Stand by fire drill.

Up periscope. Rig for depth charge.

If you see a shark, Hooper, swallow!

All right, Commissioner, fasten your safety belt!

Here lies the body of Mary Lee / Died at the age of 103 / For 15 years she kept her virginity / Not a bad record for this vicinity.

See you got your rubbers.

This isn't no Boy Scout picnic.

Come on, Chief.

Better get it right, squirt, or I throw your ass out the little round window on the side!

Front, bow. Back, stern.

Daylight's wasting!

Break it up, will you, Chief?

Tell them I'm going fishing.

What am I going to tell the kids?

Don't use the fireplace in the den...

He scares me.

Colorful, isn't he?

That's got to be Quint.

Young girls just ain't quite smart like their grandmothers were.

Goddamn women today, they can't handle nothing.

Son of a bitch!

I put an extra pair of glasses in your black socks and there's the stuff for your nose, the zinc oxide and Blistex is in the kit.

Yes.

Did you take your Dramamine?

And so nevermore shall we see you again...

For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston...

Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain...

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies...

Our shark.

Shark's in the water.

Cage goes in the water? You go in the water?

You go inside the cage?

Anti-shark cage?

An anti-shark cage.

A portable shower or a monkey cage?

What have you got here?

When I was a boy, every squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a swordfisherman.

Jesus H. Christ!

Take that stuff down below and you lash it secure, all right?

Some kind of half-assed astronaut?

What are you?

temperature gauge, spear guns, SMG...

Sample bottles, dye marker, flares, safety float

Tail rope, eye splice, M-1, handy billy, pliers, irons...

Straight-jet, killing lance.

You got him.

I'll take him for ballast, Chief.

You're on board my vessel, I'm mate, master, pilot and I'm captain.

It's my vessel.

Yeah, it's your charter, it's your party.