numbers and Trump traded up to ~$700 million in stock in Q1 of 2026. All 535 Members of Congress made a total of ~$635 million worth of trades in 2025. So Trump bought and sold more stock in 3 months than all of Congress put together did last year

The Pax Americana has been the most peaceful and prosperous era in human history. Imperfect, sure, but massively better than anything that came before it. We're going to miss it when it's gone.

In an unusual flight path, jet flies into World Trade Center.

“Gunfighter Skies will showcase the precision, capability and readiness of the U.S. Air Force,” the base said. How embarrassing. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/17/u... Two Military Jets Collide in Midair at Idaho Air Show

I like my president to look like he's alive.

Exclusive: Fascist arch will be built using blatantly corrupt and illegal means.

"Black people in America did worse economically in 2025 than at any time since the Federal Reserve began its financial wellbeing survey in 2013, according to some measures published Wednesday." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/black-p...

Am I mistaken, or did the Founders create an entire branch of government that, among other responsibilities, was intended to perform oversight of and check the executive branch when it overstepped?

20 years ago: Hamas calls for final solution peace process. theonion.com/hamas-calls-...

The current administration is helping China assume hegemonic leadership in so many ways. www.theatlantic.com/internationa...

“Rat Sitting on His Laurels” by Dana Stewart

My latest @nytimes.com oped shows that the White House is dramatically understating the cost of the war in Iran. By my calculations—and I show my work—this war will cost the typical American family thousands, and it could cost them tens of thousands. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/o...

None. We want no support. We want AI and all its false prophets to fuck ALL THE WAY OFF. Why don't people get this?

We haven’t even begun to understand the Pandora’s Box that this war has opened. @cfr.org www.cfr.org/articles/aft...