I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: if you rant about “toxins” in this context you are a goddamn moron

Just the most credulous fucking rubes on the face of the Earth.

Nobody gives a damn about continuity. Name one person who acts like the Michael Keaton Batman is the same Batman as the Christian Bale Batman. It’s the same goddamn thing.

I’m sure this won’t backfire

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.

They clearly picked people who aren't up next year. They do this all the time. It's never just the defectors who are to blame, because they're all in on it together

One of the talking points I keep seeing from Democrats is that part of the deal is that it will "ensure federal workers receive back pay" but that's the existing law! That's not something you've won in negotiations. That's just the letter of the law. You don't get to claim that as a win.

@schumer.senate.gov can go fuck himself. Pretend all you want that your hands are clean but this has the stink of your brand of moral cowardice all over it

I cannot in good conscience continue supporting the Democratic Party These fuckers need to be up against the wall right next to the rest of the fascists when the time comes

Every single Democratic senator that votes to cave on this should be immediately ejected from the party, and the national party should immediately start running primary candidates in their districts. There is no bipartisanship possible with traitors and fascists. You either fight, or die.

Spineless shitheads, the lot of them. Happy to sell us all out so they can lose by a slightly lower margin

Imagine being the Democratic Party. You just fucking TATTOOED this version of the GOP not but 5 days ago and your first thought is to turn tail and capitulate Fucking pathetic

Welcome to Target!

I have gently used, surly as fuck seven year old if anyone is interested

if i ever ran for office headlight regulation would be a major pillar of my platform

So glad one of the “liberal” justices decided to help this ghoulish administration starve people

The Cool Lesbians™️ sent a pic of this good boy over and holy shit

Well as if I didn’t have enough of a reason to 86 Paramount+ www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/11...

Oh wow who could’ve seen this coming it’s a real fuckin mystery

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

lol come the fuck on

We now return to our regularly scheduled cuddling

The markets are getting anxious suddenly

🎶JUST PUT THAT DICK IN A BOX, PUT THAT DICK IN A BOOOoooox🎶

Got here as fast as I could

Anybody got $1400 I can borrow?

listen we may have lost our family business, made our kids miserable, had to live in a barn with goats and lost $50,000 to a local Russian slumlord, but at least we dont have to see gay people in public

Death, taxes, and the LAPD acting like complete shitheads

COZY TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS

What. The. FUCK.

PIKA PIKA, MOTHERFUCKERS

NO. THERE. IS. NOT. FUCKING STOP IT

A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see

I ate too much baked rigatoni. I am become bake rigatoni, the god of death

I’d go a step further and argue Patrick Bateman had a considerably better vibe than Gavin Newsom

I need a print of this for my office STAT

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The fact that it isn’t even Halloween and I’m seeing Christmas ads on TV fills me with incandescent rage

Watching Home Alone with Son of Cerdo and we just got to the part where Kevin shoots Harry in the balls with the BB gun. SoC, laughing hysterically: BAM, RIGHT IN THE NUTS!

TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy. CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six. TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...

A spray tan and empty suit. Gavin Newsom should be pushed into a volcano