Lawn done. Was quite hard work actually. It’s grown like a bastard with all that rain over the last month.

Question for anyone that knows, police speed camera vans - how much grace do they give you if you creep over? Is it usually 10%?

One other thing about the football today, sat behind us was the world’s angriest woman™️. Using all the worst swear words even though her kid was with her. At one point she made a ‘why did we buy this crocked cunt?’ comment about DCL. Couldn’t be arsed to turn around & tell her we signed him for free

Should’ve taken 5 points from today, Fulham & Bournemouth. Got one. Good performances but hard luck stories won’t keep us up I’m afraid #lufc

It’s looking like a debut outing for the new winter coat this afternoon

You forget over the course of the summer how much of a pain in the arse it is to have to walk the dog on the street/pavement as opposed to fields/countryside. Quite what the attraction of the middle of the road is I’ll never know

7pm on a Friday night & I’ve not even had a beer yet…

An email? Really putting your heart & soul into this ‘apology’ aren’t ya?

From my auntie’s wedding in October 1978. Me (age 5), our dad (24) & Rkid (3) digging for gold

Couple of the girls (who are friends) that share my daughter’s living space being a pain in the arse by sending her messages complaining about the slightest bit of noise/mess - trying to bully her in my view. Of course I’ve passed on the wise sage advice of “tell ‘em to fuck right off”

Anybody want an apple?

Absolutely gripped to ‘The Girlfriend’ on Amazon in this household

Evening

@matthebat92.bsky.social I see we’ve gone ‘if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em’ on the long throw front. Bournemouth even had their best player on long throws #lufc

If anyone needs a spare and can get there before I can, give me a shout #LUFC NE Upper H25.

Today’s bad news: I’m not now going to the chippy - we’ve got fish & chips in the freezer so I’m cooking that. Today’s good news: got my renewal quote for the car insurance & it’s gone down by at least 20% by my maths

If you see this quote post a Bridge

Ronnie Rosenthal Villa Park 1992

That one’s for you Rkid, that one’s for you. #lufc 💙🤍💛

Yesterday was the most difficult of days but we gave my brother the most wonderful & fitting send off. Much emotion, many tears but also many laughs.

@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social here’s that hat making it’s debut in Ibiza 14 (fourteen!) years ago today. Along with ‘Fucking in the Bushes’ t-shirt

The premier league is a boring, turgid pile of dog poo isn’t it? More boring & predictable than ever & it’s only gonna get worse. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to be back in the championship but watching the games in this league just sucks the life out of you.

In other news, we moved the daughter out successfully into her student flat near Leeds city centre yesterday. She’s only half an hour away & as I’ll often be in that area through work anyway, I’ve been hired as a free collection & delivery service for her washing #dadjobs

That’s just the cherry on top of the cake for my day. Is it bed time yet?

Happy 50th birthday RKid

Shania Twain’s rejected song titles…

A wonderful gift from the wonderful human that is @balearicsocial.bsky.social

*opens blue sky… Politics, flags, trump, far left, far right, Israel, war, racism, Kirk, starmer, politics.. *closes blue sky…

Bit of technical advice needed please. I’ve written something using the notes app on my iPhone. I need to email it to someone but they don’t use Apple. They’ve asked if I can send it as a word document or a pdf file. Does anyone know if it can be converted or do I have to re do it?

Not a clue who a few of these England players are or who they play for but they seem fairly decent tbf. Also, if I was Serbia, I’d be thinking about bringing Novak Djokovic on soon #insight Also, if I ever suffer from insomnia, please send me some audio tapes of these ITV commentators

Turned my work phone on this morning & it’s as if I’ve taken the sim out - no signal/5G nothing. Be piss funny if they’ve not paid the bill & it’s been cut off or something. If this is happening to everyone it’ll be absolute chaos, as everyone’s work is on their phones 😃

Does this mean that someone has sent me a DM & I can’t read it cos I’ve not verified my age (obviously, I only look about 23) or is the notification basically the app telling me to verify my age? Asking for me

Terrific work from @jonhowe1971.bsky.social here #lufc

Back to work for me tomorrow. Time to try & get back to some sort of normal ahead of the funeral. Whatever ‘normal’ is now, it’s gonna take a while to get used to. Once again, I’d just like to thank everyone for your support & kind word over the last 3 weeks. Love to you all 💙💛🤍

Just want to say a heartfelt thank you to all that have helped & supported this over these past week & all that have sent messages. It means a great deal. Special mentions to @balearicsocial.bsky.social & @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social Thank you

49th minute, lads and lasses #lufc

Not quite next to each other but always near #lufc 💙🤍💛

In around 24 hours I’m asking all #lufc fans to join in a minute’s applause in the 49th minute for my brother who died suddenly on 17 august aged just 49. It would mean a great deal to myself & Paul’s family & friends if we can make this happen. Please share if possible

Thank you to all that have helped with this. It means so much to us all 💛🤍💙 #lufc Please continue to spread the word ahead of tomorrow’s game.

Fine words here from @mrdavidnwood.bsky.social #lufc www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/footba...

Hi everyone, this will be in tomorrow’s YEP @yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk please continue to share to ensure that this happens during Saturday’s game. Thank you all in advance #lufc 💙💛🤍 www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/footba...

@yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk thank you for kindly publishing this article. Please everyone continue to share ahead of Saturday. #lufc 💙🤍💛 www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/footba...

Thanks to everyone for your help on this. It would mean a great deal for me & my family - not to mention Paul himself - if we could make this happen. Love to you all 💙🤍💛 #lufc

Wasn’t gonna post anything but there’s a few of my friends on here that know him a little bit. I lost my brother Paul this morning. Needless to say, I’m absolutely devastated. Gonna take a break from socials for a bit so please everyone, take care. See you all soon

Fair play to Sunderland there. We need to match that performance on Monday #lufc

Loads of locals round the pool of our apartment complex today as the weekend - relatives of people that live & work here. Nearly some full blown fisticuffs over a sun lounger. Which was funny

Nothing says ‘FOOTBALL IS BACK!’ Like me putting 2 (count ‘em) £1 accas on me sky bet. #bigspender #ifthefunstopsstop