This is what Madonna meant when she said she had something she wanted to talk about

Cubfessions on a Dance Floor

Google “bear seduction Thursday” You’ll thank me later

Come and take it.

Finally recovered from my 3 day pride bender

So many young guys are out with their fathers at the pride street party 😍 I love when family is supportive ❤️

Check out the non-hookup focused app I just created centered on dating, making friends & community

&& look for the girl w/ the broken smile ask her if she wants to stay awhile xx Volleyball game later and then cold stone with my bitchess(: cell is on!

I’m about to “Madonna is the greatest artist of all time” my way into some old man dick this pride weekend

Pride plans 🤩🏳️‍🌈❤️ anyone got a similar schedule??

The fact that it’s been 75 degrees and sunny every day for a month in Seattle….. and now it’s supposed to rain this weekend for pride………..

Woke up 15 minutes before my alarm

Dude you’re so right haha, you DO look like the dad from Inside Out! How hairy is your ass

I remember being born

All marriage is “gay” marriage

Barack Obama’s Summer Breeding List

Seeing Stop That Train with my buddies tomorrow…. Nothing better than leaving the wives behind and watching an action movie with your bros 😂🤣🤣

Amazing things can happen when you hire a bear as your voice actor

I’m not liable for anything I do or say when it’s over 85 degrees

Good dick will have you laid up like “so the Jenova cells within Cloud are compelling him towards Sephiroth?”

The concept of a group chat with 50 gay guys in it…………….

Status update from the mirror dimension

It’s so fucked up when you see a bear dating a woman. She doesn’t deserve him

Gentle reminder that everyone’s pride journey isn’t an easy one. I came out as a Himbo | DC Transplant | Pokémon Trainer to my parents and they wouldn’t speak to me for years

The kids can have their fun with Kingdom Hearts 4. The MEN will be enjoying Anime Feet Boys

Can’t wait to hang out with some lovely and fat #bears this weekend #PRIDE

Other gays: abs, drinking / partying, speedos on the beach, always traveling Me: a troglofauna with no eyes who has evolutionarily adapted to cave life Yeah. I’m a little different. 😭🤣🤣

It’s almost Their time…

“&& shade never made anybody less gay” — Taylor swift ❤️ Does anyone know where to get GHB?

Gay cooks be like Yass chef

𝓌𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓈𝒽! we cast You Are Gay ✨

today’s teens have no idea what this means 😭😭😂 repost if you have a strained relationship with your father

Men used to go to war. Now they collect Pokémon plushies AND go to war :3

Neeeeed to do this on a warm summer day. She looks relaxed asf

Spending my Memorial Day weekend getting some fresh air ❤️ check out this awesome view from my hotel

I kinda forgot they put Mario in Dark Souls III

Oops! 🤏 I got your media literacyyy! 🤛

I used to be a fan of Little Bunny FooFoo when he’d hop through the forest, but I didn’t realized he’d been scooping up field mice and bopping them on the HEAD? Unfollowing now.

In November 2019 a disease called COVID will be discovered in Wuhan, China. It will spread quickly, causing a worldwide pandemic and killing 6 million people. It will affect everyone’s day-to-day lives, causing a recession in the econom

Sorry for the late response, I was accidentally reflecting upon external stimuli

I’d live in the Resident Evil world for these gas prices…. We basically already do anyways

It’s always “happy humpday” but never “happy frotday” 😕

Woke up this morning still full from last night’s Taco Bell

Wait… if I’m Tea.. and you’re Mother… then who’s Boots???

Yeah bro of course I’m on PrEP P BR R olling Rock E quis (Dos) P abst Blue Ribbon

I have HPV (Hungry Person Virus)

Sweet dreams? Contrary to previously gathered data, they’re actually made of THIS. And at the end of the day—who am I to disagree?

I think I just fell out of a coconut tree

Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 one time when I was 8 I saw a man jump off a highway overpass into oncoming traffic

Sittinggg 🤩💅✨