Man why can’t these freaks have picked up long form role play on a forum like us normal people did back in the day

Swallow Rabbit🐰🪶

CW: NSFW . . . I am now a seeded watermelon

CW: NSFW . . . My fiance is so mean you guys I was whining because I wasnt full of his cum and to taunt me he called me a seedless fruit ;—;

You know I was kinda reading to myself and thinking of this and I think I have a new perspective I used to be afraid to be perceived as abusive. I don’t think I would feel that way if I didn’t have the lived experience that I do and so I’m not a good measure of this phenomenon.

Honestly I suspect that’s at least part of the point Life was a lot easier for these types pre-information age where they couldn’t be fact checked on everything and could hide their dirty laundry with relative ease and the right PR firm. Kinda think it’s a feature not a bug

I suspect I'll get crap for this, but I do think it's something we all need to be reminded of, especially fans and creators of things.

🔸 Roadrunner's Celestial Highway 🔸 Mixed media painting, 2.5" x 7" Here's the finished roadrunner! The original will be available on my patreon tomorrow (www.patreon.com/sasharjones), and I'll have playmats and prints at MFF this coming week.

Before I transitioned I honestly knew women like this and it baffled me. My ex husband is bi and the amount of questions I got about whether or not I cared he had sex with men were disturbingly common. As long as he ain’t cheating it’s none of my concern.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

gotta go fast

Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack

See I would be a nice person but then I have intrusive thoughts like ‘fart on your fiancés pillow’ and an impulse control disorder

Ugh I might be alone on this hill but like every time I see one of those recipes for something ‘crack’ I just cringe Like hey middle aged white ladies from America can we not be comparing our little sweet treats to a highly addictive drug that destroys lives and families

Wort wort wort

if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

The smallest parrot in the world overall is the buff faced Pygmy parrot, though. They are so tiny

Look how silky this came out 😌

happy thanksgiving everyone

weather forecast #ffxiv #ff14

Please observe my round daughter thank you

Lads (and ladies and beings of an indeterminate gender), I've done it again

I always feel weird asking questions and salivating over other people’s cockatiels but you gotta understand I’m an autist with a fixation it is what it is I just need you to talk about your baby for like 15 mins and then I promise you I’ll leave you alone

Do you like my pet turkey

Old man came OUT!

My husband's pumpkin spice brioche cinnamon rolls (a Thanksgiving morning tradition).

It’s that time of year again!

Peter Thiel is calling Pope Leo the Antichrist. Honestly, that sounds like something the Antichrist would say.

lmao

He’s tucked in watching Caseoh videos

🌈✨ Just some color for your week

And there she is! Still have to decorate her but I’m always just wowed by the color

A tiny boy for your timeline

Making this tart is always so pretty Very vibrant colors and the filling usually comes out like this amazing coral/vermillion color

Important things I have learned lately I refused to use bar zesters for the longest time because I have FEELINGS about single use kitchen tools but honestly I finally tried it and I like it SO much more. Also the Dreamfarm juicer is the best citrus juicer I have EVER bought.

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

Gosh Chiitan makes me smile so much

How to wash Chiitan🫧 ちぃたん☆のシャワーシーン大公開ですっ☆

I’m kinda shocked at the news cycle lately but like not for the usual 2025 reasons It’s genuinely news to people that Campbells is utter shite? Really?

Sometimes I wonder how much hair is too much hair because my butt hair has to be like an inch long at this point and that seems excessive for hair that’s not on my head

Strawberry sharkcake 🍰🦈 #art

iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it

Warframe was fun and then I hit Uranus’ underwater levels and 😡

Man I got my haircut today and male pattern baldness/hair thinning can be really exacerbated by a bad haircut because it doesn’t look as bad as it did at all now

zoooop

I started using tretinoin and if there are ever advertisements it should be like hey there do you yearn to look like you have a serious sunburn in the dead of winter complete with peeling? If so boy do I have the skincare routine for you