This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning

The proper way to Facebook

The Supreme Court did the bare minimum and should not be applauded for such because we shouldn’t even be here debating this

Had anyone tried telling trump to TAKE A CHILL PILL, BILL??!!?!?!?!!!

“You have pace vs Charles” on Lewis’s radio on the early stop for hards told me eveything about Ferrari priorities going forward.

How can you watch Lewis and Max go at one another like this and think the cars need to be further deadened

“My suit is so tight”

Wow who could have foreseen this?

🎶when you get caught trying to goon in New York City🎶

Me when the trumpets hit on ‘My Kinda Lover’

This kicks ass

Peepaw is haveing an pants filling accident

literally watergate

What a looser lol

It’s “let those thighs breathe” weather in the Louisville area for all us slutty dads

The Losdelrio of Zelda - Macarena of Time

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

X2!!!

AMERICA BITCHHHHHH

Instructions unclear, swamped the drain

Happy Juneteenth, frens!

They put Trump and Bibi against one another and it’s going about how you’d expect

There is a sign hanging from a tree off the side of I-64 just east of Frankfort, KY that says “DON’T FORGET JESUS” And every time I pass it I think ‘shit, hell we forgot Jesus back at the Grafenburg Valero station. Cotdang it, turn around n go back n git his ass!’

The advisory roles were the Corey Lewandowskis we met along the way

A world where stealing diapers, a necessity, isn’t necessary is right in front of us but we would rather allow cops opportunities to slaughter babies. Screw this place man.

In Norton Commons for the first time and yikes

Turn on your DMs @andersonyork.bsky.social

Had to deflate the kids’ slide for the pop up storm here but at least I get to watch the rain like a real dad

Blood pressure meds for the old man, but with a bad heart, arthritis, bad eyes, bad ears and underweight…he presses on

When I switch from High Life to water at the tailgate

I think the Freddy guy on twitter posting about visiting for the World Cup is a CIA op

Got propositioned at the hotel bar last night by a very bold lady who started the conversation by asking if I was the “worst sales guy in the world” and looked like Charlie’s mom from The Santa Clause but with curly hair.

The knicks led for 1.2 seconds and won.

Happy billionaires woooo

Indiana Hoosier OG Anunoby

LOLOLOLOLOL

Spurs epic bedshitting

Spurs really blew that lead lol

They’ll disappear under mysterious circumstances in a month and it’ll never make a news cycle

Pencer Splatt

Everyone’s a back marker!

blue flags on Lap 11, proper jewel of the calendar stuff this #f1

Cadillac dreadful weekend lol

OH SHIT MAX

The Arlington cemetery for fired trump staffers

“Things look so bad everywhere.” -Steve Winwood

Kimi Antonelli is about to be Swimmi Antonelli because he’s gonna take a dip in the pool or harbor tomorrow

Lewis 👀👀