Had so much fun last night, capped off by getting in some quality time with @seancbass.bsky.social. Thanks for the beer! My daughter said you’re a really good interviewer! ❤️

Go Stars 🌟

The Stars kept the momentum rolling, as Wyatt Johnston scored twice to lift Dallas to a 4-1 win over Seattle in its first game back since the Olympic break. ⤵️

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where do you think the term occam’s razor comes from? i suspect it originates from the Oceanic Coastal and Continental Alliiance of Magistrates (OCCAM), an ancient global court system that was founded in what we understand to be the 14th century, but what they know to be the 32nd. they were feared t

Super-gay, as it were!! 🌈

Now show me the weed drink stats…

What a dumb thing to say. The only genetic love/hate is cilantro. Everything else is learned & chosen.

Go Stars 🌟

FREE ADVICE: Never put yourself in a position where future you will have to walk back your association with a known pedophile. Don’t get caught having to explain your picture with a rapist. He may have murdered his ex wife! Are you shaking his hand? These situations are easily avoidable.

And this adjacent pet peeve: If you have an email job where you prefer information be delivered to you via email, but get so many emails you keep missing important info? It’s on you to manage that inbox. Set up rules. Sort them into folders. Unsubscribe! Don’t make it everyone’s problem.

Our office phones can now receive text messages, which is honestly great. Let’s me see the problem without having a wholeass conversation. HOWEVER. There is no need to follow up 20 minutes later with a phone call & say “nobody’s responded to my text.” Give me a minute to do stuff, dude!

Peacock has all seasons of Psych on demand.

Why would anyone go to the White House when they can meet Flavor Flav

I am not body shaming, but what’s wrong with her boobs

That’s at least two franchise tags coming, with George Pickens getting one from the Cowboys, as well.

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

Pretty good little weekend. Seeing my heroes in their natural habitat never gets old 🫶🏽

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

We’re having fun here, no? @seancbass.bsky.social @bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social @di-atribe.bsky.social @wonderwhoosh.bsky.social

AAAAAH EAGLE BOYS DID IT!! 🦅 USA! USA! USA!! 🇺🇸 🥇🦅

Otter would've stopped that

Fun wit friends @di-atribe.bsky.social @stacieshack.bsky.social @sodramatic526.bsky.social

@ntmellie.bsky.social @di-atribe.bsky.social @cooperearljones.bsky.social @pseudonic.bsky.social Tu sabes

We out here… @dfwsportsfan.bsky.social #ticketstock2026 @di-atribe.bsky.social @pseudonic.bsky.social @ntmellie.bsky.social @aguirre1610.bsky.social @cooperearljones.bsky.social

@sirfahrenheit.bsky.social a “work meeting??” Sounds fake!

Blue Currents, by Tunji Adeniyi-Jones, 2025, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

HELL YEAH

Photo by Jared C. Tilton / Getty

AAAAAAAAH PLAY FREEBIRD USA USA USA 🇺🇸 🥇🏒⛸️🇺🇸

Somebody get that year updated! Please. It’s for America.

Laila Edwards shot, HILARY KNIGHT DEFLECTION Play Free Bird, motherfuckers!!!!!

OMG USA 🇺🇸

Happy World Whale Day! Read the full story here: buff.ly/3Y3Jkc3 Photo by Krisztina Balotay Photo / Orca Channel This is an encounter from 2023 #WhaleTales #orca

Yeah One old former prince before you Just go to jail now (apologies @thechrisbarron.bsky.social) www.cnn.com/world/live-n...

This could be literally about anything right now

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Quomodocunquize [kwo-mo-do-kun-KWEEZ] (v.) - To make money in any possible way. From Latin “quomodocunque” (in whatever way) Used in a sentence: “This gig economy is kicking my butt, I’m out here quomodocunquizing day and night with barely any time to eat or sleep!”

Three bomb threats called into DFW schools today. My rallying cry is, “terrorists don’t call ahead!” Then I wondered… is this like the Tylenol thing where it happened once & now everyone’s life has to be harder because of it? (Cont’d, not counting this time because bk will call me out)….

Exactly we all usually just want the same things in life. Just dismissing and almost dehumanizing whole groups of people is absolutely the wrong approach to anything and never a long term solution IMO.

One of my fb friends (really my dad’s friend) posted this video. I got into a discussion in the comments with a woman about the scripture he quoted. She said that he misinterpreted it. So I asked, what was wrong with it? I didn’t know how aggressive I could be, so I was gentle. 1/2?

Just wrote about how incredibly stupid this argument is! www.ms.now/opinion/save...

The next person who dies better be terrible.

Portrait of Samuel Johnson, by Joshua Reynolds, 1775 (flipped)

Shout out to throngs. Don't just run around with a group and whatnot. Make sure that shit is a throng.

I was told long ago that if we let the billionaires run hog wild, they would invest & philanthropize so hard that our society’s problems would get solved. One of the many problems with that theory is that they don’t work/invest/donate to society. They enrich themselves & it’ll never change.

I would like to know why my photos app put together this cute little movie about my parents’ dog & named it “Charles.” His name is Charlie, but I only call him Charles in formal settings. It’s LISTENING!