Just realized there are young people on here who probably never read it. Listen, Gamer Dilbert never happens without Marijuana Simpson. archive.org/details/2332...

Boston lawyer ads: Trust Me, I’m a Wicked Good Lawyah 😀 Philly lawyer ads: Jawn!! JAWN!!! 🫵

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

masterpiece

There are no words for how evil this is

This is so cool. Putting on formal dress and standing around on a Thursday night talking about how dope the president is. Laughing in unison at stuff that isn't quite a joke. It's on TV so everyone can watch and think about how fun it'd be to be there, doing that, too. Cash bar. No food of any kind.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

We’ve got a surprise restock coming to our store tomorrow- the BUNNY shirt, UNIT shirt and MEGA64TRIX hat will all get a refreshed supply. This is our last restock for a while, so it’s a great time to finally commit to looking stunning. Up at 11AM PT tomorrow (Friday 11/7)

AMC I don't think I want that.

I just backed GOBBLE FANTASY 2003, I want to gobble fantastically www.kickstarter.com/projects/gob...

So funny that there's an editor named Yorgos Lamprimos. That is not quite the right name man

To quote @helldude.bsky.social "if the judge starts quoting poetry at the beginning of an opinion, you're fucked."

This label is preventing people from realizing The Joke of Bart Simpson (Rude) youtu.be/uXKoiJrEUtI?...

you asked, we answered. the stinky mold bread returns to subway this december

AGE 7: clubbed to death is the greatest farking song evarrr AGE 17: i once believed that we could never fully appropriate the flesh. but the deep secret we're bred to forget is that the mind is flesh as well. i understand completely AGE 27: clubbed to death is the greatest farking song evarrr

The Brie Bastard Meets The Cheddar Chud

Approx. 800 times better than the version on Haunted (which is already a really really good song) www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkr7...

serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them

"In a horror story there are only ghosts and goblins." - Alan Wake

Do you guys remember when Discovery Channel was all specials called like, Dragons: Gorgeous Imaginings or Real Steeds or Flame

simplymindy08: new lip shade what do you guys think? 💋 mindofmarie: cabbag e panch beverlywinstone: mother cabbage missing her grown baby all this years lulubooty: homesick for the cabbige leafs? 🥬 sandyandshore: anyone tell you you look like one of those dolls they yank from the lettuce dirt

Repair Video xkcd.com/3163/

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life

The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Q-UP is out NOW on Steam! 1. flip a coin on the internet 2. 50% heads, 50% tails 3. flip another coin it's $8.99 ... but more importantly it's $7.99 if you already own Unfair Flips s.team/a/3730790

I do not care for Billy Joel's music for the most part but I think Scenes From An Italian Restaurant is a genuinely perfect song

And now, the 21-microwave salute. VVVVRRRRRRERRRRRR

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW

2026 Primary Woke Wave

double dare you music.apple.com/us/album/hey...

Please check all that apply

Personally my favorite "Evil Malcolm" episode is the one in Always Sunny where Evil Malcolm bites one of Dee's fingers off

Gen Z Palpatine

lolololol Mamdani isn't winning because of his policy it's because kids these days are always stuck inside on their damn phone!!

BTW, I would really like @consumerreports.org to watch this video and perhaps start breathing down the necks of those big companies for forcing everyone into using pre-dosed products. That's the opposite of pro-consumer, imo. youtu.be/DAX2_mPr9W8

Someone on the other site posted wallace shawn canvassing for Zohran Mamdami and I will never miss a moment to post one of the most moving pieces of writing ever written by an American Socialist... www.thenation.com/article/cult...

of the two main candidates in the nyc mayoral race i can only imagine one of them doing this

Is Dick Cheney In Hell? A Wonkvestigation! It's not a hell party without Old Dick. By @marciej.bsky.social www.wonkette.com/p/is-dick-ch...

Alarmed Taylor Swift Watches As Travis Kelce Prints Out Buffalo Wild Wings Catering Menu https://theonion.com/alarmed-taylor-swift-watches-as-travis-kelce-prints-out-buffalo-wild-wings-catering-menu/

Onion and Mustard Suite, Third Movement

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR YOURSELF!

con air (1997)

I choose to believe that every mood can be described by a Beck album on a scale from Sea Change to Midnite Vultures