Charlie Brown is an ally. His life is in shambles but so is yours.

In memory of all the winning bowls enjoyed over the years

Walter Krunkite

Had to steal this from the Remixed Nancy Bushmiller on Facebook.

Two malls, both alike in dignity, in fair Hadley Mass where we lay our scene The Mountain Farms Mall had 4 theaters. Hampshire Mall across the street had 4, later 6. All were shoeboxes with the crenulated red drapes on the walls; all were run by AMC. Saw a lot of $2.25 twilight shows at both.

MECHABUNNY

I'm wearing this hat everywhere I go tomorrow

logging back on after 3 day suspension

Since I've been thinking bout Red Dwarf recently I'd like to point out how prescient the show was in the late 80s when 3 of its 5 main characters were beings with artificial intelligence, all of them batshit insane while adhering to their programming and in Rimmer's case also completely insufferable

"Outback Steakhouse: No Rules, Just Right" replaced an earlier slogan, "Outback Steakhouse: Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law"

I think I made this on accident while learning Empyrion: Galactic Survival's build mode

another toque-wearing canadian stereotype, I see

for generations american men have been mainstream taught that it's okay, they don't have to be aware of or deal with their emotions, that any feeling can be easily sublimated into performative anger and/or machismo so now we get to deal with the natural end result of this, which is sociopathy

Things this podcaster has said (phonetic spellings) Sixteen em em Warner Broze Sadder (satire)

This is, as @rmd1023.bsky.social says, possibly the most Mastodon thing that has ever Mastodonned.

Twice this week the Atrius pharmacy has robocalled ST with the announcement that a much-needed prescription was in, and twice I've gone to pick it up only to be told "oh it'll be in tomorrow" Fool me once, fuck you Fool me twice, fuck you

when your bowl is completely empty

absolute filth on Antiques Roadshow

I named my Chrono Trigger save poorly and now I have to live with being creeped out by the game, part two of ???

[purchases skis, then throws them out the window] they're just going outside, may be some time

No footage is known to exist of Bowie's short-lived Margaret Keane period so how he got his eyes to do that will remain a mystery for the ages

Thank you Five Guys for the unexpected triple cheeseburger, I'll take all the protein I can get at this point

Let the rain showerrrrr Let the love flowerrrrr

Tybalt Autolycus Taaffe, the clown prince of cats and snapper-upper of unconsidered trifles, the sweetest cat I have ever known and the one with the most toes (seven or eight on each front paw, five on each back). Gone two years ago today, gone far far too soon, and I miss him dearly

/ 1 THING THAT IS DIFFERENT ABOUT THESE PROTESTS 2DAY IN BOSTON / EUSHE LOCAL MEDIA HAS LIVE HELICOPTER FEEDS OVER PROTESTS HALF THIS SIZE / BUT NOT SO MUCH 2DAY

Meanwhile, over on Mastodon: mastodon.social/@mhoye/11586...

the chain that once proudly ran a trailer featuring a customer complaining about being told to not use their phone in the auditorium has decided to drop their policy and side with the customer fuck alamo drafthouse, seriously if they no longer have respect for movies then I have no respect for them

hey didja see a new video just dropped did you watch it yet huh did you go and get every frame of a murder seared into your eyes yet huh didja didja huh well don't worry if you missed it cause it'll come down the feed again in a few minutes from someone else asking hey didja see a new video just dro

the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs

5 months & 22 day exposure from Fort Point looking across the harbor to South Station Tower #solargraphy #pinholephotography

well the Humanoid Boogie's gonna get to Number One in the char-char-char-char-charts voted by the people-eople-eople-eople-eople-eople of the record-buying publicoid www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgAz...

time for MOVIE REVIEWIES with SPATCH C.H.O.M.P.S. (1979, dir. Don Chaffey) in one MST3K invention exhange Joel shares the Porkarina, a musical instrument that plays the wacky grunting music used on shows like Green Acres Hanna-Barbera had a similar instrument in the late 70s with a wah-wah pedal

Cannot be overstated how funny it is to watch Spenser and Hawk go bombing around Boston, getting in car chases and gun fights, and they keep just using, like, yosemite Sam gunshot sound effects

The boat noodle from Dakzen tonight is vision quest-level atomic, which is nice

The Boston Massacre discussion reminds me of something There's a re-enactment every year at the Old State House and every year the modern crowd will heckle the lobsterbacks but when they start with "go home!" they are stopped by the the re-enactors who say "this is a British colony, sir, I AM HOME"

may they die alone afraid screaming for help which will not come may their last moments of consciousness contain all the fear they sought to spread may the fear return to cradle them out of existence may the void bring them the peace they denied the world this is my blessing this is my benediction

Garfield: His Nine Lives proved conclusively that Jim Davis is, above all, a real freak at heart, and bits of knowledge like this provide both corroboration and the much-needed backstory for it

Frank Gorshin's Rod Steiger impression was hilarious: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bawp...

curated 80s streaming channel played fun boy three's "the lunatics (have taken over the asylum)" and then they did ultravox' "dear god" and I'm like I see you, channel programmer, I know, I know, and this is what the music is for my friend, thank you

who up just burning doing the neutron dance www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOsc...

after a week of no response while we kept emailing the property manager about the broken kitchen sink, like our last contact from them was wednesday, we just now get a phone call. it is 4:00. somebody is coming in half an hour. hope you didn't have plans THIS IS NOT HOW YOU FUCKING DO THINGS