I am eager watching the Angels-Jays, hoping for a 20.

Eh, at least we aren't the Angels, with generational talent and nothing to show for it.

MY Reds? With a lead in this economy?

Bobby Cox this morning:

I didn't mean for this beautiful wordage, yet here we are.

Jesus Christ, Angels.

Yesavage is playing with fire, wow

I don't know why but this got me good. 😂

I know I have a lot of Astros fans followers, real question - How did y'all feel about Springer and Tucker? I always liked Springer for some reason, Tucker always seemed a little weird to me. (I am watching the Jays game and Springer was batting, inspiring this question)

Mine just tries to lay his head in my lap as I am driving, obstructing my ability to shift.

I will someday win a Nobel Prize when I discover how women can magically sense when you're seeing someone else and come back around and try to make plans with you.

Never out of fresh j school case studies

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Fun question for single people who do OLD - Have you ever seen someone you know in real life, and which way did you "swipe"?

Wow

The NCAA has preemptively vacated all Louisville wins while Satterfield was coaching there, just to be sure. www.espn.com/college-foot...

Happy Dollar Beer Day to those who celebrate.

What the fuck???

Fun fact - cows scare me more than any animal I am likely to run into. They are huge and generally dumb as hell. Not aggressive normally but they can accidentally kill you because they are dumb as shit and will accidentally crush you.

I desire ice cream. BRB.

Weird how glass looks like hard candy but tastes like blood & pieces of your tongue

Cassius is having issues with his back legs.(he is a Lab and will be 12 in August) Running up stairs, jumping onto the bed, etc. I need guidance. Any. Please.

Regression tends to be... MEAN.

FWIW, I am fine the way. I couldn't find a decent gif. Fair. You know what I did not do? Sacrifice the gifs. Kill the dog.

Attn @unkram.bsky.social

"This is AI" is the new "fake news".

Not a bad seat for our "meeting" today.

is it just me or does the curvature of the wieners somehow make this 1000% worse

This number is absolutely wild to me. (I say this as someone from a different generation, of course)

if ai ever works as it’s been sold to us, the most easily replaced employee of every company would be ceo and as far as i can tell theres never been a single article written about that

Oof.

Good morning, y'all.

Sea bug on a bug

Idk if you guys are following the hantavirus saga but uhhh…it doesn’t sound great. WHO started contact tracing earlier today which is very worrisome.

They're calling him Austin 3/16

FIRE JOE MORGAN

Just played a CD.. All the songs were mixed to the same volume and, get this, no adverts at all. I'm telling you, this is the future.

I need to meet this woman.

Damnit, Reds.

Here's your friendly reminder to be a little kinder to yourself today.

Heads up to Chrome users who prefer not to not allocate 4GB of their drives to Gemini Nano weights.

Go Reds,and all that noise.

Update - she is VERY INTENTIONALLY laying her leg all the way across me as she sleeps. And I like it.

I mean, who says no here?

I hurt. So bad.

This day in history. 2000. Cardinal John Joseph O'Connor, archbishop of New York, died. Some people may think there was no excuse for his disdain for pregnant women, and for the glee with which he promoted the spread of HIV/AIDS, but I blame the brain tumour.

priest: if anyone knows why these two should not be wed, let them speak now or forever hold their peace me: I do my bride: *whispering* no, not yet

Lol I was described as a "very unassuming veteran" today and three (!!!) People agreed. I guess I don't look or act the part. 😂

🤔

SHAFT