Scientists off the coast of Washington state filmed a pod of over 20 Southern Resident killer whales. San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance told CNN their researchers, alongside SeaDoc Society and NOAA, are using "non-invasive health monitoring technologies" to study threats to the endangered species.

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Woke ass Messiah

Hell yeah #GMG

YOU DON’T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT EVERYTHING GO OUTSIDE THINK ABOUT BIRDS (They’re out to get you, just fyi)

This is exactly what happened

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

You know what would be funny? If IT™️ happened today and we all got mad because Jane Goodall got Jane Fonda’d and made Koko extra sad. But it’s also all we’ve wanted. A real conundrum.

"Koko saaaaadddd" R.I.P

It’s fun to do bad things

Made with bits of real Selena Gomez

*cocky sniff* I’ll do it. (I just want to meet Paige) @dallaswings.bsky.social

Sorry. I got called away to do something called “work?” Anyway, we were talking about the Limited Edition Selena Gomez Cinnamon Oreos.

If it doesn’t, we are still one day closer #blessed

Who wants to guess which cookie my friend Collin is referring to here? @collinjones.bsky.social

You know how on the Great British Baking Show when they introduce a technical & it’s something no one has heard of & Prue gives some generic advice like “watch your timing” & then they get their instructions & it just says like, “bake.” That’s been my week. Just that on repeat. #GBBO

AND ANOTHER THING I had to google a park bench description because the invoice was so garbled I couldn’t tell what it was. That was back in the spring & this damn internet is still trying to sell me park benches. I do not need any more for at least a couple of years. Leave me alone!

About six weeks ago, I googled w*ter fount@ins because I wanted to convince our parks department to replace two fountains on our trails. I’m still getting ads for them in random places. I am not interested in shopping for new ones. They are too expensive (you would be shocked). STOP 🛑

#WhaleContent to brighten your day 🐋

I do not want to sign up for a loyalty program for a thing I rarely buy. Make the thing good & I’ll come back next time I need the thing. There’s your loyalty program.

Wood in the Batter, performing live at lava cantina

The dream of going undefeated at home is still alive. Go Cowboys.

Haha what a wild way to clinch a playoff berth! 😂 Congrats, Cleveland!!

I have never wanted my precious Rangers to lose before, but now is the time, guys

The message of Hot Fuzz is that the liberal state, annoying and inflexible as it may be, is still better than small-town vigilantisism.

#GMG 🦅

Oh just a couple of my faves

Hello, from this side of the DFW

There are too many bird teams. Birds aren’t even that great. Most of them aren’t real.

cmon man, Astros fans can’t read

I do not know why anyone would wish to attract the ire of people who fight hurricanes and earthquakes and wildfires.

Post a concert photo you took

There are too many apps

BE MEAN TO BAD PEOPLE

I mean, with all due respect, duh. My HSO: Jerry wants desperately to win a SB, but it has to be about him. That’s why he won’t relinquish the GM spot. And that’s why it won’t happen with him at the helm. And also he’s going to live forever.

Between the rapture & our autistic friends showing out, today could be a pretty good day on the socials.

Me looking at y’all’s posts

Woah oh Back Denton bamalam Woah oh Back Denton bamalam

What if you're in the middle of being raptured and halfway up, God realizes you are wearing mixed linens and he just drops your ass.

disney knows the rapture is gonna happen tomorrow so they can safely bring back kimmel, win-win

@di-atribe.bsky.social 2 votes!

Ok that’s better, thank you, George. #Cowboys

I think a good way to not open up your officers to prosecution is to politely ask that they not break the law. I am not a lawyer. But I have some good ideas.

Do you believe in the Mean Green!

My daughter (a fellow alum) walked into the living room, saw the score and said, “Damn, they really did give Scrappy a gun.” 🦅 #GMG

North Texas QB Drew Mestemaker’s last starting job came as a high school freshman. On the B Team. Now, the freshman is PFF’s No. 2 passer. Inside one of the craziest stories of the year. “You've got to take a step back and be like, you're living a dream." #GMG www.cbssports.com/college-foot...