I need to reread Rama for the millionth time. Love that book.

Milestone unlocked. Taught Kid D to shave.

Men, reminder.

Never buy google hardware. (Not that these people had a choice, google bought nest.) www.techspot.com/news/110075-...

Parents this morning

@jasondfw.bsky.social Vampire Survivors x Balatro crossover, heck yes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB0b... Also, online multiplayer finally!

This is pretty apt for me.

It's chili season. Approx 12c. 4 for dinner and 8 for freezer

Yep. Insurance ran the numbers. Should have been ~$25 not ~$600. Pharmacy said they ran it and the $600 was after insurance. Either pharmacy or insurance needs to get their head screwed on straight. So tired of this.

Me "oh nooooo. The organizers rearranged my closet. It's by color now. It was sorted by size and type." @jellyzedsy.bsky.social "wait what? You organized it? What kind of psycho does that?" Me "how long have we been married?! There is always a system."

Why is there always something wrong with insurance. It's always a hassle. It's always wrong. I have to call damn near every time because they screwed up something. At this point, I assume frustration is the goal.

Just love your neighbor. It's not a difficult concept. I was raised in a very judgmental household and I still figured it out. Make sure people have a meal to eat, a place to rest their head, and a little fun sometimes.

Coulda had this guy as VP but nooooo. (yeah, kamala ain't great but she's worth it for walz)

. @jellyzedsy.bsky.social "you can take the fat thor wig off, you know." Me "I don't wanna"

Y’all. We’re at a friend’s Halloween party, and these mfers…

Always something sad to be the one telling google maps that a business is closed permanently. (went into town near work to try a coffee shop for lunch, but it's empty.) oh well, onto 2nd choice.

There are so many historical events happening so fast that if Billy Joel did another rewrite of We Didn't Start The Fire he would never get to stop singing. Someone would be frantically shoving pages of new lyrics in front of him in real time.

This was basically @jellyzedsy.bsky.social in her 20's and I'm the one in the replies.

Anyone have a good Halloween Playlist or long mix that isn't stuffed with covers?

Assuming this is true, most problems in life are caused by greedy people at the top who underfunded something.

Morons. Just narcissistic morons. They project "we all talk this way" to make themselves feel better. Here's a snippet of my "guys chat".

"I'm feeling a little better. I should try doing stuff today." *brews coffee without the pot until it starts spilling over* "never mind"

One of my favorite meme types is engineers bitching about teams meetings.

The best part of the sequels was Driver. This missed opportunity makes me sad. Additionally, him dying was stupid. He should have had to atone.

What? Oh. Oh no. Never mind. I'm going the other way.

Remember DARE? Was it a scam? Yep. youtu.be/LzrGCk-F7FY

🎶It's cooooold enough to use my weeeeiiighted blanket🎶

Sennnnnnding meeeeeeemes at 3:15 aaaaaaa.mmmmmm. Because I'm siiiiiiiiick and can't sleeeeeeeeep. This is what I imagine all of y'all look like when I send my dumb crap.

Maybe I can have a little hope, as a treat.

@makesomething.com it's a bit outta your way but you'd probably like this shop. It's an analog audio shop in Michigan. www.instagram.com/reel/DO7FubA...

Current project - adapting my pumpkin model to be hollow for a tea-light. Printed in translucent orange PETG. Design needs some tweaks for printability, but it's almost there.

@makesomething.com you might like this 3d print. Daschund ghost for tea lights. www.printables.com/model/141846...

@humandads.bsky.social @2kolsch.bsky.social @baseballdo.bsky.social uh oh

"drugs in your kids Halloween candy" and "people are paid to protest" give off the same energy.

Wait, people are getting paid to protest? Where do I sign up?!

Today's chill soundtrack for a rainy afternoon of baking and chores. Final fantasy 6 lofi music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN15...

Well THAT'S not supposed to happen. (it started out fine and the didn't stick to the plate and just keeps spitting out plastic.)

Another windows option. Again idk if this works. Am at work. Anyone tried this?

Anyone try this? I'm interested but at work rn

Adding to my list.

I think the kids lost my backup to my favorite travel mug. (still have the main one, but nothing lasts forever.) I can't find a replacement, even ebay. As someone with anxiety and probably autism, this a tragedy waiting to happen.

They're not all gonna be winners.

When the foxes run the hen house...

It's happening dot gif

Star Wars fans don't want it to have Jared Leto. "We'd hate that" (Source: stats.from.myass/hes-terribl...)

I've been on the edge of setting up a media server, and if this happens, it'll push me to finally do it.