PRAIA, Cape Verde (AP) — Investigators tell AP: Leading theory is couple on cruise ship contracted hantavirus on bird-watching trip in Argentina.

so we're all in agreeance that the passengers on that cruise ship live out to sea now, correct?

The reason they think everyone cheats is because they cheat.

Today I went to the local DQ and asked them to use that Cinnamon Toast Crunch magic shell and make me a blizzard. Holy smokes!

i have a platform to run on

perhaps Brandon made a bit of a RookieMisteak (amirite) and didn't get @makenomisteak.bsky.social tagged on this proper tribute to a Good Dude ™️ .. happy birthday to ya, Tim

we've got an employee picnic on thursday and these mfs got a bounce house. for adults. they CLEARLY are not adhering to my teachings! someone is guaranteed to over trust their kneecaps and we'll be paying for ACL surgeries this summer

The Trump administration is closing the office responsible for investigating misconduct and abuse in the immigration detention system, per an email obtained by HuffPost

Aziz Ansari played Kash Patel on Saturday Night Live yesterday. It only took 2 weeks to make my prediction come true.

I am embarrassed at how many chances I gave people in my past. I was damn near 40 when I stopped letting mfs play with me. Young women with firm boundaries really fills me with pride.

A lady winner of the derby!

Nail day 🌸🌼

me on a 51° morning in early May

Me and who?? (Yes I know this is about a man making hotdog content)

Tried La La Land coffee today 💛

When “They” put me in charge my first act will be making Phil Lewis the news man

do you ever wonder if maybe finding things out all the time is bad for your health btw

omg the zoom in is brutal

All I can hope is one day some athlete puts hands and feet on Stephen A. Cause he will not shut the fuck up on his own.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court voids majority Black congressional district in Louisiana, boosting Republican chances.

new jack city. and also howard the duck

lol gas is $4 a gallon. Are we great yet?

Secondhand embarrassment is so visceral to me lmao. It literally makes me wanna jump outta my skin.

JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate

The ‘name a movie you’ve seen 6 times or more’ prompt is funny to me bc…like… yall don’t watch the same things over and over? every movie I’ve ever seen, I’ve seen it more than 6 times, so…there is that

Sundy.

When I’m off and don’t have anything to do, I feel the strong urge to just get up and do *something* and then I’ll get up and get ready and the when I don’t find *something* to do I feel bad that I wasted the day not doing anything. Is this…diagnosable? Bc it feels like it should be.

The well being of World leaders is not my responsibility… they are protected cared for and secure The well being of people who can’t afford the rent Can’t afford healthcare Can’t afford groceries Is my concern

Pls. Just send the asteroid. ☄️

I don’t like that.

I sent that one. Big hockey fan!

Dudes get their faces cut up in this sport, this is v crazy

Breh. Fumbling Meg is next level

Toto, probably

Fraternizing with the enemy on picks?

American Samoa heavily represented in this first round

I like this pick

Super Bowl run starts in April

lol the wheels are already off of this draft

He can’t keep getting away with this

now here's the thing about SIX years ago... we was in the pandemic From January 30th 2020- May 11th 2023 the WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION said we "wont" supposed to be in no new mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what got me ... y'all got money and didn't even go nowhere sexy... you was going to bars and Arizona

THIS FRIDAY IN PHILLY HELIUM COMEDY CLUB Tickets at the link below linktr.ee/paulvarghese

would anyone like to be the adult for me and call my insurance company and ask them WHY on earth my auto insurance premium is so high?

back to the regularly scheduled workplace today. good morning to ya!

Almost gotta hope it’s a cramp..