Craving a pupusa with a massive pile of cold curtido in it rn 😵

“[Lottery] is the worst form of [managing demand for size-limited furry events] – except for all the others that have been tried from time to time” - Twig

I stopped listening to Up First from NPR every morning and my mental health has improved a decent amount How do people stay up to date on current events without subjecting themself to a constant firehose of bad news, ugh

Like the legend of the penis

Who up mything they busters

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This post has immediately made me crave Neapolitan wedding soup and now I'm HUNGEY

Dang, I just noticed a couple seams on my petsuit are starting to come apart. Any bay area sewing machine whizzes down to lend a hand? (Will provide beer/payment)

Hi everyone let's talk about the Carlisle 52 series of cups, in particular the Carlisle 5216, a topic about which I am extremely normal. In my estimation, a triumph of thoughtful industrial design and is probably my favorite ever mass produced object. 🧵

Sorry to break the news but the "dirty sodas" at McDonald's are literally pilk

Concerning!

Man, if anyone has good leads on MechE work in the bay area I'm all ears right now. Been ghosted or rejected so much and starting to run out of time :/

Cinnamon bun

Here’s another one

Contractions with 3 words: -she'd've -wouldn't've Contractions with more than 3 words: -y'all'll've -they'dn't've

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Fuck I want skyline so bad Someone pls teleport me a cheese coney & a 4-way

"Windowlicker or something idk, I'm not into Aphex Twin"

This is the only good car air freshener and I will die on this hill

Wake up babe it's torment nexus Tuesday

It is officially the best international holiday Everyone is obligated to feed me chicken numget today

So what's the deal with the McDonald's fursuit hats lmao

ORANGE :)

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what being gay lowkey feels like

They really made me into fries 😭

Juno’s taxes get audited 💸

New drip

Not a single thought in that head, just warm scrample egg

I can't wait for businesses to get the tariff money refunded & not let any of those savings trickle down to the consumers they billed (and keep their pricing the same) 😑

The Celsius peach vibe flavor tastes like I'm drinking the air freshener out of one of these scent diffusers lmao

Happy 80th to John Waters and his poppers birthday cake

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All technology is dual use folks

I'm on my way #art

I'm a bit late, but I wanted to do art for the Artemis II mission. It was such a spot of excitement and hope in an otherwise dreary news cycle and seeing the crew's joy during the mission was wonderful. It truly felt like an endeavor for all of us, rather than a billionaire's pet project.

My first attempt at making matzo soup from scratch! I fucking love dill and was craving something dumpling-y Also if you want to see the neat things I cook + recipes I have a telegram channel! t.me/yeensnacks

Why the fuck was this $6000 it's literally just 3 DMMs with amp clamps and an SD card lmao

Damn Tillamook, you crazy

Put in time out for being too stimky

This is great because you get a visceral sense of the acceleration. h/t @jdotj.bsky.social on the video app.

Gentle reminder…

Real talk

You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its stupidity.

POV: You are a tasty termite snacc

Hammond, where is me Lambo Chevy??