Picking a good watermelon is magic and I'm a filthy muggle.

oh you brought your portable speaker to the public pool so you can subject everyone to your shitty music? GTFO

Man wtf I saw the words "245 RBIS" and my fatass read "MCRIBS". 💀💀💀

Playing "Get the Bird Out of the House" is my least favorite evening game.

Lol my phone's been unlocked in my pocket doing god knows what. Ignore any replies or reposts or whatever from me.

Uh oh #RaiseHail

Me throwing back those small boxes of Nerds like

Ugh pushing to prod is always nerve wracking.

Paradise season 3 when

Forgot to post this when I started... ✅ The Crimson Vault by Will Wight Book 2 of 3 in the Traveler's Gate Trilogy continues following Simon and Co as they navigate catastrophe after catastrophe. Will is so good at writing enjoyable characters and incredible action scenes. #booksky

Wistoria: Wand and Sword is entertaining but my goodness is it frustrating sometimes.

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Good morning! Oh come on we can do better than that. GOOD MORNING!

Ok why don't we go around the room and everyone share something interesting about themselves.

Frankie says RELAX

We don’t usually see each others headers. Here's mine!

I will never not laugh at fart jokes. I am a child.

How do I make the new Siri sound like a demon? I want to feel like i'm selling my soul if I use it. #WWDC #Apple

Apparently this is old news. Cancelled on May 1st. 😭

Ugh NBC cancelled Stumble. That was actually a good show.

ChatGPT folded like a bitch. #StarTrek

I really hate how AI has taken em dashes away from me.

Bluesky users be like

Just got out of watching Masters of the Universe. A fun movie but I fear it just won't have the legs to do the numbers it deserves. I also can't help but think I enjoyed the movie more due to nostalgia since I was a He-Man die hard in my youth. I'd recommend watching anyways. It's still good.

Bring back Julie and the Phantoms

This sucks. I mainly know Anthony Head from Buffy the Vampire Slayer but i've caught bits of him in Merlin and of course Ted Lasso. RIP Giles.

Hiiii bmf??? I'm aura!! I like - Video games 🎮 mostly jrpgs and cozy stuff - Music 🎧 anything!!! - Anime 🖼️ romance and slice of life atm! - Motorsport and more I try to be a good listener, kind and caring (though it depends on how high my social battery is 🙂‍↕️) and I like doggos! my dms are open!

WELP. I'm real dumb and was looking up something about Paradise on Google and got something big spoiled.

Ugh I love a good gel pen.

Ooh Vox Machina is back!

Repost with four random facts about you: 1. I read PSAs on air for my college radio station. 2. I was the lead singer of a band. 3. When I was a kid, I shoved a raisin into my nose as a bit and couldn't get it out. 4. Some of my work has been referenced in a published book and a documentary.

First Buffy and now this? I'm so tired of the rug pulling. 😠

Lol I just remembered we play the Rams this season. #RaiseHail

June #promosky prompt #booksky edition 💙📚 ☆ 3 Favorite Genres: romantasy, fantasy, historical fiction ☆ 3 Favorite Books (any genre): Martyr!, The Night Prince, Vampires of El Norte ☆ 3 quirks/hobbies in emojis: 🛌 🩶❄️ 🎮 🎨 🎧 🎶 Overall Vibe: strong, smart women; morally grey mcs; slow burn; spicy

June #promosky ! My name is Andy, let's be moots! Some stuff I'm into lately: 🦋 Life is Strange 🎲 Dimension 20 🎶 VGM vinyl 👻 Widow's Bay 👾 JRPGs 🪗 They Might Be Giants 📚 Horror books 🧚 Ren Faires 🪊 Bad Operation 🐈‍⬛ Cat Mischief 💌 Task Master 🌮 Mexican Food 🎮 Indie Games 🚫AI🚫Bigotry🚫Hate

Hey, girl are you an IMAX theater? Because you’re making a huge scene.

Me hearing there are people out there that read only the dialogue in books

Beautiful day so I went to a Filipino American festival. So...full...of...food.

Gonna take a walk in the forests on Threnody.

I needed a candy bowl for work soooo

Finally got a chance to watch The Mandalorian and Grogu. It's basically a long episode of the show (which is what I expected) and I don't know if it would be better if given the time you have over a season vs a feature length movie but i'll take any Star Wars on the big screen that I can get.

I love Park Eun-bin.

A good key change heals all.

I'm currently watching The WONDERfools and it's a little ridiculous but fun.

✅ House of Blades by Will Wight Will Wight is quickly becoming one of my favorite authors. #booksky

Can someone do a Dungeon Crawler Carl edit of the Viltrumite army meme please? Thanks.

Ready or Not 2 was so damn good. Better than the first one.

Safe travels to all of you going out of town for the holiday weekend. Also you don't need to pack all that underwear. You won't shit yourself as much as you think... probably.

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Now reading: House of Blades by Will Wight, Book 1 of the Traveler's Gate Trilogy #booksky