I hope you enjoy my clock

Don't you deign talk to me like a human you corn package

El Mariachi (1992) Director: Robert Rodriguez Cast: Roberto Martínez, Carlos Gallardo, Peter Marquardt Watch Review wp / wd

"fuck you gay asshole. put more feet in your movies. love the rape stuff though 👍"

THE FUCK HAPPENS IN THIS SHOW? I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT SPACEMEN

Ben Affleck is using the "apple technique" from a Netflix murder show to hijack his addiction to cigarettes.

In like 10 months we're gonna get an absolutely dogshit "red button/blue button" movie it will be like Don't Look Up but somehow worse

"I'll stand in front of you And take the girth of your load Erection" - Sexual Massive Attack

It's so fucked up we didn't get a Chris Fitzpatrick movie like Hot Rod

Elon Musk now quibbling with how OpenAI's attorney is asking yes or no questions. He invokes the "have you stopped beating your wife" fallacy, to which Judge Gonzalez Rogers responds, “No, we aren’t going to go there.”

I wrote one good piece in my creative non-fiction workshop this year and everyone immediately started telling me to submit to these journals I felt like I was going crazy. The fuck do you mean "n+1" thats not a magazine thats a flash game about a ninja

Man I picked a really good time to start watching The Leftovers huh

I haven't played 428 Shibuya Scramble in a while, I completely forgot it opens with Professor Leland Palmer at the RR Diner and then a stop at the Log Lady Cabaret Club. Everyone needs to apologize to Swery right now

Happy 4/28 Day, the game is $9.99 on Steam buff.ly/PGTL3eb Deck playable

The #InterfaceX26 festival continues on Steam! #fakeos #indiedev kotaku.com/steams-inter...

Would it be crazy to say that Pod About List is like the Tanker Mission to Joe Box's Plant

i recommend mlb to anyone who’s a baseball fan. if you happen to be familiar with names like jair jurrjens or kevin seitzer, guess which league they played in? mlb. they have a league website and they’ve got brick and mortar stadiums all over the country you can see in person. it’s a legit operation

She Aimeeng on my Mann til our Voices Carry

6. Coachella

Hey Jesse, it feels like you're being unfair. Now, I haven't scrolled up to see the image, but the way you're acting is as if it looks like a piece of ripped drywall or something. Or maybe like it's made of a thick and cummy glue that dried. And that's just not possible. Anyway, now to scroll up

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

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Temporarily suspending my view that nostalgia is the bedrock of fascism to show you this incredible little app. atmoxp.nrempel.com

I hope the Amazing Digital Circus movie starts like this

On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, we watch AGENT CODY BANKS, the 2003 family spy comedy starring Frankie Muniz as a teenage CIA operative! Joining us is writer, director, actor, and one-third of The Lonely Island, Jorma Taccone! Exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!

selecting the window seat and immediately closing the shade to protect my fellow passengers from witnessing the blasphemy of human flight

Can't believe the Phils are 8-16, probably 8-17 by the end of the day, and I'm still planning on moving to Philly

Just learned there are people who hate the bit in Oceans 12 where Julia Roberts' character has to pretend to be the real Julia Roberts as part of the heist. That is baffling to me it's such a good gag

happy birthday to Sledgehammer, one of the most iconic needledrops in cinema history in Children of Men (2006)

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

we all know I have no life, so:

Out of curiosity has anybody in here played the end of Hypnospace Outlaw

Whenever they do the next Despicable Me there should be a bit where the minions play Russian roulette with the fart gun

Festivalgoers are worried about Beck after the singer repeatedly calls himself a loser in rambling performance

Artist and colorist Jack Adler. #SupermanDay

I enjoy it

Hi I'm a Prestige TV Character. I listen to The Showrunner's Favorite Genre Of Music constantly to drown out my Traumatic Flashbacks

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I got Matrix Revolutions on DVD

If Bruce Lee Had Lived

You may be right Noel may be forty

Things you shouldn't do according to the guy from Muse - kid yourself - fool yourself - grow up too fast - embrace the past WHAT SHOULD I DO, MR. MUSE??

Just finished the first season of The Leftovers. I love the Remnants so much. Just stand there and aura farm ladies