I've been on Bsky way too much lately and it's not been great for my sanity, so I've taken a page from my husband's playbook and set a daily time limit for a while. Obviously I'm still gonna be around so feel free to hit me up on Telegram or Discord, just need to limit my exposure to the firehose 😅

Home river as in where I grew up? Chippewa River Where I live now? Tittabawassee River

Just the other day I quoted this nugget of wisdom to Toly. Continues to be evergreen.

Pick up your Kirkland Signature Kush and don't forget to swing by the food court for a massive $10 pepperoni pizza on the way out. You'll probably want that.

ICE didn't exist at some point in most of our lifetimes. It was only formed in 2003 with the creation of DHS. I vote we take a big hammer and shatter DHS into the bits that it constituted before 2003, abolishing ICE and restoring the old INS, which was under DoJ purview.

I went to Meijer to get @transferdinand.gay some Zyrtec, saw these on a display and immediately had to send it to him I have not heard back yet so it's probably safe to assume this stupid joke was the final straw and he's filing for divorce Totally not that he was laying down and may be sleeping 😂

I've been playing a lot of Wordatro lately. For the uninitiated, it's kind of a roguelike Scrabble. You make words and stack bonuses + multipliers to hit the point goal. Sometimes when you complete a round, the words you made tell a story, like when you wonder how that dipshit coworker got hired.

One of my most popular posts is just a stolen screenshot used as a comedic response Feels like the equivalent of your most popular post being a reaction GIF Kinda feel like I owe @swolecialism.bsky.social a cup of coffee or a pastry or something similar lmao

Oh right I'm 27 and technically a Zoomer even if I'm 45 on the inside Anyway congrats to Charlie Kirk on setting a new record for most days gone without a racist comment

Saw a post about things that altered their lexicon and this might be bumber one for me

*East Bound and Down intensifies*

Many thanks to @zeiroslion.art for his beautiful redraw of our little civil wedding ceremony yesterday 🥰

Absolutely fabulous dinner at Parc in downtown Detroit. Pure heaven.

Wedding night dinner out c:

Fr when I proposed to Toly it was shortly after @missrhenard.bsky.social (whose idea it was) and @mephtrix.bsky.social's wedding in August, when we were out taking pictures at the Kondiaronk Belvedere which overlooks downtown Montréal.

Yeah yeah marriage whatever but check out the view from our hotel suite Detroit is fucking rad y'all

I regret to inform you all that @thesinnamom.gay and I are no longer engaged 😞

LOL JUST KIDDING ITS BECAUSE WERE MARRIED I GOT A HUSBAND YALL

Jared Polis is proof of LGBT progress as we can have our own shitty centrist politicians, too.

you need the robot to play your video games for you? 🥺🥺 oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you also need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ?? you can't do it? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺 you need the chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺

As an alum, an alum that personally knows at least two members of the board, we're going to the next meeting to help provide reinforcements for this poor teacher.

@transferdinand.gay needs to go to sleep but instead is keeping up both of us with ideas like "Wheel of Fortune but all the puzzles are depraved sex acts from Urban Dictionary" Shame him Though I would be onboard if only to make Pat Sajak uncomfortable

How it feels to check the news lately

Completely unrelated to the *gestures broadly* but fuckin MultiPlan showing up in my email inbox like "Heyyyyyy the big insurance company that pays us wants to pay less for your services and our profits come from them giving us a cut of what we help them not pay you sooooo cut us a 50% off deal? c:"

This keeps getting like 5% louder every day and eventually it will be a deafening all-encompassing roar

doomers, stop mewling and puking and start acting like this

The news keeps newsing and the brain keeps on whipping itself into a frothing rage, so I must remind myself

and to be clear, i don't give a shit what Parker thinks of it, she's entitled to her own opinion. What I do have a problem with is putting another trans person on blast because she disagrees with a little project that she made that would have absolutely been invisible otherwise.

Reposting because jfc some people forget that they don't need to comment on everything you find weird. You don't need to yuck anyone's yum, especially when it's objectively harmless, *especially* if you have a large following.

Commence me ripping my hair out both as a diabetic and as practice manager having to chase clients down for money again. The cycle continues anew 🙃

Who needs a pillow when you have your fiancé's cozy and supportive tuchus

@transferdinand.gay and I are watching Game Grumps in the living room and upon hearing Arin's voice, Ophie chirped excitedly from the laundry room where he's *supposed* to be sleeping. At least one of our birds has a favorite Grump lol

Strong contender for my new work phone. I love the 2023 Razr+ I've been using but having an actual keyboard for handling documentation and emails would rock

Did you know that for five bucks a month you get access to the PBS passport streaming app which has tons of incredibly good shows and documentaries and things and it helps support their funding?

Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful

Have some very low-res birbs

"I suppose you think this is *my* fault 🙄" John Roberts, Chief Justice of the United States (1955-?)

with all of the stories about the rise of solar energy we’ve seen in the last few months it kind of feels like America is doing regime change in order to secure the rights to billions of dollars in blockbuster gift cards

And with this, I bid you all adieu until morning

I'm just very glad my fiancé is sleeping through this cuz he only got 2 hours of sleep last night and he doesn't need to be up frenetically poasting through it like me lol

Done. Probably gonna do so several times over the next however long.

Those responsible for these obvious and flagrant crimes need to be sentenced to the harshest possible punishments permissible under national and/or international law.

🎵 Despite all my rage I am still just a banana in a cage 🎵

Smash Bros Tournament

They keep swarming on my posts too and like ??? The fuck you doing here lmao

"There's no need to be British in space" -Me I will not be providing context at this time lol

You ever do the lower back stretch where you lie on your side and t w i m s t (or you lie on your back and t w i m s t your hips) and your back pops like 8-10 times? Almost as good as sex tbh

NEW YORK (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani sworn in as mayor of New York City.

@transferdinand.gay is sound asleep next to me with his hand resting on my shoulder, which is really cute and sweet but it's like when a cat curls up on your lap so you don't dare move or disturb them, and I have to pee 😅