#Stargazing: Dak Prescott battled through SIX sacks to help lift the #Cowboys past the Commanders — several other standouts also making my list in Week 17. Full story 🔬 👉🏾 www.dallascowboys.com/news/stargaz...

Put Michael Irvin on any raggedy-bumass-presentation and he will fix it

10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.

It was a poultry themed burlesque performance......a chicken strip.

8 goals is a lot

Per #NHLStats: The Dallas Stars are the first team in the 2025-26 season to score 7 goals in the first two periods. #TexasHockey

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

In the episode where Homer adopts a pet lobster it is called Mr Pinchy. In the European French version of The Simpsons, Mr Pinchy is instead called Homard Simpson (homard means lobster in French)

Gotta have at least one hater on the roster at all times

Lying around lost in the sauce like a cannelloni waiting to be stuffed and baked and this turned a lot sexier than I intended it to that’s on me

A good song’s a good song.

As my daughter bullies the Stars into scoring a goal, I laugh & say “I’m not even this bad during Cowboys games.” Her reply: “You’re way WAY worse!”

Battleship-Class Dad Movies™️

I may need a thread for this. I was in a “relationship” with a Debate Team Captain (personality) & that was 24 years ago & I’m still DONE with that dynamic. So here’s a giraffe. They’re awesome & could easily win in a fight with any one of us, but instead are super chill. Weird af. ❤️

It's the #TwelveDaysofWhalemas Day Two! #DYK the return of the North Pacific Humpback population is one of the greatest successes we've seen along our coast?

The real gift was the friends we made along the way the whole time 🥰🎄🥂

That’s an interesting hypotenuse

damn you to helvetica, marco rubio 😤

Only listen if you like having your face rocked 🔔

I was thinking about E4 of Stranger Things & a particularly gory jump scare. And I was like… who is this for? Because sometimes I think it’s for kids (kids like shows with kids). But then THAT happens & I’m like, ok maybe not kids? Adults nostalgic for the 80’s but also add monsters?

Happy White Elephant Day to ya! 🤍🐘 #TheTicket🎟️

Fucking skill issue

🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🐱

By the way, the state legislature passed a law this year that banned LGBTQ groups on high school campuses. But sure, free speech. Also, it’s at the end of the article, but they did threaten anyone who pushed back at this.

the three little words every woman wants to hear: "tonight, on dateline"

Oh say cana you see deeza

So true, bestie

I love the Chargers. Favorite AFC team by a mile. ⚡️

lol Justin Herbert had actual surgery one week ago and is playing in an nfl game tonight. I bumped my shin into the coffee table yesterday and thought I was gonna be out for the season

TYFKT

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Magnitude 7.6 earthquake just off the coast of Japan

Out here at Eastside & we’re gonna #GoMeanGreen🦅 #GMG💚

Brandon Aubrey of the Dallas Cowboys has become the first NFL kicker to make three field goals of 55 yards or more in a game.

I had a good time reading this 😊 Check out your 2025 Bluesky Harvest from @anisota.net! anisota.net/harvest/

Pretty impressive feat to be the most racist American president when several of them literally owned slaves.

The UNT Mean Green football team are looking to continue their history-making season with a win over Tulane tonight and a shot at the program's first American Athletic Conference title.

Here’s the window

Let’s go, Cowboys. 🏈

I hope one team has fun and one has unfun.

That was this year!?

[taps the sign]

Oooooooh 👀

Just stay humble.

I’ve always been partial to this one: theonion.com/come-on-ligh...

The Sun is a coward

Safety is an active activity that you do to yourself.

No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going. It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.

What have I been telling y’all!? They are out to get us. YOU COULD BE NEXT!! Keep your goose-guard up! 🪿

#GMG 🦅 !!!!!