whenever i play geoguessr it reminds me of last year when I was unemployed for three months and played geoguessr every day. the geoguessr free trial tune to me is the music of unemployment

Genuinely where are people watching nirvana the band the show. They're still playing the movie at Alamo and I'm gonna probably see it Tuesday but I want to know what the hell the deal of it is first. But I'm not buying season one on amazon

one opinion i have is that the cutesy modernized Nancy comics are no good, and also the broader practice of modernizing 100 year old comics is no good. stuff can retire after a while

Lawbert

I've decided to spend 50 years writing an insanely detailed biography of Lyndon B. Johnson

Daylight saving time really snuck up on me this year

I think someone should give me $30 billion

in what will likely prove to be a mistake, I am having a rare second cup of coffee today

the expedition 33 boss Goblu is named that because everybody at Sandfall are big Michigan fans

I like that meme of the guy who goes to Chinese heaven. He just didn't expect it would be Chinese is all

One thing I've wondered about for a long time is where this toucan in The Wizard of Oz came from. Where would a 1939 Hollywood production get a toucan

They should have found a word that starts with M to throw in the title of one battle after another so the abbreve could be OBAMA. that would have been, like, allegorical

Developing some even bigger opinions than ever before

I've been on a book buying spree lately. I finished the book that had been weighing me down all last year and it made me feel like there are so many more books I have to read

Remember a couple months ago when people pretended they can't picture an apple in their head

I have decided to fire DHS chief Kristi Noem

I invented the thing of ted cruz being the zodiac killer

I think lead, the element, should come in a unit called a broaf. So you could buy a loaf of bread and a broaf of lead

Love is a many several thing

You know it never really occurred to me until now that the green light under the escalator might just be there for aesthetic reasons. There's not some critical piece of escalator machinery that produces green light as a byproduct. It's on purpose

Dad's dad was a milkman and then worked in some kind of logistics job for a school for a long time. Mom's dad worked in a plastic factory I think. He made some bowls I still use. Both were also in Army but only mom's dad did any fighting. And I do social media spreadsheets

Looking like I might be the new Texas senate nominee

Jim Vicinity. He's always nearby

I have a lot of ebitda

guy who gets isekai'd into a universe where the only difference is Robert from game of thrones was named Marvin Baratheon. it takes him eight months to notice he's in a different universe

I'd like to be in charge of naming streets. Let me rename all the numbered streets in New York. 263rd street is now Horpman Lane. Somebody asks me who's Horpman, don't worry about it

Computer

I haven't been watching any of the Game of Thrones spinoffs but I've been reading the asoiaf wiki a lot lately because all the places in that world that the books will never go are super interesting to me. I like to know about the land of the Ifequevrons and Sothoros and stuff like that

Thinking about plateaus

This is one of those onion articles that is funny but just needed to be a headline and not a full article because the article is just the joke of the headline repeated 30 times

I love to "mark all as read"

I broke my Balatro high score with a 2.4 billion chip hand. This is bush league for good players but for me (jitka) it's my very best I can do

Was thinking about checking out the show Industry but I saw on wiki it has a character named "Sweetpea Golightly" and I don't want to encourage things like that

You don't seem to hear a lot about the pope's weird brothers anymore

I've never really been a horror games guy. Resident Evil and Silent Hill have never felt like games I actually could buy and play. They're just part of the cultural backdrop but not something to participate in. Similar to the Dragonball franchise in that way

Sometimes I'll go to a used bookstore and look around at all the old paperback pulpy scifi and fantasy and westerns from the 70s and 80s and whatnot that I'll never read and think about all the hours people spent on writing all those and then they all got published too

i realize how stupid it is to even think about this but i was thinking about the in-universe backstory of the GTA games. You can see how Liberty City might get that name, they change it from New York after the revolution or whatever, but how did they land on Vice City. it's not even a pun

I think about America almost every day

One thing not a lot of people know about me is that I'm not made of atoms. I'm just one big solid block

I have used this exact leg machine many times and this is not impressive. This specific leg machine is extremely easy. They add one or two machines to every gym that seem impressive but are actually still really easy even with a lot of weights on it and that's what this is. This man is a fraud

Every seven or eight years or so I get on a real sunflower seed kick, destroying all of my tastebuds with sodium. It's good to kill all your tastebuds and grow new ones every once in a while. Helps improve flavor

I know I haven't played a pokemon game since gold/silver in 2001 but the new starters are no good. the last couple rounds of starters had at least one good or cute one. these new ones are no good

To me one of the funniest podcast moments is when Tom and Demi from bst.png do their impression of Paul F. Tompkins as Pinhead from Hellraiser. "You solved my cube!"

I'm very interesting

Crinkling

Once in a while I try to research things like 'What were NFTs supposed to do' or 'what are some of the rules of cricket' but it never works. It doesn't stick in my head

Certain phrases will stay in my mind forever and one of them is a picture I remember seeing on the internet in like 2004 of a Japanese T-shirt that had a picture of a banana on it with the caption "All yellow? Or flecked with brown" and for whatever reason that phrase has really stuck with me

The two biggest laughs I've gotten from a TV show in recent years are this and "Crindy" from Arrested Development so the lesson we learn is if you want to get me good, do a bit where someone is challenged to come up with someone's name and they blurt the first thing they can think of

Mr. Parles "The Egg Man" Plubbins

Every time I listen to an episode of Hollywood Handbook it makes me wonder why I listen to other podcasts. I'm on a multi-year catchup on every other podcast I'm interested in and then I'm going to go back and listen to all of them