baby crow with a hat 🎀 that's it folks #art

Post a gif that represents you best.

Something I think about a lot is like So trans man, right? I was terrified that women would find me creepy. They overwhelmingly do not. I'm sure there are a handful and that's fine, but I have never had an issue and I've passed for years now.

Vibe coders are something else man and if anything they are a direct demonstration of something I've known for a long time - The tech and IT industry is full of incompetent buffoons hired by perhaps slightly more competent buffoons but not competent enough to realize their incompetence. Lol.

I love that this is always the assumption by these people. You're right. I don't build software. I usually fix the shitty non-functional software that gets built by someone else and frankly vibe coders, as long as the industry will tolerate them, will keep me in business for as long as I'm alive.

Ladies, Gentleman and esteemed members of all genders, it brings me great pleasure to inform you that it is happening. Unfortunately not THAT it. You know the one. But one that I have been waiting a long time for. My moustache is no longer a dirtstache and is growing into something respectable.

You know, it’s whatever that Tron sucked apparently because the music NIN put out for it fucking slaps and frankly that’s all I cared about anyway

The more I have birds/spend time around birds I realize a lot of them are the same. This shit is the reason why I don't get a large parrot, let alone an emu. Scutches and brats, all of them lmfao. I should note I love them dearly - just big hookbill bites are not fun and you WILL get bitten.

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

I was reading up on Warsaw grouper and frankly I don’t even know what I’d do if I ever caught a fish over 50 lbs let alone a couple hundred Honestly seems like a bit of a waste I’d have to find a way to sell it or donate it because even frozen food doesn’t last forever

Trying to talk to this administration about objective reality at all be like youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo?...

Finally a sports graphic to rival the Central Michigan vs. UMass Amherst graphics after UMass joined the MAC lmao

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

It is 2003, and I am watching Democrats fail the great test of my lifetime. It is 2016, and I am watching Democrats fail the great test of my lifetime. It is 2026, and I am watching Democrats fail the great test of my lifetime.

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

There we go, thanks for kicking our just plain ‘too tired to proofread’ ass.

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

Well, in more pleasant news, the Fish Doorbell is back... 🧪

Okay but truthfully I’ve googled whether I can eat sour cream like yogurt tho The answer is no unfortunately I mean you can but the macros aren’t great lmao

Every time RFK JR gives a press conference:

The funny thing about this is I do. Or at least I did until I found it was all the same screed over and over again. Hell, I even read one of Tucker Carlson’s books. It was trash lol. You could tell the chapters on LGBT issues were just fucking lazy and trite rather than actually like researched.

I kept needing this, so I finally made it.

You know it’s not lost on me that the best sex I’ve had with men has been since transition so like with gay ones lmao Gay men are somehow out here knowing more about pussy than cishet ones and isn’t that kinda their whole thing

Tagged for @doctorwolverine.bsky.social and @transferdinand.gay , as is required.

Claire the Arcanine for @rickgriffin.bsky.social

As a random aside - always be on the lookout for this shit on the way up or the way down. I remember several years ago crypto dipshits were trying to like pitch use cases to how crypto could help marginalized people and it was laughably ridiculous

So I cropped this because I don’t want OP to get harangued (at least from what I post) But I think this type of take is missing the point. It IS a distraction. Not to normal people with functional senses of empathy and humanity, no. But to them, it is.

No shit In fact I wish they’d get the fucking memo already instead of acting like the obnoxious ex who refuses to accept the breakup and thinks a stream of empty apologies will somehow make things go back to the way they were It won’t.

I will destroy her

According to payment processors, purchasing fictional sexy art is grossly immoral. Betting on school children getting blown up is fine though.

I have been having way too much fun with my new vector art program thing and my label maker

It all makes a lot more sense once you realise that these people don't derive conclusions from arguments but arguments from conclusions. They reason backwards from 'knowledge' to find rationalisations.

As clearly as I can put it: This is an illegal war being waged by a sociopathic president whose goal is to distract people from his failing administration.

No one expects to be subjected to the first one-man RICO investigation until it happens

My fursona is just me so frankly it would be a whole slew of bullshit. White collar crime most likely. Robin Hood shit. I would absolutely be guilty and everyone would know it however my meticulous record keeping and love of finding every loophole I could would make it impossible to convict

“Heavy is the lower back that bears the fat cock or whatever” - my husband when I told him this

You know I just pictured a bigger piece of round fluff with six legs and a similar silly little face and I’d enjoy that actually

you dont see that every day ---------------------------- patreon.com/nhoj

Ratatouille 2 tournament arc

This. To add - I miss my dad and wish he was here every single day. It breaks my heart that he never met my husband because they would have loved each other so much. At more points in this administration than any other, I quietly breathe a sigh of relief he’s not alive to see it.

Well today is a first Called out of work because I told my husband I wanted my back blown out and he not only understood the assignment but he took it literally JFC I’m not even mad this is genuinely hilarious

I can’t tell if spending more time away from social media is making me feel more stressed out when I do peer into it or if the world is getting worse (more than usual) in the time I spend away so getting blasted with it is like a bit of an experience every time

You guys, we got the Happy Hoodie for our dog to aid in blow drying him and I don’t think it makes him very happy…

There seem to be a lot of lesbians on the TL today Good work everyone

she is excited for spring!!!!

Freaks! Freaks! Freaks!