I have been sick off and on for two days and as I lay in bed, I have the burning eyes thing and started sneezing. Damnit.

My neighbor is absolutely rocking out to Christmas music. A fire might be in order, despite my fireplace being nonfunctional.

I hate when God's Meatloaf Special is out of stock

Good to see Louisville getting thumped in Knoxville. Damn it all.

I've been almost completely no contact with my dad for over ten years and I don't regret it one bit. I wish our relationship was better but my desire for peace outweighs his arrogance every fucking day.

Here to tell you for the upteenth time that you do not owe your awful parents anything. Blood is not an obligation (this extends to siblings, cousins, grandkids, et al). Live the life they hate that you're living, and don't feel an ounce of guilt.

All I am asking for is praise without my work being checked, is that not completely reasonable

Lol, I can't tell when a woman is interested in me. I've got no chance. Also, this is one of the dumbest questions I have ever seen on Reddit, which is saying something.

Here's the current forecast for a Cincinnati Christmas.

What, you don't have impromptu piano concerts at your workplace?

JUST IN: Nick Reiner is not medically cleared to appear in court, according to his attorney, after arrest in connection to death of his parents.

They spent $1.5 million to arrest 10 people? Good lord.

lol at this hyper accurate ROI of policing

Raju: "Why not give everybody the access to this information that could inform their key votes?" Sen. Markwayne Mullin: "Because there's a lot of members that's going to walk out of there that's going to leak…Do you think [Ilhan] Omar needs all this information? I will say no."

I'm not gonna make it.

I really miss the feeling of being loved/wanted. This sucks.

Y'all think I'm kidding. Who tells this beautiful idiot no?

I've had a really bad weekend, I genuinely hate this time of year and I was, ahem, not well. Just now my raging dipshit lays over me, almost knowingly, huffs, and falls asleep on me. I reeeeeeeally do not deserve him. And yeah, I'm crying like a baby at the moment. Fuck, man. I am beyond lucky.

Terrible.

The way the word elites has become devoid of all meaning is interesting. It’s a placeholder for “someone I don’t like” and it fascinates me that the people who use it most are wealthy, went to “elite” schools and hold positions of power. Look in the damn mirror. You’re talking about yourself.

Excuse me, you look very familiar. Do I hate you from somewhere?

Y'all joke and carry on, but this always makes me giggle. I've had this number for the better part of five years. Guess who I ain't?

Just realized - Cassius is *that* dude. He doesn't realize it but, yeah. Big fat beautiful idiot is the exact savior to my soul.

Side on side on side note, I am about to play dangerously with an incredibly pretty woman that apparently has plans to make my birthday memorable.

Thank you, MB. Appreciate you girl. ✨️💖✨️

Good morning, y'all.

I *hate* Christmas despite it being my birthday, for a myriad of reasons. This morning was rough but I got my fat ass up and went to work and did what I had to do, then got home and took Cassius out right as the snow started and now I have a crock pot dinner going. Fight. Always. Even when it sucks.

I'm so sorry, but I knew I had one for this: I guess you're gonna find out if it's a shower or a grower

Religion is crazy in that it’s an entire belief system that is simply passed down to you from your parents and whatever ridiculous logic is derived from it you are just supposed to accept and defend with your life.

Damnit.

Good morning, y'all

Fwiw y'all will laugh but I don't care - she is *really* pretty but I had been drinking and I will not approach a woman under those circumstances.

Already immune. I'm part racoon.

Just lost my shit with the dog and his behavior. Fuck. Nothing else matters. I cannot lose that fatass. I am not remotely prepared.

Next day *funny assed* update - my buddy saved her from being kicked and I "hid" at the end of the bar. He and I had a great night (without her) and I probably gave that woman the flu because she grabbed my dick and pressed herself upon me to kiss me. Her fault at that point, I say. Get watcha got.

I was just accosted by a woman. Not completely mad.

One of the best insights/jokes I've ever heard is(from a Southern Baptist preacher), "The lord gave us two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time, son. Good damned luck."

I have an issue. Damned woman walks in with long curly hair and draggin' a wagon. Somebody punch Jer out and take his butt home.

well…. actually Disclaimer (that one person in your group, if you don’t have this person then you’re the arsehole)

Somewhere, @hammel.bsky.social smiles. ❤️

I almost feel "normal", so the obvious move is to go get a fat assed burger from a pub. After a quick shower because I've been in bed sick for two days and smell like a foot.

Oh, so we're fucked then. Cool. (also, it always amuses me when Williamstown is listed, that's where I went to school and the only reason it is listed is that it is almost perfectly halfway between Cincinnati, OH and Lexington, KY)

I ain't wanna say nuthin but I have to say I might have the prettiest damned puppy ever, at 11yo. Him my dawg. Y'all talk but that man has been by my side *every* damned day. I really don't deserve him. 🤩

Soooooo.....I am going to a pub crawl Friday night and my friend has volunteered her husband's onesie (he is 6-3"ish so it will work). Me that night? Hell. Yes. I am beyond excited

That guy wishes he was in jail so he could have an excuse to suck a dick.

I’d pitch in on their bail. FUCK that dude. I wish him the absolute worst.

Looking forward to one day when Joes grandson joins them, Jayxon Buck

Same, a really good ass whipping is due for that guy.