Wait, why is everyone mad at bon jovi

I couldn't remember Christopher Walken's name, so I said, "Ya know, old guy... He was in Puss in Boots..."

Here's a video of people throwing dildos at ICE. Enjoy. www.instagram.com/reel/DUd8txO...

The Muppet Show was a delight.

Today is day 20 (depending on when incarceration countdown begins) of Diana Crespo Gonzales’ incarceration in an ICE prison in Texas. Children are not allowed to legally be detained for more than 20 days.

10 years ago today, I brought home this little monster. And every day has been better for it.

Me, explaining antibiotic resistance: "It's like the Borg. It goes, 'We've adapted. That won't kill us anymore.'"

This is definitely what a kick looks like

DC has joined forces with the Guide Dogs of America to sponsor a litter of superhero puppies to become future guide dogs... And you can meet them later this year in San Diego!

We’re hiring a Lead Organizer! Want to help lead the charge to transform U.S. sex education for good? Are you passionate about sex education and advocacy work, and defeating MAGA candidates in local elections? Apply here: educateusaction.org/get-involved... #Hiring #SexEd

Rewatching the Good Place is like slipping under a cozy blanket on a snowy day. Highly recommend.

Okay! This has already inspired a bunch of DMs, so I made a page on the website. If you have 50,000+ Skymiles and would be willing to book flights to get someone home, please fill this out.

A real Heated Rivalry moment on that last Star Fleet Academy episode, huh

Measured their vaginas and vulvas with his fingers. Forced to give Trump oral sex. I was raped by Trump at 13. 😡

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

If you’re looking for something to watch this weekend, make sure you go to support WONDER MAN cause it seems like Marvel didn’t care to promote the fact that it is now out #wonderman

My friend Jake’s dad got shot in the face with a flashbang by ICE and has to have reconstructive jaw surgery.

So excited for this!

The Wrecking Crew is a bad movie with excellent action scenes.

I know life is hard and the world is scary and we could all use something to make us laugh right now. So. Please enjoy this photo of me as a kid. Very fashionable, very cool.

In stores TODAY!

They should have called it Greenland 2: A Series of Unfortunate Events

Cover to WHITE #6 (2021).

One of our MAD Magazine Meanwhile...s.

There is a significant body of research about how playing Tetris and other flow-state inducing puzzle games after a trauma can minimize a lot of long term PTSD effects. If you watch a video of a murder please make that your next step

The horrors are coming so fast and furious that we've already forgotten about Venezuela

One little thing you can do if you’re feeling helpless tonight: throw a few bucks to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. They’re reportedly stretched thin for obvious reasons and could use some help if you can offer it. www.ilcm.org?ref=badfaith...

Can someone suggest some places to donate to the people of Minnesota? Thank you.

Is this, from HARLEY AND IVY: LIFE AND CRIMES #2, the best panel @ericafails.bsky.social has ever produced? Probably not. But it's made me laugh the hardest

I've got a little Wonder Woman parody in this MAD special, with art by @joequinones.bsky.social and it has been SO HARD keeping it a secret until now!

Your pet's name in a gif

I am proud of myself for getting work done while very sick, but I wish I could be proud of myself for just resting.

I've got a little Wonder Woman parody in this MAD special, with art by @joequinones.bsky.social and it has been SO HARD keeping it a secret until now!

Is he dead yet

Well. I don't think I'll be getting back to sleep anytime soon.

A lot of you need to learn the difference between "I'm not interested in this story" and "no human being could possibly want to create or read/watch this story and its existence is a personal insult against me."

New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.

I flew 16 hours each way to go to @whattheshea.bsky.social and @roblevin.bsky.social 's wedding. They have both been invaluable to my career and my life.

Let's give ourselves a moment away from the nightmares. Who's your favorite internet-famous pet? Mine's Merv. www.instagram.com/mervthepet But I also love Lou the Chichi, Baby Corn, and Gumbus.

I'm so glad I live in a neutral country right now

Yo-ho-hold onto your hook, AQUAMAN is back on DC Go this week! Look for a new epic from @andrewdrilon.bsky.social and I tomorrow (Tuesday!) We’re nearing the end of the season but we have plenty of surprises left!

i once read "the rights you think criminals should have are the rights you think everyone should have because the state can criminalize anyone" and it changed how i think about everything

Look at these beautiful copies of FIRE & ICE: WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER! The @terrydodsonart.bsky.social covers! The @stephenbyrne86.bsky.social interiors! Get your copy in stores January 27! Pre-order now!

This season of Drag Race is... Not an impressive group

Oh I see we've reached the "list of Jews" portion of this nightmare www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

#iceoutlosangeles #iceoutLA #iceoutmpls #Iceoutcomics

I want to write a new JLI.

Bought some fig newtons in Bosnia. They have 42% punjenje!

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s