Still thinking about the pigeon spike labubu I saw yesterday

There was a pretty loud crash outside so went to check on my chickens, they were all okay but the second I shone a light on Babs she jumped off the perch like ‘good morning’ and started snacking, not a clue that it was 11pm

Oh it’s -hideous- I’m so happy

Got a probably fake £10 today. Walked right into the nearest money laundering shop and swapped it for a fake labubu. No casualties

Hm.

Sign of a successful event: I randomly get foreign currency

All set up!! This is a tiny local event so I went a bit more medical themed and used actual surgical drapes for the tablecloth

At least one person needs to hear this before Notts Zine Fest today; this is my job, hour long chats about your mum’s health are to be done over lunch. Not blocking my table. My good friends know not to do this after 5 in person verbal reminders that I am working!

Come see me at Notts Zine Fest tomorrow if you’re able, I have 4 zines (3 new and handmade) and also free samples of my WIP graphic novel, plus some of my usual stuff. I’ll give you a free sticker as well, as compensation for coming to Nottingham

I have to be up early for an event tomorrow and I guess tonight’s the night for the yearly owl conference is it because there’s gotta be a dozen of them hoowooing on my sodding kitchen

Come see me at Notts Zine Fest tomorrow if you’re able, I have 4 zines (3 new and handmade) and also free samples of my WIP graphic novel, plus some of my usual stuff. I’ll give you a free sticker as well, as compensation for coming to Nottingham

Woke up, stormed out of Nottingham, did the old operating theatre museum, Frankenstein exhibit, V&A, science museum, played pinball and came home and my eyeballs are like ‘hi we don’t have the storage capacity to see any more things today can you stare at a blank wall??’

Having a totally normal Thursday guys

I say this every year on Bonfire Night but I’ve never had a chicken or pet bothered by fireworks, ever. I however, have a genuine phobia of them, so I cower in fear in solidarity with all your dogs

Been busy, I promise

Also I CAN ship to the US and I pay the tariff stuff for you so you’re not charged on delivery! The drop in US sales because nobody knows this is destroying my business loooool

I got an email from a local place asking for artwork but that it was unpaid and was to ‘support the local community’ ahhh. yes. but to do that the local community has to support me. you know. by paying me to do my job

Dumb Facts About My Human Body, a little handmade zine about my stupid meat sack

Also I CAN ship to the US and I pay the tariff stuff for you so you’re not charged on delivery! The drop in US sales because nobody knows this is destroying my business loooool

I made the fucking printer zine

Sorry I just need these two pics of my new zine in progress next to each other before I have an aneurysm

I made the fucking printer zine

MCM absolutely sucked for sales, so I’m having a blast sale on my shop for the next 2 days, 10% off everything 🫠 I uploaded a tonne of new stickers and restocked the glasses cloths though! blacksmoke1033.etsy.com

They’re not good

MCM absolutely sucked for sales, so I’m having a blast sale on my shop for the next 2 days, 10% off everything 🫠 I uploaded a tonne of new stickers and restocked the glasses cloths though! blacksmoke1033.etsy.com

Dumb Facts About My Human Body, a little handmade zine about my stupid meat sack

Been busy, I promise

I’m making two handmade zines for an upcoming event in 8 days and my preliminary sketches are. they sure are

I still maintain the best Halloween costume that I’ve never done would be to dress as a Normal Bri ish Woman on a night out. Like the fake tan and the tube top and the Lambrini. I just think that would be even scarier being a trans man who always wears business suits

I’m making two handmade zines for an upcoming event in 8 days and my preliminary sketches are. they sure are

*sighs* I remember when they trashed the set of their very first concert

2 Slots open for MUZZLED busts. Comes with two versions, one with muzzle and one without (you can print them back-to-back for a flippy badge! Lemme know if you want a name adding). Can be muzzles, bridles, hoods, pup-hoods etc! ko-fi.com/c/f39046a95a Shares massively appreciated, thanks!

Postman came as I was taking the pic

Shoulda seen me when I got this

Please give me time to sort my life out after my little MCM menty b, very tired Thanks to all the exhibitors who threw away their prints and grids and plastic sticker racks in the trash, I took them all home. I also looted a whole cucumber and a 6 foot scythe. So wasn’t all bad was it

If you are struggling to find us at MCM, @lyndseythefox.bsky.social and I are at booth S1361 - south hall, between the wrestling and signing area! It has been a VERY quiet spot 🥲

I got a table at Confuzzled (AAAAAA) and I always try and make an enamel pin or merch specifically for the benefit of the charity, so if anyone wants to make a suggestion of a bun or a pig or a rat, now’s your time 🥺🩵

Busiest day of the busiest convention in the entire country and it’s peak times and I haven’t made a sale in an hour 🥲🔫

MCM is going badly ft. @lyndseythefox.bsky.social and my last two brain cells

Miles is giving out chicken feathers idk why people are sleeping on the booth

If you are struggling to find us at MCM, @lyndseythefox.bsky.social and I are at booth S1361 - south hall, between the wrestling and signing area! It has been a VERY quiet spot 🥲

Haven’t sold a SINGLE rainbow trans blajah at this fuckass convention WHAT IS HAPPENING

My first sale of MCM was Anal Beads Yum smfh

Watched GDT’s Frankenstein. Uncle Toro likes using red in outfits just as much if not a touch more than I do. Got excited seeing the nerve bed just like the ones in the Hunterian lmao

En route to MCM

At MCM this weekend? Unfortunately so am I

I leave for comic con tomorrow so I gathered up the couch cushions for a cuddle meeting

Found out genuine surgical drapes were basically the same price as blue tissue paper so we are going a bit extra on the packaging for this one.

In the worst advertisement post ever, if you order from me from this point up until Halloween, there’ll be an unwanted gift in the box