Me, every time I see a family of blond haired, blue eyed Argentinians in the crowd

Hooooo boy the old man’s still got it

I know there’s alot of Nazi ghouls in this administration but hoo fucking boy we gotta get rid of this guy yesterday

Here is a public service announcement filmed by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1980s, and I promise that you would not correctly guess who pops up at the end if I gave you 10,000 tries

Just got back from the doctor, and not only did I get weighed by an accurate scale (always humbling!), I discovered I have plantar fasciitis in both feet AND sciatica!

Joe Rogan looks like a middle schooler who had his dad tie his tie before a dance

President Deals is paying them 300 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS to get back to a point that, by any objective metric, is worse than where we were when he started this shit in the first place

Kid Rock has issue with this, seeing as they let a trans person publicly drink this beer the one time

Unbelievable

Chuck Schumer sees something like this and fumes. Mayor Z knows what’s up

Ron Howard voice: It wasn’t complete

Jesus Christ we are such a stupid country

Eat shit you fucking bootlickers, my fucking god what is this horseshit

The one downside here is that James Dolan is happy

if you weren’t cheering for Morocco before you saw Travis Scott, you are now

Son of Cerdo’s stat line today: 3-3, single, 2 HR, 4 RBI, 3 runs

It’s because he’s an asshole, great talk

I get how everyone is loving watching the guys remove his name from the Kennedy Center but we need to focus on one thing: These guys are out working at damn near midnight on a Friday because Donald Trump decided they should be

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

The corporations ruin everything

I'm gonna normie post and just say it is truly sickening that that dude can Nazi salute, stoke racist violence, commit voter fraud, kill kids across the globe with callousness, be a sexual predator and so fucking on and get rewarded rather than be in the stocks

1. Illegal, much? 2. This means boots on the ground 3. This is a set up for equities to surge on the inevitable taco

Dramatic reenactment of The Wu-Tang Clan showing up in the Knicks’ darkest hour of need to restore their vibes

UN FUCKIN BELIEVABLE

you know who else was a harper and the heart of his team

Honestly this serves James Dolan right for fucking with his team’s vibes by bringing that fascist shithead around them in the first place

My god the Spurs might hang 80 on them by half

Ok that was a bitch move by Alvarado

Wemby cannot foul, he can only be fouled

The Spurs already can’t seem to miss, the zebras don’t need to give them more free passes, my god

It’s a toss-up among: Ken Griffey, Jr in 1996 vs Twins Randy Moss in 2000 vs the Patriots Michael Jordan in 1998 vs the Timberwolves All regular season games but I left it awe each time

Nice. Hopefully we get a good game where the lead goes back back and forth and forth, back back and forth and forth.

No it’s not possible to live completely ethically under capitalism. It is among the easiest things in the world however to not post on Twitter.

The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station

This is actually the real answer, his bandmates started calling him that because he'd collect the gig money when they played from the club owners etc then distribute it

Trying to explain to Son of Cerdo why Bruce Springsteen is called The Boss and the best I could come up with was “Uh, it was the 80s, man, we all just went with it”

In just one night, the lumpy boy has taken over for Ted Cruz as the person whose presence at a sporting event is the most ominous curse against the home team. Just like that. Effortless

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STOP IT!!! STOP BEING FUCKING STUPID!!!

Took Son of Cerdo to catch Masters of the Universe and holy shit that movie was fun

I think what most likely happens is: 1) ABC doesn’t cut to Trump or messes with the audio mix so the boos aren’t as pronounced, and 2) James Dolan tries to astroturf support by having cheering pumped in over the PA system

#sext Roasted chicken with lemon and fresh garden herbs. Served with Yukon gold mashed potatoes with roasted parsnips and garlic, mushroom gravy, and lemony green beans

Ok, all of these slap? Hey @lethaljorts.bsky.social I need some feedback

Little sneak peak of dinner, as a treat