Also, being a nobody online *with a fursona* is like the New Game+ of posting A lotta the trash will sort itself out cuz "eww furry" and it adds layers of ridiculous when anyone starts fighting with you. Like bruh, you really out here arguing with the sparkledogs and shit? Embarrassing. Get a job

I'm getting back into my powerwalking routine and my joints are *so angry* about it

Pierre Bonnard, The White Cat, 1894, oil on paper 51.9 x 33.5 cm. (Musée d'Orsay, Paris)

So the Washington National Cathedral had a float in the DC Pride Parade today. The Cathedral has a Darth Vader gargoyle on one of its towers. It was represented on the float. This is wonderful.

Me down on one knee in front of @transferdinand.gay

You ever see that clip from The Simpsons where Homer runs through the kitchen naked while Patty, Selma, and Marge are at the table and Patty says "There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality"? That's my cis-ness every time I see something like this or "is it gay to drink lemonade"

Technically my dad is still on my checking account too because I opened the account when I was 14 and needed an adult cosigner. And the "funded by mommy and daddy's money" argument falls flat when it's less <$1,500. I think Republicans are just mad Talarico's parents love and believe in him lmao

I've been seeing a lot of this around my part of Michigan. I don't need these people to suddenly be ardent liberals (though there are many people who were Republicans in 2016 that are staunch Democrats now, FWIW) but I'd be happy with them being permanently disillusioned and never voting again.

Idk why you'd want to ban "cartoon avatar coupled with cutesy or "funny" name and behaves like an absolute tool" when that clearly includes you, a caricature of British political thought "Everything is fixable with a nanny state! Being able to track you down and sue you for shitposting is ideal!"

Praying to mother Madonna, queen of pop, patron saint of the Great Lakes Bay Region's queer folk, for the strength to not cuss out my actual mother and throw her laptop out the window for falling for the most obvious fake link and infecting her PC with a virus on a day all her clients are telehealth

Now mildly stoned, vibing to Madonna's latest, playing C:S II It's been a truly wonderful evening 😊

Well that's taken way longer than I anticipated Had time between then and now to go see Backrooms and then get dinner with @transferdinand.gay and @pidgeot.bsky.social Phenomenal movie btw Now back comfy at home watching the shit *finally* get scraped off the Kennedy Center lol

I am in fact petty enough to have the livestream of the Kennedy Center getting de-Trumped on my other monitor while I'm at my desk. The dipshit despot cares about nothing but plastering his name and face on shit he didn't build, so knowing how much it hurts his feelings does give me a touch of joy.

Can't a man fondle his husband while watching Game Changer without World Events™ and Palace Intrigue™ happening in the background? Just once??

I am this close to putting "mandatory gender studies classes in K-12 cirriculum" in my platform for a run for Congress I'm almost certainly not gonna embark on. This is getting fucking absurd.

Idk about y'all but I really do adore Talarico. Just a fundamentally decent and caring man, a real model for healthy masculinity.

My family's business has been hauling milk from farm to plant for a century, so I've spent way too much time at dairy farms. I'd love to drag "wellness" cult folks through a real dairy farm just to get through to them how much literal shit they entail, then dare them to chug a glass of raw milk

Now seated behind her on the stairs like it's an anti-drug PSA from the early 2000s or something "If you don't talk to your birds about yelling in the house, someone else will"

Sitting on the end of the coffee table with one leg crossed over the other like a youth pastor, gently asking my round daughter why she's being so loud when her father's trying to rest She's uncooperative thus far but we'll see

Oh look, one of my wedding vows

"I may not know my flowers, but I know a BITCH when I see one!!" has lived rent-free in my head for an inordinate amount of time now

Pros and Cons for 2026 vs 2008 Pro: Boyfriend can be husband! Con: Can't buy house with husband :c

Happy pride month 🇮🇹

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I think "shut up you ugly fuck" was the correct response to this man

I’ll never apologize for being right

"average texan commits 3 crimes per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average texan commits 0 crimes per year. Crimes Paxton, who is attorney general (??) and commits 10,000 crimes per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

@jamestalarico.bsky.social @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social Please I am begging you to either re-run this ad nearly verbatim or at least riff off it in some way. It's both a great encapsulation of Ken Paxton's character and just deeply amusing.

Pulling this one out of the thread because yeah that's the take for the era

It's true and I genuinely do not get it, even as someone who grew up upstate. Detroit's had a rough go of it but it's a great place with lots to offer!

Republicans in Biblical Levels of Disarray

What can I say except "lmao"

That Harris and Walz didn't go to fancy schools like elites should is an underrated cause for why the press loathed them.

This image from a Tumblr post has lived rent-free in my head for over a decade now and here y'all can now have it lmao

This is literally me

today in things they let me do at work www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

Congratulations to US Senator James Talarico (D-TX)

Of course Bluesky shits the bed when the power's out so I can't even entertain myself lol Also Consumers said the power (which has already been out for 5 hrs) won't be back until 5pm tomorrow 🙃 I hope Consumers can feel how strongly I loathe them, tho I hope the repair crews know I appreciate them

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Oh cool I didn't know congress built Schumer a special exit

STAND YOUR GROUND AND PROTECT YOUR MASCULINITY AT KUNKLEMEN CHEVROLET!!!!!!!!! #trucks

Visa/MasterCard Get The Fuck Over Themselves Challenge: Impossible NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BRAND AND YOUR PRUDISHNESS! It does not harm your image or service to process porn transactions! No one thinks about you at all! You are a non-factor! This is between me, the pornmaker, and our banks!

Can you tell that me, Toly, and all our Tri-Cities neighbors are just vibrating with rage lmao

You know what? That's great, genuinely a very nice thing to do

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If the demented sundowning rapist and all his little Nazi viziers in the White House, and the gutter racists enabling them from the top of the judiciary, could fuck off directly into the sun at their earliest convenience, the republic would be deeply appreciative. kthxbai