Strange thoughts - I could Google it, but ai want opinions? - sleep. I can nap for 15-30 minutes, but in my dreams, I lived a 80 year life with all of the heartfelt feelings, etc. I have woken up crying at a funeral that never happened. The time ratio/difference is weird, brain my brain is so weird.

Having a really hard time sleeping, someone entertain please.

Him a pupritto. Cassius is the best, seriously.

Random thought - I always enjoy the moment, after an hour of convo, telling someone that I work in IT and the person gives a shocked response. Rednecks can be technically adept, I promise. 😂

I'm a 10, but my toxic straight is that sometimes I go sock-shoe-sock-shoe while getting dressed.

Good morning, y'all.

“Hey, Jealousy,” is my favorite song written from the point of view of someone with green eyes.

A perfect mom-and-pop affordable housing provider 🤗 story in 3 images

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I didn't even play bad and still got the pants beat off me, he was on a heater.

Portland HC Shantay Legans, who tore his Achilles in practice this week because he had to sub into rotations due to sick players “I told our team, if I had to give my other Achilles to away to win on Saturday, I'll do that too. I'll roll around in a wheelchair. Whatever it takes to win some games."

Get in loser, the street lights are on and your mom told me to come find you

Maaaaaaan if this ain't the truth. Fucking thieves.

Every time I think I have seen the dumbest pay range for a job, they always up the ante.

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Fun story - After a fun night at Pure Gold in Richmond, I woke up in Berea, KY, to basically this. Long story that gets way more unbelievable. @litwick.net @chandrathan.bsky.social (I tag them because they both know where Pure Gold was and where Berea is.)

Me do can

Ah, this makes a ton of sense. Thank you, stranger.

Serious question - why is there NASCAR on TV on. Wednesday? I thought they did weekends?

I'M NUMBER ONE, I'M NUMBER ONE, I'M NUMBER ONE! www.thrillist.com/entertainmen...

I guess ol boy's funeral is Friday, I think I'll skip that one.

i love all my problematic woulds

How do we feel about this, Mavs fans?

(crosses fingers, says a little prayer) www.wlwt.com/article/mitc...

Good morning, y'all.

Can't sleep, clown will eat me. Can't sleep, clown will eat me.....

UNLV nearly got a spectacular reverse alley-oop slam from Dra Gibbs-Lawhorn but his teammate Emmanuel Stephen tried to dunk it as well and that did not work

God DAMNIT. Looks like someone is coming out to look at my furnace. Yes, this is for January and January only. 1500 sq ft condo on the 2nd floor, so in theory, the heat from the downstairs neighbor should rise up and help. Fucking old, beautiful houses.

Okay, what the FUCK. www.cincinnati.com/story/news/c...

Time for bed, good night y'all. I leave you with this masterpiece.

SHOCKING

So, this happened. The guy was my "cousin" on my mom's side.(I was adopted and generally don't claim that side of the family.) Fucking hell. www.wlwt.com/article/man-...

Longtime followers know that this is further evidence we live in a simulation

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As soon as everyone is out of my kitchen were making carnitas, my good bitches.

You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell

what the hell is a pompatus of love

I like that Bluesky consists of an older crowd because I've noticed less 19 year old lecturing me about something that I've known for 20 years because they just learned about it in their political science class.

to whomever would not let me merge: may you always feel like you’re walking through spiderwebs

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Think I found @jch24.bsky.social twitter alt

TIL that Pol Pot and Albert Fish shared a birthday. May 19th, to be exact. The internet is a weird place.

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Wanna see unhappy Jer? We split a week or two later, and this picture played in. I saw the look on my face in the pic the next day and realized I was tolerating her, not loving her. Not fair to either of us.

Remember 20 seconds ago when you had never seen this? Those were good times.

The car that went into the river was a suicide? Fuck, that is so sad. If y'all are ever in a bad space, reach out to me. I've been there myself, I get it. Talk to me, I'll DM, text, call, whatever. I know it sounds corny, but don't choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Love y'all.

Good morning, y'all. Brrrrrr.