can't argue with this.

shoutout to that one person in mongolia's capital who listened to one song by my atmospheric post black metal project. though you may be at the very bottom of the list, as far as i'm concerned you're the real top listener

Nice joke. Sure would be a shame if I replied to it with a factual correction

today is the 82nd birthday of the Republic of Iceland, and every year on this day i remember being a new arrival to this country, and working with an old man who was "12 or 13" on the first independence day in 1944. i said "wow! what was that like" and in very icelandic fashion he said: "it rained."

It is now illegal to post this image with the caption “become ungovernable.”

BREAKING: the algae have left the reflecting pool and are marching on Congress

i'm not an unreasonable person. i think if you've abandoned your clothes in several washing machines in a laundromat for over an hour after your cycle is done, you should have to buy ice cream for everyone still waiting. maybe also cold drinks

MY LAWYER: so you’re saying he hit you in the eye ME: that’s right MY LAWYER: and it was like a big pizza pie? ME: it was MY LAWYER: no more questions your honor MOON: *frantically whispers in his lawyers ear*

tired of pressing your snickers vein-side-down against a stove to melt away that fellatic sensation? your prayers have been answered

I would like to amend my earlier advocacy for reparations to include the need for reparations for this specifically

tbf i never thought that idea had legs

Every so often, some washed up sitcom dude do this sort of thing where they pretend that they made some truly edgy and controversial comedy that couldn't be made today, and it's just like... you're saying this about THE OFFICE?

me the moment i'm walking down a crowded city street with a huge open jar of peanut butter spooning it into my mouth with my bare fingers like any normal person and enjoying my life

wtf you can sit on this thing wow

hair-breadth tie between arrested development and community

weather so nice i had to bust out the 70s prog rock band coke dealer sunglasses

Fairy puff! Postcard from my collection, mailed 1912.

Thousands have turned out for an Anti-Racism rally in Belfast city centre, organised by United Against Racism and supported by Trade Unions

Perfect.

Mood.

friday evening and we noticed steam rising from the ground. not unusual in some parts of the country but not a good sign in the city! within the hour, the water company showed up, dug up the spot, and fixed the busted pipe whatever they pay these guys it's not enough

Start with removing the electoral college

I know it's probably hopeless, but I'm fecking BEGGING American media to NOT minimize the #Belfast racist riots that targeted minority businesses and homes #Belfast as "unrest", "protests" that got a bit "disorderly" or any such bullshit. This literal whitewashing is dangerous & irresponsible.

18°C, sunny, and just the lightest breeze? in Reykjavík? oh it's time alright

desperately trying for hours to delete the 50,000 drafts of "mpreg sonic is classist" the glitched robot scheduled for a single day before opting instead to change my name and move to another country

this is the ideal male body you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

awesome seeing someone doing a leftist version of "more guns = more freedom" and sideways telling another country who very recently had a lot more guns but no freedom that the solution to their current problem is more guns americans stop jerking off over guns challenge [difficulty: impossible]

"total eclipse of the heart" is the most melodramatic song ever written and i love it for that. like the lyrics are one thing, but the pipe organ? bells? thunder? it's the musical version of a skeleton riding a motorcycle airbrushed on the side of a van. glorious, unashamed maximalism

The place I donate blood gives points that you can exchange for gas cards which means I actually know the current exchange rate of blood for oil. Blood is going for 20.618 times an equivalent amount of oil.

It’s wild how Haiti continues to have the modern world shook by its presence.

I just don't think we need any more shows where white guys travel the world and eat local foods.

so imagine a broker offered you these terms about any other ipo. you ask "are they making any money" and he tells you "oh, no, in fact they lost $5 billion last year" you don't need a series 7 license to see how laughable and insulting this is. but it's happening. it's not a bubble; it's a crater

Grimdark: Everything is fucked Dying Earth: the world is fucked New Weird: A city is fucked Folk horror: A village is fucked Gothic: A castle or mansion is fucked but so are families 'Elevated' A24 horror: families are fucked Body Horror: You are fucked Vampires: vampires

if you want to know when a politician realises they're absolutely tanking, watch for when they use children as human shields

common mistake of first-time authors

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

there's many words that could considered the most suspenseful word in the english language. lots to choose from. so maybe we'll never find out which one it is. unless ...

BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources

(yelling over the roar of a huge building that provides no jobs and spikes utility prices to power a bad, unpopular product being forced into everyone's lives with the promise that it will soon replace them) YOU RUBES ONLY THINK THIS SUCKS BECAUSE YOUR FEEBLE INTELLECTS ARE UNDER THE THRALL OF MEMES

*nodding sagely, adjusting my glasses* but is it art?

god i wish switching careers wasn't such a nightmare these days. cannot imagine the sort of networking this shit requires in 2026

Reykjavík is healing

I've seen actual articles saying what Alejandra is saying above and I need to have a spray bottle or something so I can be like "NO! BAD JOURNALISM! YOU DON'T JUST REPEAT WHAT MUSK SAYS AS IF HE IS SAYING SOMETHING TRUE OR IMPORTANT. HE IS NOT. BAD JOURNALIST! NO!" because fucking hell

lying man who very confidently doesnt know a god damn thing about anything but he's rich so everyone listens anyway: my trans daughter is why I'm so actively evil. leftie journalists: see he admits it! (he didn't. he's a liar and also doesn't know a god damn thing about anything.)

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

if cocaine is so bad for you why is fleetwood mac's "rumors" so good, riddle me that officer

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the bus. you've once again invented the bus.