I always know if my run was good because when I get home I have to lay down on the floor for an hour

Me

Sometimes I have nothing to say but I want to post something anyway, and when that happens the default instinct I have is to post either "I'm in charge around here" or "I hope someone gives me one million dollars today"

I've always been sort of unnerved and repulsed by Eurovision so it's a net positive to me that everyone else is getting mad at it too. Eurovision is no good

Canonically, in the Marvel Universe, the only places vibranium exists are Wakanda and also I have some. Wakanda has most of it and then there is one random white guy in Marvel Austin that has a chunk of it that he doesn't know what to do with

Do you think the Titanic would have had all the legends and movies about it if it had been named something stupid. Imagine if the Boaty McBoatface people had been around then

I ordered a copy of Pragmata from Gamestop and it's being shipped from the Gamestop store that I believe is the closest Gamestop to Mar-A-Lago

sometimes I'll be sitting around and suddenly chuckle to myself because I remember the Vine where the guy goes "Look at this graaaph"

They should figure out what dark matter is soon. I'm getting bored of having to hear about ohh we don't know what dark matter is ohh it's the biggest unsolved mystery in physics. Figure it out

Someone should give me one million dollars

i will not be playing the game Mixtape. i have no more use for 90s nostalgia at this time. let's move on

There used to be a TV show called "I Was Impaled" that was all about different ways people got impaled

I don't think Peppy sounds southern enough in the new game. He should be an ornery Texan

Thinking about it, it's kind of insane that suspension bridges work. It feels like cheating

I wonder if there's anybody named Ira Roth. There's gotta be. It's only funny if he doesn't work in finance though

Thinking about that guy that went to like 20,000 concerts over the course of 35 years and recorded all of them and gave all the recordings to the internet archive. I can't say this is the way I would want to spend my life but I'm glad somebody did, I guess

I am not opposed to a remake of Star Fox 64. In fact I think it's good. They should make a new game too, however

I kind of think the Nolan Odyssey movie is going to be pretty bad. I'll see it but I think this is gonna be like the Ridley Scott Napoleon one where there are just too many weird/bad choices and it becomes a mess

i am not a big fan of the r-word coming back. using it to me invalidates any other thing the person may say even if they aren't also openly a fascist

I'd like to be an authorized personnel one day. I'd like to see a door that says Authorized Personnel Only and know that means me. I'm Authorized

Saw a guy wearing a shirt of the @alecrobbins.bsky.social I think you should leave egg game, at the post office

I really need to finish Expedition 33. I played it for like 95 hours and then Silksong and Hades 2 came out and I forgot to beat the final boss

Learned that canonically the -tine in the name of the comic book character John Constantine is meant to rhyme with fine, but I've decided to change it back to teen. This is one of those situations where the official thing is wrong

Pleased to announce that I considered thinking about buying the novel that just won the Pulitzer today even before it won a big prize. I almost have wonderful taste

that fake Scorsese movie Goncharov the internet made up a couple months ago's romantic comedy spinoff/parody, Failure to Gonch

Call me when it's the Melt Gala and the celebs are all eating hot ham and cheese sandwiches. Call me then

I renewed my subscription to Disney Plus recently intending to watch Andor because of how good everybody on here says it is, but I just can't make myself watch it. I need to either watch it or cancel my disney/hulu subscription. Just burning $30 a month for no reason

Was reading about the Triple Crown race winners and I know it's so played out but I laughed so hard just seeing Orb on there. Orb the Horse

I'm in charge around here

I've been using the same sheet of stamps since 2016 and I'm about to use my last one to send a mother's day card, and then I'm going to have to figure out how to buy more

I think a lot of the cryptids from Disco Elysium are real. I think the Col Do Ma Ma Daqua is out there

I wonder how much money everyone I know makes

Nice

As someone from Scranton who works for a company based in Philadelphia I politely am rooting for the 76ers, who I found out a few minutes ago are playing in a big game today

If I had a race horse I would name him Potooooooooo, pronounced "Pote-Nine-Os"

It's strange to me that there's a stereotype of Canadians pronouncing the word "About" in a funny silly way, and they do, but the funny, silly way they actually pronounce it isn't the way the stereotype says they do

If I ever become really rich, like powerball rich, the way you'll know is that my profile picture on here becomes a white and gold version of my current profile picture in the style of those Nobel Prize portraits. I'm gonna commission the real guy that makes them to make one of Komali

I like listening to Threedom because I like to know what TV shows three rich Gen Xers are watching. Sometimes they watch good shows like Taskmaster, sometimes they watch bad shows I've never seen like Vanderpump Rules, sometimes they watch shows I am skeptical of that might be good like Traitors

Reese and his fabulous pieces

I'm at Hallmark and they're playing Right Place Wrong Time by Dr. John. I don't think they should play Dr. John at Hallmark. He's not a good fit for Hallmark

I like to sit incorrectly in my chair because sometimes it causes a loud CRACK sound in my lower back and I can feel something in my spine shift and I like to imagine that this is doing something good for my spinal health

They should make a movie about Osmosis Jones

I had a 20% off one item coupon at Target that expires today plus $30 in bonus Target money for some reason and so I have used them both to get the game Saros. I wanted Pragmata but Target doesn't apparently sell Pragmata for PS5, so I got Saros instead since I liked Returnal. Sincerely, jitka

Don't you wish there was supernatural stuff. Like anything. Even if it was bad. I wouldn't mind if there were vampires around, if it was just a couple of them

whoever designed the protocol that led to the game Blast Corps becoming necessary did a terrible job. What do you mean the nuclear weapon truck will only go in a straight line no matter what is in the way. Simply allow the truck to stop driving forward

I think the Resident Evil trailer looks interesting. Having never played a Resident Evil game I don't care about the games and so if a movie is good but totally unlike the game, then I just get to see a good movie

For the first time, taking my car to the covered park n' ride to protect it from a hailstorm has actually worked. My car didn't get hailed on

Yesterday I spent $74 on 4 pairs of socks. But I had a $62 gift card for REI. So when you think about it I really only spent $12 on socks

Sometimes I think I'm the only one who still cares about Olinguito, the weird little new mammal they invented in 2013

Every time I come to Bookpeople I get tempted to buy some giant omnibus of a classic fantasy series I have never read and probably won't read, just to have it. Like I am never gonna read Elric of Melniboné but I want to own it