J Vasquez
@jhnenvee.bsky.social
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Professional dream-worsener.
Reading a book by Werner Herzog, as opposed to listening to the audio version narrated by him, is made only better for the fact that in my head it is narrated by my own terrible Werner Herzog impersonation.
about 1 month ago
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Watching The Wizard of Oz. This movie is fucking insane.
3 months ago
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Predator Badlands review: Finally a Predator that learns to love a CG monkey friend. What I hated about the previous films was they didnāt have enough jar jars.
3 months ago
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I hung out with a raccoon.
3 months ago
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It always bothered me when people laughed while watching ZIM. All that time I spent trying to warn humanity with my admittedly astounding cautionary tales and they LAUGHED. Well I tried. Sure I failed spectacularly but I triedā¦
3 months ago
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Scoopinā.
3 months ago
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My oral surgeon has been playing the theme music to Halloween the entire time Iāve been here. If he doesnāt come out in a blood spattered Michael Meyers costume Iām not paying.
4 months ago
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The last time I visited Columbus Ohio I was forced to eat a hot pocket for the first time. It was sad and it still haunts me. Iām back again and Iām scared Iāll have to do that again.
5 months ago
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Iām on a plane again goddammit.
5 months ago
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I never really looked at people before. Whatās up with their faces?
5 months ago
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A nice little thing I like to do is keep raisins in my pocket to hand out to strangers when out in the world - you never know what someoneās going through and if a single raisin can keep them from losing their shit, then it was worth it.
#raisins
5 months ago
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Successfully extracted from Atlanta. Thank you, everyone who showed up to support and consume my award losing stew at StewCon. People even dressed up in weird costumes to see me but that actually worked out alright since they could be filled up with burning hot stew. Much appreciated.
#dragoncon
5 months ago
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I donāt care what the official bullshit is from the White House, thereās no way those black bags theyāre dumping arenāt full of Trumpās cankle meat. They canāt dump them fast enough - no sooner do they fill up a bag does two bags of meat regenerate.
#canklegate
5 months ago
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Did a panel today about why people still like INVADER ZIM after all this time despite it being a known fact the show causes mental deformities and almost always gives viewers āstupid eyes.ā Pretty good turnout and the lights made it easier to ignore their hideous eyes.
5 months ago
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Do not fear the thing on the wing. BE the thing on the wing.
5 months ago
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Oh shiiiiit! Hollywoodās Brent Spiner is on my flight. Thatās a good sign.
5 months ago
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On my way to the airport and being weirded out seeing that thereās other people out at this hour. What are they all doing?? They all look so miserable. Oh god, do I look like that? Am I also⦠people?
#dragoncon
5 months ago
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Dragoncon adventure update: set my alarm for 6am for the airport portion of the quest. DID NOT SLEEP. I fear this whole thing.
5 months ago
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Huh. So Iāve NEVER looked at my mentions here. Iāve missed a LOT of things. Sorry, friends who are now dead but why the hell are you sending me cries for help because your car flipped and is on fire via Bluesky mention? Not smart!
6 months ago
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Behold this beautiful trash warlock!
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6 months ago
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How do people not know they can reset themselves to the factory settings by pressing in both eyeballs for 15 seconds until they hear a beep?
6 months ago
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Steven King wrote a short story about a guy who mistakenly gets delivered a Kindle that has access to every book written across the multiverse, books from alternate reality versions of authors. I want such a device just for all of the infinite Margaret Atwoodās alone.
6 months ago
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I enjoy fun space opera stuff but mostly for watching - movies or television, but Iām never drawn to that sort of thing when it comes to reading. Itās always more interesting when thereās a purpose beyond just entertainment, stories that leave a mark long after Iām done with the book.
6 months ago
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More real life things should come with quantifiable achievements. Thanks
@kylevogt.bsky.social
!
6 months ago
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Recent nonfiction books I have absorbed: āStrongmen: Mussolini to the Presentā, āThe Great Mortalityā and āMen Who Hate Womenā. Authoritarian leaders, the black plague and incels.
