Today I ate three different forms of potato: Raclette (potatoes with cheese) Kartoffelpuffer (a giant hash brown covered in garlic) And French fries

Joanne's FIRE & ICE comics are everything you could want from a superhero story. They are hilarious, insightful, clever, and effortlessly built on decades of continuity without once making you feel lost. Both WELCOME TO SMALLVILLE and WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER are well worth your time and money.

I can't pick just one! Starer's Total Suplex of the Heart is an intimately hilarious rollercoaster of a wrestling comic you should catch ASAP! And Harley Quinn Fartacular is one of the funniest, most romantic comics in years from its James Joyce jokes to every ding dang fart gag!

Joanne Starer’s FIRE AND ICE comics are the closest you can get in both content and spirit to a continuation of Giffen and DeMatteis’s JLI

Today is my birthday. If you'd like to do something nice for me, you can: Donate to Feeding America, a nationwide network of food banks give.feedingamerica.org Or just tell a friend about one of my books that you've enjoyed. (Here's a big ol' list of them www.goodreads.com/author/list/...)

So why didn't anyone tell me that Shahs of Sunset is fantastic?

Post you from a different era. I used to punch people. But more often, I'd get punched.

The Harley Quinn Fartacular is A GOOD, FUNNY COMIC ABOUT THE RADICAL ACCEPTANCE INHERENT WITHIN UNCONDITIONAL LOVE

Tomorrow is my birthday. If you'd like to do something nice for me, you can: Donate to Feeding America, a nationwide network of food banks give.feedingamerica.org Or just tell a friend about one of my books that you've enjoyed. (Here's a big ol' list of them www.goodreads.com/author/list/...)

Used the sfx YOINK! in a script today. Because it's the little things that make life worth living.

So mad I didn't think of this joke for Sirens of the City

Having no context before seeing this photo I really thought he had keeled over and we were looking at his ghost standing at the desk. 👻

I was going to make a joke about eating babies, but then I remembered what site I'm on

Mr. Peanut with William S. Burroughs

Hey I'm part of this very cool new thing ✨✨ If you're looking for a human artist for your project this is a great place to look!

Hi friends, it's that time again -- if you're an available for work comic artist with page samples in the YA space, or things of that ~feel (fresh, soapy, lighter, but not 'kids') please give me a shout and drop your portfolio below!

Harley & Ivy Life & Crimes 1 was great. @ericafails.bsky.social entirely captures the characters where I automatically hear Arleen Sorkin & Diane Pershing. If you've ever enjoyed these characters, or know someone who does, look for this one this week! And put in a preorder for the other issues.

I would like to meet a wombat

Hey! If you're in the Boston or Camberville area I'm gonna sign copies of Harley and Ivy: Life and Crimes tomorrow at: @hubcomics.bsky.social @myp-comics.bsky.social @comicopia.bsky.social Comicazi

ATTN: SUBMISSIONS FOR THE NEXT @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social ANTHOLOGY OPEN DECEMBER 1ST. EVERYTHING IS FINE. NOTHING IS WRONG. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EURASIA. Start planning your submission to LIE MACHINE now!! ironcircus.com/lie-machine/

I'm going to need someone to watch this and explain it to me

Can someone please sell Total Suplex of the Heart to A24? They sure seem to like combat sports.

Finally some good news!

Tom Sandoval has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

I genuinely still think of Alan Ritchson as the micropenis guy from New Girl.

If I were single right now, the only thing my dating profile would say is, "I wrote the Harley Quinn fart comic."

Oh, is the baseball still happening?

" @roblevin.bsky.social changed his bluesky name to a Halloween name. And it's SO CLEVER but obviously I can never tell him that." - things I say while high

I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”

I just need y'all to stop and look at how her little leggies are crossed

Happy Hallllloweeeeeeenn

I think I blew out my knee trying to sit on the floor to pet a cat. As was prophesized.

I carved this pumpkin! ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!

Just totally impressed by how good some of my friends' costumes are.

Happy Hallllloweeeeeeenn

I used to be so thin. And eat so many eggs.

Just a Lil something for the spank bank

"She looks like Charro from behind." "If he had a nose job, he'd be Matt Fraction." "This guy is definitely a Nazi." -me describing the people on Love Is Blind

I was honestly shocked by what a small amount the benefits were. THIS is what they're so angry about? $4000 a year??

There’s a goodreads giveaway of Golden Rage vol 1 if you’re interested! www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...

luigi mangione just threw a whisky glass at the prison wall

I told Len Gogou to imagine someone Kurt Russell or Harrison Ford would have played in the 80’s. I wanted someone who looked like he would keep getting back up, despite how many times he got hit. Len sent me this and I knew this book was in good hands. (Link below to see more!)

I'm collecting dry pantry items for kids to take home on weekends in addition to my regular ask of deodorant and such for the school library. The SNAP freeze begins this Saturday. $20 worth of Dinty Moore beef stew can go a long way. Thank you! #SNAP www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Oh He's going to start testing nukes That's not absolutely terrifying or anything

A vampire that’s not Dracula

I'll feel like a success when they let me write the titles that only white men get to write.

And so it begins

Years ago, my dad and I were at the movies. When the Warner Bros shield came up at the beginning, a kid nearby yelled, "Bugs Bunny lives in there!" We've been saying it ever since.

It's time for tea and some Walker's Texas Rangers.

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