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remember what the dormouse said
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Ariel Edwards-Levy
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MAINE CHARACTER SYNDROME
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welp this is the usmnt i was expecting for this world cup. it was nice to get a completely different one for a few games at least
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Rodger Sherman
1 day ago
troubling ........ not content to simply get Folarin Balogun back from his red card suspension, the FOX desk is talking about how the USA playing in Seattle will provide them a "12th man" in tonight's game tonight. this of course would be a massive breach of FIFA rules and regulations
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lmao what a farce
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Jesse Lansner
2 days ago
To prevent future controversies, FIFA should add a VAR review of the VAR, where a different official watches the ref watching the VAR and decides if he did it correctly.
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Siobhan Thompson
2 days ago
FIFA announces that team USA can use their hands “just if they need to”
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don’t worry england i’m sure that suspension will be suspended for your next match
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bude jellingham
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thank u naomi osaka 🙌
3 days ago
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Amanda Mull
3 days ago
Everything is college football!
www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
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ms
3 days ago
Balogun and the USA to FIFA:
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Elizabeth Lopatto
3 days ago
"However, Balogun is set to be available to face Rudi Garcia’s side as his suspension has been suspended." ok yeah this is the concacaf world cup.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
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Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended
Balogun was set to be suspended for Monday's game but will be now free to be selected.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7423410/2026/07/05/usmnt-folarin-balogun-red-card-available/
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CJ Fogler
4 days ago
Alexandra Eala laying out in a fantastic photo from
@jjlovestennis.bsky.social
, Eala upset Iga Swiatek in straight sets at Wimbledon "Sometimes you just instantly know that something's the photo of the day...maybe the tournament even. I can't recall ever shooting anything similar to this."
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#PoGoCommunityDay
says trans rights
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afraid to carry a sparkler outside, it might spontaneously combust
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autumn
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Phil Lewis
4 days ago
"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"
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not all verdes wear capes
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was hoping for an african trifecta today. one down, two to go
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wild that egyptian player is staying in the game after being out cold for a bit there
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InfoWars
5 days ago
ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at
www.theonion.info
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good news, MLS/NWSL will be starting right back up so you can keep watching soccer without delay
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6 days ago
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Rusty Foster
6 days ago
This world just isn’t organized well for those of us who don’t like to work
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ArtButMakeItSports
6 days ago
The Capture Of Christ, by Giulio Cesare Procaccini, 1610s, 📸 by @StephChambers
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Thor Benson
7 days ago
Has this been done
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Kristen Baldwin
7 days ago
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Elizabeth Lopatto
7 days ago
I think the opinion that I am most likely to get canceled for is that anyone who spells it "woah" needs to go to a reeducation camp
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good tabs "But why are we currently in such a public bout of wrestling with the question of when violent resistance against unjust and oppressive authority is justified? Who can say."
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Lost and Found
Gracie didn't behave like a normal giraffe.
https://www.todayintabs.com/p/lost-and-found
8 days ago
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jamelle
8 days ago
here is what i think: we're not consumers or spectators, we are participants with agency. you should not hope that democrats will do anything. you must work to force them to do the right thing. the odds are long, but we are far from the first americans to face long odds. we will win.
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rip serena, hope you win dubs tho
8 days ago
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ElieNYC
8 days ago
With this ruling, the birthright issue is not going away. The right hasn't really begun *organizing* around getting rid of the citizenship clause. Like Roe, this will be their fight for a generation. And if the Democrats just say "we won" and ignore it, like Roe, the Republicans will eventually win.
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Katelyn Burns
8 days ago
The trans sports ban are almost completely an invention of the media, conservative and mainstream. it has been years of lies, of shoddy fact checking on just completely false conservative claims, years of phony concern trolling.
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J.J.
8 days ago
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands
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Willie Dustice
9 days ago
Absolute chimneys!
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world cup penalties is the greatest drug ever invented
9 days ago
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xkcd title text
9 days ago
Title text: "This discovery was key to his demonstration of regular/goofy symmetry violation, which won him gold in the theory portion of the X Games." Alt text:
https://explainxkcd.com/3264#Transcript
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so humid it's hard to breathe outside. dew point is at 82 lmao
9 days ago
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i submitted TARGÉT for this and i’m pissed it wasn’t picked for best wrong answer, another stain on this unaugust competition
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10 days ago
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William B. Fuckley
10 days ago
The great American state fair being stupid Trump bullshit does legit make me sad, if I’m being honest. A lot of the 250 stuff does. This could have been a really cool and special thing and literally any normal president would have pulled it off.
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Spencer Ackerman
11 days ago
Al-Jazeera this morning // me on Democracy Now 5 days ago. Subscribe to FOREVER WARS for tomorrow’s news today, link in bio
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Museum of Twitter
12 days ago
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a WATCH means you have TIME to prepare a WARNING is the other thing
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12 days ago
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The War on Cars
12 days ago
Protect your privacy and stay free: ride a bike.
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Ray Curren
14 days ago
Nine year anniversary of the greatest Tweet ever. Sadly, was all downhill from there.
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Noel Murray
15 days ago
This is where it is now.
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Orlando City SC
15 days ago
MARCO GETS THE START FOR CROATIA đź‡đź‡·âť¤ď¸Źâ€Ťđź”Ą
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actual heathcliff comics
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23 Jun 2026
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have been watching telemundo for the world cup and they keep advertising this show that looks interesting, el señor de los cielos. uhhhhhhh, i think i’ll have to skip this one lol
16 days ago
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cape verde, I BELIEVE
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