Wedding anniversary last night (nothing fancy - just #taskmasterNZ and a special bottle) Frustratingly, when given the option of a perry the same age as our marriage and an exceptional - but definitely nascent riesling - my wife opted for the wine. (I’m still yet to try really old cider/perry)

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NEW - Boon Mariage Parfait golden anniversary oude gueuze. 10% abv. £8.50/375ml

BACK! Hacker Pschorr Oktoberfest. 6% abv £3.60/50cl

BACK Spaten Oktoberfest 5.9% abv. £3.50/50cl

NEW @campervanbrew Volksfest Brau marzen. 5.8% abv. £3.80/44cl

NEW - @pilotbeer.co.uk Big Westie WCIPA. 6.2% abv. £3.20/33cl

OH NO..!

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Last minute candidate for Labour deputy announced.

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It’s the year 2025 and there is a gentleman in an Ali G costume on Leith Walk.

Whilst out and about today I saw a roofers van which proudly claimed they had 90 years experience. Respect is obviously due - but I don't think it's particularly ageist to want a slightly younger tradesperson working on your property.

BACK - @swannaybrewery.com Orkney Blast 6% abv. £4.20/44cl

BACK - @swannaybrewery.com Orkney IPA 4.8% abv. £3.60/44cl

BACK - @swannaybrewery.com Scapa Spesh. 4.2% abv. £3.60/44cl

BACK - @pilotbeer.co.uk Festbier. 5.8% abv. £3.20/33cl

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NEW - @holygoatbrewing Brandy Barrel Aged Wrath of The Tyrant. Norwegian Imperial Stout. (Kveik) 13% abv. £19.50/75cl

NEW - Holy Goat Double Mangonaut. 8.4% abv. £7/375ml

BACK - @holygoatbrewing Goat Witch Flanders Red with Tayberries. 7.1% abv. £7/375ml

NEW - @holygoatbrewing Supa Scoopa Hazy Pale 5.2% abv. £4.20/44cl

NEW - Holy Goat Sabra Cadabra single Origin Ugandan Vanilla Stout. 5.3% abv. £4.90/44cl

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NEW - Campervan Blue Mind Hop Water. 0% abv. £1.70/44cl

NEW - Lind And Lime G&T cans. 6.5% abv. £3.40/25cl

NEW - @latrappe.bsky.social Trappist Blond Special Edition. 7% abv. £12/75cl

NEW Rodenbach evolved caractare. Aged Flanders red with raspberry and mango. 7.2% abv. £15/75cl

BACK - Ayinger Fest Marzen 5.8% abv. £3.40/50cl

BACK - Zotler Fest Beer 5.8% abv. £3.70/50cl

BACK - Augustiner Oktoberfest. 6.3% abv. £3.60/50cl

BACK - Lowrnbrau Oktoberfest. 6.1% abv. £3.50/50cl

BACK - @hofbrauhauser.bsky.social Oktoberfest. 6.3% abv. £3.60/50cl

If you've been naughty and you feel the overwhelming need to punish yourself for your wickedness - then PCY Oriental has you sorted with discount Buldak.

BACK (now in cans) Paulaner Oktoberfest. 6% abv. £2.80/50cl

BACK - Giesinger Festbier. 6% abv. £4.20/50cl

BACK - Flotzinger Wies'n-Marzen. 5.8% abv. £3.70/50cl

I think I’m the first to posit this theory..

BACK (with a slightly tweaked label) Closet Brewing Lost In The Sauce Hazy IPA 6.6% abv. £4.90/44cl

BACK (with a slightly tweaked label) Closet Brewing Vampire Spa Day extra pale. 4.2% abv. £4.20/44cl

When he does die - it’s a shame he won’t be alive to see the public reaction.

NEW - Yikes Brew Co Nice And Sleazy NEIPA. 5% abv. £4.40/44cl

NEW - Arbor / Sureshot Pulling Up The Trees West Coast Pale. 4.5% abv. £4.90/568ml

No spoilers - but there’s a bit of a clue in today’s Timeguessr timeguessr.com