How are we not seeing at least one death a day a the Winter Olympics? Some of these events are insane. You’re telling me not one of these mfers is gonna get sideways on the ski jump and go down the mountain on his face?

More Sven

@seancbass.bsky.social my kids & I did the same thing with the F&F movies. I had a very hilarious exchange with the Amazon custo service trying to get a refund about these titles and how confused we were

Age verification? (getting online) EEEEEEEOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO

Joe Montana

1/ Federal records show how a dramatic raid in Chicago was facilitated by a landlord who was apparently concerned about immigrants squatting in the building. The government claimed a Venezuelan gang had taken over the apt complex, but that’s not what docs say. 🧵 www.propublica.org/article/chic...

When you’re sliding into home And you’re feeling something foam

114 in Southlake isn’t good…basically one lane. 360 is very good…almost no delay at all. 183 is pretty decent..a couple of lanes cleared out

I wish that engine would fire up to full blast like in Jackass 3

Thank goodness we got another prescription drug ad instead of analysis on the biggest play of the game thus far

Back to the Future 2 was a cautionary tale about what would happen if we let a crooked, selfish, violent, narcissistic moron be in charge just because he’s rich and we all missed it. Alternate 1985 Hill Valley is modern America

It’s not below freezing yet. There’s no need to drive 20 on the freeway

Heyy Moe

Harrowing NY Times expose of the FBI, with some operational details of Minneapolis investigations & comments from ex-agents on the current federal occupation. The FBI is more fucked than you expect, which makes them less effective AND more dangerous. www.nytimes.com/interactive/... (gift link)

The Jerk With Big Naturals

I spoke to a friend on the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota board. They need financial donations to keep up with the heightened demand for their services: www.ilcm.org ILCM is a nonprofit that provides free immigration legal representation to low-income immigrants and refugees in MN & ND

Um

I feel like Toney is about to do something insane

State employees weren’t off today for “Martin Luther King Jr Day.” They were off for “Confederate Heroes Day”

@yodacat.bsky.social up over 💯

Call Mr. Shart That's my name That name again Is Mr. Shart

The place to see and be seen

Hockey: the most sensual of the winter sports

I just sent myself an email to remember something tomorrow and I realized I had a typo in my out-of-office auto reply. Like one that makes me seem real not smart

Don’t let Murray on the plane

Aubrey is my man, but there are opportunities to improve kickoffs. I’m no Vance Lombardo, but seems like that’s been a distinctly bad spot all year

Me opening the Sunday comics in 1992

How many America songs are we gonna get here?

This Citrus Bowl production is awful. Why aren’t they showing replays of key plays? They’re making the game hard to follow

Neither of our boys play any sports, mainly bc when they were elementary age we couldn’t find leagues that didn’t involve multiple weekly practices and games with travel every single weekend and a lot of pressure. 10 year olds don’t need to be doing that shit

Indiana Jones stolen idol lookin-ass scent

Lol

Urgent Honking this weekend at Lava Cantina

fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark

These colts unis are trash

“What does this win mean to you?”

You women have had it far too easy for far too long! About 3% of the time you don’t even have to open your own doors! That’s not equality!!!!!

S1 was very intriguing. S2 was the exact opposite....iceberg lettuce on white bread with a side of low-sodium saltines

There was this Buddhist monk and he was runnin and runnin and runnin….

Same here

Pash rush. It’s impossible to unhear it now

Apparently all former QBs-turned-broadcasters think bad injuries are cramps?

I’m the Michael Jordan of beverages going down the wrong pipe and the resulting coughing fit

If there are people in your life that you love, tell them you love them. Like, all the time. To obnoxious degrees. End every talk with it. Text it to them for no apparent reason. Even if you (or they) aren't the mushy type. One day, you'll wish you said it more. Or could say it again.

48% of respondents oppose the extrajudicial murder of innocents. That means 52% of people polled don't care that these strikes aren't based on any evidence at all and are extraordinarily illegal. American society is toxic

sounds familiar

88.1 is a good radio station