Also: I'll take 5% of the take. I'm not greedy.

DeadDog took me out to Captain Black's and CC's last night. That was fun. Now Im on my way to Auburn to do the BORFDAY party thing. My uber drive was so patient as I was loading my piles of pork, carne asada and beer into the car.

Ah spring approaches. My second fav season of the year. The cherry trees are starting to blossom and its comfortably cool out.

Pov you’re a grill cook for a party of 30

My 25-30 person birthday party turned into more like 40-50. >.>

NOW I need to get myself packed for the weekend and prepped for going out tonight. Decide what Im wearing and the most important bit of all: what fragrance I am wearing.

Aw heck I don't have any annatto. That's ok! I will still carne and asada.

A mysterious crow came tapping at my door 😍 @qundium.bsky.social

I just received an amazon package with 4 computer fans in it that I did not order and is not in my order history.

Oh shit "Kolchak: The night stalker" is on YT in full!

I got like 4lb of hatch green in medium and hot. About 20lb of pork, 5 lb of potatoes, a bunch of chicken stock, onions, garlic and limes. The perfect expression of green chile: NM Green chile stew.

20 lb of pork shoulder thawing in the fridge since tuesday. Should actually be thawed enough to use by saturday. Thanks, thermo dynamics!

Thinking about carne asada. Chile rojo base. Achiote paste. Garlic. Pineapple juice. Lime juice. A little vinegar. Salt. Mexican oregano and a SKOSH of brown sugar to balance all that acid.

Bonus photo of the skateboard before I deliver it.

Basset hounds are such fuckin little goblins. We had a basset named Angel when I was in high school and she was a MENACE. And adorable menace, but a menace none the less. She had a habit of stealing things...edible and otherwise and hiding them away around the house.

@renegadekangaroo.bsky.social Renny I found a Chico's clone recipe on YT. Looks pretty decent. I'm gonna get my Chico's (analog) fix after all these years. D:

Slept in until almost 10:30. Which is such a rare luxury for me. Now I have a bacon sandwich and coffee. Nice leisurely start to the birthday celebrations. :P

I will never forget my first exposure to black adder. I was at a TINY sca event just outside of el paso and it fukkin SNOWED. In APRIL. So nobody was prepared. So whole bunch of us got stuffed into the landowner's double wide trailer (it was on the autocrat's land)...

Watching S1 Black Adder and wow they really hadn't figured out the sense of humor just yet.

I see we have arrived at the "I think I want a bacon sandwich" portion of the evening.

Ok a girl's boarding school horror flick described as "almost good". Let's see.

Ok this movie ended up being terrible. I should not have given it a chance. Oh lord.

Russel Crowe just murdered a guy. There was a shard of glass to the eye and somebody broke a bunch of celery while Russ made a face and grabbed his neck.

@rubberdogaros.bsky.social Aros!

I got some scraps of some nice REALLY HEAVY cardstock from work. Like 400gsm. Too heavy to run through the plockmatic kinda stuff. Think I'mma use it for some spine stiffeners in book binding projects. Shit's like half a millimeter thick so it should do the job.

Ain't got work tomorrow. So tonight I'mma sit up with an edible and a couple beers and watch some horror. So forgive the probable heckling tweets when I find something appropriately dumb.

I don't usually have much of a sweet tooth. I can eat a single cookie and be satisfied. I go long periods with no sweets. But savory snacks? I will eat popcorn until I die. Potato chips whisper my name to frighten their children.

Man I MISS having people to watch horror movies with. Nobody will watch them with me. :(

Watching Russel Crowe play an alcoholic, lapsed catholic, actor who is playing a preist with failing faith in an exorcist movie.

Yes.

commission

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever burned away the cumbersome shell of your humanity in the white hot, holy fire of apotheosis?

Trolling Texans is an art.

Last day of work for the week before birthday time off.

Flesh Throne is my new black metal band.

#StarWars movie

@grimmycoyote.bsky.social I thought of you when another friend complained the only Safeway app specials he wanted were beans, tortillas, and bacon.

We have this polyester "paper" at work that is just such interesting stuff. With the right ink or toner applied its totally water proof and just will not tear. It takes alcohol inks like crazy and is just kinda neat to work with.

Y'all...why don't we have more paleolithic fantasy? Give me my flint tipped spear and a stone axe and some monsters and cannibals. Proto-magicians, and lovecraftesque beings and civilizations fucking with our stoneage ancestors.

The 70's were a terrible time. I'm glad I was too young to remember much about them.

Found a place called Krispy Krunchy Chicken. Alleged cajun spicy fried chicken. Gonna try some tendies, mashed taters and a biscuit.

Now I am no longer anxious about my birthday party but excited. Brains are dumb.

No I will not be watching the sotu address. If I wanted to see a weird, racist, angry old man shit himself and ramble and rant nonsensically I would visit my grandfather.

Looks like I'm gonna have between 30-40 guests for my birthday party.

Me: *Takes a few days off to celebrate my birthday* Clients: OH FUCK OH HELL OJ SHIT WE NEED ELEVENTY BILLION OF EVERYTHING BY THE DAY YOU COME BACK FROM YOUR BIRTHDAY TIME OFF OH FUCK OH SHIT OH DAMN

Omg my mind is blown... An amazing Bulgarian woodcarver, Stefan R Todorov made my 'Get Out' artwork into a woodpiece, all tradiotionally handcarved I am absolutely speechless and honored.. it is making me emotional, so very stunning!!

I have just discovered "looksmaxxing" and "bonesmashing" as concepts. The human race is too stupid to continue existing. Entering my nihilist super villain era.

Once again having a "maybe Ill just burn my smartphone and my laptop and never touch a computer outside of work every again" day.

You,a plebe, a moron: Its gotta be the solid gold RichFuck 12000x cable for $23,000 or its just not MUSIC. Me a super genius: Just pass me that banana.

Oh heck yeah! Pulled yesterday's book binding project out of the nipping press and Im pretty pleased! There's a little squeeze out on one of the pastedowns which SIGH. But whatever. Fairly happy with how it came out.