I'm pleased to inform you that the Korean's have discovered the mechanical bull and videos are all over TikTok. 👍🤣

We out here fam. Get some!

There's nothing wrong with the reflecting pools. I just took a swim and I feel fine!

For the troglodytes out there, Mbappé is pronounced like the hit Hanson song of the late '90's

Listen up, MSP! Do not answer your door. Do not answer questions without your lawyer present. Save these phone numbers (see image/alt text). And as the lawyers say, shut the fuck up. You have constitutional rights. Use them.

Parents don't name their kids Bono as much as they used to. Just an observation.

I know we're still a ways out but would really like a Daniel Saw the Stone in Madison. ✌️🤝🤞

Ope, we found Antifa.

@platestealer.bsky.social Bayfield show is up on Archive, FYI! archive.org/details/trey...

Nice joke. Sure would be a shame if I replied to it with a factual correction

replaced the pennies in my loafers with bitcoins and now my feet have herpes

My garden really needed this rain.

Another great moment in evolution

MapTap challenge: Locate Cape Verde on a map.

Well, I guess it's time to shave the playoff beard. #"AuRevoir

I slept for 11 hours last night.

Through nothing more than grit, determination, cunning and guile we fixed the pontoon engine today. Summer is now ON mf’ers.

Trey gave a big shoutout to Trip Shakespeare and it was adorable. ☺️

I saw MoMoLives tonight.

👀

Anyone need a single tonight for Trey tonight? It’s yours for free.

@hamshooz.bsky.social What time did Trey hit the stage when you saw him a week or so ago?

Putting on a brave face and heading to da garden. 🪏 🧑🏻‍🌾🪴

It’s Trey day bintches!

50% of you map tappers couldn’t point to Paraguay on a blank map*. *In an awful turn of events I couldn’t either

A rainbow above downtown Minneapolis.

Trey is most likely in town right now. I can feel his vibrations.

the Canadian team is fun. they play like I did when I didn’t fully understand the FIFA controls

All we want is affordable healthcare and yet....

Que bueno!

BANGER.

Do you think anyone will sign up for my "How to bully your way into a Bluesky group chat" course at the local community center?

Gonna select 50 random people for a group chat and just start by saying "hey".

Can't wait to be left out of group chats! 😞

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

Guy Fieri came up with his gas station food specifically to cash in on the World Cup, right? Or at least that's what he was pitched?

Okay, I guess it’s time to go to work.

You telling me caffeine freed this soda?

Carrot Top

i have never seen a gravy anchor

Why is it called constipation and not undeturd

Yes, I’ll take Pot Porri for $800 Alex.

Sit down Scalise! ❌❌❌

Could not agree more with this.

I moved up here in 2003 and was immediately put onto the Dinkytowner. What a wildly weird and awesome place it was! Desdamona Carnage the Executioner Martin Devaney Heiruspecs Total throwback!

Partied in Dinkytown between 2000 and 2009? This is the sprawling oral history you didn't know you needed.

Sets of 2 tickets for Trey here in the Minneapple on Saturday are going for $20. All in.

Pull the goalie