The Me First and the Gimme Gimmes covers of "Karma Chameleon" is superior to the original. Fight me.

Entirely apropos of nothing whatsoever, did you know that according to some sources, ancient Irish kings and chiefs could be sacrificed and replaced if they fucked up?

Y'all ever just: wish your brain worked right?

can we take a second to enjoy non-sexual dominance? having someone choose for you? placing a hand on your back? pulling you closer in crowded areas? fixing your hair when you didn't know it was messy? holding your hand to guide you through crowds? telling you when you should eat/go to bed? god tier

You aren't old. You're certainly not a kid anymore. But anyone who tells you 30 is old, including that voice in your head, is LYING TO YOU.

Still! Old. Friend. You've managed to kill! Everbody else. And now! It's time that you. Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!

Spotify just threw a William Shatner spoken word track into my ska covers station and ...how? I don't understand.

Capitol Hill Commuters Hold Séance to Summon Next Bus: tinyurl.com/2s39kexw

Yes... Pet Him...

Related:

Edward II. Let's examine the evidence for his alleged homosexuality. 1. Life a series of increasingly desperate crises. 2. Emotionally invested in men who are only using him. 3. Cannot drive. 4. Cannot sit properly in a chair.

Im so gay I refuse to sit inna bus seat properly.

My favorite thing is cracking a joke that I thought was so over the top that no one could take it seriously, only to have some drop in and explain my own joke to me.

I know I miss more dan hit. Wit a face that was launched to sink. And I seldom feel the bright relief. Its been da worse day since yesterday.

Y'all ever just wake up and think to yourself, "This morning, I will cause problems on purpose"?

Mastodon: when Linux and an HOA have a baby and it grows up to be a social media platform.

I love paranormal YouTube guys. They're just SO EARNEST. Just breathlessly recounting stories as though there cound be no possible doubt of their veracity. "EYEWITNESS to the PARANORMAL". Like they haven't discovered people can just make stuff up. Its so pure and cute.

Oh another found footage "friends go on a paranormal hunt at a creepy place" horror movie. How ORIGINAL

Another medieval history meme for THE KIDS

Been listening to hurdy gurdy and troubadour music for the past two days. Which has spawned a new OC that fits in with my dog twink knight, Guilhem. A stag twink troubadour. Which requires Guilhem to go back in history a bit. But whatever.

The Elk spirit shrine at the ghost town has recieved its early autumn make over.

My poor housemates... www.etsy.com/listing/1210...

I really need to get up and do chores but I am having: a brain day. I just want to drink coffee and listen to hurdy gurdy music.

I am currently listening to hurdy gurdy music and drinking coffee.

I like industrial music. Loud, often harsh, and...well...industrial...sounds. I love the bagpipes. I love a hurdy gurdy. I like droning, discordant music. So you would THINK I would like dubstep. And yet...

immediately looking up how to make opals

Stew was really good. I am fat and sleepy now.

Poked at the stew. Lamb still has a BIT of time. So I added in the olives, simmer, cracked the lid. Blah blah. In about 15 I'll go add in the tomatoes. 15 more min of simmering and then it should be good.

The lamb I was able to get was shoulder chops. So I boned them as best I could and chunked that meat up. Then I seasoned boned and all with S&P and browned them in olive oil. Into the pot with the bone too. Never discard the bones for something like this. So much flavor.

When I was a kid, staying with my older sister, we used to make soup. And it was sort of a "whatever we have around" kind of soup. And she would often let me and my littler brother just sort of throw things into the pot. Some of my earliest cooking adventures there. XD

ALSO I had fresh bay leaves here. And wow I had forgotten how different they are. How much more intense.

I kiiiiiida wanna go try that aged manchego now. >.>

I am looking forward to a bowl of this stew with a chunk of griddle toasted bread rubbed with a garlic clove, and some chunks of aged manchego. :9

I had some smoked sausage so I sliced that up and put it in the stew as well. I could not get my bottle of wine open because I'm a LOSER who doesnt know how to open a bottle of wine, apparently. But otherwise: stew is simmering away.

I have decided just to wing it and make a stew with stuff I like to make stews with. So there will be lamb, wine, tomatoes, chickpeas, garlic, olives, and bay leaf.

I think I just want to cook something with tomatoes and WINE tbh. And maybe some olives.

Considering doing some cooking this weekend. Want something...maybe....southern french ooorrrrr spanish...oooor....

On Twitter, I used to do this schtick where I would post the fursuit crush friday hashtag and then just some weird thing I found on the internet. Ugly food. Weird art. Fucked up taxidermy.

Occasionally I have to re-post. And ode to snow leopards. By Grimmy Q. Coyote

Should I: have a second tallboy of rainey?

My fucking legacy is going to be stupid internet jokes, isnt it?

God's help me, I want to see Del Toro's Frankenstein.

Drinking Rainier out of a mason jar because I AM A CLASSY BITCH

Catboy Twink Augustus is my comedic magnum opus.

Catboy Twink Augustus wearing striped thigh highs and a jockstrap as he addresses the senate.

@greythecritter.bsky.social Ahem