Why do I feel so anxious today

Hello gays. Yes you are queer. Swallow the pill, boys, I know you can.

Horny brain please let me focus

Thankfully living next to the atlantic keeps things a couple degrees cooler or I'd combust

I love dogs HOWEVER My brother's dogs are just so poorly trained, man. Cant let them outside without them nonstop barking, they eat poop, and then have a genuine obsessions with non stop licking you. Top it off with no sense of personal space and i just wish my brother would hire a trainer.

Ok but this harness, on my sona, with "Stud Service" embroidered on the chest

Anthrocon, how's the heat?

Sickening

20mg fruity pebble edible, my muse

I want to see a free and thriving Cuba so bad.

Climate change: 💀 The prospect of loose linen robes coming back into style after hundreds of years: 👀

Anthrocons imply the existence of Anthropros

New boyboy video

East Coast Amtrak vs West Coast Amtrak

Day off confirmed Ipad charging. ITS TIME TO DRAW

Do you think anthro folks would get so lost in the sauce that, while eating out, they'll just shove their entire muzzle up in there?

The brazillian market nearby has fuckin pastels, LETS GO

Strongly encouraging everybody to read up on wet bulb temperatures. ESPECIALLY if you've never heard of it. The heat this summer is dangerous everywhere, and I don't think you understand how dangerous the heat and humidity combo can be youtu.be/IbcMvKpZ48w?...

Woke up, got permission to come into work today to get some OT if I wanted, got a news update tgat some police cars crashed on the bridge to get there, went back the fuck to sleep.

Ugh stop being a grumpy gulo today, Drew. Its a beautiful day

I stilk do not enjoy or understand the appeal of rollercoasters. Like why would I want to get on a ride out of my control where I'm holding on for dear life, shutting my eyes and praying for it to be over.

Pissed off a local chaser so bad he spammed me with 8 angry messages and then blocked me before i could read them. Dammit, i really wanted to read them.

Stud 4 stud vibes rn

Men with deep gravelly manly voices have a super power I'm not sure they're always aware of.

How I wish I could dress everyday now that we're knee deep in climate change

Dogsitting for my brother and I remembered he had this thing in his garage.

Idk man, if I had a truck and was towing an empty open trailer, id feel pretty embarrassed to take my turns at 0.5 mph and hold up a massive line of cars behind me. But pop off, king.

Ahhhh whatever man. I will just keep trying. I'll always be there for ya, even if you're going through it. I just wish you'd let me be completely there for you.

"You should try a caipirinha, they're pretty much just a mojito" -middle aged white woman with a fake tan and a kardashian voice.

*skills section on my resume* Capable of producing 8 times the ear wax of the average man.

You cant be a platypus therian

Hello I hope you all enjoy pittsburgh. "Yunz" or "Yinz" means "y'all" I don't reccomend straying passed the hockey stadium. Let drivers have turns at the crosswalk. The cheapest food in Downtahn is Moes or Mike and Tony's Gyros. Try not to get too drunk at the waterfront. Stay safe, have fun!

Hey its not my fault that I have a huge ass and nice tits

FREE THROW COMING TO PITTSBURGH IN NOVEMBER

Maybe one day I can be prescribed adhd meds again

It isn't lost on me that we've been just "Weekend at Bernies-ing" the american economy since 2008.

Why is the big fashion book SOOO expensive

Hmmmmm

Remember that if you have beef with someone, you can, instead of causing problems for that person, talk to them and hash it out. People are people. Not everybody is gonna be on the same page or agree on everything. Not every move made by them is some malicious chess move. Relax a little.

I need a man the size of shaq to do this to me.

My boss: What even is your type? Me: you know I'm Bi, right? Boss: Yes. Me: well pretty and kind women who aren't afraid to pick up a bug or a lizard. Boss: thats oddly specific. What about for dudes? Me: I'm glad you asked. Pretty and kind men who aren't afraid to pick up a bug or a lizard. Or me.

You want to see my penis, don't you squiward

Wolverine shapes? (You be the judge.)

If theres anything I've learned about living in a beach town its that rich vacationers in their early 20's desperately try to hook up with dudes in their 30's.

Opening a glory portal to the frozen wastes so that part of me survives this heat

Bone smashing foid hater sounds way more intimidating than it actually is.

I bet I could beat you in a wrestling match. You don't stand a chance, bro.

whomst amongst us

He wears clothes (sometimes)