Kevin’s are unstoppable

I’ve been referred to HR for saying “hentaivirus” too many times to colleagues

Honestly thought Ted Turner died 15 years ago at the age of 87

We never even taught them to say “nacho” correctly. Goodbye old friends podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

If you still care, it’s likely you’ll be able to get tickets for about half their original list prices for matches not featuring Euro or South American heavyweights in a few weeks

me: I like to call it Cinco de DRINKO hahaha nurse: that’s great sir but can you just confirm you finished all of the colon cleanse solution?

This is what the average 22 year old conservative influencer looks like nowadays

Imagine not loving football. Couldn’t be me m8

Sadly the chemtrails just didn’t align to make this happen

I’ve been working on my lacrosse bracketology since January and the NCAA just tweeted it out

just accidentally read some Instagram comments

prices for cut flowers have definitely gone up - huge #WifeGuy cost of living crisis

in case you were wondering what stage of capitalism we're at, google search is now treating the word "crumble" as a misspelling of the cookie brand crumbl

I like how this sports day has degenerated perfectly: - lower league English football - Premier League football - European football - lacrosse - F1 - baseball - golf - animals getting whipped - Philadelphia

exciting World Cup preview today for USMNTBYOBBQ soccer ball fans: Antonee Robinson getting carved up like a freshly roasted porchetta at right back

From cringey but successful band to shitbag: an odyssey

trying to provide some content on here that’s not journalists talking about a journalists dinner. May just be pissing in the wind but here’s a sickos guide to important English Football League matches this week 1/…

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only The Simpsons Seinfeld Patriot Mad Men Parts Unknown No Reservations Mind of a Chef MST3K I’m Alan Partridge Match of the Day The Office (UK) Cheers The Bear Larry Sanders The Baseball Bunch

FriYAY am I right gang?

if you see a non-southern white person on this website use the word y’all, you can be assured it’s going to be followed by something real dumb

Congratulations to the New York Mutts (payroll $370,000,000) on nearly winning a series against the Washington Nationals (payroll $147.00)

I think I’ve said it before here but it’s important to never trust a band from New York City in the year 2026. It’s just not plausible (unless Mamdani really does fix the rents). Bands are from Richmond www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...

🎶 nacho, nacho man I want to be, your nacho man 🎶

would be fine with this if all 24 play-in schools were at-large teams. But they’ll of course just send more conference winning HBCUs and small schools to Dayton, Sioux Falls, Wichita or wherever www.espn.com/mens-college...

can’t hurt me with some greatest living songwriter list because all my favorites drank themselves to death

tag the sandwich you’re adding crab dip to for $12 — I’m going bacon cheeseburger sub w/crab dip

this reads better with the British usage of mentalist

trying to provide some content on here that’s not journalists talking about a journalists dinner. May just be pissing in the wind but here’s a sickos guide to important English Football League matches this week 1/…

need a new psychiatric term for the specific Grill Dad stress associated with cooking a $200 piece of beef

was out having cold ones with buddies did a shotsfiredball happen??

if you are backing into a parking spot (and re-backing) in a parking lot with me in it I will simply not stop and run right through you. I don’t care, I drive a CRV. I’m already dead.

it's not immediately visible in the US unless you are in DC, where practically everybody is—at maximum—one degree of separation away from someone who got DOGEd

mmmmm, Old Bay tater tots in Arizona

Jesus wept

Championship promotion race is wild as usual

fuck around and find out

eat shit Chelsea

"It just doesn’t feel like this World Cup has the idea of making sure the fans have a good time at its center"--English economist @danrcorry.bsky.social, an old friend, who has been to 11 World Cups in a row since 1982. www.newyorker.com/news/the-fin...

LinkedIn got a boner posting this

a new Wife Guy is born. To give us hope.

Iggy Pop just blew a kiss to the crowd, pulled his pants down and crawled into a coffin at Coachella. He’s running

dads are enjoying the hell out of Suicidal Tendancies at Coachella www.youtube.com/live/cYT79Dp...

real tree falling with no one around stuff

this is an amazing game of football

he’s here

this is simultaneously the liveliest Coachella crowd ever and the deadest Turnstile crowd ever. Magic.

Turnstile at Coachella in 4 minutes… www.youtube.com/live/CzAJcgi...

the average American goes to a concert maybe once every 6 months (not me, built different)? So that’s only about 2 of 4380 hours that you should shut the fuck up and yet