My birds are so goddamn fluffy I gave them baths this weekend and so they are extra fluffed

Ẉ̷̫͎̝̓͛̏̀̇͂ ̴̛̹͙̗͎̘̩̩̫̙͂̄͂͛̏̽͠͝H̸̪̣̩̯̞̠̝̖̮̬̠̰̗͆̈̍ ̵̨̢̥̳̥͖̝̟̈́̽͆̚͘E̶̢̨̧̥̰̯͖͖̦̝̅̌̍̈̿̋̆̔͝͠ ̸̡̛͍͚͎͇͎̟͖̞͖͔͙̹̘̃̾͋̂̀͋́̐́̚Ŗ̶͎̗͂͒̀̌̓̆̄ ̶͙̣̬͔̤̂͌͛̄͂͊͗͠E̷̢̳͚̰̗̼̬̼̻̖̦̥̓̃̿̏͆͝ ̴̨̨̺̖̲̗̦͎̲͙͇̻̥͈͛̈̔̈́̆͗̊̀̿̈́͌͜͜ͅ'̴͚̫̼̊́͋̐̒̌͊̈́̚̚͝͝ ̶̨̤̯̟̤̬͙͚̫̬̘͕̬̔̈̃̓̓͆̐̂̔͊́̀̕̕͜S̸͎͎̤̝͍̱͕̼̥̰̈́̈́̈́̄̀͊̋̾͐̿̚͝ ̸̨̨̤̦̱̗̊Ţ̸̡̡̡̨̹̝̠̦̮̟̝͓̱͕͈̅̾̒̎̑̏̾̈́͐̓̇͗̈́̕͘͝͝ ̵̧̨̛̘̜̦̗̲̹̖̲̱̽̀̓̂̕͝H̵̻̫̫̻̞̟͍̼̻͖̊̔̀͠ ̵͕̭̮̺̼͓͙̈̊͋̅̏͗͐́̆͘̕͝Ë̸͉̰͙́͋̑̐̊̈́ͅ ̷͍̺̙̤̙̺̲͂̀̈́̈́̋̆̉̀́̓̅̽̀̿̕̕B̵͓̭͈̼̪̲̬͌͆̃̃̏̄̆̉̾̈́́̌̉͝ ̴̝͍̝͎͚͒̃͛͐́̈̀̐E̷͕̬͊͛̓͜ ̷̧̢̡̛͔̻͔̹̱̣̰͉̓̄̂̏̒̚Ê̷̲̔͑̎͋̍͒̃͋͘ ̶̻̯͚͚̏͂͊̅̄̊̑́̈́̿̀̔͝F̴̛̟͙̫͇͇̐̒ͅ ̴̱̙̍͋̍̾̽̽̆̄͑͂̒͠͝?̶̛͇͚̖͔̺͒̇̔̊͠

dont talk to me until ive had my

Oh fuck kobold is honking on that fat doink that is TOO MUCH for you kobold

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

I retook a picture of one of my old works. Here's a pterosaur, it has some anatomical mistakes, but I still like it #SciArt #paleoart #embroidery #art

*BOOP* ✈️ Nothing in the sky could make Jester miss snack time! 🍪 What’s your favorite cookie? #jesterthelovebird #birdhism #mememonday #petbirds #birdmemes

Our new skeptical son

Every day I reaffirm to myself that I am the ‘I have a printer and a gun and if the printer makes a weird noise I shoot it’ brand of programmer

Honestly I’m more offended they’d do weed dirty like this Go smoke something else or make a dmt vape or something and leave the good lords green herb out of your nonsense

I’m a sap and honestly I arrive early like I expect the loudspeaker to call my flight number and just be like HEY JK SO WERE TAKING OFF TWO HOURS EARLY UNANNOUNCED

Hearing people talk about their COVID experiences is kinda interesting I still can’t bring myself to play or finish ACNH because of how awful it was for me. My dad coded. My mom refused to sign the DNR. He then was in a hospital where I couldn’t see him and then a nursing home-

I think the finality of losing someone made me more aware of how finite the time we have is. I let go of things and people easier when I have to. I learned some people are beyond help and that’s between them and their maker.

9 I understandably don’t want to go but I also know that’s not for me to decide and we as humans just don’t have that much control.

I’m assuming this means to say mortality but every now and again. You think you’d think about it all the time after coming that close to death but you don’t. You recognize your place in the universe and at least for me, I’m at peace with the idea that I am not permanent.

I was almost murdered at 19 as a result of IPV. Became aware of it early.

That telling you anything is a bad look. Don’t let anyone tell you or anyone else how to grieve.

I got a lot of flack for not being at my mom’s beck and call after my dad passed from a sibling of hers. I don’t even remember what she said at this point but considering she’s been a lifelong substance abuser who was absent for most of mine - I found the comment rather rich.

Just his presence, honestly. Just being in the same room.

I’m not sure there is a limited list. Everything has some kind of experience attached to it.

Privately, for the most part.

Suffocation. It’s an emotion so intense that whenever it knocks I usually just have to sit and wait for a bit because it takes time for the intensity to wash over me.

In relation to the loss of a parent I’m not sure if it ever stops, if I’m being honest. There’s moments during the day where I think about him too long and I can feel the sting of tears at the corner of my eye. It always seems to be right there.

Joseph. Simply ‘Dad’, to me. Couple years. I think I try to block it out, the exact time.

I hate having like data and AI as a special interest because obvs the climate surrounding it but also I have so many shitposts I would go through excruciating pains to code just for shits and gigs but I do not want to use the tool of the enemy

I love this but also my dad was the type of guy who would sleep with the dog in the dogs bed when he had a little too much to drink and I think that is another feather in his cap if I'm being honest Guy gets sloshed and all he wants to do is snuggle with the dog

I really do love bees. Two of my favorite things in my living room are two ikea bees. I got the lorg bee and the smol bee. Their names? B and b, respectively.

Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

This is really interesting. To be honest, I thought a lot of this was common knowledge but not the most surprised to see that that's incorrect. youtube.com/shorts/lYhEw...

Honestly the robot dog and now this All I think every time is wow that’s so cool *walks up and kicks it over on its side because it can totally get up right*

Coffee breaks are greatly enhanced if you can step outside and watch bees while the kettle boils ☕️

what more can be said

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Sometimes sex makes you ready for amazing sleep Sometimes you get the post sex zoomies on a work night and it’s 2 am and you have to be up in less than five hours 😭

Pantaloons!

Blueberry buns cleaned up~

I have inherited my father's ethnic dad energy The birds were acting up all morning and I was able to harness the power of THE LOOK

I went to a used bookstore yesterday and I really would like to do more of that Also lmao joked with my husband that ‘I’m a nerd but I’m unfortunately the kind people see coming and try to get away from lest they have to listen to me yammer on about things that make their eyes glaze over’

SHHH I AM CAMOUFLAGED

teaaaa

Guy whose tiny lil face smells like strawberries

Yeah get the fuck out Schumer. Holy shit.

My wife just attempted a radical reinterpretation of the “He Who Smelt It, Dealt It” doctrine by claiming it applies to *anyone* who smelt it at any point. If allowed to stand, this would not only blame me for something the *dog* did, but it could upend decades of gastrointestinal law.

Good morning everyone