Getting some #pancakes

Whenever I go for my run I pass this mailbox shadow and I always appreciate how perfectly centered on the sidewalk it is. Doesn't hang off the edges at all. Really scratches an itch for me for some reason

Today's comedy bang bang is a good one

It seems weird to me that Shatner is Canadian

one of my bigger failings in media consumption is that i haven't listened to The Best Show in a long time

I feel like they should have come up with a better name for the Earth's crust than "crust". "Crust" makes it sound nasty. You never want to see crust

A good way to understand me is I'm the kind of person who used to think Can "I'm So Green" would have been a great song to play over the end credits of an Incredible Hulk movie, but now thinks that would be hack and I'd never work in Hollywood again if I suggested it at a production meeting

I think people gotta stop saying the trivia factoid about "the skin is the largest organ." that's not what people mean when they say organ. Organ is a blob inside you that does something. Skin is its own thing. Largest organ is probably intestines or liver or lungs. Not skin

I should be allowed to delete other peoples' social media accounts. I don't ask for much power other than that. I don't even have to have the military at my disposal or anything. I just want to be able to ban people from the internet at will and permanently

I forgot to run the dishwasher overnight so all my mugs are dirty still. What a pain

Learned today that you are not allowed to change your name after getting married in Quebec. I don't think anyone should have to change their name when they get married but it's weird that you are flat out not allowed to in Quebec. What a weird place

I like it when a TV show or an ad has someone using what is obviously a Macbook but they cover the Apple logo like it makes it a mystery. Man what brand of gray metallic laptop with a light up logo exactly in the center of the cover could you be using

Legitimate Businessman

Sometimes I'll think about how I don't really know what something I take for granted all the time actually is. Like what is vinegar. No one knows

The apartment next door to mine is being used as some kind of airbnb or vrbo or something but i cannot find where it's listed online. How are all these people finding it

A Halal Bros just opened near me. I've heard of them but don't know their deal. Are they delicious

opening my own secret government base called Area 510. It's ten times more secret than Area 51

Somehow I have been assigned the color cyan in the company Airtable. Anywhere I appear it's in cyan. I don't mind it tbh. Just strange that I'm the cyan guy

there should be a provision of the government called the check with jitka clause, where whenever the government wants to do something they have to see if i like it first and if i don't like it they don't get to do it. Would solve many issues

i'm glad i finally got around to playing Disco Elysium this year. i'd been meaning to for like 6 years. Turns out it was good

I'll bring lacquer to anyone. If two bugs want me to deliver lacquer to somebody I will do it

Sometimes spotify discover weekly gives me good stuff but it's embarrassing this week. it wants me to listen to something called a "bardcore" "medieval cover" of Blinding Lights by The Weeknd and there are also about 8 video game songs

My posts should give haptic feedback. Whenever you read one of my posts your phone should buzz or mouse should rumble, depending on where you're reading it

Politicians and current events should take into account how much work current events create for social listening and brand safety experts. If possible, we should hold off on current events for a bit

I feel like I haven't thought about ostriches in a while. They don't come up too much in my day-to-day

Thinking about becoming a Traveling Wilbury. My persona will be Delayed Wilbury. The Wilbury who shows up 35 years later

From now on I am only going to play video games on fake video game consoles that were made up for 90s Nickelodeon shows or Law and Order. I'm only going to play the Super Pretendo and the GameStation 2, and no matter what game I play it will make arcade beeps and boops and I'll get "the high score"

got An ending of Silksong but there are surely several more endings yet to get

For months I have been stressing over how disorganized all my t-shirts are. Well not anymore. Today I am organizing my t-shirts. And even donating a bunch to Goodwill as well

[perfectly normal everyday speaking voice] Trobbio

I could probably look this up but I have always wondered the origin of Roy Orbison's name. Did Orbis used to be a name in the Middle Ages or something and you never hear it anymore. Like Rollo or Pippin

Christmas is that special time of year

We love the Cogwork Dancers don't we folks

i had a game on my nintendo wishlist for i'd say seven years that I finally bought two days ago because it was on sale for 75% off. I don't know if I'll ever play Into the Breach but it was $4 and now I won't get an email about it from Nintendo twice a month

Little too much parasocial mourning over Adam Scott not winning an Emmy over on X the everything app

Time for some lundtch

I ain't afraid of no ghosts

what's your favorite individual green marble tile from behind the UN speaker's dais? I like the one that's above and slightly to the right of where the speaker's head usually is, the one that's a little darker green than the others

The coffee I made this morning was unusually good. I think I should become a professional coffee chef

I liked the Pitt

I have really been falling behind on my TV watching

I could go for some birthday cake. If it's your birthday today and you have a cake, can I have some?

I post a lot but I don't post about everything I do or think or that happens to me. Some of the stuff of my life isn't for the internet. And I think that's how it should always be

I'm looking forward to playing the game Hades 2 but I prefer to buy physical console games and I don't want to wait two extra months to play it

Earlier today I stated that I don't have any opinions. I would like to apologize and retract this message. The truth is that I have hundreds and hundreds of opinions, each of them more correct and beautiful than the last.

I don't have any opinions

I didn't end up seeing it but I bet that Saturday Night Live movie last year was actually really good

I think if I had to put a number on it I would predict that Nintendo might sell on the order of 15 of those Virtua Boy accessories

you know, i like that there's already a guy named Jeremy Fragrance. if there wasn't already a guy named Jeremy Fragrance I would have eventually invented him. but it's been taken care of

I feel like you don't hear about "got milk" anymore. Guess they figure everybody's got milk by now