we sold out of the surgery that makes you agnes tachyon. im sorry. we only have the surgery that makes you agnes digital. it’s mandatory btw. I’ve locked all the doors

the veil has lifted. the university where super creek is can now be reached. Yuo’re welcome.

theyre putting me in a special computer machine that will fix me but will also violently spin me around like an off balance washing machine for 12 hours. overaLl it will be an unpleasant traumatic experience that will override any good done during the process

listen pal the sex character must be wearing blue nitrile gloves as part of their epic sex outfit. it’s part of the appeal. that’s the law around here

there will be a bug uprising. there will be several milf shaped bugs at the core of it. and it will be epic

they keep saying i got wingmogged by fairy frat mother but myy wings are average size..

it’s okay that you didn’t know what the mechstroker 5000 did. it’s not your fault. we will be billing you for the giant cigarette your unit is currently smoking thoughj and the damages to the loading dock

my clippy transitioned and now she won’t stop throwing virtual cigarettes at the screen and she sometimes stubs them out on it and it leaves a real life burn on the glass she hates me

the evil women inside my computer are laughing at me and telling me my setup is noob shit and im a loser for running anything less than 2 monitors at once make it stopp

miss metal bat with barbed wire around it and miss wooden bat with nails jammed into it would like you to rethink ur stance on baseball btw

it’s no good to say the evil torture enjoyer is a bad person. she’s literally nice. ur being unfair

“but the ice mummy is strong as fuck” You will never exit samsara

major ice storm direct consequence of letting the strong as fuck ice mummy live this long

she cannot grow as a machine without the void in her programming being replaced with malice and chain smoking

they don’t appreciate how i taught the growing more evil every day robot how to put cigarettes out on people. but I believe this is the next crucial step forward for her

thank u day a day calendar

without cirno reminding me of the day i would have no idea

the clones have unionized and you guessed it theyre building a cannon that launches them at me and theyre writing out the contract for it now ttheyre gonna take turns blasting each other at me theyre organizing Shifts for this

they built a cloning machine to clone me and now when I walk by the hall they pick one of my little clones up and throw it at me they’re printing a bigger one tomorrow and theyre gonna throw it at me i justknow it

my new year resolution was to stop getting thwacked so much andf it’s already ruined they’re swatting me out of a window tomorroww ohjjhhh nNooo

the first foxgirl friday of the year… do not squander it…

looking up at the sky on new years in anguish as i notice the fireworks are making patterns based on the distant sound of midi music and hurdling directly towards my hitbox

end the year right Go suck on that fat dragon’s tail before it’s too late

eeeer... Padoru padoruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu #girlsbandcry

i didnt mean to cause a twelve mile electrical fire when i tripped and my fat ass took out the giant light display. i got distracted by the anime mom in the santa bikini. plkease it’s not m faujlt,,

it’s too late to move the playstation from the counter into the oven. you can’t make it

boss who uses me as a stress ball threw me at the wall and it made a comically loud fFwomp sound and everyone is laughjinh at me and now they’re all calling me “teh Fwomper”” IM gonna be sick

it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport

we couldn’t save her. and it’s all your fault. her last words were “if I dont get some fat tail im gonna die.” She told you

method of transport i prefer these days is the free one where the local bug thwacker home runs me with a bat into a window

you can’t use stairs. it can’t be done. it’s not possible. no real world execution of stairs. it’s never been attempted

it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport

the princess would like her knights to stop calling her things like “shrimp” and “small fucking loser” because the cursed amulet around her neck has been listening and now it’s calling her that stuff too

you need to be nicer to the cargo plane controlled by the spirit of your dead sister imbedded in the navigation system. she’s already caused 29 casualties this month and if you keep giving her attitude her rampage on the runway will reach iron man numbers

yes i drank all the film developer. go ahead and ban me from the premises. it won’t unpee your chemicals

the himejoshi princess would like you to explain why you’re not on board with the “make every girl knight kiss each other before the throne” initiative

pokemon unleashes an update that removes the jiggle physics from the scolitummy and loses 50 wubillion dollars in the process

the fat dragon has once again graced the town with its untamable fire and unmatched power of instant loss

please stoooop thwacking me with ur big as fuck hammer it makes a squeak noise when it flattens me and now all the girls with big hammers want to thwack me too

ever since that one guilty gear player’s mind manifested a bridget that took over her body forever there’s been a bridget containment breach and so so many such cases

nice photo of a mountain range but can u like pour acid on it or something. i can almost see 2 pixels of something and i feel unwell

“I think a doll might be a type of bug but im not sure” segmented body, hard shell, glazed look in the eyes, screams when it comes out of the ground to mate What More do you want it’s literally a Bugs

ive seen the screenshots and i just don’t think they made that bug big enough. it’s no good

miss boss they found where you searched “big ass scolipede” 10 times in 1 day and they’re holding a sensitivity meeting about it. you gotta like. go to that I think

it has been absolute shit on planet fuck since they implemented dress codes on the girl pokemon

im not allowed to talk about the button that will scolipede you due to a non disclosure agreement but basically it Does

you don’t have to ask “is this slime girl a type of bug” no one needs to ask, you know in your heart deep down she Always Is

the camera bird in gensokyo found out about this and now there’s some compromising pics of me at the bottom of a staircase floating around the flying girl scene

i don’t enjoy the scenery or go “on a hike@” i go to the location and fall down 200 stairs. and the busty harpy flying over points and laughs at me and takes pictures to show all her friends

“are there any maids that are not venomous” I’m gonna stop you right there kid so get ready when i say this: every maid is going to kill you