austin
@austinburns.bsky.social
📤 284
📥 276
📝 173
remember what the dormouse said
thought orlando had more movie buffs but my 11:10am screening of one battle after another at the biggest screen in the area only had like 10 people in it
2 days ago
0
4
0
reposted by
austin
Keith Phipps
2 days ago
Four years ago,
@scotttobias.bsky.social
and I started The Reveal. To celebrate this, we’re having a weekend-long subscription sale. It’s a bargain! And every new paid subscription puts a smile on our face and helps allow us to keep writing about movies, old and new:
thereveal.film/the-reveals-...
loading . . .
The Reveal
A film newsletter from Keith Phipps and Scott Tobias. Reviews, essays, lists, commentaries, community.
https://thereveal.film/the-reveals-fourth-anniversary-sale
0
26
14
oooh had no idea that was in these emails. here’s a good one from a few weeks back
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
0
1
0
seth’s tank top is giving real richard simmons vibes
youtu.be/f6Ukgpag63w?...
loading . . .
Seth, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang Go Day Drinking
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
https://youtu.be/f6Ukgpag63w?si=1ArNgk2Pl1YNAImL
5 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
austin
Scott Tobias
5 days ago
Today at The Reveal, I wrote a New Cult Canon entry on SNEAKERS, the surprisingly durable and prescient '90s tech-caper that channels the values of its leading man.
thereveal.film/the-new-cult...
loading . . .
The New Cult Canon: 'Sneakers'
This surprisingly enduring '90s caper saw the future while channeling the progressive spirit of its legendary star.
https://thereveal.film/the-new-cult-canon-sneakers/
8
159
30
reposted by
austin
Doug Gordon
7 days ago
One of the biggest things we want readers to take away from “Life After Cars” is that learning to *see* cars is step one on the path to realizing a better world.
add a skeleton here at some point
10
719
106
how come “lights out” but never “lights in”
7 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
austin
Defector
7 days ago
Why is everyone talking about the damn rapture again?
defector.com/why-is-every...
loading . . .
Why Is Everyone Talking About the Damn Rapture Again? | Defector
Wake up, sheeple! It’s the end of the world. Everyone’s saying it. And by everyone I mean a gazillion conservative content creators who made TikToks this past weekend warning everyone to be awake and…
https://defector.com/why-is-everyone-talking-about-the-damn-rapture-again
3
49
7
reposted by
austin
actual heathcliff comics
7 days ago
22 Sep 2025
12
655
252
@evanbirnholz.bsky.social
not sure if this was for everyone or just me lol
8 days ago
1
2
0
reposted by
austin
jamelle
9 days ago
this charlie kirk deification is some of the weirdest shit i have ever seen
add a skeleton here at some point
556
13034
2224
What movie do you consider “perfect”?
add a skeleton here at some point
9 days ago
0
0
0
sunshine criterion when
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
0
1
0
too cool
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
austin
leon
11 days ago
welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)
15
2005
338
reposted by
austin
Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling
11 days ago
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug - School Shooter Kills Conservative Child Pundit, feat. CBS, the Captured Broadcasting System - Brought to you by the Inner Hive, incl. long-time member Ms. Willow and new member Mark Anderson (
bit.ly/theInnerHive
) - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
1
61
25
thought this was my name anagrammed at first
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
austin
Dan Sheehan
13 days ago
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
7
17701
3490
reposted by
austin
13 days ago
Shohei Ohtani just established ANOTHER 50-50 club, this one for 50 HR hit & 50 strikeouts as a pitcher the only other 50-HR hitter with any strikeouts as pitcher that season is 1921 Babe Ruth, with 3 strikeouts
8
402
83
been doing these for like a month and they're a lot of fun. there's a newsletter to subscribe to that give you bonus puzzles too
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
austin
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
14 days ago
Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings
66
3989
438
*puts on tin foil hat* karen is already a man's name ... IN RUSSIA
add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
1
1
0
this is a fucking cronenberg movie
add a skeleton here at some point
17 days ago
1
3
1
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
0
3
0
reposted by
austin
dan sinker
18 days ago
"The logical endpoint of 21st-century America: An influencer shot to death at a school in front of a crowd of smartphones." Ryan is very good at his job. An excellent summary and analysis of the last 24 hours.
add a skeleton here at some point
3
196
41
@jonkimball.bsky.social
bad boy behavior
add a skeleton here at some point
19 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
austin
laura olin
19 days ago
Gonna be an even better than usual 9/11 to stay off the internet.
