They're only worried because oops, there goes their cheap labor...

For someone who keeps saying he's not a sex pest, 🍊 sure helps a lot of fuckin' sex pests...

"she shall be our Daywalker!" "...you mean someone who can stop by the pharmacy for your SSRIs during business hours?" *Happy emphatic nodding*

Save yourself 99% of #holiday stress with this 2-part action plan: 1: Cut toxic assholes out of your life, especially if you're related to them. 2: Stop the hyperconsumption demanded of you by capitalism. That's it. Enjoy your holiday season in peace.

Remember: it's only the 'Radical Left' if it comes from that region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling 'This Is What Normal Countries Do To Help Their Citizenry'

I'm pretty sure one reason #vampires date Daywalkers, mortals, werewolves, and witches is having someone who can stop by the pharmacy to pick up their SSRIs during business hours...

THE TYLENOL IS WORKING! www.theurbanist.org/2025/11/10/c...

I kind of want to see a #DukesofHazzard Next Generation, where the Duke Boys are Southern Democrats who fight Klansmen in Hazzard County, The General Lee is repainted to the General Sherman, and is now an EV. Bo Duke married a black man, who is also their mechanic.

Today is #VeteransDay. No veteran should have been used as cannon fodder so billionaires could steal resources from other countries.

I going to assume it's just multiple copies of Mein Kampf...

@democrats.org /Loudly bangs on this meme with a copy of the Constitution until you pay fucking attention.

Yeah, the Orange Idiot says a lot of things. Get back to us when he says 'I hereby resign the Office of President.

Because you always pay your private army.

I would argue they've always been political, it just happened that 'be mean to people' has never been a good look. A fig leaf of 'we insult everyone' means the underadvantaged still take a beating.

Doesn't Canadian Born Citizen Rafael Cruz have a winter storm to run away from?

I assume their 'anti-semitism task force' was about encouraging more of it?

"noooo! That's illegal! Gerrymandering is only for conservative states to oppress women, minorities, trans people, brown people, immigrants, poor, and liberals!"

It's to help remind Orange Julius where he is after filling his diaper.

The first rule of #FightClub is you must like, subscribe, hit the bell notification, share the video with your friends, and comment below. It really helps engagement and getting the word out that there's a secret street fighting ring that meets at the Pleasant Hill YMCA every Thursday.

Oh #cheney died? Rest in piss, you colossal Bozo. Convincing an Ivy League educated oil baron failsson to go to war because your company wanted untold wealth will go down in history as the worst mistake. We spent $1,000,000,000,000 a year since then chasing our tails and welcoming fascism. :/

'accidentally'... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_f...

You have made art, Matt.

#SNAP is important to keep people from starving, but have we considered maybe evening the playing field with taxes, closing loopholes, shifting away from praising the conspicuous overconsumption and hoarding of wealth, and remember that billionaires are just people with addresses?

Reagan 2.0, somehow with even less brains between the ears...

Harvard has been an investment portfolio with an MBA attached like a vestigial appendage for the longest fucking time...

Orange Julius keeps failing at conquering liberal cities (hint: All cities are liberal) so he's aiming for SF, next.

Babe, wake up. New Benoit Blanc story just dropped.

Fucksake, @nytimes.com if Biden had posted anything even remotely like that video you'd be hounding for a resignation. I know you're owned by a shithead billionaire, but fucking do journalism. 🍊 won't be there forever. You're going to look fucking stupid after this is all said and done.

If any Democrat posted anything remotely like this, the media apparatus would be hounding for a resignation 24/7 for months.

When these accounts do more than spew lies for a 79 year old sack of rotting fascist cabbage running away from responsibility, then and only then will I unblock them.

Almost like those same politics-knowers were told by their moneyed taskmasters to pretend there was no resistance in a ploy to keep people from resisting. #nokings #nofascists

No shit, Chet. No shit.

She's only making noise about it because the fascist machine has decided she's in the Out Group, now.

Hey, #SouthernHemisphere folks: Do you have an autumn harvest festival or is Halloween an exclusively US thing funded by Hershey's in an effort to sell more shit-tier chocolate so hard they forced lawmakers to change when Daylight Savings Time ends to November.

For one thing, there's no fucking Winchell's in Oregon, anymore.

Was the verdict 'fly to Cancun during a snowstorm causes by climate change. Leaving my dog, as well as my #texan constituents to freeze to death'?

Katrina was the disaster that showed the American people that the federal government (under conservatives) doesn't give a shit if you live or die*, as long as you pay your taxes. *Unless you're rich enough to buy and collect senators like they were Labubu...

If Cross gets any more based he'll be viable to use in a middle school science diorama...

It's Fetterman. He's a week away from stumping for the Pædo Party.

These ghouls are little better than loansharks and this sort of shit should be illegal.

Not (checks notes) a healthcare system completely at the mercy of 4 rich assholes who think small populations aren't profitable enough to give healthcare to...

In any other country the US would use it as justification to invade for that country's oil.

Remember: drinking a bottle of wine on your own makes you a drunk. Drinking 6 of them in public while canned jazz music plays and bad art is for sale on a closed off street is a wine tasting, and thus classy.

This is one of many reasons Mao was right about landlords.

These assholes are why women choose the bear...

I don't ever wanna hear from people that 'pRoTeStInG DoNt WrOk¡' ever again.

"...unless you make fun of my Daddy, his Daddy, or *his* Daddy. The. You get disappeared to a central american hellhole."

This sounds like a speedrun challenge%