Currently trying to bait a MAGA chud on Twitter into a boffa joke. Will follow up with results.

You ever been too high for a Walgreens?

I’ve been using my hands this whole time

I’m going to build benches. Wanna join me?

Successfully made custard without scrambling the egg yolks *this is a humble brag

“You and Mike Epps are the only celebrities from Indy” - @clifmars.com

Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through

7mpg fuck vans are so back

What are your favorite state parks for camping? Wife and I are going to book a bunch for the year for Christmas.

Got my son out helping neighbors this morning.

Joe Hogsett turned the snow machine off at 3.7 inches to spite all the city councilors who pushed to change his snow plan.

IPS is on a 2 hour delay. Send them fucking kids out to shovel your older neighbors walk ways.

The state Democratic Party is not equipped to handle this. They’ll push for milquetoast centrist candidates to “appeal to both sides”. They will fail. The correct move is to find the most radical socialists you can find in all of these districts and go absolutely ham on working class policies.

The statehouse left Floyd County out of D7 because they knew I’d go sweep the congressional seat with the help of @hammel.bsky.social

Honestly, all the shootings are a result of male softness. Men aren’t able to take an L when they lose a fight anymore. Like you got your ass beat, that’s ok, take the L, move on. No need to shoot someone over it.

This is the single dumbest map on the planet. How are you going to say it’s about “fair representation” and also group Broad Ripple into the same district as Switzerland County?

The only agency I recognize is 811. I only seek the approval of calling before digging.

No party is coming to save us. It is all us. Information shouldn't be held hostage.

Maybe I’ll go remove the gas from my blower so that it actually snows.

There’s no way there’s that many trans Siberians

Set up the snowblower tonight. So I expect to get 0” of snow tomorrow.

The local 10 year olds are playing Thanksgiving Football at the park. Tried to get an invite to All Time QB. I was shut down hard.

Wife asked if she should bring home His Place for dinner. We call this the Princess Treatment

Counter argument: IndyGo is a commitment to public safety. Transit available to all rises community engagement. It rises employment opportunities. It rises us out of the systemic problems that create a need for public safety investments. IndyGo is public safety.

The couple holding it together for the kids, but really isn’t happy together.

Man, I’m getting that itch to look into starting a business again. Small Engines was going well for me, but we got pregnant and I had to focus back on the job with insurance so it puttered out. I want to do something for the community, but something I enjoy. Idk maybe I’m just bored.

Someone told me that I’m their inspiration yesterday. I still don’t know how to process this information. I’ll admit that this isn’t the first time, but it was the first time I didn’t just brush it off and make a joke.

My next organized event:

Great day spent with homies building food pantries. I could use 6-7 beers now.

You don’t need a truck

@andersonyork.bsky.social He is our new mayor. You will respect his authority.

Building food boxes this weekend with a bunch of homies. Come hang out if you want to build stuff with me.

Walking more than 20ft to your restaurant is seen as both a hate crime and death sentence in BR.

Broad Ripple Middle School touted their new Chinese Dance Club to us last night. I’m glad that Shen Yun has a pipeline to keep their propaganda dance practice going strong.

Last nights Broad Ripple Master Plan meeting was great! I’m excited to see the Wawa/Data Center built directly over all the old growth trees in BR Park. Great improvements coming!

National Guard will get deployed to Indy and get put on pot hole filling as there’s literally nothing worth their time in downtown Indy.

It’s been dark for 11 hours already. I can’t believe I’m typing this at 4am.

UPDATE: Victims in this incident are an adult female and her baby, struck while riding a bicycle. Both were awake and breathing, unknown injuries. District 7: John Barth, Councilor (@jmb53.bsky.social) Bike Indianapolis, Advocate (@bikeindy.bsky.social) #SafeStreetsIndy #Indianapolis #HoosierSky

Lmao. This dude is always doing shit that is supposed to run through congress. Give people money though? Better use checks and balances!

Globalize the Leisure-fada

I love putting things on marketplace for free. You get WILD messages. I just told a guy to pay attention to the sermon. He told me he was in church looking at Marketplace.

First beer tasted like I might be normal. 8th beer is tasting like the Industrial Revolution may have had consequences that are a disaster for humanity.

IPS has bent over backwards for the statehouse so many times they qualified for a medal at the Olympics in gymnastics. It’s time to stop. If the statehouse wants to take a gun to the public school system, make them pull the trigger. Stop digging your own grave and putting yourself in.

November 14th. Better mow the lawn

I ate an Italian cold cut sandwich next to a creek under an overpass. Top 3 birthday meals, tbh

Talk me out of it

Ok, it’s a pawn shop, but it’s also a third space? Prices are set by the dudes hanging out on the couch.

If you are a fan of The Serviceberry by Robin Wall Kimmerer and have a child to read to, I highly suggest this book.

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