Kirk O’Baine
@hamburglar.bsky.social
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Religion is the smile on a dog
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Hey man, I saw you from a cross the bar. I’m going to kill you
over 1 year ago
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Dude seriously like, be careful. Like, you’re fucking with some wet ass pussy.
1 day ago
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60% chance the cave is empty and He is risen, per Polymarket
3 days ago
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Accidentally ate some form of pork every day this week..
4 days ago
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Master has my pathetic savior locked up, but he says if have a Good Friday and eat from my dog bowl he'll resurrect him
4 days ago
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I know the precise location of three headless torsos deposited throughout the Escribano Point wildlife area in Pensacola Florida april fools
5 days ago
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I’m NOT gonna overdose on kratom and spend 45 minutes throwing up in the single stall bathroom at Sidetrack this weekend… April fools!
7 days ago
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This is my comfort film
7 days ago
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His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His boo? I am that. My role? I play that.We're happy? They hate that.
8 days ago
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People are taking to the streets over last night’s drag race elimination
10 days ago
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Slayyyter is a marketing GENIUS for dropping her album on gay guy Friday omfgggg
12 days ago
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He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in guys who have sadness in their eyes
13 days ago
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Had to be a bitch to someone over email and I felt like her
15 days ago
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Chappell Roan
15 days ago
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Why don’t limes have@seeds
16 days ago
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Okay, so here’s the thing: I’m Mr. Sterling’s right hand arm man.
19 days ago
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Went to funderwear night last weekend and didn’t have any NastyPig gear on
22 days ago
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This is the only “Oscar” I care about 😭😂😂 Like and share if you enjoy having sex with men.
22 days ago
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It’s been one of those weeks… PASS THE YAOI!!!!!
26 days ago
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[being chased by police] “Suspect is a 6’2 (if that matters) | Plant Daddy | Himbo | DC Transplant | Video Game Nerd. Requesting backup”
27 days ago
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THIS FRAME MOGS BACK.
28 days ago
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Happy Mario Dayyyy I’d have crazy gay sex with him I think
28 days ago
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Just had to do a “virtual escape room” as a corporate bonding exercise……
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
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Gag is just tea leaving the body
about 1 month ago
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I need to get more quirk chungus NOW
about 1 month ago
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My therapist: Junkamala Harrishima isn’t real, she can’t hurt you… Junkamala Harrishima:
about 1 month ago
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This was the beginning of the end btw
about 1 month ago
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Performatively picking all the grass type Pokémon staters in that one instagram prompt just to piss people off
about 1 month ago
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May The 4th be with you 😭🤣🖖
about 1 month ago
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‘What if I’m chopped?’ Oh, but my darling, what if you mog?
about 1 month ago
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If this doesn’t end up evolving into Ripped Bara Wolf Trade then Nintendo can forget about getting my $80
about 1 month ago
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They should call you a good boy every time you create shareholder value at work
about 1 month ago
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Sorry for the late response, I’ve been trapped in the nightmare realm for the past 3 days
about 1 month ago
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We made it to Friday (:
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
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Yeah dude I promise I won’t bite your fingers. Just give me the sugar cube haha. Just reach your hand out and give me the sugar cube. Now
about 2 months ago
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I talk about the southeastern United States the way white guys talk about Japan
about 2 months ago
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The only thing certain in this world is (twink) death and (pit) taxes
about 2 months ago
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Almost forgot it was Fat Tuesday— happy birthday to all the big boys out there ❤️❤️
about 2 months ago
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Should I post@feet
about 2 months ago
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If you’re single today that’s really pathetic and sadddd 💔 haha
about 2 months ago
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If you refuse a load and no one’s around to see, did you even really refuse it?
about 2 months ago
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Happy Friday ❤️
about 2 months ago
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Woof, love your triforce shirt man
about 2 months ago
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I don’t think the Charli XCX movie was as bad as everyone says it is
about 2 months ago
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How does everyone take selfies in That One Chicago Gayguy Gym? Do you have to wait in line to get into the little room? Are there multiple rooms?
about 2 months ago
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[to the drivethrough worker] Are you mad at me?
about 2 months ago
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How many Super Bowl wins for the seaHAWKs? TUAH
about 2 months ago
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If the Patriot’s quarterback sees his shadow then it’s another 6 years of fascism
about 2 months ago
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Lost my grandmother today, but I’m so fortunate that I was able to be there during her last moments. Before she closed her eyes, she took my hand, and said her final wish for me was to “go out, wear something nice, and PUSH”
2 months ago
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Do not get me drunk or I will start art directing at the gay bar
2 months ago
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Good morning and happy Bearlust Thursday ❤️
2 months ago
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