Your ability to dodge bullets is tied to the purity of your heart. Players with corrupted souls are destined to fail. Remember this.

You'd think gamers would understand getting the DLC that changes the main game content (the estrogen)

A writer is a person who cares what words mean, what they say, how they say it. Writers know words are their way towards truth and freedom, and so they use them with care, with thought, with fear, with delight. By using words well they strengthen their souls.

Nov 29th 1983 - H.I. McDunnough first met his future wife Ed, while she was taking his mugshot. 📽️📅 Raising Arizona (1987)

"ladies and gentlemen" ❌ outdated ❌ boring ❌ ignorable "a new hand touches the beacon! listen! hear me and obey!" ✅ inclusive ✅ succinct ✅ captivating

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

Your transient receptor potential (TRP) vanilloid 1 receptor mediates your response to capsaicin, but mustard oil and wasabi go through the TRP ankyrin 1 receptor 🥵 🧪

you absolutely should buy anything written by Chantal. a one of a kind talent with a deeply captivating voice. do it regardless of the holiday!

Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.

26 ár á Íslandi og ég er ennþá að rugla saman "kveikja á" og "kveikja í". og já munurinn hefur verið útskýrt fyrir mér ótal sinnum en ég vil ekki læra það. mér finnst það bara part of my charm, eitthvað krúttleg villu eða þannig

am I even awake right now?

never related to a box of movie theater nacho chips as much in my life

I mentioned earlier that they chew on Nile Crocodiles - I wasn't kidding, baby Hippos use them as teething rings since the texture of their scales is satisfying to gum. Just this 12' long razor-toothed archosaur, sitting there going "stay calm, Clarence, you survived the asteroid, you can do this."

DID YOU KNOW if the current time and the time left on a washing machine cycle align you can make a wish? it's true, try it!

Congrats to Jennifer English for winning the Best Lead Performer award at the 2025 #GoldenJoystickAwards! And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈

guy who won't stop calling things "liminal" found dead at the end of a normal hallway

What's the most significant advice you received from a teacher? I had a creative writing teacher in high school who once said "discard nothing" maybe a piece doesn't work in its current form, but there are likely still good ideas, characters, or devices in there for use elsewhere. save your flops!

On this Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember the lives of Rita Hester and Chanelle Pickett, Black trans women from our own home of Greater Boston whose loved ones created #TDoV to honor them. Now and always, we mourn and fight for all trans people, especially the most vulnerable among us. 🏳️‍⚧️🕯️

It's Trans Day of Remembrance. Trans folks make life richer. Let's love on them and do everything it takes to keep them here for as long as possible.

i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly

yesterday at a cafe i overheard a guy tell his friend that he will never go to therapy bc some dude on a podcast said "a lot of psychologists are themselves mentally ill" and "would you go to a gp who had the flu" and sometimes i think "you're entitled to your opinion" shouldn't apply to everyone

it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance

*takes long drag off cigarette, flicks it into the gutter* listen kid, i remember when websites were hosted in comp towers bought from craigslist and stored in literally closets with someone's grandma's desk fan pointed at it, but it was maintained by someone who gave a shit

astigmatic gang RISE UP

best joke of the day, imo: downforeveryoneorjustme.com

JESUS: This bread... is my body. Go on, take it, pass it around. This wine... is my blood. These grapes are my eyeballs JUDAS: I don't think you're supposed to tell us it's grapes. I think you just let us feel it-- JESUS: Shut up dude. Now this cold spaghetti... is my guts

Breki is five today so he gets unfettered access to the Ball of Joy

Fyrrverandi sóttvarnalæknir að gera sér glaðan dag: Bjórólfur Guðnason

backs up my hunch that the pope can sing "rubber biscuit"

did my makeup this morning using my phone as a mirror on a moving bus with a lead-footed driver can i get a W in chat

so, so many to choose from but the most recent one to shake me to my core and prompt me to immediately call a friend to talk about it was In The Dream House by Carmen Maria Machado. seldom been as heartrent by a story told so beautifully and honestly

nice to see auroraposting from other corners of the world, especially from folks who've never seen them before. always great to encourage pure wonder for this planet we share

So, about those 1,000 year old bones ... youtu.be/2nsVL2_wHOU?...

BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.

incredible statement from ms. carpenter, hope someone followed up on this

On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

Nestor Makhno, femboy anarchist.

Imagine posting "This man read us to absolute fucking filth and we're gonna remind you of this because we want you think this makes him look bad somehow"

i've always explained my experience as "becoming". that i spent most of my life not completely here. starting transition was the process of letting myself fully into this world so there is no past self and current self. there is one person, now fully arrived in this world, and continuing to grow

The sweetener is we'll rehire the people we illegally fired lmao I swear to God if anyone agrees to any of this you're a mark-ass mark

the individual behind the sarah mcbride heckling video is far-right pastor joseph phillip daniel

someone went up to sarah mcbride in front of the u.s. congress, hurled her deadname at her loudly and called her a pedophile repeatedly, posted video of the exchange to x, and it is now going wildly viral i will not share the video but if you’re not speaking up about this, you’re hurting yourself

In Icelandic we have 'Ókind' for monster. But the translation is un-sheep. So everything not a sheep is dangerous.

In Swedish: 'oväder'. See also Weed, ogräs, 'un-grass'. Monster, odjur, 'un-animal.'