Friday evening plans?

Piedration Break

Yesterday's weather today. Sponsored by Lacoste x Flares, for all your crocodile and bell bottomed needs Absolutely fucking roasting

You know you have to face it You're addicted to love

Sure I just saw the mandolorian heading to the beach

I thought this was Ian Wright in his playing days, natch

Too hot to stay out in the sun at this moment in time

Fancy dress night tonight. Reckon I’m in with a shout, top 3 at least.

Yesterday’s weather today, sponsored by Lacoste x Flares, rangé magnifique Fucking raging hot

Just noticed I’ve got sausage toes. Fuck my life.

Had a really good day today. Me and the boy may even stay up to watch the football, it’s a funny old world.

Almost forgot yesterday’s holiday weather bulletin sponsored by Lacoste x Flares Fucking roasting so it was A Cockney ne’er do well was asked to comment… …Fackin Raostin, he said. No idea what the fuck the daft cunt was saying though, probably of his head on drugs

Hired a Cabana for the day. Very nice, beachfront, nicely stocked fridge, good lad looking after us though I don’t particularly care for it, rather he sat down and had a drink with us

Night out last night was very poor. The “group” for that is what they claimed to be were in fact, not.

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I’ve booked a Turkish lesson at 4.30 this afternoon. I expect to be fluent by 4.45

As I retire from the midday sun, to the shelter of my air conditioned room and just before I drift off into a much needed sleep. I believe it’s my duty to present part 3 of my well received series, What the Weather was like here yesterday. It was really fucking boiling

Cat hunt update: 8 cats found and photographed in an hour. Black kitten was in hiding but we found another, a grey one, she liked it but still prefers the black one, named it Shakira, no me neither. She’s flat out now, I’m baby sitting as the others have pissed off out

Wife has turned the air con off as it’s too cold. She’s fucking mental

Can it be hot everywhere, all at once?

I would like to know

Other than @pieorama.bsky.social who else wants to see a picture of my badly sunburnt foot from last year

Always been ahead of the game

Where has the time gone?

Before we left the Wife got me a polo from my favourite brand and had my surname embroidered on the bottom as a surprise. Now, I’m not one for driving a car with a personalised plate… But I can see the range, Flares x Lacoste being a global smash. Let’s get our lawyers in a room and do business

Went to that Sidé Harbour. Shops full of tat and those ruins, fake as the tat in the shops. Get to Y Castell Fflint, if you want to see some history, heard it’s nice there at this time of year

Up early doors this morning, went for a short walk. The people looking after us during our stay work bloody hard. I’d hate to work in one of the restaurants here, they must get sick of witnessing the waste we create, plate after plate of food being tipped in the bin, it really is disgusting

Seen a pop jazz combo this evening who covered almost every Stevie Wonder song ever made, singers and there was more than a few of them gave it some but the horn section were pretty good, like Dexy’s x Earth, Wind and Fire

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Our Nelly hasn’t stopped going on about this kitten we saw last night. Grandad If this is another question about the kitten, don’t bother No it’s not What then? If I was to put the *coughs* in my bag and take it home, no-one would know, would they? Are you asking or telling me Telling you

How did England get on?

Following encouragement from Nelly, went on the kamikaze at the water park, who knew that hitting the water at 15000 mph, legs akimbo would actually rip one’s testicles clean in half, and fracture one’s spine at the same time, not me.

What I thought were green beans in olive oil, turned out to be the hottest peppers in the history of mankind. How we laughed

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Seen a camel on the beach early this morning, had the biggest bollocks on any creature on the planet, guaranteed. That is all.

Not complaining in the slightest, fuck me it’s hot here, really fucking hot 🇹🇷

The wife has taken 3 fucking days to pack a case.

Had a hotdog out of a tin, not just any hotdog out of a tin but the nicest hotdog out of a tin ever made. Fresh white roll, boiled and crispy onions, tomato sauce, English mustard and even a touch of Mayo , Icelandic style. Back to the rigid diet tomorrow

Excellent work 😁

How did England get on?

Last day in work today until the end of the month, you bunch of motherfuckers ✌️

Hope those utter cunts who tortured ,abused and finally murdered that little lad get their just desserts

Rooney has escaped from Minecraft again

This and Dracula for this scaredy cat

Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice 2, showed Mr Darcy in a different light

Got a medical this morning, if all goes well, might sign for Everton. If it all goes tits, will be forced to sign for the red shite.

Well that was a right fuck off day, called out at 11.30pm last night. Arrived at Cannock 1.30am left at 3.30 got back at 5..45 2 weetabix and I was back in for 7, no break until 3.30, just got in, well 10 mins ago. I am well and truly fucked

Mary Magdalen, the bins behind the Aldi 30AD

Ben Hur’s manager, Rome 1AD

Wife has took Nelly to the Morris dancing at some carnival, so check this out, only went shopping to Broughton big Tesco, it was still fucking shit but I bought a fancy bottle of water with electrolytes for £1.35, fucking bargain, make no mistake