Not the point of this post (fr look at how fuckin cool that is) but nothing says "Your parents were cooler than you" than your mom's first car being an '86 Camaro Z28 and your dad's being a '78 Bronco, then *your* first car being an '04 Buick Rendezvous.

Finally plunked down the cash to start converting our 3rd bedroom into a proper study. Got a real nice hot-desk setup now, just plug in a laptop and it's off to the races. Soon this room will have a comfy couch and a couple bookshelves, too. Perfect for work, studying, leisure reading, the like c:

It's only war if it comes from the Congress region of Washington, DC. Otherwise it's just sparkling crimes against humanity. bsky.app/profile/bunn...

I may just be the son of a trucker from a tiny town in rural Michigan, but I am so tired of these fake-ass blue collar LARPers Reminds me of the gulf between us farm/ranch kids (including the broke non-farm kids) and the "subdivision kids" that lived in the expensive development next to the school

I regret to inform you that my brother, who works for Central's athletics department, sent me this update on the MAC.

Finally a sports graphic to rival the Central Michigan vs. UMass Amherst graphics after UMass joined the MAC lmao

No one expects to be subjected to the first one-man RICO investigation until it happens

Peace in the Middle East, just one war away! Woohoo! I am so excited about this information.

Thank you C:S II modders for enabling me to include in my city two of the things nearest and dearest to my heart 💜

"They didn't actually win-"

I LOVE POMBON I'M GONNA HAVE ONE AND NAME HIM GABE AND LOVE HIM FOREVER

I feel compelled to say that none of these puritans are well-adjusted adults. Some adults do things that are entirely legal and harmless that I don't enjoy, so I just filter them out of my social media feeds because *my* online experience is *my* responsibility, and I move on with my goddamn day.

The press release has more detail — it's about loot boxes: ag.ny.gov/press-releas...

Yeah I'm with Tish on this one. The modern world is just a thousand ways to foment gambling addictions and this is one of those ways.

Bitch I wish the overton window was 20 stories up and I could throw your ass out of it

My husband Okay my actual answer is cherries! I love cherry stuff so much and we grow a fuckton of 'em in Michigan c:

Only tangentially related but some part of me is constantly worried about coming across as weirdly horny in response to Toly's posts, but then I remember he's my Actual Lawfully Wedded Husband so of course I'm weirdly horny about him lmao

Ahahaha yeah a big perky ass is totally a bad thing....ahaha...

"Hey, my husband and I saw you from across the Discord server and we really like your vibe"

This came across my feed again so I must make it cross all of yours again because this rendition of Much Ado About Nothing is simply fantastic. A link to the full production via Internet Archive is in the thread and I *highly* recommend it.

Marriage is just laying together in your underwear, hiding upstairs in your bedroom from your screaming children and goofing off on social media. Marriage pretty great ngl

Weird to think this is my first time out on a Valentine's Day date, and I've skipped straight to it being with my husband lmao Anyway I love you @transferdinand.gay, more than words can convey 💜 Now to enjoy some absolutely delicious seafood c:

I'm sorry but if Toly and I had a kid and they got suspended for knocking the daylights out of a chud boosting the Gestapo, we're taking them out for goddamn ice cream. Morally correct and awesome.

I don't need a Jersey Mike's Hot Italian when I have a much better Hot Italian at home

Apparently it takes at least 5 days to go (checks notes) about 120 miles. I love you USPS, you know this, but this is absurd lol

It's literally just that bit from American Dad where Steve goes to clown school and as he's talking about the instructor he realizes it's Roger mid-sentence

Have this snippet out of context

Depends on how you frame it. Friends that I literally went to high school with? Just one, Ciaran, who remains my best friend to this day. Friends I made *during* high school but didn't go to school with? Quite a few! A couple of them have even moved to Michigan in the intervening years lol

I got tastes of the highs and lows. I was very good at getting answers, but I had a lot of difficulty explaining how. This wasn't a big deal until 7th grade when I got placed into advanced math. The teacher was awful and often dragged me out into the hall to berate me for not "doing the work right"

I've reached 270 followers which means I have received enough electoral votes to become President. I thank you all for your votes and promise to use this power only to break the back of the conservative movement and demoralize and humiliate them back into the tar pits they came from.

Sure there's definitely more that federal elected Dems could do to throw sand in the gears (and they're starting to get the picture) but it's literally incumbent on a democracy's voters to vote for change if they want it The Current Bad was chosen by a majority of voters. It'll be ended by such too

Guess it'd been too long since I had last driven my car and it's been bitter cold, so when I went to fire her up just now she was *not* happy 😅 Dash lit up like a Christmas tree and idling like shit, gave her a few minutes to warm up and now she's happy as a clam Thank fuck winter's about over lol

This video will be 3 years old in a couple weeks, and was the second version of a video of the same stupid meme but in my bedroom at my parents' house, which will be 5 years old in March I may have moved twice, lost ~120 pounds, and married the love of my life, but my love of dumb memery endures 😅

I'm deeply grateful that fans made the distinction between our athletes, who are some of the best and brightest America has to offer, and JD Vance, whose mother was correct to trade him for percs Both because the athletes don't deserve the jeers and also it must make it sting way more for Vance lol

Michigan Weather

Sentences dreamed up by the utterly Deranged:

Sometimes I simply cannot work unless I've got Hbomb casting James Somerton to the shadow realm in the background for the 50th time, or just a playlist of Technology Connections videos I've watched at least 3 times each.

I was just having this conversation with Toly bemoaning the abject lack of creativity and gumption among the national Dem leadership being so repugnant when local and state level Dems are doing whatever they can to gum up the works. These little sleights, delays, and wrenches *do* have an impact.

OPE IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR FOR MOLINA TO BE A CUNT AGAIN. This time they're attempting to claw back every telehealth claim since 1/1/2025 cuz they've retroactively decided to change what modifier they want on the claims :^) I have 46 claims to refile or else they get to steal almost $3k from us 🙃

The message displayed when @transferdinand.gay wakes up and emerges from our room in the morning lol

To me, it says a lot about Melinda's character that she, when directly asked about her own emotions regarding some allegedly deeply heinous behavior that her ex-husband subjected her to, only had a few words and very quickly re-centered the trauma that girls trafficked by Epstein endured.

May god protect me from ever having to endure the mortifying and isolating ordeal of being "medically significant" lol

All the music streaming apps should let you link tracks to always be played in order if one comes up in your rotation. Like if But It's Better If You Do comes up in my queue I'm always going to want it followed up by I Write Sins Not Tragedies so it gets that beautiful flowthrough like on the album

My mom's side we aren't really sure. Dad's side? They left France for Nouveau-France in the early 1600s, stayed on the island of Montréal for 200 years, and it sucked. Fr life in Quebec was often really rough relative to English Canada and the United States until *quite* recently, think the 1960s

Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

Playing Wordatro! with friends leads to committing to silly bits, like creating the 200-point H and playing only H words after you got both the perk that copies + boosts your first letter *and* the one that gives you +5 pts for starting words with the same letter that grows by +5 each time it's used

JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate. Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards. With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43. Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.

@transferdinand.gay made semolina bread and I regret to inform you that A: We have eaten an entire loaf already. It is so delicious I might cry B: My brain goofed trying to say "semolina bread" out loud and that eventually turned it into "smell your wiener bread"

Fr god bless the Kroger clearance meat rack If you know you're gonna cook it within 1-2 days *or* immediately freeze it for later, go for it. We got an almost 10lb bone-in pork shoulder butt for $18 Also Toly is absolute magic in the kitchen cuz it was fall-off-the-bone tender and tasted divine