Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.

Every now and then I remember the press reaction to Elon Musk claiming we live in a simulation was broadly “Real Life Tony Stark Elon Musk Posits Mind-Blowing Thought Experiment 🤯” instead of “This Billionaire Nutjob Doesn’t Think Other People Are Real”

“.. Inside the White House, top advisers joke that they are ruling Congress with an “iron fist,” according to people who have heard the comments. Steve Bannon, the influential Trump ally, likened Congress to the Duma, the Russian assembly that is largely ceremonial.” www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

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Great kicker. Marc Benioff’s PR team wanted him to do an interview about philanthropy. Instead he sounded off on a bunch of Trump policies he supports and called for the White House to send troops to SF. Doesn’t seem like the comms team was pleased with how the interview went..

It's like they're trying to make Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo The Disgusting Brothers

I'm glad the Cowboys didn't draft Skattebo so we don't have to hear this glaze every week

Cubes decided to add himself to the celeb list on Sora so of course someone did this

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

I was just thinking about this Trying to send in outside troops against a state's wishes is ofc a significant escalation and meaningful line crossed, but civil war isn't two armies meeting up on a grassy battlefield anymore--what does civil war look like in 2025? Is this already what it looks like?

Yeah we're going to Bruenig Man, why do you ask

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

I spoke to a Venezuelan woman who was arrested in this raid and later released with her 4yo son. She said agents broke down their door, pointed guns at them and made sexualized remarks about Venezuelan women. When she returned to her apartment it was boarded up and all her possessions were gone.

if i were a would-be dictator whose only civilian check on power had been consumed by total-complete partisan loyalty, something i would definitely do is call an unprecedented in-person meeting of the only people who could stop me and then proceed to illustrate why they should stop me

DAVID CROSS: “.. I’ve been asked for my opinion on the Riyadh Comedy Festival .. it should go without saying that there’s not enough money for me to help these depraved, awful people put a ‘fun face’ on their crimes against humanity.” officialdavidcross.com/blogs/press/...

If you’re a comedian I know who’s doing the RIYADH comedy festival, it’s not too late to drop out. The money you make will poison you. You have fucked up & you can correct the big bad mistake you’re making. Also the ppl I know who are doing it are SO WILDLY RICH already. Christ.

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

Golly gee, I hope there are no gay athletes Snoop will have to explain to his grandchildren. [My ability to embrace Snoop Dogg as a lovable goof was always precarious and always required some willing suspension of disbelief. I may have simply lost the desire to make the effort.]

This is much, much more significant than the Comey indictment but has gotten like 0.1% of the media coverage

never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or elon musk where he was on december 6, 2014

Bathroom vanities are now “national security”.

Fucking exhausting

@rookiemisteak.bsky.social sorry to spoil the show, but you may be excited to learn that Dave from Gameday Men's Health will be visiting the Gameday Men's Health Studio for the last half of the show.

There are a whole lot of media and television executives currently operating with conviction that the potential consequences of the present will outweigh the accountability of the future. And no matter what happens, they cannot be allowed to be correct.

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

What I love most about the insincere religiosity of the right these days is how they keep making it crystal clear they don't actually read the Bible. There were twelve *apostles* and, even then, there was one (Matthias) who replaced Judas and was known as the 13th apostle. Otherwise, great work.

don't worry, the fbi is right on top of the growing threat of white supremacist violence

I am just going to keep posting that the TX governor recently pardoned a political murderer. The dude texted "I'm going to shoot protestors", then went and shot a Black Lives Matter protester. He was convicted in a jury trial. Hard to find a more blatant example of celebrating political violence.

Texas State Rep. Jeff Leach described Charlie Kirk as a civil rights icon who deserves a statue. Charlie Kirk described Martin Luther King Jr., an internationally renowned civil rights icon, as "awful" and "not a good person."

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

That would've been good from 100

Schotty finally let Russ cook

Hard to summarize Brian Kelly’s whole deal better than “wins a big-time game against one of his team’s big rivals, somehow answers a question in such an offputting way that his fanbase likes him even less than before the win”

I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"

My dad first signed up for Twitter to follow live sports and he’s a freak about U of I. One day he said to me “Twitter is abuzz about Illini golf,” and I was like dude you only follow Illini sports accounts. And that’s how every reporter feels Charlie Kirk was the most important person in the world.

It gets even crazier

put this on the long list of people finding out they can't get away with the same things trump inexplicably does

I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Charlie Kirk’s ultimate goal, which he said time and time again, would have been the suppression, through threat of violence and the use of state power, of the rights of those he disagreed with, including freedom of expression. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...

idk man if I had just lost my kid to a school shooting and the news cycle was dominated by people loudly mourning the loss of a guy whose life’s work was radicalizing people, largely children, into thinking that’s a cool and normal thing to do while contributing nothing else, I’d probably go insane

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

The jezebel article is unreal www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

"why people are mad about Abundance" in meme form to save me time in the future

i can't focus on what senators are saying over RFK Jr's breathing and wheezing. sorry folks.

you're never gonna believe what this guy's saying on the other site

Next he's going to harass and kidnap immigrants in California, you know, as satire

Incredible level of starting something you have zero intention of finishing