I hope the bears don’t get raptured!

Have they said what time the rapture is tomorrow?

Bonne année citoyens! !שנה טובה Shana Tova! I love the rare years when both my calendars flip over at the same time.

@radosh.bsky.social They stole your title!

He says he's going to reduce drug costs by 1,000%, but also that the price of a hypothetical drug is going to go "from 10 to 20", which I'm pretty sure is the opposition of a reduction.

As we move toward our fall subscription drive, we hope you’ll consider supporting us in part bc we are an independent media company. No, crosswords are not as vital as journalism. But yes, all content that we consume matters, and it should be as free as possible from corporate control.

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“Oy to the World!” Is a great title, but I’m not loving this premise.

Every time Hegseth announces a new policy I wonder which movie he got the idea from. I'm guessing this one came from watching "Patton".

You can learn about Betteridge's Law of Headlines.

Beloved what????

I knew it.

So much for the tolerant left

#banCarAds #banCars

Such a fun, dumb movie. Also a friend of mine used to insist her arm was visible in one of the high school hallway scenes.

This, but unironically (derogatory).

Me, browsing: Look at this huge variety of things I could buy! Me, ordering: I'll take some more Jewish stuff and some more whale stuff, please. 🐋

@peark.es Did you see that a minor league team played a game as the Alabama White Sauce this year?

We’ve done very little shopping at Target this year, but with few other options we did buy some stuff at Target, and the experience was awful. The back-to-school section was already a half-empty picked-over mess even two weeks before school started.

Anyone with a crossword in the works go check your clues!

This article is hilarious. It includes only paraphrases of two questions – neither of which seem designed to "trip up" anyone – but lots of quotes from interviewees complaining that Chotiner made them look like fools.

Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.

Congrats to “Extremely Uninformed Debate” on making the jump from public access to every major network and cable news channel.

Surely this all-destroying creature won’t destroy me!

*tries to tip fedora while being really drunk in chicago* M’lört

Of course Trump is anti-war. Why, he even renamed the Department of Defense to the Department of War, so it will match all the other cabinet departments in being named after the concept it opposes!

And people usually like him less the more they see him, so there isn't much opportunity for him to pick up votes from that 13% "unsure" group.

First 🚲 🚌 of the year was a big success, but our dozen riders were just a fraction of all the kids who biked to school today!

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Completely disagree with Josh here. Bolding the specific question is good, and I’ve always done it when co-writing one-day specials. (I totally agree that LL should show your opponent’s age.)

I’m old enough to remember the last time a group of super-rich NYC developers called an emergency meeting to try to find a way to stop a popular mayoral candidate. (It was 6 weeks ago.)

Ishmael would be so jealous of this page. 🐋

Melville event in Scotland this Wednesday. 🐋

Standing athwart history, yelling lots of racist shit.

Sure, arrest the only guy driving a car that shouldn't be banned.

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Every day?

Leaving aside the AI ickiness, this is also a bad idea artistically. There was a 2002 TV version of The Magnificent Ambersons that used Welles’ screenplay and notes, and it was bloated and boring.

How is Amazon looking at my physical bookshelf for recommendations?

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“For sale: baby shoes, never worn. We realized getting shoes onto a baby isn't worth the hassle, considering the baby can't even stand up yet.”

Who's the supposed audience for this performance? I've spent a lot of time reading books in public and it has drawn the attention of a woman exactly once – and that was only so she could tell me how much she loved the book I was reading and then leave without any further conversation.

Happy only-good-day-on-Facebook – a.k.a back-to-school day in New York.

If you see this, post an archer

A bicycle (and helmet) for every school kid in Rochester.

Tom Suozzi got 13% of the vote in the 2022 gubernatorial primary. “Socialist” Jumaane Williams got almost 20%. I’m glad we have Suozzi in that seat rather than some Nassau County Republican, but nobody outside his district should (or does) care what he thinks.

Who?