Good morning, skeeters and happy Caturday!

NEWS: "Donald Trump is a pedophile who routinely raped young girls." MAGA: "So boring." NEWS: "Donald Trump is allowing Qatar to build an air force base in Idaho.” MAGA: “This is IMMORAL! What an outrage!!! I will not stand for this wicked behavior!!!”

Evidently, you can teach a cat to ride a bicycle!

I just signed a release form allowing @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social to air one of my #ShowMeYourHellhole videos of #Portland! Here’s hoping @jimmykimmel.com uses it because it’s just SO Portland ❤️

Who’s going to tell her! I want to do it!

Farmington Hills, Michigan

Just to be clear Republicans are allowed to poster Fuck Biden stuff on anything but putting Fuck Trump on anything gets you sent to jail . Just wanted to clear this up .

We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.

Sex so kinky the memory foam mattress drinks to forget

There are a lot of memorable photos of the current moment surfacing. Here’s one from Portland now.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN LOGIC 1. A male is defined by having a penis and testicles 2. God is a male. Therefore 3. God has balls and a wang. Ask a fundamentalist how big god’s hog is. No matter how big he says it is, it will be a limit to the infinite size of god and therefore a blasphemy.

Is the irony of the president’s friend buying something called “the free press” and immediately installing a government truth compliance officer lost on everybody?

“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!” “Let me introduce you to our frog.”

One morning in #bayridge #brooklyn. @flakphoto.news

Rep. Jamie Raskin nails it. “It is not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not to swear in our new colleague Adelita Grijalva who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files. "So it’s convenient for them to shut the government down."

Has anyone put a version of this to song yet?

tampa_bre Breanna Banaciski | Tampa Realtor

NEW: Rachel Maddow drops unseen bodycam footage of feds coordinating the arrest of Newark Mayor Baraka. I REPEAT: the feds ordered his arrest even though he wasn’t breaking any laws. Federal agent: “We are arresting the mayor right now per the Deputy Attorney General of the United States.”

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🚨 #tRUmpIsNOTwell 🤪 🧠🪱🚨

Trump’s increasingly bizarre behavior can no longer be attributed to a calculated “strategy.” Why isn’t the media reporting on Trump’s growing dementia? https://robertreich.substack.com/p/why-isnt-the-media-reporting-on-trumps-d1e

thanks to @unlovelyfrank.bsky.social for the art!

www.msn.com/en-us/news/p... #SheShed

Cuomo could never.

The key to happiness in life is to set yourself small, achievable goals.

You can’t spell acetaminophen without the letters in EPSTEIN. OK, fine. Full disclosure. The S is missing, but so are the facts linking acetaminophen to autism.

I feel bad for rich people. They are required to surgically alter themselves into smooth reptiles when they age

Press release from Tylenol..

Whew! #rapture

Free speech? In this economy?

I'm trying harder not to make Nazi references to the Trump administration ever since Kimmelnacht.

Random #photos from morning walks here in #bayridgebrooklyn

Is there a way to turn "Sleep Study Participant" into a full-time job?

Opinion | If Marco Rubio can simultaneously be Secretary of State, National Security Advisor, and National Archivist, there's no reason Greg Gutfeld can't simultaneously be the host of The Late Show, The Tonight Show, Late Night with Seth Meyers, and Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Might be the newsphoto of the decade. @flakphoto.news www.bostonherald.com/2025/09/19/t...

That used to be a person’s parking spot, now it’s the people’s.