Kirk O’Baine
@hamburglar.bsky.social
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Religion is the smile on a dog 📍 SEA
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Hey man, I saw you from a cross the bar. I’m going to kill you
over 1 year ago
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Spending my Memorial Day weekend getting some fresh air ❤️ check out this awesome view from my hotel
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I kinda forgot they put Mario in Dark Souls III
2 days ago
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Oops! 🤏 I got your media literacyyy! 🤛
3 days ago
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I used to be a fan of Little Bunny FooFoo when he’d hop through the forest, but I didn’t realized he’d been scooping up field mice and bopping them on the HEAD? Unfollowing now.
4 days ago
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In November 2019 a disease called COVID will be discovered in Wuhan, China. It will spread quickly, causing a worldwide pandemic and killing 6 million people. It will affect everyone’s day-to-day lives, causing a recession in the econom
5 days ago
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Sorry for the late response, I was accidentally reflecting upon external stimuli
6 days ago
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I’d live in the Resident Evil world for these gas prices…. We basically already do anyways
9 days ago
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It’s always “happy humpday” but never “happy frotday” 😕
11 days ago
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Woke up this morning still full from last night’s Taco Bell
12 days ago
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Wait… if I’m Tea.. and you’re Mother… then who’s Boots???
13 days ago
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Yeah bro of course I’m on PrEP P BR R olling Rock E quis (Dos) P abst Blue Ribbon
16 days ago
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I have HPV (Hungry Person Virus)
17 days ago
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Sweet dreams? Contrary to previously gathered data, they’re actually made of THIS. And at the end of the day—who am I to disagree?
18 days ago
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I think I just fell out of a coconut tree
19 days ago
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Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 one time when I was 8 I saw a man jump off a highway overpass into oncoming traffic
19 days ago
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Sittinggg 🤩💅✨
20 days ago
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Bro you seriously don’t know the caramelldansen? You fucking straight or something?
21 days ago
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Me when it’s May 1st 😏😂😂😂 repost if you understand this or if you have unprotected sex with men
23 days ago
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Good morning/afternoon and happy Friday
23 days ago
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Post a pic where your feet card was insane. I’ll go first
24 days ago
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IJMOL (I just MERP’ed out loud)
25 days ago
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I love being the only gay guy at work. I’m not scared to send the 💖 emoji. And they eat it up too
26 days ago
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What’s up man? You catch the draft last week? I can’t believe Miami picked Ca— [inflates you so that your belly gets big and round]
26 days ago
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Showed up late for bearface practice
27 days ago
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Kinda just realized the unshakeable sense of impending doom that I had last week was simply due to a hangover
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30 days ago
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[sics my voracious hounds on you] Hey man I notice you didn’t fire emoji react to my selfie haha
30 days ago
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Dude is everything okay? You’re not acting as Weight Lifter | Chicago | Himbo in Training | 6’1 as usual :/
about 1 month ago
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$7 coldbrew secured
about 1 month ago
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I wish that everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what
about 1 month ago
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Good morning everyone
about 1 month ago
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Wuthering Heights was good, and btw I was a few credits away from minoring in English. So I’d know
about 1 month ago
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Pregnant boy summer ❤️🔥
about 1 month ago
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Something in mens’ neural pathways changes at age 32 that makes Steely Dan sound like the voice of god
about 1 month ago
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The only confession I’ve made on a dance floor is that I need another DRINK! Haha jk. Happy Wednesday everyone
about 1 month ago
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Please check in on your 35+ year old gay friends today
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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I hope I don’t have to fight my evil shadow self today
about 1 month ago
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Happy Wednesday all
about 2 months ago
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Dude seriously like, be careful. Like, you’re fucking with some wet ass pussy.
about 2 months ago
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60% chance the cave is empty and He is risen, per Polymarket
about 2 months ago
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Accidentally ate some form of pork every day this week..
about 2 months ago
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Master has my pathetic savior locked up, but he says if have a Good Friday and eat from my dog bowl he'll resurrect him
about 2 months ago
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I know the precise location of three headless torsos deposited throughout the Escribano Point wildlife area in Pensacola Florida april fools
about 2 months ago
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I’m NOT gonna overdose on kratom and spend 45 minutes throwing up in the single stall bathroom at Sidetrack this weekend… April fools!
about 2 months ago
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This is my comfort film
about 2 months ago
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His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His boo? I am that. My role? I play that.We're happy? They hate that.
about 2 months ago
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People are taking to the streets over last night’s drag race elimination
about 2 months ago
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Slayyyter is a marketing GENIUS for dropping her album on gay guy Friday omfgggg
about 2 months ago
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He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in guys who have sadness in their eyes
about 2 months ago
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Had to be a bitch to someone over email and I felt like her
2 months ago
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Chappell Roan
2 months ago
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