Much like Scrat from the Ice Age franchise, I'm gonna get that NUTT

I need to be fucking institutionalized I stg. "Go fucking jerk off before you start texting me" echos in my head every time I voice an impure opinion now.

Many such nights

Aflutter patients be like

I may not jack off to your weird shit but I will throw it back crazy bread style for your right to goon to it —Voltaire

Feels relevant for international workers day. Good metric of how bad things have gotten.

Don't let them lie to you the foxes are def part of the upkeep crew

Many are saying this

One thing I love about furries is how we've normalized biting to the point where if I say I bite you don't know if I'm saying I'll be rough in the bedroom or if I'm saying I've got like a 2xl mental illness

Is every possum furry into feet or something??? I'm like 4/4 with the possums I know of that have a nigh DEBILITATING gripper addiction.

Asking the straight, toxic suburban dad if he’s a breasts man or an ass man cut to him swirly eyed ravenously eating your butt mentally repeating a mantra of “I’m an ASS man… I’m an ASS man…” for hours 🍑🌀

He is. So. Hot.

we need a slur for Gen X

Beautiful men are texting me named “AirPods battery needs charging” and “Software update tonight”

Slur-laden Light Yagami can still happen if people want it bad enough

rage room but we hate fuck

I put an evil king in a dnd campaign that took food from poor children to 'save money' and spent the savings on lavish balls, and my players told me that he was too cartoonishly villainous to be believable

Me irl

I saw the first two words en espanol, dusted off my dora the explorer 9th grade Spanish, and got fucking sucker punched by the punchline

straddling a friend of mine talking about attachment styles I fear i’m not beating the too much therapy allegations.

unspoken rule of commissioning

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

Me: this artist is closed for commissions, which is a shame, but they deserve a work/life balance and I need to just Be Normal™️ about it. Also me: but maybe if I respect and admire them REALLY hard they'll offer me a slot anyway 👀👀👀

i would be the Gendo Ikari of devouring spicy white coomers

All I want for *checks calendar* memorial day is Sloppyyyyyyyyy

I can't stop thinking about these posts whenever i listen to my best friend courtney love

I'm sorry, I love this post so much

Anyway I'm normal and can be trusted with men and social media.

My issue with men is that I'll see one and be like "oh you should be mine and only mine I'd take such good care of you" and then they'll show me any amount of attention and all I can think about is breaking them beyond repair with the whispers of devotion still and ever on their lips.

Rap is the weaponization of clout

Many are saying this. (I am many)

Right meow.

I think suffocating a man in my chest would fix me. You know what make it two, I want one to struggle and the other to accept it. See which one's cuter.

Fabergé

I've known a lot of trans girls that went through an exploratory non binary period and I think we should call that easter egging. More flamboyant egg, not yet cracked.

Me in my room circa 2008

She's doing her best

She is very lonely

Someone hold my hoof they're already giving me another patient

I once got called a witch by a guy who was so dogshit at arguing, formulating thoughts and generaly reasonning that me making sense when i disagreed with him felt like magic to him (he fucking told me that). So i think everything can be a magic system if you're dumb enough

If you think I don't feel smug as shit in my (ev) ford f150 lightning you're dead wrong

Huge, lifted trucks are gender affirming care.

ME AND WHOOOOO

Me @ bear moots