I’m selling my old fursuits. I’ve redesigned my fursona a lot since i got these, so i feel like they do not represent me as i am today. Looking for a possum suit? Hit me up. Full-suit: $3300 OBO Partial: $2000 OBO Serious inquiries only. I reserve the right to refuse to sell if i don’t vibe.

‘pre from BlackWolf Nutrition is ready’ we have gotten so much mileage out of this- I hope you ALL realize

hey @support.bsky.team what's up I'd ask if Jay pays you to be bad at your job but it's giving "the purpose of a system is what it does"

Company: we made eleventy jillion dollars Analysts: based on our model of Line Goes Up Forever, we were expecting at least fortyteen zillion dollars in nonconsecutively numbered Swiss francs, left next to but not in the dumpster behind the Dairy Queen Everyone but the rich: *experiences disaster*

you, a rube: evangelicals have no new ideas me, an astute: let em cook

I enjoy texting my husband sometimes

It's me. I'm the cow.

-Bull fighting: … I got nothing. But matador outfits are sexy. Probably go for spanking instead of stabbing? -Running of the bulls: The effort we’d need to set this up would be matched only by how awesome a spectacle it would be. Corporate Pride *wishes*

Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

I’ve decided to become Vine famous.

(noir detective voiceover) And if her body was keeping the score, well, let's just call it Fifteen Love.

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

A polite bigot is a bigot nonetheless. A true warrior knows that courteous words do not dilute the poison, but only serve to conceal it until it has spread. Civility in the service of hate deserves no polite response.

Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism

roleplay is a collaborative hobby that should prioritize communication and consent. however once you get very close to a writing partner it can actually transform into a masterful bought of psychological warfare and i think thats beautiful

If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars

the four types of wolf are brooding twink, noble beast, dog, and dog 2

another day at the nap factory

they’re doing this to me tomorrow btw

took too much weed last night gave myself a dad kink

Today's Random #Beastars gif

Button that reveals a handle for pulling down a keypad...........

Them: “I’m sick of subsidizing their groceries when mine cost so much” SNAP does not drive up grocery prices. That would be inflation, tariffs & corporate greed. For every $1 spent on SNAP there’s a $1.50 going back into the economy. While you’re blaming the poor, the rich are robbing everyone.

Wheres that post from defunctland that goes "I hate literally every part of the movie making process. The only thing I hate more than making a movie is not making a movie."

There should be more masc folks in slutty crop tops and lace and lingerie and cute skirts and with long eyelashes and-

Tidus wistfully saying "... I forgot about bisexuality." is permanently seared into my mind.

When they're clearly posed in such a way that the alt thing was there from conception

hate when I hear a youtube ad and think "wow what a nice sound" and then when I look at the screen it's like "do you have mental illnesses? you're gonna love this sound"

Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate

this is literally never not accurate

They love when someone evil does something a little gay and they have an excuse to have a little homophobia as a treat

someone on wow just called trump "Donica Lewinsky" and that's going to be forever burned into my brain

can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic

SCANDALOUS INFO: (1996) You guys, it turns out Bill Clinton really loves to nut! SCANDALOUS INFO: (2025) Guys, you are not going to believe this update...

Slept for 15 hours AS predicted and will probably be sleeping a lot more this weekend. Whenever something hard happens I either get insomnia or hypersomnia and last time was insomnia so this time I imagine I'll be sleeping a lot more and forgetting to put punctuation in my sentences

Everyone keeps mixing them up! I swear if I meet another "minotaur" with hooves I'm going to have words with the originators of whatever setting I'm in!

so tired of them producing torment nexuses. won't someone make the slop your shit silly nexus already

For very important reasons I still have this Final Pam / Adventure Zone cross over fanart I found on tumblr like a bazillion years ago that feels relevant to this moment

thinking of getting furry art

Overheard at the comic con =3

I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo