taking a first date to this, Travis Bickle style

December 1, 34 degrees and raining, sunset is 4:46 PM, we just spent $4000 on summer camps

wrong game numbnuts . what kind of fucking dumbass

damn, dating in DC really is rough

It’s going to be fascinating to see what FIFA decides on for kickoff times when considering the set locations and days. Having to factor in heat, storm chances, international TV times, who’s drawn into the slots, etc

this game would be cooler with this uniform matchup but I guess the Broncos weren’t up for it

I love this Le Havre shirt - the colors, halves, Umbro - and that they are sponsored by what must be a 1980s blank video tape maker

Trump’s tariffs giving you macaroni and nothin

dinner’s on

Watching Europa League on Thanksgiving, a true American tradition

‘Actually I don’t even eat Thanksgiving food today’ people are worse than ‘Actually I don’t even own a TV’ people

nice afternoon at the garage bar watching soccer and not checking the news back in DC

thanks for the perfect weather, captains 🫡 ✈️

6 saves. People are plotting to murk this guy

sampled a Philadelphian cheesed steak today

the washington wizards are undefeated since muriel bowser announced she wouldn’t seek reelection

finally something we can all agree on

controversial but I’m way too full for pie after Thanksgiving dinner so the pies should be enjoyed each night this week before Thursday

Saying this but to a computer

come to the Purple Parrot in the next 40 minutes for a Pacifico and an ass kicking

i found the guy who invented gas pump ads and threw him into a volcano

I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead; I just need some place where I can lay my head. "Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?" He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said.

If Ireland win this match, one of our forwards should be allowed to give Elon Musk an atomic piledriver rugbypass.com/live/ireland...

can’t stop watching the cricket

MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs

Mormon kid in the grocery store parking lot just invited me to church on Sunday. He was carrying a jug of whole milk. On brand

what’s it going to take to stop dudes on Instagram from constantly squeezing the juices and goo out of foods

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Dua Lipa wearing national team shirts to these big club matches

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

just heard a guy on a webinar say “according to ChatGPT…”

i got to see black wax (gil scott-heron concert movie from '83) at suns cinema tonight and i think more people should watch it right now because it's all the same rage and bitterness and hurt but about reagan tearing the country to fucking shreds while clearly he's mentally totally out to lunch

Scotland and Haiti clinching World Cup bids in the same evening is good mojo

Tried to tell you

HAITI QUALIFY FOR THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN 50 YEARS 😤🇭🇹 WHAT A STORY ❤️

little timeline cleanse from all the old man sex,, last night of CONCACAF qualifying for the World Cup. Three small countries will qualify, two will make the playoffs. 6 simultaneous matches. It will be completely unhinged and Paramount+ is doing a redzone show link.us.paramountplus.com/QAZDgcKWoYb

looks like the servers went down at cloudflare, where i work as the server guy. not to worry, i will know how to fix it as soon as i ask chatgpt what to do

Nuzzi wooing some dusty old dick: “I want to drink from your never ending fountain” My wife wooing me:

women be horny

paging @brew.bsky.social

Not sure if it’s poor cell service or my phone but I’m having trouble getting messages through to Green Text Bubble people so I have decided to cut those people out of my life

And to think there were human beings watching the Commandos-Dolphins game when this happened

Never in doubt 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜

The Irish struggling in a back and forth battle with fascists - a tale as old as time

good week to be Irish (every week is good to be Irish. Kind of)

Bryce Harper looking to redeem his Marlboro Miles for a kayak