The hot man with a gorgeous ass I was flirting and making out with all night was also a top, and his husband isn’t that cute

rotom (pacemaker forme)

If you want to excise kink from the furry community you are a fascist. You don't get to hide behind obfuscating language. You are a fascist and the thing that you want is fascism.

Finally playing through AdAstra for the first time, and the main character is like: "Darn, I gotta be a species ambassador on an alien planet and gently brush and massage my big beefy boss and slowly gain mutual respect while comparing cultures, yuck!" PUT ME IN THE SHIP. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.

I had a bad time at fwa last year, and I haven't planned anything for this year but like... Should I?

I want to study his brain

God forbid this fox finds me in the woods 🤭

hey look a fun history lesson!

cartoon gooners is such a specific dog whistle

him: i’m a no limits sub. i’ll do anything you want Daddy. me: (fires up my playstation) ok faggot, dodge 200 lightning bolts

product idea: comfort "ctrl z" keyset for digital artists trying out traditional mediums it doesn't work there's a little speaker and every time you press it, it just says "it's okay"

Sometimes boys like to play dress up, okay?

I wish calling out when sick wasn't so fucking stressful. Like I'm a nurse working with vulnerable patient populations it should be a no brainer to stay home and not get people sick.

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

Oh so he's an -asshole- asshole.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

I want a refund on my day off. I was sick, it shouldn't count.

i finally tracked one of these things down (they're weirdly sort of hard to find unless you go to instagram) and this shit is so much weirder than you even think it's going to be.

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Enemies to crushes… #WillHarris #ManeAttraction #GOATmovie #nsfw #furrybara #furry #bara

Me to my friends in the dark room.

Free punk band name: Kamikaze Cummy Tummy

I’d like to study you culturally normal duo

i actually think men need to have smaller dicks. everyone i encounter is so cocked up can i have a starter dick for a minute. mom didn't raise a quitter so i do my duty but it's nice to try the bunny slope every once in a while

gonna be gettin a lotta use outta "damn that's crazy" this year, i can already tell

Publishing a new self help book based on my lived experiences called "Oh No! I Think This Guy Is Cool and Now I Have To See His Butthole Or I'll Combust!"

As god intended

Bottom dads are so hot. 🤤

still to this day he had such a profound effect on me like he's why i put hashtags on everything he's so #real

PSA if we ever have a back and forth that lasts more than ten or so messages/posts I have imagined what your butthole tastes and feels like and what you sound like under me

Discord really said

Republican respect for the troops ends the moment a veteran has an opnion they don't like.

More boys should be under me

Coombrained himbos in porn have ruined us.

Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy

As with all things it is both a blessing and a curse but fuck the curse haters stay wishing they were me

My mom had a bumper sticker that said "I SUPPORT MEANINGLESS JINGOISTIC CLICHES," so I didn't come from nowhere

They are boyfriends

@jascha Reminds me of that joke Child to his biologist dad: "Dad what's an electron?" Dad: "Why don't you ask your mom, she's the physicist, electrons are her wheelworks." Child: "But I don't want to know *that* much about it."

One of those days where there's just always more piss idk

Bro my needs are so simple JUST CALL ME A BIG STRONG HANDSOME BOY/MAN/BULL AND JORK MY PEANITS WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTINGGGGGGG OR GRAB MY TITS AND ILL DO IT MY GD SELF OR LET ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR BUTTHOLE I DONT ASK FOR MUCH

i hate everything about this timeline except beefy human units wearing the skimpiest underwear. they are good in this timeline. give me more of that, all the time.