Nate Beeler of the Columbus Dispatch on Trump's brain-dead cult.

Dave Granlund (hyperboloid-lanternfish-3zs4.squarespace.com) on Commander Bone Spurs.

This Day in History: March 11, 1861: Confederate states adopt new constitution Or, as Trump supporters now refer to it, "White Lives Matter Day."

On today's episode of 'Winning With Trump'...

"You could say it's both the beginning and also complete and also perhaps over. A lot of people are saying it might be in the middle part of partial completeness. "The other day a man came up to me, Big man. Strong man. With tears in his eyes and said 'sir, the war is whatever you say it is.'"

Breaking: Hall of Fame baseball star Reggie Jackson surprised to find self dead.

“Trump says Iran war will end 'soon' but also issues threats that could prolong it” Because, you know, the American president is insane. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Chance that Generalissimo Bone Spurs would send one of his children on this "little excursion" = 0% www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

#Satire(?) “People are gonna try to cheapen this victory by saying I only got it because Waynemark (sic) left... “People need to realize, I had to compete with 99 senators to win this title,” he said. “And even if you subtract Mullin, that still leaves 95.” www.borowitzreport.com/p/markwayne-...

Republicans immediately praised the new doll as the ideal woman, lauding her slim figure, petite size, compliant disposition, and reluctance to press for any basic human rights. This Day in History... March 9, 1959: The Barbie doll makes its debut. www.history.com/this-day-in-...

If you're wondering what this unusual admission of wrongdoing is from Fox News, it's because they intentionally covered for Trump wearing a baseball cap during an important military ceremony by using old footage of him without a hat. Fuck their "apology" and fake respect for the fallen troops. ‪

I am traveling in Australia and just saw this in Sydney. It’s a nice break in many ways from the Trump MAGA shitshow in the US.

This Day in History... March 8, 1993: "Beavis and Butt-Head" premieres on MTV And thus, the life-skills training begins for Don Jr. and Eric.

I understand that smart politicians don't like the no-win of hypothetical questions but how about this: "I'll address this when appropriate but as a general principle we don't pay for illegal wars started without Congressional approval." Period. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Trump doesn't include MAGA Mike in the meetings where war things are discussed.

Makes sense. Because historians always say that if P. T. Barnum (1810-1891) had run for president in 1860, Abraham Lincoln would have just been some dude splitting rails in Illinois.

When Laura Ingraham becomes your conscience, you've truly hit rock bottom.

If you ever think about forgiving Trump supporters, much less reconciling with them, remember... They voted for this. They own all of this. Every despicable thing he's done and will do. Every war he starts... Every death he causes. Every right you lose. They made this happen. NEVER forgive.

The Bloated Blockhead sharing his wisdom.

As seen in London. I didn't know what "Nonce" meant myself. It's British slang for alleged or convicted sex offenders, especially ones involving children. Fair enough.

"We pray for our sister, Kristi, as Daddy Trump takes her down to the gravel pit."

Headline of the day from The Onion: "Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead" theonion.com/stoic-kristi...

“Call me a socialist or any blame thing you want to, as long as you grab hold of the other end of the cross-cut saw with me and help slash the big logs of Poverty and Intolerance to pieces.” ― Sinclair Lewis, 'It Can't Happen Here'

Rep. Jamie Raskin: “We need a reckoning with the fact that there were murders that took place under her watch. There was mass violence and violation of people’s civil rights and civil liberties." Exactly. She doesn't get to just walk away from ruining lives. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Memo to the "I didn't vote for this!" MAGAts: You voted for a puerile child, with 34 felony convictions, who's a rapist and serial sexual assaulter, cheats on his wife with a porn star, and who's been impeached twice for crimes against the nation. This was all known. Don't ever vote again.

Seth Meyers: “President Trump announced that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem will step down. “And there's only one thing that can cheer her up right now.”

“The Senator was vulgar, almost illiterate, a public liar easily detected, and in his 'ideas' almost idiotic, while his celebrated piety was that of a traveling salesman for church furniture." ~ Sinclair Lewis, “It Can’t Happen Here”

How is this massacre of so many young children not leading the news and on the front page every single day with calls for accountability? Have we in the U.S. become so boringly, predictably awful that this is just our new standard?

Republicans have hit a new level of stupidity. Apparently, they're not only eating the cats and eating the dogs but immigrants are now stealing our meth-lab jobs.

Man, something really bad must have happened to the U.S. economy in January 2025. What... could... it... be?

This is what the "wartime president" is focussed on after attacking Iran.

Do you get it yet, @realbillmaher.bsky.social? You got played. And then you carried water for him and normalized the crazy authoritarian. Have we learned anything? P.S. Stop having MAGA mouthpieces on your show and people may start watching again.

Sen. Katie Britt (MAGA-AL) on Trump's role in the midterm campaigns: "There’s certainly no better messenger than him.” Yep. If the message is hate, racism, misogyny, homophobia, pedophilia, starting wars, making the world despise us, and behaving like a babbling, petulant toddler... he's your guy.

When you low-rent, ignorant MAGAts lose your health care, remember Senator Brian Schatz's words. These are the national priorities you assholes voted for.

“The Senator was vulgar, almost illiterate, a public liar easily detected, and in his 'ideas' almost idiotic, while his celebrated piety was that of a traveling salesman for church furniture." ~ Sinclair Lewis, “It Can’t Happen Here”

Hey, Rambo... You bombed a girls elementary school.

Chris Britt (@chrisbritt.bsky.social) with the many flags of MAGA.

Rick McKee (@rmckee.bsky.social) is so bad... while being so good.

But don't forget in the midst of all this excitement... Donald Trump is in the Epstein files millions of times and raped children.

Time Magazine's latest cover is perfect. #AmericaLast

For as scripture evidently tells these people... "Blessed are my children who deceive freely, live dishonestly, starve the hungry, attack thy neighbor, covet thy own daughter and, while thy wife is with child, raw-doggeth a porn star."

If Markwayne Mullin was this scared when it was his own MAGA people threatening him on January 6, what's he going to do when it's his enemies? #OnlyTheBestPeople

Actually, MAGAt, you **did** vote for this. Even the dumbest among us knew who he was.

And in Florida, if you can't campaign at a Waffle House, there's really no hope of reaching the people.

Sen. Tammy Duckworth, a highly-decorated combat Veteran, summarizes it well.

We are investigating reports that sales among the MAGA cult are not... brisk.

Such a shocker. We expect so much more from the sterling citizens who attacked our seat of government. www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...

Looks like Trump took Noem out to the old gravel pit.

Mango Unchained is going to replace Noem with the third-dumbest person in the U.S. Senate - only because Tommy Tuberville and Marsha Blackburn exist -- Markwayne Mullin. So we're trading in an unqualified South Dakota blockhead for an unqualified Oklahoma blockhead. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

We should also remember the goat she murdered because, as Noem wrote in her book, it was "nasty and mean," was uncastrated, smelled bad, and chased her children. Coincidentally, all things Kristi ignores about Donald Trump.