Florida State - into the Jeff Walz contraption you go

it is a gift

I cannot help but think we survive this and build the world we deserve

Not even a good AI effort lol

This is blackout poetry to me

BEN SLANKER PLEASE PURCHASE AN ENTIRE COLONY OF FIRE ANTS AND DROP THEM INTO MY SUNROOF FROM AN OVERPASS

We are so fn back

Some say his gameday breakfast burrito could not be achieved. He said unto them: Go freakin Cards

Gonna try to introduce myself to Burke Granger from D1 Baseball today at the game

Bullying works?

Louisville Women have Wake Forest in the contraption I see

Just madlibs at this point for the worst people imaginable

I’ll allow a victory lap for the juggalos only

Ate a big ol honkin breakfast sandwich AMA

Less than 24 hours ago but this wait is crushing me lol

Louisville gets a preseason top-8 National Seed projection (#8) from D1 Baseball. Buckle up, baseball fans, we may be on the brink of the season we thought we were going to have in 2020.

BASEBALL SEASON TOMORROW AND I MADE YOU A SPREADSHEET stateoflouisville.com/louisville-b...

Let’s have a DAY folks

The cute girl reading this 😘😍

Pam Bondi stepped in it huh

Interview 1 was flawless. Second part was a lot of tripwire questions that I think I navigated well. If I don’t get this job it’s because whoever does is a straight up G

Call me Idris because dam son

Travis Hafner

never forget that the day Meat Loaf died, Weber grills sent out an email with a BBQ meatloaf recipe

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Age verification? I once went to radio shack with my dad to get a 30 foot telephone cord so my mom could talk to her bunco friends while roaming through the house

Oopsiedoodle

if i wanted 10’s of thousands of followers i could easily post things like “pasta is best served alfredo style” but no, i wonmt sell out. that’s why i post things like “thinking about busty gremlins while indulging in some beans, baked sloppy style” and i grow, slowly. organically.

75 points at the under 16 lmaooooo

Louisville is final four good when it plays and rebounds like this

Louisville, as a program, has never hit a single layup

Oh look a four point swing because you can’t hit free throws

Not my daughter

I have the final set of panel interviews Wednesday for a job that would be THE next step in my booze business career, and I have never prepped for something harder or felt more prepared. Two separate interviews with an hour between.

I’m a ring camera haver and after two years the battery is shyte and the notifications are horrendous so I am contemplating Arlo or simply a dumb doorbell that throws a Bluetooth notification. Also the other stuff sucks

(to the tune of Cat Scratch Fever* stove top stuffing

and i love this one from ecuador

Bad Bunny feat. Will Ramos would have been a bad ass Puerto Rican mashup

2027 Super Bowl halftime show Cannibal Corpse

🎶Dame la gasolina🎶

The amount of gambling commercials is fucking embarrassing. We are truly in the American century of humiliation.

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

I know of exactly one position I share with Andrew Tate:

Louisville women are playing way too loose

Dominique Darius is balling out in front of tens of people

Not too bad I suppose

The Cadillac livery reveal is so important they’re having a ceremonial Bad Bunny Concert and Football game to celebrate it 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Louisville baby wyd

Andy Barr is insufferable