Dude seriously like, be careful. Like, you’re fucking with some wet ass pussy.

60% chance the cave is empty and He is risen, per Polymarket

Accidentally ate some form of pork every day this week..

Master has my pathetic savior locked up, but he says if have a Good Friday and eat from my dog bowl he'll resurrect him

I know the precise location of three headless torsos deposited throughout the Escribano Point wildlife area in Pensacola Florida april fools

I’m NOT gonna overdose on kratom and spend 45 minutes throwing up in the single stall bathroom at Sidetrack this weekend… April fools!

This is my comfort film

His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His boo? I am that. My role? I play that.We're happy? They hate that.

People are taking to the streets over last night’s drag race elimination

Slayyyter is a marketing GENIUS for dropping her album on gay guy Friday omfgggg

He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in guys who have sadness in their eyes

Had to be a bitch to someone over email and I felt like her

Chappell Roan

Why don’t limes have@seeds

Okay, so here’s the thing: I’m Mr. Sterling’s right hand arm man.

Went to funderwear night last weekend and didn’t have any NastyPig gear on

This is the only “Oscar” I care about 😭😂😂 Like and share if you enjoy having sex with men.

It’s been one of those weeks… PASS THE YAOI!!!!!

[being chased by police] “Suspect is a 6’2 (if that matters) | Plant Daddy | Himbo | DC Transplant | Video Game Nerd. Requesting backup”

THIS FRAME MOGS BACK.

Happy Mario Dayyyy I’d have crazy gay sex with him I think

Just had to do a “virtual escape room” as a corporate bonding exercise……

Gag is just tea leaving the body

I need to get more quirk chungus NOW

My therapist: Junkamala Harrishima isn’t real, she can’t hurt you… Junkamala Harrishima:

This was the beginning of the end btw

Performatively picking all the grass type Pokémon staters in that one instagram prompt just to piss people off

May The 4th be with you 😭🤣🖖

‘What if I’m chopped?’ Oh, but my darling, what if you mog?

If this doesn’t end up evolving into Ripped Bara Wolf Trade then Nintendo can forget about getting my $80

They should call you a good boy every time you create shareholder value at work

Sorry for the late response, I’ve been trapped in the nightmare realm for the past 3 days

We made it to Friday (:

Yeah dude I promise I won’t bite your fingers. Just give me the sugar cube haha. Just reach your hand out and give me the sugar cube. Now

I talk about the southeastern United States the way white guys talk about Japan

The only thing certain in this world is (twink) death and (pit) taxes

Almost forgot it was Fat Tuesday— happy birthday to all the big boys out there ❤️❤️

Should I post@feet

If you’re single today that’s really pathetic and sadddd 💔 haha

If you refuse a load and no one’s around to see, did you even really refuse it?

Happy Friday ❤️

Woof, love your triforce shirt man

I don’t think the Charli XCX movie was as bad as everyone says it is

How does everyone take selfies in That One Chicago Gayguy Gym? Do you have to wait in line to get into the little room? Are there multiple rooms?

[to the drivethrough worker] Are you mad at me?

How many Super Bowl wins for the seaHAWKs? TUAH

If the Patriot’s quarterback sees his shadow then it’s another 6 years of fascism

Lost my grandmother today, but I’m so fortunate that I was able to be there during her last moments. Before she closed her eyes, she took my hand, and said her final wish for me was to “go out, wear something nice, and PUSH”

Do not get me drunk or I will start art directing at the gay bar

Good morning and happy Bearlust Thursday ❤️