Deeply unserious trial LMAO

note how the messaging has shifting from "we're targeting criminals" to "we're deporting everyone"

Rick and Morty did irreversible damage to smoke shops

Aardwolf Stamp 💌

Welp The dead internet theory is feeling pretty smug right now

God DAMN ABGT651 is a particularly SPICY banger 👀

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Shoutout to Wear for making some extremely shabby screwdrivers Absolutely Jesus'd myself when trying to pop two parts of a plastic connector shell apart

Put your clothes back on, we're ordering Ceramic Hex Head Screw 1/4"-20 Thread Size, 1" Long $50.39 Each 94555A321

Checking in on the White House renovations…

man who tried to slash social security spending promises communism is coming if you just ignore the enormous job losses this year due to the technology he's developing for private profit

So what's it gonna be? We bringing out your inner animal, tf'ing you into stuffing? Removing those pesky adult thoughts? Yotes can help. 🎨: @darkivory47.bsky.social

Public reminder Uline is a trash racist company that hates queers & the environment Better alternative: Global Industrial

womp

Tag urself I'm full triangle, leaning slightly towards wompa

Currently losing it because I just realized Sodium Citrate's (the emulsifier that makes American cheese melty & smoothe) chemical formula is Na₃C₆H₅O₇ Literally Nacho

They’re out there 🦊🐺🦡🐀🐦‍⬛ And there are more and more everyday.

Fyi I have a yeen chat if anyone would like to join It's mostly just sharing yeen pics & being stinky t.me/+IVqzQn8ON3E...

Some of y'all haven't eaten tamales from a roadside stand or FB Marketplace listing and it shows

She gerry on my mander till I

Made this the other day…

Damn McMaster-Carr, way to fucking call me out

I hereby sentence all Jira workspace admins to 10 years of sleeping in jeans

Bathrooms in federal buildings rn

I'd I lived in Seattle & near a Dick's Drive-in it'd be game over I'd weigh like 400 pounds

Me when someone mentions Swedish cars

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Almost got fucking ran over at 30mph by a cybertaxi while in the crosswalk right next to work. The AVTO laid on the brakes and just barely stopped in time. This is nearly a daily occurrence with Waymo autonomous shitboxes at the same roundabout every time I ride my scooter to work as well

My mood during furry cons and events in 2025:

I think I smell burnt toast

NEED

Illegal paw trade kingpin, call me Pablo Escobean

"Bangle balls Volvo XC70 femboy chastitygoof Sunday evening"

What flavor is your fursona?

Wtf are the smoking in Iowa LOL

BEAN BAG

YEAGHHHHGHHHHHH IS FUCKIGN THICC AARD THURSDAY

You can just FEEL the internal screaming

Update: I just pulled a fucking groin muscle getting out of the forklift

PSA for everyone going to protests

Fuck I'm craving Culver's rn Why don't we have it in the bay

Fjörklyft

Drying my tears with Science Brand™ Kimwipes

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