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I checked my wife’s bracket for the first time tonight. She had Penn in the final 4. Things are great.

R. L. Stine gives us Goosebumps on Fear Street… but goes by “Bob,” I love it! 😂 📚 ✨

Speed jumps are not enough. You should not be able to move at speeds that make it so going over a speed bump throws you into two signs and just drive off. At least no one left any evidence of who could have done this.

The 46th Street Boyz are here to fuck up the Monon

First 80 degree day of the year. Every white brought their dog to Lowe’s to celebrate.

“I did that with my e-bike” - @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social

Honestly, that road is so cucked into never closing because of the river. Instead, we should close Westfield Blvd to cars and make the canal the focal point of a pedestrian only road.

Did you know you can just buy Postal Worker wear? Imagine busting out the USPS rainwear cape at the function?

Life is pretty meaningless without WBC baseball to watch.

Children will pick when you’re at your most overstimulated and irritated to tell you some 15 minute long story about a 2 minute YouTube video.

Fun fact, if you use Apple Pay on MLBshop.com it just doesn’t make you pay shipping for items under $45.

Sorry for blocking traffic, I’m reporting potholes.

This but it’s the Roads in Hamilton County.

Welcome to Jackass. Today we are video taping how bad a road is that only exists to reach a dirt and stone company but some idiots put houses on it. Then we’re going to tag every public works agency and ask why they haven’t maintained this road that was only built for dump trucks to reach

Just watched my kid crash a Dale Earnhardt #3 car into a turn at Daytona in Roblox. I shed a tear.

Using NIMBYS complaints of speed bumps on Nextdoor for photos of potholes to submit to RequestIndy.

Bought a Czech Republic WBC hat. Gotta honor the working class men who struck out Japan’s bred to play team with 80mph fastballs.

Big news for medium dongs

Inshallah it has been done

Just a reminder that no one hated how many taxes they were paying when they could actually see the taxes at work.

Got bored and rode my bike around reporting every pothole in the neighborhood.

Banning gambling really throws off my illegal dice games I was running in the back of the 11. I was told to keep 5 income streams and this really breaks up 2 of them.

Let’s relax in calling a grand slam a “break out moment” for a Japanese professional baseball player thrown to him by a guy who was playing right field earlier who hung an 80 mph donut in the top of the zone. Sure great hit but that thing came in like it was BP and had a load of hunies watching

Ngl having morning baseball to watch kinda rules

Alright Indianapolis Public Library, you’ve got some explaining to do. How are you going to throw a new reading challenge into Beanstalk to read 5 specific books and then not have 1 of the books in your catalog at all? JAIL

DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE

Ok I’m calling it. We do not need anymore rain.

Honestly, the boys need to bring back writing letters.

Ok. It’s officially spring. My tulips and daffodils and starting to shoot up from the ground.

Every parent loves seeing their kids live out their dreams. Currently my 5 month old is living out one of my dreams. Sleeping on a boob while holding the other.

Currently shitting in @cryptidrespecter.bsky.social yard

Joe Hogsett’s weather control weapon stopped the snow at 3.9 inches to spite the city council.

DOW under 50k? Guess it’s cool to get the Epstein folks now, right?

Working on my bucket bike project.

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

Remember who you are fighting for

I made the mistake of commenting on a Facebook post about Mamdani. Someone said because he paid snow shovelers it’s capitalism not socialism. So I did the classic “socialism is when no money”. People who finally care about ICE because a white woman was shot decided to explain socialism to me…

Oh my god, between Midtown Parents and the lady posting old ass information about BRVA in every Facebook group I’m about to move to Perry Township and bitch about roads.

One comment stated “sure let’s give data centers tax abatements”

Literally an actual use for a flock camera. Sorry, wasted them all putting them in the Home Depot and Meijer Parking Lot entrances.

The horses didn’t live in a state where they made being homeless a prisonable offense.

Basically, it’s the week we watch out for language from bills that didn’t advance to get shoved into bills that did.

The best part of Bonne Maman jam is when you’ve just got the scrapings left on the sides and you toss some booze in, shake it, and make a lil cocktail.

There’s actually an absurd amount of chocolate milk consumed in the Friday Night Lights movie.

Q: is there a technology that "the left" is excited about? A:

A mini truck with a boom bucket would fix me

The conservative mind cannot comprehend biking to get car parts.