Adam
@adamkoford.com
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I was thinking maybe instead of houses we could live in tepees because it's better in a lot of ways.
It’s 2025 and The New York times has discovered manga exists. I bet those dullards at The New Yorker are feeling real embarrassed right now that they’ve been scooped.
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The fact that xfinity went to the trouble to trademark the phrase "The wifi is booming" reveals a lot about the current state of marketing and advertising.
3 months ago
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself encased in a chocolatey crunchy candy-licious shell.
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Margaret Dumont: Be a dear and hold me close. Groucho: Be a deer and grow some antlers.
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L-Word Demon Hunters M. Ward Demon Hunters N’Sync Demon Hunters O-face Demon Hunters Pee Tape Demon Hunters Qdoba Demon Hunters R. Crumb Demon Hunters and so on like that
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It’s fun to live in an era when movies ask the question “haha, wow. What if this really happened? Could you even?”
5 months ago
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When he just suddenly keels over, all the headlines will say “but wait, he said he was so healthy”
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Last week’s events confirmed that Coldplay is music for CEOs.
6 months ago
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"Get notified when someone posts?" Mister, I don't even wanna know when I post.
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Aside from Seattle, are there any other place names where the first syllable sounds like a letter and the remaining syllables when combined with that letter form an unrelated word? (Seattle = C + attle = cattle)
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I can open the garage at my workplace from the comfort of home via my telephone, and vice versa.
7 months ago
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I bet it’s hard to be friends with someone named Alek because I bet you’d always be like “shouldn’t it just be Alex??”
7 months ago
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omg no Peggy
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Victor Mature responded to this with a "so's your old man!"
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I sat by Eddie Deezen at a busstop at Olive Ave and Buena Vista in Burbank, CA in 1996.
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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I had half a Cuban sandwich today that tasted like sweat but I didn’t mention it because the person buying lunch had the same thing and didn’t comment and in fact ate the whole thing
7 months ago
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Jimmy crack corn and I care deeply.
8 months ago
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Yesterday at the store with my kids someone was cursing and swearing about Andor and I had to be like “hey! Don’t talk about Star Wars around my children, asshole.”
8 months ago
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I do not give facebook dot com permission to access my skyrim save files or to cheese alteration by shooting a light at a mountain repeatedly
8 months ago
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When the Sesame Street vampire and his clone asked me which member of the Addams Family I was hiding in my garage, I was forced to admit “Itt’s what’s inside that, Counts.”
8 months ago
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Monteiro
8 months ago
Boy howdy. Gilly enamel pins are back!
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Paul Ford
8 months ago
My wife found this on the beach.
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I Dated a Robot, the Futurama episode that briefly parodies All in the Family, aired 24 years ago — a mere 22 years after All in the Family ended.
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remember liartown?
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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super happyman day
9 months ago
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social media, am I right?
9 months ago
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space monster Katy Perry
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A few years ago I redrew the Fantastic Four poster that once hung in my childhood bedroom.
9 months ago
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9 months ago
Incoming mail from
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I didn't have people still making jokes about bingo cards on my ouija board.
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old roadside pics
9 months ago
drive inn ice cream sign, rt. 54b, eldon, missouri, 1980
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I'm reading a book with an adhesive cover and I cannot put it down
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Happy 860th birthday to Francis Ford Coppola, born on this day in 1165.
9 months ago
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Whenever I throw on Strange Mercy, I say I’m “in da St. Vincent malaise”
9 months ago
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I can remember two very important moments in my life when I was completely distracted by a misaligned seam in the toe of my sock.
10 months ago
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"Gerry we told you to stop doing that."
10 months ago
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I’ve taken to casually calling the folks in the IT department “scoundrels,” and I hope it sticks.
10 months ago
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Sure the desk is tiny, but everyone knows the credenza is where the magic happens.
10 months ago
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I miss the tiny desk concerts where the person was still right there working, trying to be productive right in the middle of a performance.
10 months ago
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today’s the day
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It feels so good to shave my head down to nothing. "Take that, idiot hairs," I whisper.
10 months ago
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I've had the account for well over a decade, but I'm finally getting into pinterest
www.pinterest.com/adamkoford/
10 months ago
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I hate how transactional the relationship has become between me and my credit union.
10 months ago
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giraffes, am I right?
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Mike! Mike? Mike.
10 months ago
A great way to cause some fun problems! Play lefty protest songs in a deep red bar....
www.tiktok.com/@divine.femi...
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Taking a break from shopping for cute winter boots to share the gift of music out of the kindness of our hearts. 💙 www.GeneralStrike.us 🆘🇺🇸
TikTok video by Michelle Hart
https://www.tiktok.com/@divine.feminism/video/7472632166472584479
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@austinburns.bsky.social
was that your field recording on EPM?
10 months ago
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I’m very proud of myself for all the Academy Awards I won tonight.
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