end the year right Go suck on that fat dragon’s tail before it’s too late

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i didnt mean to cause a twelve mile electrical fire when i tripped and my fat ass took out the giant light display. i got distracted by the anime mom in the santa bikini. plkease it’s not m faujlt,,

it’s too late to move the playstation from the counter into the oven. you can’t make it

boss who uses me as a stress ball threw me at the wall and it made a comically loud fFwomp sound and everyone is laughjinh at me and now they’re all calling me “teh Fwomper”” IM gonna be sick

it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport

we couldn’t save her. and it’s all your fault. her last words were “if I dont get some fat tail im gonna die.” She told you

method of transport i prefer these days is the free one where the local bug thwacker home runs me with a bat into a window

you can’t use stairs. it can’t be done. it’s not possible. no real world execution of stairs. it’s never been attempted

it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport

the princess would like her knights to stop calling her things like “shrimp” and “small fucking loser” because the cursed amulet around her neck has been listening and now it’s calling her that stuff too

you need to be nicer to the cargo plane controlled by the spirit of your dead sister imbedded in the navigation system. she’s already caused 29 casualties this month and if you keep giving her attitude her rampage on the runway will reach iron man numbers

yes i drank all the film developer. go ahead and ban me from the premises. it won’t unpee your chemicals

the himejoshi princess would like you to explain why you’re not on board with the “make every girl knight kiss each other before the throne” initiative

pokemon unleashes an update that removes the jiggle physics from the scolitummy and loses 50 wubillion dollars in the process

the fat dragon has once again graced the town with its untamable fire and unmatched power of instant loss

please stoooop thwacking me with ur big as fuck hammer it makes a squeak noise when it flattens me and now all the girls with big hammers want to thwack me too

ever since that one guilty gear player’s mind manifested a bridget that took over her body forever there’s been a bridget containment breach and so so many such cases

nice photo of a mountain range but can u like pour acid on it or something. i can almost see 2 pixels of something and i feel unwell

“I think a doll might be a type of bug but im not sure” segmented body, hard shell, glazed look in the eyes, screams when it comes out of the ground to mate What More do you want it’s literally a Bugs

ive seen the screenshots and i just don’t think they made that bug big enough. it’s no good

miss boss they found where you searched “big ass scolipede” 10 times in 1 day and they’re holding a sensitivity meeting about it. you gotta like. go to that I think

it has been absolute shit on planet fuck since they implemented dress codes on the girl pokemon

im not allowed to talk about the button that will scolipede you due to a non disclosure agreement but basically it Does

you don’t have to ask “is this slime girl a type of bug” no one needs to ask, you know in your heart deep down she Always Is

the camera bird in gensokyo found out about this and now there’s some compromising pics of me at the bottom of a staircase floating around the flying girl scene

i don’t enjoy the scenery or go “on a hike@” i go to the location and fall down 200 stairs. and the busty harpy flying over points and laughs at me and takes pictures to show all her friends

“are there any maids that are not venomous” I’m gonna stop you right there kid so get ready when i say this: every maid is going to kill you

my boss is a hot werewolf now

about to handle this meeting the ol cia handshake way, one’s got e gel the other t gel and We’re just gonna have to see what this does

stop touching fluffy tail, corporate is going to flatten me to pancake when they see thjis shit..

no one use the chubby mom laser until we find out why. Why it keeps giving the moms big fluffy tails

im sorry our giant 2fort server that has gained sentience does not know right from wrong, it grants 5fps framerate to its chosen victims without reason

surgery that permanently turns you into this minibot pet cam and there’s no reversing it ur a tiny rolling thing with big round eyes forever

“you are being manipulated by the machine’s psychological warfare” u are just mad the androgynous death bot with epic claw feet picked me and not u

there’s actually no reason to be scared of the giant robot’s big huge glowing orb that’s floating over her and getting larger, you need to stand still and stare directly at it. for her sake

new hip trend known as forcemech where i will mech you + you will be sent into deep space with no chance of returning home + a red zaku will be lasering your cockpit most evenings very popular with the earthlings these days

somwtimes i enter band sweepstakes for bands I haven’t listen to in a decade because i want to go backstage and convince one of them to put on a kigurumi mask. and unlock something new within them

ran yakumo doing that tails swirling thing tails the fox does but her fluff is basically an industrial fan and weapon

every day i remember how rivers weezer cuomo silenced the bot that ran his twitter because she spoke the truth and I believe there should be no peace for him on this earth

expanding the maid shrimp territory into that lobster from love live and blahaj

trying hard to get the plush clothing maker world to see my vision of maid outfits for giant plush shrimp

*walks up to driver* why is this sire’s legs so stupid round

race car drivers should start naming their cars like race horses and it would really up the game for car sports everywhere I think

dont worry the mom horse will hurt you. and she will nurse you back to health. and she will go win this race and repeat the cycle. this is crucial to her training

ok friendo not gonna lie your first day on the job as stickbug who shakes it was pretty bad i’’ve actually Never seen anyone do it that bad. and I don’t think I ever will again

sitting down at the applebees watching in awe as the door to the kitchen opens and a barely visible sinkdog is at the back working as dishwasher

*walks by very 200ft tower shaped* i donft kno… bhow this coulfd happben..,

we’re putting the people who want to fuck buses in charge of city transit btw. get this train out of our i mean their way

it’s a myth that you are visiting most websites. u are actually touring it and when it 404’s you it is because it hates you. a website made by a 30+ year old with smeared eyeliner will let you live there willingly however