Another conservative 'comedian' you should probably block and report. Check this MFer's HDD.

General Sherman was right.

Was he trying to fuck the spider?

This is the kind of shit the US invades other countries for, in the name of 'delivering freedom'

I'm a simple man. I see a #cat account on BSky, I follow.

Brad voted for 🍊 because he fell for the obvious lies 🍊 was spewing. No farmer ever benefits under a conservative government.

Today is #MayThe4th. Celebrate Star Wars by watching the classic film 'The Hidden Fortress' directed by Akira Kurosawa. Rediscover the movie magic of George Lucas being a toy selling huckster that didn't even come up with the best stories in his cobbled together universe about space wizards.

Conservatives make life so hell in Bumbleweed that your only choice is complicity in foreign adventures, a lifetime of flinching every time a car backfires, and smug fucks trying to shake your hand and say 'thank you for your service.'. Your VA appointment has been moved to August, 2039.

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I think my main ass-itch about the whole Honoring #Vets thing is they died for oil and profit margins. Spent like poker chips by billionaires who don't give a shit those same troops are coming home mentally and physically broken like toys of a spoiled child.

This entire thread is gold.

Cool. Nationalize their businesses in California. You wanna fuck off to a neofeudalist red state? Your revenue streams won't be following.

If I say my shitty one bedroom, rat filled apartment in a 8 floor walkup is a ballroom, can I apply for a $300,000,000 loan that will never need to be paid back? ...asking for everyone working paycheck to paycheck while our bosses gorge themselves.

It's almost as if thinking about each other and societal safety nets fucking work...

A lot of the world is awakening to the fact they don't need the US' horseshit to thrive.

Hey, remember when this fuckwit was talking about Brown People (™) coming in to mass rape white people? He started this populist shit.

Bully wants victim to stop wailing on them after picking fight with said victim. This war can end today if Putin steps down.

"sLeEpY BiD3N¡" Screamed every Russian shill for 18 months in the runup to the election...

A safe haven from extradition...

Holy shit this is the kind of thing you see the Keynote Speaker at CPAC accused of...

The scorched cat scrotum that swims in open sewage and mutilates raccoon corpses has no fucking reason to be our Health Secretary...

Can confirm. Got a banana tree in the parlour that we've already up-potted twice, and we're looking at needing to do it again.

[Operation Paperclip has entered the chat]

Or, orrrrrrrr... Here me out; We don't make life hell for anyone who's not an old, rich, gross, billionaire pædo...

FarnsworthGoodNewsMeme! I *finally* cracked the issue of why my #3dprinter was failing prints. I did *all* of the suggesteds, but it took a friend who lives locally to say 'what temp is your print room?'.

And no fucking billionaires or 'grindsets'. Let me chill with a cat in my lap and have a social safety net not dependent on how much money I can make my boss.

Without gerrymandering, no conservative would ever hold office again.

It's kind of crazy how many people on what is nominally my side of the political aisle scream 'aMeRiCa HaS AlWaYs BeEn LiKe tHiS!' as if aiming for loftier, more noble goals is something possible. Focus that cloud of anger into a thunderbolt of change.

Today is #TaxDay in the US. This is your reminder that the #IRS could just tell you how much you owe, but QuickBooks lobbys to keep them from doing so, because they make money hand over fist under the current setup.

Uh, yeah it was Davey. Punching down is shit comedy. Punching up is what comedy is best used for.

Correct on all points.

It's Bread *and* Roses! We're allowed nice things. The #Left isn't a monastic order dedicated to self flagellation and pecking orders. This is your notification that you're allowed to post nice things in appreciation of them. Yes, things are shit. We're also working on making it better.

Remove the current conservative Justices, expand the Court to 13, one for each Circuit.

Timeline Cleanse: It's important to keep an eye on what the cruel and powerful want to do to us, but slake yourself on a pic of my beloved #cat, Bigge Boi. 14 years old and still cock-of-the-walk.

I'd like to (respectfully) borrow this for dealing with shitheads, clownshoes, trolls and other assorted hobbyless, maidenless weirdos on this here internet.

"It's not stone-age religious fundamentalism when *we* do it!" --DecDef Chugsy 'Nazi Tattoos' Kegsbreath.

It's crazy that my government can find $1,500,000,000,000 to fund an unpopular war used as a distraction from the sitting President's child rape accusations, but I need to hustle to find $40 to pay for medicine that makes me a productive member of society.

You all remember when Biden would make the faintest mistake and the news cycle wouldn't shut the fuck up about it for months on end?

The next time I want to see 🍊 on TV is at his #ICC trial in The Hague for crime against humanity.

If these journos wanted to make a *real* statement none of them would be there. No guests, No entertainment acts, Nothing but that dumb orange fuck sitting in a quiet room with no cameras on him. That's how you make a fuckin' statement. Don't give him the spotlight.

How to tell if a country is healthy. Well, for one thing a major newspaper isn't owned by an oligarch and used for the sole purpose of pretending a child rapist is popular in the country. JFC WaPo, you used to be a real newspaper. You'd skewer Dems nonstop for less.

Inshallah.

An in-house chapel should be something that doesn't exist. Something, something, separation of church and state, something.

/youth pastor turning his chair around before sitting in it. "You know who else took a Friday off...?"

My therapist: "The Charles Barkley Blimp isn't real, it can't hurt you..."

Kicking out people who have a long and storied career of being political animals, as well as understanding how to get boots to the boots on the ground, who *also* take umbrage with the current, and incredibly stupid Occupier in the White House, is how you create the officer corps of a rebellion...

Fascism does not nor ever will make room for women, brown people, or poors. They are all, at *best*, stupid but useful. ...until they're no longer useful.

Fine, time to wade into 'the disk horse'. There is no ethical consumption of JoKo's Bullshit Parade Because She's Mad The Original Cast Hates Transphobes.

Does... Does Andy not understand *all science fiction is political and a reflection of the times they're written in*‽ Shit, no wonder self-appointed 'intellegencia' love his work...

President Mean Girls, everyone...