Spending my Memorial Day weekend getting some fresh air ❤️ check out this awesome view from my hotel

I kinda forgot they put Mario in Dark Souls III

Oops! 🤏 I got your media literacyyy! 🤛

I used to be a fan of Little Bunny FooFoo when he’d hop through the forest, but I didn’t realized he’d been scooping up field mice and bopping them on the HEAD? Unfollowing now.

In November 2019 a disease called COVID will be discovered in Wuhan, China. It will spread quickly, causing a worldwide pandemic and killing 6 million people. It will affect everyone’s day-to-day lives, causing a recession in the econom

Sorry for the late response, I was accidentally reflecting upon external stimuli

I’d live in the Resident Evil world for these gas prices…. We basically already do anyways

It’s always “happy humpday” but never “happy frotday” 😕

Woke up this morning still full from last night’s Taco Bell

Wait… if I’m Tea.. and you’re Mother… then who’s Boots???

Yeah bro of course I’m on PrEP P BR R olling Rock E quis (Dos) P abst Blue Ribbon

I have HPV (Hungry Person Virus)

Sweet dreams? Contrary to previously gathered data, they’re actually made of THIS. And at the end of the day—who am I to disagree?

I think I just fell out of a coconut tree

Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 one time when I was 8 I saw a man jump off a highway overpass into oncoming traffic

Sittinggg 🤩💅✨

Bro you seriously don’t know the caramelldansen? You fucking straight or something?

Me when it’s May 1st 😏😂😂😂 repost if you understand this or if you have unprotected sex with men

Good morning/afternoon and happy Friday

Post a pic where your feet card was insane. I’ll go first

IJMOL (I just MERP’ed out loud)

I love being the only gay guy at work. I’m not scared to send the 💖 emoji. And they eat it up too

What’s up man? You catch the draft last week? I can’t believe Miami picked Ca— [inflates you so that your belly gets big and round]

Showed up late for bearface practice

Kinda just realized the unshakeable sense of impending doom that I had last week was simply due to a hangover

[sics my voracious hounds on you] Hey man I notice you didn’t fire emoji react to my selfie haha

Dude is everything okay? You’re not acting as Weight Lifter | Chicago | Himbo in Training | 6’1 as usual :/

$7 coldbrew secured

I wish that everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what

Good morning everyone

Wuthering Heights was good, and btw I was a few credits away from minoring in English. So I’d know

Pregnant boy summer ❤️‍🔥

Something in mens’ neural pathways changes at age 32 that makes Steely Dan sound like the voice of god

The only confession I’ve made on a dance floor is that I need another DRINK! Haha jk. Happy Wednesday everyone

Please check in on your 35+ year old gay friends today

I hope I don’t have to fight my evil shadow self today

Happy Wednesday all

Dude seriously like, be careful. Like, you’re fucking with some wet ass pussy.

60% chance the cave is empty and He is risen, per Polymarket

Accidentally ate some form of pork every day this week..

Master has my pathetic savior locked up, but he says if have a Good Friday and eat from my dog bowl he'll resurrect him

I know the precise location of three headless torsos deposited throughout the Escribano Point wildlife area in Pensacola Florida april fools

I’m NOT gonna overdose on kratom and spend 45 minutes throwing up in the single stall bathroom at Sidetrack this weekend… April fools!

This is my comfort film

His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His boo? I am that. My role? I play that.We're happy? They hate that.

People are taking to the streets over last night’s drag race elimination

Slayyyter is a marketing GENIUS for dropping her album on gay guy Friday omfgggg

He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in guys who have sadness in their eyes

Had to be a bitch to someone over email and I felt like her

Chappell Roan