All birds are little weirdos every last one

Weirdo #birds

Happy Monsterfucker Pride Month everyone!

Your month, your duo!

Messmer the Impaler is honestly a master class in character design and I swear every single time I look at him I notice another detail I like. Like I found his body proportions odd and interesting until it hit me that well - he's rangy and one might even say - serpentine

Oh this pop is gonna be BAD BAD

Reminds me of a convestation I had in upstate NY about NYC with a guy from Long Island: He was certain my neighborhood was a war zone. Told him, dude, I'm there, not true. He's like you're wrong. I replied crime stats back me up. He says stats are suppressed for political reasons.

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Unfortunately we’re in an unprecedented era of rich people finding out that everyone hates them and making it a problem for all of us

To be fair I was like wait a minute when was weird al shilling magic beds

Aye, we were all so close to seeing the truth. Some still see it. Others have chosen to look the other way coz it's familiar.

I have been craving a strawberry shortcake 🍰💫

I cannot stress this enough honestly

your daily reminder that hope is a floatation device- grab it with both hands 🖤

This really is my life now lol

Well don't I feel stupid

Abusing my fiance by desiccating him

“War ravaged Portland”

Fun fact: Parrots scratch themselves with their feet much like dogs and cats do!

My fiance whispering ‘I love you’ and leaning over to give me a kiss from behind my chair on his way out of the house fills me with so much joy I can barely contain myself Stability fucking slaps and my life is frankly tranquil at this point

Lmao the ‘cw: weight loss’ demander deleted their response Look I’m not really in the business of invalidating anyone but that one just never felt good to me to do and the more I see people at odds with others over it the more I wish I had never CW’d my diet/weight loss posts

people always coming up with popular new words but never popular new numbers, the fuck

I almost had an aneurism the other day when someone from another country I work with was like discussing politics and was like ‘well this is what you wanted’ No. Fuck off with that mess. You have NO idea how much it stings as a transgender person to have to just sit there and take that.

Remember when they tell you that women are too emotional to lead countries, the right wing is currently burning down the US because people occasionally put "they/them" in their email signatures

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

South Texas game cam catches a raccoon riding a javelina (Dicotyles tajacu). The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us? (📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)

LET THE RECORD SHOW I DID NOT ISSUE A CHALLENGE

💜 @thesinnamom.gay: ‘Your feelings are valid but when it comes to your behavior it’s feral and borderline evil sometimes’ 🩵 Me: ‘BORDERLINE???’ 💜: ‘Borderline’ 🩵: ‘Well that’s no good. I can do better than that’ 💜: ‘….That was not a challenge’

So I figured I’d post this for transmascs with vaginismus but dilation has helped immensely. I had to relearn what like an orgasm feels like as opposed to what it felt like before - it was VERY hard to reach even when I was totally into it

The flock is growing

our final installment of our informal Clippings miniseries, Three Months Of Trans Dudes, is well underway this month, we'll be taking a look into New Age millionaire, exotic animal collector, and trans man Reed Erickson coming soon from your friends at @assignedmedia.org #research #wip

I have been laughing at this post for a week genuinely Little man is lost in the sauce and experiencing the ultimate bliss www.reddit.com/r/cockatiel/...

I made really good chicken francese yesterday and it’s not every day I do a happy dance while eating because my food is so good 😊 I think if I have a favorite sauce it would be that tbqh Maybe a tie between that and bearnaise

👀 www.allrecipes.com/lindt-new-li...

Tiny moo 🐮🌻 #art #countrycore #cows #FallArt

Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler is easily one of the most criminally underrated castings/roles I've ever seen. He plays a completely believable psychopath and his ability to portray overwhelming intensity and ride the limit without pushing it to a point of absurdity is really impressive.

UN Chief also warns world leaders that water is wet

Highly amused that my fiance loves Italian food and so I’ll be like what do you want and he’ll be like ‘🥺👉🏻👈🏻Italian wedding soup’ and my reaction is ‘oh that old shit? Yeah sure’ I am simultaneously thrilled that he’s like easy to impress and suspecting he may have had intent in bagging a Sicilian

As threatened, @embear.org @transferdinand.gay … Fritters have been made! Apple/zante currant hasty fritters with cinnamon/nutmeg added

@transferdinand.gay somehow doing both

Why are we cancelling Hulu? Asking to make sure I should cancel it too

Birbs. That is all.

Shaw! #art #cute #illustration #silksong #fanart #birds

Beast atop my book shelf

Okay but this is how my dad loved and this is also how I love lmao I feel like Sicilians/Italians are just very doting people on the whole. Sure, not every single last one but in general, this is how the men in my family are. www.tiktok.com/@carloandsar...

Lmao I keep getting suggested YouTube slop about relationships and something I’ve seen a couple of times is that if a man asks ‘why are you single’ it’s somehow a bad sign Uh I’m not straight but if I am gonna get involved with someone hell yeah I’m gonna ask about shit like that???