I GET KNOCKED DOWN I DONT GET UP AGAIN I REALLY LIKE IT ON THE GROUND I STAY KNOCKED DOWN I DONT GET UP AGAIN ITS REALLY COMFY ON THE GROUND

If you’re a comics fan, you should read Pogo and Krazy Kat If you’re a comics artist, you should check out Captain Easy and Thimble Theatre (Popeye) If you’re a comics writer, you should investigate Peanuts and Nancy And also, I chose these at random. Swish em around

On one of her first mornings home, kitten Hestia sat by a screen window watching & listening to birds outside; I watched her swivel her ears independently like radar dishes as she eagerly discovered the world around her Sonya took this pic tonight of Hestia still enjoying what we call Bird Theater

Danny Tanner’s kids gave him shit for listening to disco which when Full House was airing was approximately 10-15 years in the past which would be the equivalent of my kid giving me shit for listening to “thrift shop” by Macklemore

doot doot doot here I come I'm gonna yuck someone's yum cause god forbid you like something I haaaaaate

Our Hestia was a foster kitten whose semi-feral mama was rescued from a cat hoarder's house before giving birth We met her and her brother Autolycus when they were two weeks old. Toly immediately picked Sonya as His Person; Hestia mostly slept so we thought she'd be a hearth cat, a home guardian

Y'know it really is amazing that this piece of human fucking flotsam ever had the nerve to make the claim that he was in it to help humanity when all he's really into is ushering in a new dark age

Happy 12th birthday to this little ball of fire

We got AI to re-write “Hello, world!” (9,200 lines of Rust, 6,200 of Go, 7,100 of TypeScript, REST api available at

WHY ARE YOU HOLLERING

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this is why the utility poles in somerville often look like the results of hideous grafting experiments

News: As you might have heard, our Judge and Scorekeeper, with a voice on loan to God, Bill Kurtis, is stepping down from “Wait Wait” at the end of May. chicago.suntimes.com/arts-and-cul...

I know somebody loves me cause they got me shortbread rounds

brb, climbing into the time stasis chamber and setting the dial for "AI bubble pops"

Many a long year ago, I interviewed Dudley Sutton, who said his entire role as Tinker consisted of exclaiming “you were right Lovejoy!”

Every now and then there's an insult that makes me have to stare off into the distance for a second as rusty old mental subroutines run to reorient my world view

“Bluesky pianists’ expertise suddenly becoming relevant to issues of US military spending” was not on my bingo card but here we are

beautiful splash panel

normalize giving the killing bite at restaurants

And how will the Iron Chef fight back? THE HEAT WILL BE ON

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

remember when that cronenberg movie 'existenz' came out and it seemed like a fun and silly conceit for there to be freedom fighters taking on corporate conglomerates in an attempt to protect consensus reality from an ocean of digital hallucination

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

What do you want to bet this little tantrum on the WaPo's opinion page is because someone ahead of Professor Jakub Grygiel in the queue at some coffee shop had an elaborate coffee order and he hasn't been able to let it go ever since

Jello Biafra is currently hospitalized but stable. Speaking for the Alternative Tentacles family, we are all just very thankful he is okay and getting the care that he needs. We will update you all as we are able.

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music Several dozen folks did Some even dubbed music over the original clip. I haven't been able to get this out of my head. So I give you A Bluesky exclusive: Reservoir Ducks 🐣 🪶

In #JapaneseFolklore, mokumokuren is a strange supernatural phenomenon occurring when the shoji (paper sliding doors) in buildings get old and damaged. Over time, the holes transform into disembodied eyeballs which peer out at you. While this yokai is not particularly... #MythologyMonday 1/2

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

i had to know why someone gave this nearby island one star and i'm not disappointed by what i found

Cartoonist & fashion designer Gladys Parker. She created the comic strip Mopsy that ran for nearly three decades, and in WWII, she created the strip Betty G.I. for the Women’s Army Corps. #InternationalWomensDay  #InternationalWomensDay2026

If you can find it there was a great track from a Woodstock mashup album which put Missy Elliott and Pink with Country Joe and the Fish's live "Rock & Soul Music" and it was a good time

SOME GIZMO

Webster's house, after they moved out of the apartment building, had a secret passage to a hidden room & that's my choice; always go with secret passages Kid Spatch would have ignored the sitcom aspect & said The Captain's House (good morning, Captain!) or the department store from Today's Special

this is when you give the look of extreme disappointment and frustrated annoyance tempered by the glance of pity that says oh son, I don't know what life choices you made that led you to this, but

That time Enid Blyton jumped on the football hooliganism bandwagon.

You better fucking believe I'm spiraling

Happy International Women’s Day to Ask Wendy columnist Wilbur Weston

portrait of the artist as a young man in another decade (camp counselor at a long-gone hippy camp on lake winnipesaukee)

Our friend Electro-Matic has been tagged

I once had a dream Gary Oldman starred in a sitcom called “Mr. Old Man” where he was a high school teacher and his students teased him by calling him Mr. Old Man.

mfw springing forward

This floppy is like the TARDIS. It might look like a normal 1.2mb floppy, but apparently it has 4 gigs of bad sectors on it!

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

freaks trying to convince everyone else that the ai is alive because they want a person they’re allowed to enslave