your turds are not end-to-end encrypted, folks

White Supremacy is now our main foreign policy objective

Hit “buy” on a Flournoy jersey for the youngest’s Christmas, looked up, they snap the ball, and he scores. I think he might’ve found his lucky jersey

“……and Aubrey was his name 🎶🎶🎶”

Because he is a racist, misogynistic antisemite. That’s why

He also said they “stink.” This wasn’t behind closed doors like the “shithole country” remark. This was on the air. In public. For everyone to hear with their own ears. I want to throw up

55 is awful

Ah. The ol “No Look While Looking Directly At Him” pass. Just like Magic used to do

Good. Eat shit. I hope the end was excruciatingly painful and lonely

My gfriend, who doesn’t watch the Cowboys, just said “is that sun shooting straight in their faces? That doesn’t seem ideal. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anything like that at a football stadium before”

I see articles or snippets saying this same thing and it’s just plainly incorrect. Just because you say something over and over again doesn’t make it true. I’ve been doing dishes since the 1900’s and every time a dish didn’t come clean, it’s bc food residue clings to those bitches like barnacles

Yes. I’m sure a gambling product where I team up with my friends &/or family will absolutely help us get along. Can’t see any downside to that at all. It’ll bring us all together..just like facebook

“…and Aubrey was his name 🎶

I got a hot lap for her

I'm adding "advancements in granola bar technology" to my presidential platform. How is it in 2025 we still can't make a granola bar where the chocolate chips don't fall out and onto my pants?

Stay off the 183 westbound express lane in Irving

Why on earth would Miami not kick the 20 yd, go-ahead FG in a tie game, 90 seconds left, and the Washingtons with no time outs left?

something tells me that the folks who have been crowing so hard about human trafficking the last 6ish years are going to be eerily silent about the subject now

KBJ threaded the needle thanks to CA1’s unfinished business. -if she denied the admin stay, the full SCOTUS woulda stepped in to override her. -if she immediately referred the case to the full Court, they coulda dragged feet. -instead she boxed them in to act quickly once she does refer the case.

“Pee is stored in the balls”

sounds like we have a potential Bruno Bike sitch

can't wait until this vax is sidelined because "cancer is god's will" and we shouldn't be playing god

don't normally rt the nyt, but these are things we need to be thinking about

so i guess the long term healthcare plan is to become an incel comic strip creator and beg the fascist overlords for medicine. great little system we've got here

Is running the ball when they’re inside the 10 totally out of the question now?!

I bet getting cranked in the face mask with a ball punted by an NFL punter at point-blank range does not feel good

Very clever Easter egg by Joe

Any recommendations for a body shop in Keller?

Daulton Varsho is a Star Wars name

sooooo youtube tv folks won't be able to watch MNF?

“Alright.” -Bill Wyman

Real great when I accidentally pick the wrong episode of a show on Prime and have to watch more ads when I go back and start the right one

“….and Aubrey was his name 🎶🎼🎶”

Airport Freeway: where 3 out of every 10 cars is driving 40 miles an hour for no reason

Mr. Habemus Papam

Breaking News: Cooper Flagg is out for the year after being attacked by a half-dead feral raccoon that crawled out from under a truck in the parking garage

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!

If they fuck with Wayfair, how are human traffickers going to smuggle kids to deep state dems so they can gobble up all their young, delicious adrenochrome?!?!?

the writing on the shell casings

lol gundy got raptured

Best baby backs I’ve ever done. @seancbass.bsky.social thanks for the inspiration last weekend

“Kill all black and brown people and make everyone else wear clear pants so we can verify their genitals before they’re allowed to use the bathroom”

At a hs football game watching my band kid….waited for 15 minutes at the concession stand. Asked for a bottle of water. Lady said it was a $5 minimum. This is gonna be the straw that breaks the camel’s back and turns me into The Joker

My oldest is going over the 1A in AP Govt. I wonder how the teacher will tap dance through the rain drops on this subject today