Looking very strong and droopy, sir

What finally getting the big, hard booger that’s too far back to pick…to blow out feels like

[see someone being annoying on here] man what an asshole [see they follow me] though perhaps they are just misunderstood

There is something so cathartic as a dad about packing a cooler on a sunny day

Inside of you there are two wolves (they are playing golf)

A spicy leftover dumpster omelet: Tajín and paprika in the egg batter, taco meat, bell pepper, and Sargento mango habanero jack cheese

"Likely to do so after the midterm elections" - right, so watch how public opinion shifting on Israel plays out and then calibrate her messaging accordingly. This kind of desperate poll chasing is what people find exhausting about Democrats and is, to me, fully disqualifying for the big chair

I know today is just primaries but if you’re running as a republican in 2026… …P U stinky

Randomly thinking of this wedding I went to once out in the country and all the old old men me to calling one another “pusscake”

Lmao max Jesus Christ

What a save in traffic by Max

Hit em with the McBic

Lookie there

Checo up two spots at the start

The McLarens look GOOD

Does anyone ever just look up who Dave Portnoy is before they slather over him at Churchill Downs?

The only good KISS song is “Lick it Up” I do not make the rules

It’s not cool or hip to mourn David Allan Coe

As a leg man, I can’t confidently say how I would feel about you as a worm

I don’t think trump is in on the scheme. I think he thinks these are legit attempts, but his handlers are using them to get him to agree to the increasingly-awful escalations in cruelty.

They really used that “shooting” as a mass-photo op and content-generator, didn’t they?

A martini made to my exact specifications!

We are one year into owning the Pilot and this simple act has been worth its weight in gold.

This country, man. Whew. Fuck em

The worst time of the year for sports radio in this area. Horse racing.

I need someone to act up on here so I can hit them with “Hey you do GLP-1s?” “???” “Well go ahead and GuLP-1 of deez nuts” And then retire

That self-reporting S*xual Ass*ult database has come for New Albany, Indiana and wow it’s always the people you expect the most

listen i know this is woke bluesky but we're undercounting the appeal of a good ole airport bar. drink whiskey watch the planes go by, awesome.

Saw a kid walking down the street that reminded me of SexJ. Anyone know how he’s doing?

No offense to other kids’ shows, but Trash Truck is the best kids’ show

This was a mistake. Who could have known ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not watching wrestlemania. I’m watching Louisville at Cal Baseball like a true sicko

Morgan Wallen makes music for people who steal stuff at yard sales

Man’s never been to Evansville, Indiana!!!!!

Miss Rachel is a non-problematic would

When you work in a very customer-facing role and that customer receives a lot of cardboard daily, c*ckro*ches are an inevitability. It’s still wild to me the places that don’t even place sticky traps and instead are just like “ehhhh stomp em and leave em for everyone to see”

The NUGE walks and steals second and the Cards are 9/9 on steals on the weekend.

Rhetorical due to abundance of clowns, and no offense to clowns, but has there ever been a bigger clown than Sergio Garcia?

We aren’t sending our best to negotiate with the literal people that started civilization

If only this could have been prevented. Alas,

Picking this season to cover Louisville Baseball

tony stewart killed a guy

How longdju sleep? Bout arnahaf

Omg Jack’s tee shot

Oh my god they actually did the @ gayhooters MAGArita 😂😂😂😂 2016 twitter lives

Gary Player is a treasure

Keegan Bradley’s enormous hog was front and center on the sky sports broadcast at the Par 3