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a smooth, fist-sized river rock
Had some tantalizing morsels for thanksgiving supper
about 12 hours ago
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Thank
about 16 hours ago
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Happy thank day
1 day ago
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I think they should make an AGI that only I can use. And it obeys me and does what I want and doesn't universal paperclips me
2 days ago
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It's funny to imagine Bananza is an accurate representation of the interior of our planet. It's a Journey to the Center of the Earth type intricate cave system teeming with life, all of it completely banana-themed
3 days ago
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It's funny to think about Burl Ives as a little kid still named Burl. Burl the toddler
4 days ago
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thinking about Boston James Bond
4 days ago
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i'm seeing "way mo" waymos than i expected to!
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4 days ago
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it's crazy how many waymos i see every day. it's like 25 to 30 waymos per day
4 days ago
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One meme thing from a couple years ago that I like that they should bring back is "songs with every other beat missing" like Smooth Criminal But Every Other Beat Is Missing
4 days ago
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thinking about someone named Brody Clownhaver. He doesn't have a clown it's just his name
4 days ago
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What would be wonderful for me to have for dinner today
5 days ago
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guy whose name is Jimm with two M's. Makes sure to specify when introducing himself. "I'm Jimm, with two M's"
5 days ago
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that humble little crocodile has returned
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5 days ago
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They stay the same age...same age...same age...
6 days ago
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I like it when near future science fiction has people talking about their great historical figures and they list a couple we already know and then one from their past/our future. Star Trek talking about all the big baseball heroes like Babe Ruth and "Buck Bokai"
6 days ago
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I like it when a commercial makes sense. OfficeMax, guy distributing office supplies, soundtrack of "Rubberband Man". Makes sense. Good commercial
6 days ago
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It's nice that immediately after a season of UK Taskmaster ends, they start airing one of the Aus or NZ seasons every week. Those are almost as good and it's nice to always have some Taskmaster to watch
6 days ago
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i try not to watch clips of donald speaking but imagining how he pronounces the word "Mamdani" is pretty fun. we've been talking very strongly with Mister Mamdani
6 days ago
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i know the West Wing is not in vogue these days but i think the Butterball Hotline bit holds up even despite everything else of that show. that's just good comedy
6 days ago
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VR has very limited use cases and none of them are going to be The Metaverse but one thing you have to hand it to VR about is it's great for miniature golf. the game Walkabout Minigolf in my opinion is a very beautiful game that's a lot of fun
7 days ago
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Canadians to me sort of have a 90s accent. In the 90s everyone sounded like that but now only Canadians still do
7 days ago
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my newest opinion is that the Rolling Stones song "Out of Time" is approximately 1:40 too long
7 days ago
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Play us a song on the piano, you're the piano man
7 days ago
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I like to imagine Nostradamus having visions about Donald Trump and trying to figure out what Trump's deal is so he can write a prophecy about him
7 days ago
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one thing I like to do is buy two rotisserie chickens for $5 each from sam's club and take them home and put on some vinyl gloves and rip all the meat off them while they're still hot and put it all in a giant tupperware and then use the meat for miscellaneous meat purposes for the next ~10 days
7 days ago
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Clifford Buzz Grambo
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8 days ago
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What I like of this is the idea that an Ape Welcome Party has an established color scheme and it's green and slightly purple
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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Once again Biscuitdoughhands Man slips through our fingers
8 days ago
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I've been running with Brooks Glycerin 20s for 4 years but this year I bought a pair of Glycerin 22 GTSes. Let's hope this isn't the greatest mistake of my entire life
8 days ago
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Good comedy bang bang this week
10 days ago
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Tuesday is the best day for podcasts of the week. 4-5 podcasts I listen to come out on Tuesdays. And isn't that nice
10 days ago
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I'm about 150 hours into Hades 2 and Scylla is still breaking out new songs
10 days ago
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I invented carbon. When they were doing the universe originally they were coming up with elements and carbon was one of the ones I suggested
11 days ago
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It'd be funny if a really specifically-named American sports team relocated to London but kept the name. The London Phillies
11 days ago
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I'm 10,000 years old
11 days ago
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i enjoy the game awards. i enjoy all award shows. it's fun to root for the things you like
11 days ago
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They should release the Snyder cut
11 days ago
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the problem of this website is that i don't have 15 times as many followers on it as i do. i should have 5000 followers minimum, 4800 of whom have not posted since the year 2015, like I did on Twitter
12 days ago
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I don't think I knew Lee Pace is in the new Running Man. They should let people know about those sort of things
12 days ago
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They're making a British version of Saturday Night Live that's coming out next year and I assume the opening line will be "Live from London, it's Saturday Night" but I think they should just inexplicably keep it "Live from New York"
12 days ago
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there should have been a version of "Ain't No Sunshine" where he says "I know" for like 8 minutes
12 days ago
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in the 1970s it was possible for there to be the song "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog. We couldn't have Rainbow Connection today
13 days ago
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after ten years of living in Austin i have through osmosis developed a hatred for texas a&m, so i'm glad to see they're getting squashed today. also they have a strong undercurrent of bizarre cult like behavior and fascism which is also bad
13 days ago
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they should do a Barbenheimer next weekend
13 days ago
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I do want for the Zelda movie to be good. imo having Dichen Lachman in it as Impa is a good idea. so hopefully the whole rest of it is also good
13 days ago
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Until 15 seconds ago I believed that Belle and Sebastian was a duo consisting of a woman named Belle and a guy named Sebastian. Learning it's a bunch of Scottish people is making my head hurt
14 days ago
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i want to get online, i NEED a COMPUTER
14 days ago
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every video game series that you love should have one mainline game you just unaccountably never play for no reason. i have never played metroid other m or super mario galaxy 2. for a long time I never played zelda minish cap and I almost wish I hadn't so I could continue to have one I hadn't played
14 days ago
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It never really occurred to me to wonder why specifically the Holy Grail was such a big deal to middle ages people. Of all the Jesus relics a cup he used one time seems like it shouldn't be such a big deal. He probably used a lot of cups right?
14 days ago
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