Starting a GoFundMe so we can buy as many NIST standard reference ingredients as possible so @transferdinand.gay can make some kind of dessert or pastry with them Maybe some kinda chocolate peanut butter cake with NIST peanut butter, baking chocolate, milk and egg powders, whatever we can get lmao

Welp as of today I have a paid-off car for the first time since I was 18. Time to drive this baby into the ground and redirect that monthly payment towards paying down other debts lmao

Look how silky this came out 😌

You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. The real question is was it @transferdinand.gay or was it Ophie? Or did they jointly conspire against me?

Buying a jar of the NIST peanut butter and theatrically opening it like the absolute finest champagne money can buy at me and @thesinnamom.gay ‘s wedding

Laying in bed joking with Toly and having the awful realization that your stepson is most accurately described as "demon twink" ⓘ This user's stepson is a cockatiel

“I really want to lean in to the gay” Yeah you and me both buddy

Beach Travel Homosex Oh it's just @transferdinand.gay and I's honeymoon plans lmao

The headline and subheading are typical conservative bait but then I read the article and it's really sweet actually??

I cannot sleep so instead I lie here next to a very-much-asleep @transferdinand.gay and shitpost into the wee hours It's really cozy and peaceful but actually sleeping would be nice lol

It'll probably wind up being something from Hyundai/Kia which is unfortunate but also the likeliest outcome tbh

Man those Cities sure have Skylines (II) Also I am way too fond of the water tower with the face on it lol

The real Hitler particles were lead, I guess

Between this and the pressure campaign the church is waging against the government's unconscionable immigration policies, leave it to America to make a great Pope and shitty presidents lmao

@transferdinand.gay we didn't discuss getting Ophie a cell phone wtf

Nice to see @tanasimensis.bsky.social getting out and about more

GAZE UPON THE MAJESTY MINE HUSBAND HATH CONJURED AND SCULPTED FROM SCRATCH GAZE UPON ITS BEAUTY AND WEEP

One of those days I'm deeply grateful for the heated seats and steering wheel in the Buick 🥶❄️

So to recap -California's keeping its pro-Dem gerrymander, gaining 5 seats -Virginia's putting a pro-Dem gerrymander before voters next spring, which would gain 4 seats -We're gaining a seat in Utah via state court ruling -There's a small chance Maryland, Illinois, and New York join the fun in 2028

It looked like that one crudely-drawn image of a cat licking a lemon and its entire face just sucks in

LOOK AT MY HUSBAND AND MY STEP-SON LOOK AT THEM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 💜

Ranking what consumes the most bird seed in our house 1: The vacuum 2: 3: 4: 5: 6: 7: Ophie 8: Sundance

@transferdinand.gay had the exact same thought Just Regina George writing in the burn book

I did the meme thing far beyond when it was cool because of my penchant for doing things far beyond when they were cool But also can you tell I love my fiancé guys

Now I need to get a '90s Buick Roadmaster wagon for myself for a few reasons 1: They had a fuckin LS V8 in them at the end of the production run 2: They're body-on-frame wagons that can tow like 7,000 pounds 3: It'd be extremely funny to do this to @transferdinand.gay if/when he acts up

chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough

This is hard to do on mobile

What I have to imagine @transferdinand.gay is doing in the shower cuz every single surface in the bathroom is soaked afterwards lmao

Jeez it's been 6 months already? Also jeez it's only been 6 months? Feels like it's been either a week or two years. Weird to think about since we're engaged and living together. But hey happy 6 months anyways, @transferdinand.gay 💜

HEY My fiancé is 35, thank you

Vyvanse recall lot numbers

*sips tea* virginiamercury.com/2025/11/05/d...

if your response to people being happy and excited about the rare political wins in this country is to remind people that Things Are Bad Actually™ you should, and I mean this genuinely, consider trying therapy.

I was gonna say something like "Where's the Brad Lander to my Zohran Mamdani 😔" but @transferdinand.gay is literally laying right next to me lol

We’re doing Woke 2 and we’re not going to ask politely.

Blah blah blah men…Young women are ready to set the country on fire

THE GREAT PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF VIRGINIA HAVE VOTED FOR [TOS VIOLATION][TOS VIOLATION][TOS VIOLATION][TOS VIOLATION][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED]

We found her

People joke but it's really like this. My mom is literally Evelyn Normielib (D-MI), just teacher-turned therapist and I *think* voted for Biden in the primary, though by March 2020 it was only Biden vs. Bernie iirc. Dad and I voted for Bernie and I think my brother forgot about the primary lol

Happy hour reclamation day, y'all

They're not even intimidating or interesting, they're just pathetic posers

Moving into a multistory home was a mistake but only because there's at least a 50% chance this is playing in my head each time I come down from the bedroom or go down to the basement lmao

The x-ray didn’t cure my broken leg ass post

In much more pleasant matters, yes, and he's very good at it c: I of course have been benefiting greatly from this, but still, enabling my loved ones' hobbies and passions is one of my favorite things to do. Just ask literally any of my closest friends lol

Like a week ago I was telling @transferdinand.gay how much I liked Platner, and that with the initial leaks from his Reddit account and his genuinely good response to them, that I admire a person who learns from mistakes more than someone who's never made one. That'll teach me to open my mouth lmao

#NoKings rally in Midland, MI *Definitely* bigger than June