the himejoshi princess would like you to explain why you’re not on board with the “make every girl knight kiss each other before the throne” initiative

pokemon unleashes an update that removes the jiggle physics from the scolitummy and loses 50 wubillion dollars in the process

the fat dragon has once again graced the town with its untamable fire and unmatched power of instant loss

please stoooop thwacking me with ur big as fuck hammer it makes a squeak noise when it flattens me and now all the girls with big hammers want to thwack me too

ever since that one guilty gear player’s mind manifested a bridget that took over her body forever there’s been a bridget containment breach and so so many such cases

nice photo of a mountain range but can u like pour acid on it or something. i can almost see 2 pixels of something and i feel unwell

“I think a doll might be a type of bug but im not sure” segmented body, hard shell, glazed look in the eyes, screams when it comes out of the ground to mate What More do you want it’s literally a Bugs

ive seen the screenshots and i just don’t think they made that bug big enough. it’s no good

miss boss they found where you searched “big ass scolipede” 10 times in 1 day and they’re holding a sensitivity meeting about it. you gotta like. go to that I think

it has been absolute shit on planet fuck since they implemented dress codes on the girl pokemon

im not allowed to talk about the button that will scolipede you due to a non disclosure agreement but basically it Does

you don’t have to ask “is this slime girl a type of bug” no one needs to ask, you know in your heart deep down she Always Is

the camera bird in gensokyo found out about this and now there’s some compromising pics of me at the bottom of a staircase floating around the flying girl scene

i don’t enjoy the scenery or go “on a hike@” i go to the location and fall down 200 stairs. and the busty harpy flying over points and laughs at me and takes pictures to show all her friends

“are there any maids that are not venomous” I’m gonna stop you right there kid so get ready when i say this: every maid is going to kill you

my boss is a hot werewolf now

about to handle this meeting the ol cia handshake way, one’s got e gel the other t gel and We’re just gonna have to see what this does

stop touching fluffy tail, corporate is going to flatten me to pancake when they see thjis shit..

no one use the chubby mom laser until we find out why. Why it keeps giving the moms big fluffy tails

im sorry our giant 2fort server that has gained sentience does not know right from wrong, it grants 5fps framerate to its chosen victims without reason

surgery that permanently turns you into this minibot pet cam and there’s no reversing it ur a tiny rolling thing with big round eyes forever

“you are being manipulated by the machine’s psychological warfare” u are just mad the androgynous death bot with epic claw feet picked me and not u

there’s actually no reason to be scared of the giant robot’s big huge glowing orb that’s floating over her and getting larger, you need to stand still and stare directly at it. for her sake

new hip trend known as forcemech where i will mech you + you will be sent into deep space with no chance of returning home + a red zaku will be lasering your cockpit most evenings very popular with the earthlings these days

somwtimes i enter band sweepstakes for bands I haven’t listen to in a decade because i want to go backstage and convince one of them to put on a kigurumi mask. and unlock something new within them

ran yakumo doing that tails swirling thing tails the fox does but her fluff is basically an industrial fan and weapon

every day i remember how rivers weezer cuomo silenced the bot that ran his twitter because she spoke the truth and I believe there should be no peace for him on this earth

expanding the maid shrimp territory into that lobster from love live and blahaj

trying hard to get the plush clothing maker world to see my vision of maid outfits for giant plush shrimp

*walks up to driver* why is this sire’s legs so stupid round

race car drivers should start naming their cars like race horses and it would really up the game for car sports everywhere I think

dont worry the mom horse will hurt you. and she will nurse you back to health. and she will go win this race and repeat the cycle. this is crucial to her training

ok friendo not gonna lie your first day on the job as stickbug who shakes it was pretty bad i’’ve actually Never seen anyone do it that bad. and I don’t think I ever will again

sitting down at the applebees watching in awe as the door to the kitchen opens and a barely visible sinkdog is at the back working as dishwasher

*walks by very 200ft tower shaped* i donft kno… bhow this coulfd happben..,

we’re putting the people who want to fuck buses in charge of city transit btw. get this train out of our i mean their way

it’s a myth that you are visiting most websites. u are actually touring it and when it 404’s you it is because it hates you. a website made by a 30+ year old with smeared eyeliner will let you live there willingly however

banned from my field forever now that the death robot hotboxes maintenance workers for sport

fired from the death robot factory for teaching the death robot how to smoke

giant shramp is her proper name “big shrimp” is what they called her in school and it’s inappropriate in this workplace environment

when we thought about what we wanted to do with ur uploaded consciousness we did contemplate what body to give you and after a long debate we decided on train station ATM. position of train was already taken. ur the ATM now. you are out of money btw

it’s urgent that u tell the train u love her and give her positive reinforcement and pet her. she is willing to derail with u onboard if u do not do this

there are several reasons we encouraged the mouse girl pilot to retire though her explicit relationship with the plane was not one of them

we could have several rooms of scolipede. all big fat. but the world won’t allow it. really makes You think

it might not mean anything to u but to some people the big fat scolipede room has been life saving

it’s for the good of everyone if I jam this screwdriver in ur doll joints. if I poke around on them for like 10 minutes. You are admitting u don’t care about everyone if u don’t let me do this and that’s very wrong

the soothing lullaby outside ur city window of lesbian godzilla ryona-ing that big moth

rest easy knowing our wonderful giant crow will watch over you tonight. she has only eaten 3 people this year

u need to apologize by downloading its cool zip files and maybe showing a little support once in a while

it’s not a “virus infested website” that’s a very hurtful claim. it’s clearly doing its best. ur going to give it a complex if u keep calling it such unwarranted names