It would be funny if one of the big English soccer teams had a generational slump and got relegated like 5 times. Manchester United playing against like Ted's Plumbing Recreational FC

I will not be negatively polarized into believing that permanent daylight savings is a bad thing. Let there be light

I don't think I'm going to watch the new ghost in the shell show. I think when something is as definitively established as the tone of the original ghost in the shell it's too weird to go back to the comedy version even if it's closer to the original

Not looking good for French Pierre

Imagining someone named Jessica Table

I wish I hadn't had a headache when I saw Mad Max Fury Road 11 years ago because it made me feel like it was overrated and that was a very unpopular opinion to have on Twitter at the time

They should do Barbenheimer again

A moose I have been caring for has fallen ill

Inventing a recipe called "exploded oats"

I wonder what it's like to be Johnny Knoxville's 30 year old daughter. How has that life been to live

I think I'm going to start wearing the graduation outfit around. Cap and gown. To prove to people that I have graduated

I think the Digger movie looks okay. I got a warning sign from the scene where there's a bomb that has "SUCK IT, NATURE" written on it. Smacks of satire. We no longer need satire, I've always said it. But other than that I think it could be good

Something has changed with my relationship to TV. I don't care about TV shows at all anymore. Either I have a medical condition called Hates TV Now Disease or all TV shows except for one or two are really bad and I don't want to watch them

I think it would have been a cool twist if in like book 6 or 7 of Harry Potter it is casually revealed that all of the wizards' magic comes from the biblical Satan, who all the wizards except Harry worship, and they are surprised he doesn't know about it and also worship Satan

One reliable thing about Donald is that if you are one of his lackeys he sees it as a sign of weakness and has contempt for you

Es muy interesante

On some level Messi doesn't seem like a real human to me. He's sort of just a soccer being. I can't imagine him having, like, preferences

One thing I think could benefit soccer would be if every ten minutes a giant boulder erupted from a random spot on the field and created an obstacle for the rest of the match

I have seen two or three inexplicable things from Norway during the game that leads me to believe they have been instructed to throw the game. The one guy earlier who had a perfect chance to score, the guy just now who simply decided Not to take the ball and instead let England get it back

Is it a cherished soccer tradition that whenever debris or litter gets on the field they just leave it or do they not have like a tennis ball boy style Litter Boy who runs out to get it

I've purchased the game Possessor(s) and I regret to inform that although I like the exploration and style of the game the combat is janky and bad and makes it bad to play

I wonder what would happen if the referee had a weird bout of madness and just decided to fully start playing the game. Intercepts a pass and shoots a goal. Do they count it before he gets pulled from the game?

Belgium is not getting humiliated sufficiently for my liking

I had horrible nightmares last night but I don't really remember them now. So I guess it's fine

Went on a run today and nearly tripped and fell and was all smug and cocky when I caught myself and didn't fall, and then 10 minutes later I did fall and scraped up my hand and leg. So just goes to show you, don't be cocky about not falling. Cause then you will fall. Every time. Or at least once

Gary Targaryen, the Australian Targaryen. Blond, mullet, mustache, oakleys, rides a dragon

I think I'm equally excited to know that Frankie McNair is on the next season of Australian taskmaster as I am Tom Walker. I like her

The movie Sideways really made it a cliche to not like Merlot but the thing is that Merlot the wine varietal really does genuinely suck

Not a fan of the British thing of dressing in a stupid costume to run for office. Something tryhard about it. Same way I feel about Banksy

Thanks Tom

Congrats to French Pierre on his World Cup goal

I think I would have made that penalty

I like France's soccer costumes a lot more than Morocco's but I root for an underdog when I don't care who wins so really I'll be fine with either team winning in my opinion

The bones are their money

if I could go back in time I would invent Tetris one year sooner than Tetris originally got invented. It would still be inexplicably Russian themed

My favorite article of clothing is a pair of H&M terry cloth shorts that I wear as pajama pants and they are becoming threadbare. I can't find a replacement for them for the life of me. I want to buy 30 identical pairs to last me the rest of my life but there are none

Apartment complex had an event where Spectrum offered free food to lure people to the front office to then try and get them to sign up for Spectrum and I decided not to go to the event even though I like free food because I am absolutely not gonna sign up for Spectrum

usa was always gonna get humiliated but I'd have preferred we get humiliated by Spain than Belgium, all else being equal

If USA is done I will be rooting for a Weird team to win it all. Let's go Switzerland

Not to be Bluesky about it but this is Trump's fault

Not good enough. They're all fired. I am playing next half instead

They should just do that every time

They gotta get better at kicking the ball around

Norway is going to win vs England in my expert soccer opinion. Mostly because I think they are marketing Haaland a lot and want to keep him in longer. Then they beat Argentina to be like ah the torch has passed from Messi to this viking guy. Then they lose the final to France. I've seen the script

It's too bad that soccer is only interesting every four years

It's fun to watch a soccer game that's gonna get its own Wikipedia article

I do think when there's a penalty whoever got fouled should have to take the penalty, like free throws in basketball. You can't just put in Mr. Penalty every time

This game is wacky

I think when there's a red card teams should have the option to put me in instead of going down to 10 people. I have never once played soccer but how bad could I do. Couldn't make it worse

At the risk of sounding like someone who posts on Bluesky, Polymarket using a Kanye song in its ads feels a little dogwhistley