Suck it, Kim Davis apnews.com/article/supr...

Script here ⬇️ indivisible.org/resource/cal...

These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Hey @kim.senate.gov can you talk some sense into @booker.senate.gov before you both get primaried? Thx

Call them: Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542 Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224 King (ME) 202 224-5344 Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324 Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152 Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521 Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841 Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451 Masto (NV) 202 224-3542 Warner (VA) 202 224-2023 Fetterman (PA) No Point

CALL YOUR DEMOCRATIC SENATORS NOW

Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.

"CLAIM: My uncle says @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will abolish the entire NYPD. TRUE: Your uncle does say that." 🤣 theonion.com/fact-checkin...

Sorry @sepinwall.bsky.social but I'm going to need a full chapter on this scene from #TheWire in your upcoming book: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDpv...

It's ALWAYS a great day to #BoycottStarbucks www.instagram.com/p/DQuTwu2jyOS/

Reminder to donate $$$ to your local food pantry if you can!

"Pluribus" reminded me a bit of a lot of other things. And also, it is like absolutely nothing else you've ever seen. [giftie] www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/a...

Never give up on your dreams, kids.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

I'd say "put this in the Louvre" but I'm not sure they could protect something so precious. #RHOSLC

Mark Zuckerberg’s Palo Alto neighbors complained about the noise, the presence of security and the hordes of traffic. Then, neighbors noticed that an unlicensed school appeared to be operating out of the Zuckerberg compound. They began a crusade to shut it down that did not end until summer 2025.

WATCH 👏 THE 👏 LOWDOWN!

Yaaaas girl get that 💰

A report from my time on the set with the cast of #FindingMrChristmas season 2: ew.com/finding-mr-c...

This magazine just fired all of their politics staffers

So, #TheGoldenBachelor season 1 star Gerry Turner wrote a memoir, and chose to spend a lot of it criticizing his ex-wife, Theresa. It's not a great look. Read an exclusive excerpt here: ew.com/golden-bache...

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

Damn, the Hudson Yards joke in this #SNL sketch is DARK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWSM...

Lolololol it’s been a while since #BeyondTheGates had a shameless plug for Febreze 😂

Reminder #HappyHalloween

Happy Halloween from this unhinged interview w/Chucky the killer doll: ew.com/tv/chucky-ha...

This headline FTMFW. (h/t @clarkcollis.bsky.social)

Still brilliant

Prior to leaving #EW, I spoke to #TheGoldenBachelor about the #WomenTellAll reunion. He believes Nicolle was there for the Right Reasons™, bless him: ew.com/golden-bache...

A demented reality requires demented short-form informational videos 🙃

Co-sign ⬇️

Welp, I know what I'll be doing this morning: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcdl...

Computer upgrade courtesy of @weratedogs.com

Today is a great day to #BoycottStarbucks! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwWS...

Debbie NEEDS to be the next Golden Bachelorette. ew.com/the-golden-b...

Here it is, my final TV review for @ew.com. Fitting that it's a show that stars two actors who were part of the Teen TV boom EW covered so much in the aughts. Anyhoo, #NobodyWantsThis season 2 is... not great: ew.com/nobody-wants...

Mike Colter + @robertking.bsky.social and Michelle King = YES PLEASE

It me theonion.com/new-study-fi...

American Psycho (2000)

Heads up, it's #InvisiblePedestrian season.

New #FindingMrChristmas trailer just dropped! ew.com/watch-findin...

Start your Monday off right w/Dr. No: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_x...

We are aware of the AWS outage affecting our streaming app as well as other services. Please do not kill your family.

...Almost????

Here are all the accounts to block:

Still one of the funniest awards-show presenting bits of all time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKsq...

Rest easy, Chop. 💔

Hate this news. ew.com/celebrity-bi...