I was thinking today was the 23rd. Wheee.

Good morning and a blessed equinox/Mabon to all my pagan friends.

Apparently I am really confused about the date today.

And they say that if you turn off the lights and say "bloody mary" three times she will appear and reintroduce papal supremecy to England...

My emotional support animal is a Costco Whole Rotisserie Chicken.

Its me. I'm Fall Bitches. Fuck off, Summer.

When they drag me off to the faggot reeducation camps, remember that I died how I lived. Pissing on EVERYTHING

The idea of chuck schumer signing a sternly worded letter to the president with "Hugs n' kisses, Chuck" cracks me the fuck up.

the amount of ketchup he used to cover the senator from New York’s body in to be completely uncivil, and we ask that perhaps next time he consider using a little less. maybe reach across the aisle to include some mustard

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

I remember being a little kid watching star wars and when Tarkin says that the emperor had dissolved the senate my little brain thought that he meant literally dissolved. Like in acid or something. I feel like this story says things about me.

I would noooot be able to walk on my tiptoes like that if I had a snootful. Do not believe the propaganda.

I bet if he devoured a senator on live tv they would do more than hold up a sign.

Live footage of me with a snootful, marching into Bsky headquarters to HAVE A WORD

Trump: *Murders and devours a baby on live tv* Republicans: WOW THAT BABY HAD IT COMING WHAT A STRONG PRESIDENT I HATE BABIES NOW BABIES ARE DUMB AND WOKE Democrats: *Hold up a sign reading "Babies are not part of a balanced breakfast"*

Guess my ketamine jokes are Bsky illegal now or something?

Watching 1998's "Phantoms". Based on a Dean Koontz novel of the same name. Starring Ben Affleck and Peter O'Toole because thats exactly who you expect in a film based on a fucking dean koontz novel.

Carnivorous Dog Attack (Cascadian Dark Ale). Estimated 6.3% abv (I haven't taken an FG yet, Ill do that tomorrow when we keg). Calculated 91 IBU (Its not that high. Our extraction efficiency is not that amazing.) And 31 SRM. High color pale ale malt Carafa III Special roast Chocolate malt

Your periodic reminder that you are in no way obligated to respond to every stupid, irritating thing you see on the internet. Ignore, block, or mute and move on. Your experience will be so much better.

I know a fae trap when I see one

Brushing dust from his CD collection with tiny toothbrushes

"Most cute kids grow up to be ugly adults. I was adorable." - Me, 2025

Ah this movie is making me feel ANCIENT. 1985 looks like the goddamned 50's did when it was 1985.

Watching 1985's "Witness" with Harrison Ford. Loved this flick as a kid. Let's see how it holds up.

What the fuck is dropout tv?

If only being funny on the internet was considered hot. I would be swimming in ass.

This message is for George R. R. Martin. If you die before you finish the SoIaF series I will walk into hell, find you in whatever hideous torment satan has designed for you, and drag you back into this vale of tears and bind your shade to a word processor until tou finish it.

As frequently as I make Ketamine jokes you would think Im Elon Musk.

The horse:

Live footage of me with a snootful, picking a fight with a horse to see who gets the last bump.

Nice.

So apparently I get free Seattle Thunderbirds hockey tickets through my work cuz we are a sponsor. Club seats and a vip parking pass. Neat.

Folks are trying to get me to go to a slumber party kind of thing tomorrow night and man I just do not know if I have the social spoons. Big Gay Dog camping this past weekend DRAINED MY BATTERY

In order to survive this afternoon, I had 14:00 coffee. Later, when its 02:00 and I cannot sleep, I will regret this. But right now I am just glad it helped me get through all these booklets and business cards and random bullshit.

At least work is too busy for me to get into my head and work myself into a depressive state.

And ever since the British established a penile colony in Australia the continent’s never been the same.

Calling your gigolo service a For Profit Penile System

My brain goes right to chastity devices.

Work is being a BITCH this week and continues to be so. UGH

The best possible spelling error/confusion is penal vs. penile.

The future is here! And its incredibly stupid.

Somebody on this bus is wearing the same fragrance that Spike does and its making me unduly HORNY

Work has been utterly SLAMMED this week and I've been working later. Hooray OT, I GUESS

Fompx

they’re just down to earth like that

Hey kids. Can you say "collaborators"? I knew you could.

Eating a questionably stored Marie Calender's beef pot pie for lunch. Go go gadget coyote +5 to CON

This sales dude is the owner's son and is like 22. You were literally still sucking your nepo-mommy's nips when I was getting started in the industry. I've been working for this company since you were in middle school. Hush.