imagine if they found him at a waffle house

I challenge anyone to find a bigger radio beating than Pete O'Brien co-hosting a show with Crobby

Corby claiming that it is "way more likely [to experience inappropriate marital conduct if you marry a rock star] than if you marry the local plumber" absolutely shows that he doesn't know any plumbers

Great. He can retire now

We are all the Reflecting Pool.

Replacement lead singer: Nickleback

Anxiety cherry This one is much better than I expected

Unless it's Tom Holland or Toby Maguire or Andrew Garfield I think you're wrong

I need to live in a timeline where Bob Sturm GMs a NFL team and Molly Knight GMs a MLB team and in this timeline all dogs and cats have great homes

Welp. At least Turkey still has the most entertaining Olympic archer on the planet I'm sure that's consoling folks at home there

state department translators laboriously going thru the MOU in farsi: "point 14. No...cou...couch fuckers..."

Somebody tell these foreigners here for the World Cup, you are not supposed to have Waffle House and Chili's in the same day. I think if you eat both of those, just walking by a KFC will make you spontaneously combust.

"yeah that one but make it worse"

This is a list consisting of zero items for me

"American church" He watched too much The Boys

Well #gocanes I guess. Best possible outcome after the little stars went golfing Happy for all my NC frens

Fuck outta here with your amateur beef jerky

Requisite timeline cleanse

A) it's great to see visitors discovering some of the things that bring joy to people here B) I'm so given up on us as a country that I couldn't give two shits - old enough to remember the bicentennial being huge but I don't care about 250 or the WC at(!) all(!!) #GoAnyoneElse

Schrodinger's influencer rip

"he must be doing something right to be the world's first trillionaire" Heard this twice today unironically No. Absolutely the fuck not. You have any fuckin clue how much wrong he has to do to "achieve" that?!?! Get fucked

Bruh 🤣 #WorldCup

I need Donnie's next TimeWasters song to be Frown Your Nose Up to the tune of Smack My Bitch Up

This is how I feel about Corby doing Kalshi ads except for the fact that I turned on Corby a long time ago

Matt McClearin would never

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The Cash Flow Boys® aren't here legally?

Rollerblading waiter in a downtown shopping mall 50s-themed restaurant There's and entire decade's worth of songs that do this to me

Too easy

I'm a toddler

Having moved here from Texas, twice, can confirm this is a genuine reaction nearly everyone has Now. The traffic? LOfuckinL You think it's bad where you live? Unless you live in DC, NYC, or LA, I don't want to hear it

The absolute best thing about Monaco today is what it has to have done to Georgie Porgie's mental state

Omfg I wanna skritch the kitty!!!!

Can't believe how smoking has made a resurgence in shows. There's zero need for it. No one would be like "holy fuck why aren't they smoking in this scene"

See they had me in the first half when I thought this was a reference to the band that first wrote and recorded Nothing Compares 2 U and then shit went downhill so fast

Dear The Ticket but really just Cat you gigantic and worthless piece of shit: stop trying to make Pete O'Brien happen. Nobody needs to hear him in his own time slot much less guesting on someone else's

Fixed the hell out of this

There is zero chance in this stadium/arena discussion that Corby realizes he's turned into his father's generation whining about how these fuckin disrespectful whippersnappers don't consume events the way he does

Welp. I didn't have a dog in the fight until now

ancient grains amirite

I too am often bruised when shaking hands

The Rangers should have a Pride Night

#GoCanes I guess

Marquito then came storming back into the house yelling "NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL WE DECIDE IT IS!"

Omfg Davey clowning on Tisha the Best Surgery I Ever Had crazy woman and Corby actually catching it was incredible

Well that sucks

Welp. There goes the @ntmellie.bsky.social vote. Rip Jimmy Talafreako

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