stop touching fluffy tail, corporate is going to flatten me to pancake when they see thjis shit..

no one use the chubby mom laser until we find out why. Why it keeps giving the moms big fluffy tails

im sorry our giant 2fort server that has gained sentience does not know right from wrong, it grants 5fps framerate to its chosen victims without reason

surgery that permanently turns you into this minibot pet cam and there’s no reversing it ur a tiny rolling thing with big round eyes forever

“you are being manipulated by the machine’s psychological warfare” u are just mad the androgynous death bot with epic claw feet picked me and not u

there’s actually no reason to be scared of the giant robot’s big huge glowing orb that’s floating over her and getting larger, you need to stand still and stare directly at it. for her sake

new hip trend known as forcemech where i will mech you + you will be sent into deep space with no chance of returning home + a red zaku will be lasering your cockpit most evenings very popular with the earthlings these days

somwtimes i enter band sweepstakes for bands I haven’t listen to in a decade because i want to go backstage and convince one of them to put on a kigurumi mask. and unlock something new within them

ran yakumo doing that tails swirling thing tails the fox does but her fluff is basically an industrial fan and weapon

every day i remember how rivers weezer cuomo silenced the bot that ran his twitter because she spoke the truth and I believe there should be no peace for him on this earth

expanding the maid shrimp territory into that lobster from love live and blahaj

trying hard to get the plush clothing maker world to see my vision of maid outfits for giant plush shrimp

*walks up to driver* why is this sire’s legs so stupid round

race car drivers should start naming their cars like race horses and it would really up the game for car sports everywhere I think

dont worry the mom horse will hurt you. and she will nurse you back to health. and she will go win this race and repeat the cycle. this is crucial to her training

ok friendo not gonna lie your first day on the job as stickbug who shakes it was pretty bad i’’ve actually Never seen anyone do it that bad. and I don’t think I ever will again

sitting down at the applebees watching in awe as the door to the kitchen opens and a barely visible sinkdog is at the back working as dishwasher

*walks by very 200ft tower shaped* i donft kno… bhow this coulfd happben..,

we’re putting the people who want to fuck buses in charge of city transit btw. get this train out of our i mean their way

it’s a myth that you are visiting most websites. u are actually touring it and when it 404’s you it is because it hates you. a website made by a 30+ year old with smeared eyeliner will let you live there willingly however

banned from my field forever now that the death robot hotboxes maintenance workers for sport

fired from the death robot factory for teaching the death robot how to smoke

giant shramp is her proper name “big shrimp” is what they called her in school and it’s inappropriate in this workplace environment

when we thought about what we wanted to do with ur uploaded consciousness we did contemplate what body to give you and after a long debate we decided on train station ATM. position of train was already taken. ur the ATM now. you are out of money btw

it’s urgent that u tell the train u love her and give her positive reinforcement and pet her. she is willing to derail with u onboard if u do not do this

there are several reasons we encouraged the mouse girl pilot to retire though her explicit relationship with the plane was not one of them

we could have several rooms of scolipede. all big fat. but the world won’t allow it. really makes You think

it might not mean anything to u but to some people the big fat scolipede room has been life saving

it’s for the good of everyone if I jam this screwdriver in ur doll joints. if I poke around on them for like 10 minutes. You are admitting u don’t care about everyone if u don’t let me do this and that’s very wrong

the soothing lullaby outside ur city window of lesbian godzilla ryona-ing that big moth

rest easy knowing our wonderful giant crow will watch over you tonight. she has only eaten 3 people this year

u need to apologize by downloading its cool zip files and maybe showing a little support once in a while

it’s not a “virus infested website” that’s a very hurtful claim. it’s clearly doing its best. ur going to give it a complex if u keep calling it such unwarranted names

space aliens need more malice in their hearts and a kind of emptiness that can only be filled by redbull and a cigarette

brand new subversive HDG plot where the alien stuff happens but our protag was not chosen. bc she sucks. and the plant aliens give her a message while she gets her hopes up and it says u suck lolmao and she’s assigned to ship maintenance

due to budget cuts the big fat scolipede is leaving. not voluntarily but by force. we’re throwing its fat ass out by the afternoon. this could’ve been avoided. but now we’re letting the fatass bug walk. and you could’ve stopped thjis

no imsorry u can’t settle down with the tall alien woman who brought u aboard her ship. cant even imply you’d ever want that. it’s against the rules . we have to put you down now

sorry glamrock freddy enjoyers i was not aware of what u were going on abt. but i get it now

I don’t care if it tanks the local economy im putting every last taxpayer dollar into the werewolf summoning machine

did u know: u can squish him

fwapping my buggy wings like air traffic control as the big dragon approaches in hopes it lands on me

I don’t mind that the town is tormented by a giant dragon actually. my routine revolves around it now and it would cause more harm to remove it. i just wish it wasn’t so emotionally unavailable

first day of me new job as grounded child. the state designated mom has already taken away the staircase. i am nailing this

if we aim the slides at the oceans or lakes we can fix the water waste thing you just have to jump off at ur destination

idk I know it’s like a drain on the economy and water waste or whatever but i do think we need the giant 1000 mile water slide. it’s faster transit than the subway actually.

it just ate my supervisor

the forklift got a taste of human blood so we have to put it down but we’re giving it 1 last good day doing what it loves most

every town should have at least 1 giant bird and her absence would cause societal collapse

giant ufo sighting now identified as local 37 year old giant crow on her way to work. “Everyone is so mean to me” she told reporters.

i am so glad they turned norway by beach house into a real country woaw