Ordered up a Mexican fiesta for my departments thanksgiving lunch! 🇲🇽

performing live at lava cantina

America elected a degenerate

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

😑

Safety first, I always say

He showing out tonight

lol bro Pickens is really that guy

lol 60 said

lol I’m generally fine with the guys being flashy but they are out here playing football with a college tuition worth of jewelry on at this point

That’s why he plays defense..amirite

Oh, the turnover chain byke!

🥜🥜🥜🥜

I know we say it all the time and Ive never been an athlete…but the number of ambulances they would need to call if I took one (1) football hit …can’t be quantified

92 making himself known, you love to see it

Yes. Many more of that play, 88

Ok Pickens held on to that ball, love to see it

Hmmm idk chat….we might be squarely in the depths of a mid-off

But also…maxx crosbys arms are so long.

Oh brother, ceedee and Pickens on punishment on the first drive? I’m not mad. Just disappointed

Ahh we’re more of a second drive team. (How are maxx crosby’s arms so long??)

May be controversial, but I would like to win this game

I ain’t gon hold you….that SSB was a skosh too long but maybe the best one I’ve heard in a good long while

Good evening sports fans.

Nike got a real decent sale going..plus up to additional 25% off on a lot of stuff. Just ordered some new Jordan 1s for the low!

Idk what kinda cheating that was, but Philly did it

noticing tomorrow is monday. bulsh man wtf

Marcedes Lewis! I almost said he’s like 137 years old and then they said his age

Mmm these two teams are not giving me much to skeet about. The fighting Kermit Kelces better get it in gear (I kinda hope they don’t get it in gear 🤫)

Put it on my tombstone

No defense being played in western New York

Bought groceries yesterday, but I do not feel like turning them into food today 😭

That bucs linebacker is named SirVocea….i know Courvoisier when I see it

Idk, Josh Allen always look a little funny in the light

I have to watch football to be reminded that it’s winter in some places

Good afternoon sports fans. Another Sunday with no cowboys, but that will not stop me from skeeting reckless, out of context bangers.

Well that sucked

A proper forecast

Someone just mistook my North Texas tee as that other green eagle team from up north and I am appalled

What’s going on in Tuscaloosa??

Fuck!

Text book pass interference, but ok

10 point shaving?

What’s going on in college station?

This 10 day weather forecast has me furious

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

mY jEaNs ArE bLuE

Buddy…

Forgot to show yall the new set 💅🏾