6 months ago
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Now I LOVE the original ALIEN movie, but itās not perfect (unlike the ORGANISM itself. HAHAHA!) and something that always bothered me was its lack of a twangy guitar solo. Thanks for finally giving me that, ALIEN EARTH.
6 months ago
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When did every āscaryā supernatural being in horror movies have to be so crunchy? Every hand movement, every head turn is always accompanied by so many crunchy tendon/bone sounds. Iāve been present for several real life mummies coming to life and even they werenāt THAT crunchy.
6 months ago
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I just ravenously ate a bunch of raspberries off of the floor like a goblin. Call me, ladies.
6 months ago
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I don't like that even the Xenomorph, one of my favorite film actors, is reduced to guest starring on a tv show now.
#alien
#xenomorph
#gueststarring
6 months ago
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The saddest of all particles.
6 months ago
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In an episode of Chief of War, Jason Momoa weaponizes a baby pig. 5 stars.
6 months ago
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Shabu shabu at your seat was a terrible idea for this movie theater.
7 months ago
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reposted by
J Vasquez
Cartoon Crossroads Columbus
7 months ago
CXC is honored to welcome Jhonen Vasquez! Weāre so happy for the opportunity to make this happen!
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Okay NOW I'm feeling something for ALIEN: EARTH. Initially, after decades of getting sadder and sadder about ALIEN in general, I was dead inside and was mainly interested because of Noah Hawley. The new trailer is doing some serious heavy lifting.
#alienearth
7 months ago
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Itās very nice what they say about me but if Iām perfectly honest, sometimes Iām not talented. Anyhow, Iāll be at that thing! A special guest! ME! Finally Iām special!
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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A friend just told me I sound like the Cart Narcs guy and now Iām wondering⦠AM I the Cart Narcs guy??
7 months ago
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DID YOU KNOW? Everything that happens in the movie after this scene isnāt real. He died there.
#invaderzim
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8 months ago
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Oh my god the wordplay in the name 'BLUE PRINCE' just now hit me. Blue Prince? BLOOP RINSE?? I get it.
8 months ago
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Okay, so⦠according to this nightmare ai image, the secret to reducing dust mites, which⦠apparently nest in your nostrils, is to send in an army of isopods?
8 months ago
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You know how when you finally stop working and the only person awake is THE NIGHT SKUNK?
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9 months ago
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reposted by
J Vasquez
Olga Nesterova
9 months ago
Scott PelleyāAmerican author and reporter for CBS News for more than 31 years, did not hold back
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Whatās the next classic game series theyāll mash a parry mechanic into? Parrying a ghost in Pac Man would be pretty satisfying - a well timed button press initiating a zoom in on Blinkyās horrified eyes as Pac Man deftly slices his blade across ghost-throat meat.
9 months ago
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Bought a 2024 Razer gaming laptop. $2500. Three months out of warranty the hdmi stops working. Cost of repair from Razer? HALF THE PRICE OF THE LAPTOP.
#razer
9 months ago
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Really feeling the lack of Mick Gordon in the new DOOM.
9 months ago
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Almost stepped on a dead rat today and noticed something odd just as I was going to walk away. Drag marks. Someone moved the body from a previous location, possibly to make it look like an accident. I think that rat was murderedā¦
9 months ago
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The name āJizz Jar Binksā came up in conversation today.
9 months ago
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I think I dreamed that somebody told me they liked my socks.
9 months ago
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reposted by
J Vasquez
Dragon Con
9 months ago
There's creative... and then there's creative genius that comes together to create something truly unique, lovable, and iconic. We're so excited that creator
@jhnenvee.bsky.social
and writer
@erictrueheart.bsky.social
are coming to
#DragonCon2025
regale us with everything Invader Zim!!
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The most stressful part of any modern documentary is when they start simulating the phone texts and you keep checking your phone in a Pavlovian frenzy.
9 months ago
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I am going to create a living, feeling bio-shell to transfer the sum total of all that is Microsoft Onedrive into so I can stab it in the face for all eternity. I hate you, Onedrive.
10 months ago
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