Why is it so embarrassing to me to go back to a store and return something I purchased?

if you the kind that fall in love with people that read with their finger... we don't need to be together

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Dateline Episode 'Page Turner' ...Season 31, Episode 37. if you're into that sort of thing

a staple of my childhood 💔

Can anyone point me to evidence that Congress still exists?

today is my friday!

how i look at men wearing cargos....boy, you don't need 22 pockets! 🗣️

Dead by June: The Story of My Dating Possibilities

we live in the dumbest timeline

These need to be a permanent offering!

Oh hey @stacieshack.bsky.social and @aguirre1610.bsky.social 🍀

I'd like to PRE-lodge a formal complaint😡

💯 this!!!

Yall can still support Pastor Solomon’s loads, as it were 🤗🫧

How I see it: -Ravens got cold feet & didn’t want to give up 2 1st round picks -This will absolutely affect how NFL teams deal with Ravens -Ripple effect for the rest of free agency -Ravens can get Trey Hendrickson for cheaper & no picks

??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury

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hey so....is anyone concerned about their health?

Like please come get me and carry me out of my office like a caveman. I can't take this shit anymore.

Somebody in the video voted for somebody with no plan

Mike Evans, Ricky Pearsall, George Kittle, and Christian McCaffrey should be a devastating starting lineup for the 3 games they play together in 2026

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

nfl free agency

People are Venmoing me... "For the loads"

The orange felon made sure to lower US flags to half-staff for fascist propagandist podcaster Charlie Kirk but not for civil rights icon Reverend Jesse Jackson or the 6 soldiers he killed with his war in Iran.

Just another normal morning where the President of the United States shares completely false claims from a conspiracy theory site. I’ve confirmed with election officials in Maricopa County that this is 100% BS.

its so crazy that the guy who hacked Rashan Gary didn't know he was getting traded

So we are trying this The dignity fund… where i take your 🫵🏿 money and wash people’s clothes

They call it.... "Loads of Love"

The bad time change is tonight

Oh these gas prices going UP up

“ai is literally free healthcare” is like saying “well technically bleach is a liquid so it’s hydration!”

AWS CEO tries to register a security key

CEOs eating food content is the genre I didn’t know I needed. Let’s take it a step forward..Budweiser CEO getting hammered? Clorox CEO cleaning a bathroom? Possibilities are endless

Starting to think I’m never gonna make a billion dollars.

Still amazing how often the Google AI thing that now pops up as The Most Definitive Answer to millions of questions is based on literally just one Reddit commenter

She’s spiritually fired

Markwayne. Why not just name your kid Toilet

i like to say his name like MAR'kwayne, especially bc i know he'd hate it

economy is tough

hm, i need to get a better producer

5am: awake 630am: commute 730am: tippy tap keyboard spreadsheets email job 530pm: commute 630pm: food and murder shows 730pm: tippy tap phone and scroll 9pm: existential crisis 10pm: sleep 🥴

“I never really wanted to live a public life” - Aaron Rodgers on the Pat McAfee show one week before free agency

Statement from Jasmine Crockett.

You know the vibes 🐫