If you refuse a load and no one’s around to see, did you even really refuse it?

Happy Friday ❤️

Woof, love your triforce shirt man

I don’t think the Charli XCX movie was as bad as everyone says it is

How does everyone take selfies in That One Chicago Gayguy Gym? Do you have to wait in line to get into the little room? Are there multiple rooms?

[to the drivethrough worker] Are you mad at me?

How many Super Bowl wins for the seaHAWKs? TUAH

If the Patriot’s quarterback sees his shadow then it’s another 6 years of fascism

Lost my grandmother today, but I’m so fortunate that I was able to be there during her last moments. Before she closed her eyes, she took my hand, and said her final wish for me was to “go out, wear something nice, and PUSH”

Do not get me drunk or I will start art directing at the gay bar

Good morning and happy Bearlust Thursday ❤️

I accept all cookies

How are you a STRAIGHT man sleeping on a QUEEN bed?🤨

Groundhog SLAY, Hunties! Looks Like We’ll Have 6 More SICKENING Weeks Of Winter

Can I come over & stand in the darkest corner of your room and stare at you?

2025: nonbinary bear trade 2026: polycule otter harem Like & share if you agree

Good morning Bluesky warriors

Y’all I found out how to get like $100 off plane tickets. Basically you just have to google “big hairy shirtless men kissing,” then click on the 3rd or 4th option. Sounds weird but trust me

Two truths and a lie: - I hear the birds on the summer breeze - I drive fast - I am alone at midnight

I’ve said it before but a lot of y’all wanna act brand new, so I’ll say it again: Deciduous trees produce flowers and/or fruit, while Conifers bear seeds👏within👏a vessel👏

Wowzer, sis! Your weener is givinggg 😍

what is Washing Me if not Washing My Clothes persevering

Behind every resident evil is an even more residential and eviler resident

Good morning gay people

Big is moving to Paris

Oomf posted a 2016 throwback pic and it’s him in middle school……………..

Who else on this app is just a geeky guy with a hairy belly & a big heart? 😅

People describe me as the thinking man’s François Arnaud

[holding a gun to my head] Haha yeah dude you’re such a himbo

Y’all aren’t ready for this conversation.

Boarding the abandoned space freighter that’s been sending out a distress signal bc there might be hoes onboard

I’m gay

My Nike socks get holes in the heels after 4 months, yet my joke socks with some bullshit like “I Love Tacos” on them have held up for 7 years

I thought this expedition was gonna be clair but it’s actually really freaking obscur??? Dude what the hell

FIRST FATBOY FRIDAY OF THE YEAR

Okay I NEED to be more tsundere in 2026

I haven’t showered since last year 😂

More like SKEETED Rivalry 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 has anyone seen my cousin Todd he’s been missing since the 26th

Rounding out 2025 with more Chappell Roan discourse

My parents’ garage door when I accidentally backed their Honda Civic into it at age 16:

Did anyone else think Tim Allen was their real dad when they were little? I did

Merry Yiffmas ❤️

Just realized Christmas falls on Bear Seduction Thursday this year OMFGGG

The American Lottery Association is right….. there’s POWER in balls

Welp. Just had to cut my 9 y/o niece out of my life for using Gen AI to make my Christmas card. Do better.

Unfortunately I will not be able to make it to my local gay bar’s “Hairy FISTmas Party,” as I have a scheduling conflict

Real eyes realize real lies </3 ***Mall with Becca and Casey later*** Cell is onnnn(:

Seated for the mandatory 1.5 hour long Holiday Fun Time meeting at work

You’re telling me a butter nutted in this squash?? 😂 just kidding

A plain 16oz coldbrew now costs over $7 at my local cafe