THREAD. In her exclusive interview in today's Daily Telegraph Magazine, the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (pictured) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working with Margot Robbie and how becoming a parent changed her perspective on the world...

same feeling

Permission to sit on my butt and watch #ThePitt s2 screeners all day?

Why January exists

It's Wednesday.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the YEAR!

“Time and time again, history shows us that caveat-laden arguments about what is or isn’t a concentration camp only occur in countries with sound political systems." 2025 can get in the bin 🚮

As someone just pointed out to me, perhaps a top contender in the annals of “It Only Tuesday” Tuesdays. theonion.com/it-only-tues...

What an absolute asshat

This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.

LOL'd at the @lni.media newsletter this a.m., which came up with a bunch of different fake awards the world should give out to Tr*mp to keep him distracted: lni.media/p/the-partic...

die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie

Ominous, from the FAQs Netflix sent out to subscribers about its acquisition of Warner Bros:

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

Props to Peaches' cardiologist for having the worst hair in soap opera history. #BeyondTheGates

Now I get why she didn’t make it as a child actor

This job listing, titled "Comedy Writing Specialist" on LinkedIn, makes me want to set myself on fire. #KillAI

"Whether it takes him going to a Sunday School class or familiarizing himself with our country’s foundational documents, I hope the president soon learns that God doesn’t make garbage. God only makes beautiful things. And my Somali neighbors are beautiful"

My friend Sara wrote this piece about the many ways New York State prisons make it hard for incarcerated individuals to get healthy, fresh food: www.thedriftmag.com/states-of-de...

He is just their little monkey isn't he

Walked this handsome fella, a brindle beauty named Bruno, this a.m. If you're in Essex county NJ and thinking about adopting a lovable pooch, visit him at the Montclair Township Animal Shelter! #DogsOfBlueSky

The tail wag at the end is such a flex 😂

Your move, Pixar. apnews.com/article/drun...

Now THAT’S a headline apnews.com/article/trum...

Evergreen post

All good things must come to an end. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

If ever there was a time to use this meme, it's now:

Hello, I am belatedly obsessed with #BlueLights, ask me anything

"Do you have any proof you'd like to share?" "Nice try!" 🤣😭

Monday timeline cleanse. apnews.com/video/animal...

Virgo: You’re living the dream! The one where everything sucks.

Watch out, Febreze—Cascade’s gunning for your spot on #BeyondTheGates

I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood. She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.

"And, yes, several of them now look old enough for their doctor to prescribe them a statin" made me legit LOL

Jail for anyone who does not give Rosie everything (🔉 on)

I just referred to my Fitbit as “that stupid bitch,” so maybe it’s time for me to log off of everything for a while 🫠

Elon’s end-of-year performance review

Went REAL deep on the classic Nickelodeon game show ‘Legends of the Hidden Temple’ for #GoldDerby. Okay ‘90s kids, let’s rock!! www.goldderby.com/tv/2025/lege...

We’re off until February! But that doesn’t mean we can’t find a reason to talk about the Air Bud franchise and post it on our YouTube channel. Yet again. As long as this story keeps unfolding, it is our duty to keep reporting on it. youtu.be/dm5IwjiGT80

The bar was low this week.

As @thegoodliars.bsky.social said, “Do it for the Saudi royal family!” www.thesun.co.uk/sport/193759...

Cool! He's also the de facto No. 2 in a tax-exempt "church" that emotionally, financially, and physically abuses its members. #ScientologyIsACult

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

Oh cool the season 2 premiere of #Landman has Ali Larter throwing a violent, plate-throwing tantrum because… wait for it… she’s on her period. When it comes to misogyny, ain’t nobody doing it like Taylor Sheridan. That man has a gift.

From my very active #BeyondTheGates chat, IYKYK

Can't wait, tbh