Nailed it

This is why we watch football. Spectacular.

Are we happy we lost? Did we do a good (bad) job? #Cowboys 🌟

we just don’t get awesome guidance like this anymore

Okay everybody go home. That’s enough 2026.

Be kind in 2026. But also, we’re not gonna take any shit in 2026.

Happy birthday, everyone! 🎉

That's it. No More Stars hockey for the rest of the year for me.

We out here! Go Stars!! #TexasHockey🌟 #HappyNewYear

b/c its stuck in my head: youtu.be/82nqsksBH7M?...

Easy. youtu.be/djV11Xbc914?...

Oh my god! Premium #WhaleContent !!! 🐋

When my daughter turned 18, I asked her if she wanted to disconnect from our location apps & she was like, “Bro, leave it on, I feel better knowing you can find me.” That’s right, she really called me Bro.

D-ham: Oh I’ve been too busy to play my WWF turn! Meanwhile…

No, go ahead, take ten days off. You won’t forget how to do everything. It’s fine.

My daughter wondered why so many guys her age are named Wyatt, so tonight, we’re watching Tombstone.

#Stargazing: Dak Prescott battled through SIX sacks to help lift the #Cowboys past the Commanders — several other standouts also making my list in Week 17. Full story 🔬 👉🏾 www.dallascowboys.com/news/stargaz...

Put Michael Irvin on any raggedy-bumass-presentation and he will fix it

10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.

It was a poultry themed burlesque performance......a chicken strip.

8 goals is a lot

Per #NHLStats: The Dallas Stars are the first team in the 2025-26 season to score 7 goals in the first two periods. #TexasHockey

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

In the episode where Homer adopts a pet lobster it is called Mr Pinchy. In the European French version of The Simpsons, Mr Pinchy is instead called Homard Simpson (homard means lobster in French)

Gotta have at least one hater on the roster at all times

Lying around lost in the sauce like a cannelloni waiting to be stuffed and baked and this turned a lot sexier than I intended it to that’s on me

A good song’s a good song.

As my daughter bullies the Stars into scoring a goal, I laugh & say “I’m not even this bad during Cowboys games.” Her reply: “You’re way WAY worse!”

Battleship-Class Dad Movies™️

I may need a thread for this. I was in a “relationship” with a Debate Team Captain (personality) & that was 24 years ago & I’m still DONE with that dynamic. So here’s a giraffe. They’re awesome & could easily win in a fight with any one of us, but instead are super chill. Weird af. ❤️

It's the #TwelveDaysofWhalemas Day Two! #DYK the return of the North Pacific Humpback population is one of the greatest successes we've seen along our coast?

The real gift was the friends we made along the way the whole time 🥰🎄🥂

That’s an interesting hypotenuse

damn you to helvetica, marco rubio 😤

Only listen if you like having your face rocked 🔔

I was thinking about E4 of Stranger Things & a particularly gory jump scare. And I was like… who is this for? Because sometimes I think it’s for kids (kids like shows with kids). But then THAT happens & I’m like, ok maybe not kids? Adults nostalgic for the 80’s but also add monsters?

Happy White Elephant Day to ya! 🤍🐘 #TheTicket🎟️

Fucking skill issue

🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🐱

By the way, the state legislature passed a law this year that banned LGBTQ groups on high school campuses. But sure, free speech. Also, it’s at the end of the article, but they did threaten anyone who pushed back at this.

the three little words every woman wants to hear: "tonight, on dateline"

Oh say cana you see deeza

So true, bestie

I love the Chargers. Favorite AFC team by a mile. ⚡️

lol Justin Herbert had actual surgery one week ago and is playing in an nfl game tonight. I bumped my shin into the coffee table yesterday and thought I was gonna be out for the season

TYFKT

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Magnitude 7.6 earthquake just off the coast of Japan

Out here at Eastside & we’re gonna #GoMeanGreen🦅 #GMG💚

Brandon Aubrey of the Dallas Cowboys has become the first NFL kicker to make three field goals of 55 yards or more in a game.