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"They 3D print the meat in Campbell's Soup" is not a sentence I thought I'd hear today.

Viola Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa race massacre, has died. She was 111. "I have lived through the massacre every day. Our country may forget this history, but I cannot," she told Congress in 2021. Geoff Bennett has more.

I hate it when people squeeze briskets in bbq videos!

Famous last words: Rainy Monday, Walmart can't be that bad.......

Cowboys Eagles is coming down to who kicks themselves in the groin last

HEAR ME OUT! Try not to recoil from this “dig” at Biden. Don’t let tribalism seep into your bones the way it has for MAGA. There is a growing divide between those who measure the economy and those who experience it. During the election, Dems listened to the economists instead of the people. 1/2

If your turkey is in the freezer still, you are going to have to go with the water bath defrost. You just have to calculate in at least 1 day for dry brine.

I keep waiting for the @gr8tvaluebiggie.bsky.social skeet telling everyone they better have their turkey thawed if they want a proper brine.

Narcan in the cranberry sauce. Jellied. Can.

Im responsible for Thanksgiving so I cook everything I like and it's all great!

@baseballdo.bsky.social gave me bank robbery money!

One of the sides is gonna have fent in it. Thanksgiving roulette.

We gone make it!

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

He is looking at Mamdani like he is a horse.

Spotify is helping ICE recruit more agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities. Stop paying for or using the app until Spotify stops running ads for ICE: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky

oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that

Or beat their ass.

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

First colonoscopy was a success. We have to stay on top of these preventative procedures and screenings. #blacksky #over40sky

Now THIS???? is a white man! this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!

Mankind winning the World Heavyweight Championship caused The Department of Education to be shutdown.

The whites are at it again!

🎶You know you know me Glock 32, I shoot like both the Kobes Pop it when I'm lonely At the Sam's, throwin' twenties on her back like she Ginóbili🎶 - Vince Staples Caliphate - Earl Sweatshirt feat Vince Staples

3 more days....

Tip Drill

Make America Gawk Again

Saw Predator: Badlands

This is basically every Republican's defense right now:

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If Bill Clinton is really a patriot, he has to say Trump sucked his dick in a nationally televised press conference.

I don't have this. I like what I like. What you like has no impact on me. I'll listen to a recommendation but if I don't like it is what it is.

So Big Beautiful Bill was doing the bending?

I read this last night before going to sleep. Pinhead couldn't create worse nightmares.

WTF. I know I didn't just read an email about 45/47 preforming an act of oral admiration to 42. Restart the simulation the algorithm is off.

COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.

🎶We're not strong, only aggressive. Not free, we only licensed. Not compassionate, only polite. Now who is the nicest. Not good, but well behaved. Chasing after death just to call ourselves brave. Still living like mental slaves. Hiding like theives in the night from light.🎶

Trump made a pedophile sex trafficker go:

The best holiday is 2 weeks from today #TeamThanksgiving

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

I hate time travel or time loops as a sci fi plot device or story mechanic because writers rarely explain the ramifications of it properly. But I'm watching the anime, Gnosia, and they are doing a good job of explaining what can happen with loops......and I still hate this shit.

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

A young white man got probation after assaulting and raping multiple girls and video taping the assaults in Oklahoma, but yall think some sex crimes is going to bring down their messiah.

*Someone leaks Epstein Files one day* Yall: We need the government to release the files through the appropriate legal channels to confirm what was leaked. I can only come to a conclusion if the government implicates themselves in wrong doing!

We know all this. Let me know when something actually happens because of it.