It’s really awful that the Byzantines would ritually mutilate former rulers to keep them from taking the throne again but on the other hand this did mean no one had to suffer through episodes of the Nikephoros Bryennios Podcast Hour.

DMing a woman a blurry picture of a cat with wet eyes and saying "this lowkey reminds me of you when your eepy" while standing in an unfinished basement with an abnormally low resting heart rate

I like Avatar but this is a trvke unfortunately.

37 y/o Finn Wolfhard: Friends are a family. And families. never. give. up. Noah Schnapp: besties, let's unpack some of the "genocide" myths people have been spreading about Israel. First off,

placeholder for when majorie taylor green gets a glowing post-congress profile about how she’s living life to the fullest as the crossfit trainer for the eugenics couple

In the old days of showbiz, a "triple threat" meant someone who could sing, act, and dance. Today's showbiz triple threat is someone who uses Blender, has an Ableton Push, and is a Letterboxd comedy reviewer with 500+ followers

Letting your oven preheat while you go away for the weekend >>>

seeing a lot of "leftists" arguing about electoralism, reform vs revolution, how to reach the masses... You wanna do something actually useful instead of arguing online? Help me and my adventuring party find Dick Cheney's Phylactery. We have but a fortnight until he returns from the dead

Groomda has an Ice Form? THE Groomda? hard to believe… but based on what I’ve seen in NYC anything is possible

Dylan going electric was super controversial at the time but his turntablism period was surprisingly well received by fans.

This is the plot of Hellraiser 3 btw

My studios next game is called WarStrikers. It's an extraction shooter set in a world where "Runners" acquire "Tech" and "Artifacts" and "Upload" them for various factions. Everything looks like it was bought from the Unity Asset store clearance shelf. It cost 500 million dollars

343 GUILTY SPARK: You're absolutely right — last time you asked me, if it was my choice, if I would do it. I was incorrect to say you hadn't. Let's go over why we should activate the installation: 1) The Flood is more than dangerous; it's deadly.

My 600lb Reich

Benson Boone Hits Different in the Eternal Pain Dimension

Fuck...I just imagined this guy in front of me at the Alex G show is a male manipulator matcha bisexual. This fanbase is so fucked these days

i saw a tiktok about how rapping in childhood is a sign of psychosis and i can't stop thinking about it

I run a YouTube account which posts a lot of videos titled like "Bill Hader Being An Absolute Unhinged Taurus for 43 Minutes." All of the ad revenue goes towards supporting the brave mujahedin of the Islamic State

Blender WIP pic from a project I did for the upcoming Hellavision Television episode. Gonna post it as a standalone sometime after the full episode goes up online!

General: (on radio) Your weapons are powered by the guilt you feel over your dead wife. By harnessing Silent Hill’s fog energy you can unlock new Guilt Battle Stances. I’m marking a deposit of Guiltonium on your minimap

Windows 11 launch has fully turned me into one of those millennial/ Gen X open source guys. Cory Doctorow I'll never make fun of Little Brother ever again

Showing up to the RFK JR Autism Congressional Hearings waving an enormous manilla folder labeled "The Living Tombstone"

Adam Sessler on X-Play pulling an NES Zapper out of a paper bag

Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

Charlie Kirk news is disheartening - another example of why artists should always check in with the community when they're on tour

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

Look, No one is a bigger fan of The Adventure Zone than I am. Travis McElroy is a huge part of why I came out as nonthreatening. But the fact that none of the brothers have publicly addressed the telepathic messages they've been sending me each night via my microwave is deeply concerning

One of the post-08 recession trends we don't talk about is that action movie heroes stopped dual-wielding guns and switched to one tactically aimed pistol. Austerity Armory

Would love to play a mid-budget indie game with minimalist graphics about transforming a wasteland into a lush environment. Maybe with simple traversal mechanics and a protagonist wearing some kind of physics enabled cloth. Unfortunately no such game exists

Threads (1984)

Naked Gun in theaters at the same time as Superman directed by James Gun(n). And they're both in theaters at the same time as Weapons (what a gun is). And the BANKS control the FLOW of the CURRENT-CY

Therapist just switched out the normal chair I sit in to one of those metal stools from restaurants

Bark March Liza Honer. Sinson's

Eddington or; John Ford's The SearchBars

Red Ring of Death #28, “It’s About Fucking Time.”, circa 2006. The first (and certainly not the last) strip to focus on Shawn’s long-held animosity towards former Attack of the Show host Kevin Pereira, along with his uncomfortable obsession with Olivia Munn.

I want to play Death Stranding 2 very badly but I refuse to have a PS5 in my house. It's so fucking ugly I can't stand it

Democrats, you cannot allow Trump to get ahead of you on this. If you want to secure votes for the midterms, you need to support the deportation of Elon Musk

Flashing in the East, flashing in the West, Grasping and releasing the world at will. Ruling over a thousand-ri defense line The Mayor is on the move. The Chukjibeop once used by the Supreme Leader Today, the Mayor employs it. The tactics of Paektu, miraculous tactics The Mayor employs them!

At a reelection rally, Adams demonstrates his phase shift ability to a crowd of supporters

Steve Mnuchin being a producer on Inherent Vice feels like a plot point in Inherent Vice

Your cover for this operation is Curt Pamplemousse, an antique musical instrument dealer from Quebec. Your personality has been described as terse and overly precise.

Just gotta repress some of my most traumatic experiences....aaaand I just developed a split personality who's a twisted mirror of myself. Perfect

funniest thing happened at work today: turns out my unorthodox methods, once considered dangerous and heretical, are the only strategies that can save us from an enemy whose tactics are, some might say, as unconventional as my own

The closer I get to 30 the more I can sense the extended Jeff Lynne discography lurking just outside my field of vision

I love bending reality to my will but I would never, ever, ever wish someone into the cornfield I promise

hapless_townie53: I miss the outside world :/ I wish the sky wasn't pitch black at night Future Cornfield Victims☑️ (quote tweeting): yep, found one 👇👇👇