0
31
2
championship vibes
19 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
austin
Defector
20 days ago
Nottingham Forest fired its manager and hired his polar opposite:
defector.com/nottingham-f...
loading . . .
Nottingham Forest Fired Its Manager And Hired His Polar Opposite
Where there’s smoke, there tends to be a fired manager, and so it was no surprise that Nottingham Forest announced on Monday that it had parted ways with Nuno Espírito Santo. Following Forest’s 3-0…
https://defector.com/nottingham-forest-fired-its-manager-and-hired-his-polar-opposite
2
13
6
reposted by
austin
Josh Fruhlinger
20 days ago
it's dumbing things down and i'm against it!!!! where are we going to hold the line intellectually if not in literal learned league
3
16
1
reposted by
austin
Josh Fruhlinger
20 days ago
learned league clues are long and information dense and it's possible you'll know the answer but accidentally not tell them the specific thing they're asking for if you don't read carefully. this week they've started boldfacing the part of the clue that asks the actual question
6
19
3
reposted by
austin
Defector
22 days ago
Today is the FINAL DAY of Defector's subscription sale. Get three months for just $5!
defector.com/products
2
61
58
reposted by
austin
CJ Fogler
23 days ago
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"
add a skeleton here at some point
35
4415
1624
reposted by
austin
Courtney Nguyen
25 days ago
Best of 3, 10-point tiebreaks if needed in the 1st 2 sets, play out the final set (no tiebreak). This is the perfect Grand Slam format and the sport should switch to it and also pay me all the money.
add a skeleton here at some point
2
50
10
reposted by
austin
New New York Times
25 days ago
hwuch
1
2
2
reposted by
austin
Stan Kelly
25 days ago
Reading, Writing ... and Road Restrictions.
6
507
70
reposted by
austin
Kelsey McKinney
25 days ago
I wrote about Trump not dying and the bleak fantasy that he will
defector.com/donald-trump...
loading . . .
The Bleak Fantasy Of Donald Trump's Death | Defector
There was a strange shimmer of hope in the air this past weekend. The weather in the Northeast was perfect: sunny, warm enough, big blue skies. The sun dawdled along the fading of summer. People were ...
https://defector.com/donald-trump-dead-rumors
6
167
31
reposted by
austin
Gold Yoshi
26 days ago
58
6878
2305
reposted by
austin
Stan Kelly
26 days ago
Yes ... ha ha ha ... YES!
14
860
120
reposted by
austin
Chris Hayes
27 days ago
I feel like in the 1980’s/90’s this would be a major plot point in a Tom Clancy novel, and the operation would be carried out as an off-book, illegal black op, with various characters trying to cover it up lest they face congressional hearings. Now the President just announces it.
add a skeleton here at some point
365
6554
1556
not to spoil anything, but i've finally learned how to draw doug
add a skeleton here at some point
27 days ago
0
20
1
best crosswords for like 20 years running
add a skeleton here at some point
27 days ago
0
8
5
reposted by
austin
Katie Mack
28 days ago
Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse 🤝 “It could happen at any time”
104
5469
985
reposted by
austin
Alissa Wilkinson
29 days ago
I went to see the Wizard
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/m...
loading . . .
Is ‘The Wizard of Oz’ at Sphere the Future of Cinema? Or the End of It?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/movies/wizard-of-oz-sphere-review.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
12
85
25
two goals, a cooling break, and a five minute injury break from 85’ - 90’ = 6’ of stoppage. got it.
add a skeleton here at some point
29 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
austin
derek van vliet
about 1 month ago
here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
add a skeleton here at some point
92
2654
1206
at a restaurant that just opened and i regret to inform you that the walls are covered with ai slop “artwork”
about 1 month ago
2
1
0
going out on a walk and it’s easier to count the cars that DON’T have the driver looking at their phone
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
2
0
reposted by
austin
Michael Stipe
about 1 month ago
I can
360
17309
4447
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
0
0
Load more
feeds!
log in