My mood during furry cons and events in 2025:

I think I smell burnt toast

NEED

Illegal paw trade kingpin, call me Pablo Escobean

"Bangle balls Volvo XC70 femboy chastitygoof Sunday evening"

What flavor is your fursona?

Wtf are the smoking in Iowa LOL

BEAN BAG

YEAGHHHHGHHHHHH IS FUCKIGN THICC AARD THURSDAY

You can just FEEL the internal screaming

Update: I just pulled a fucking groin muscle getting out of the forklift

PSA for everyone going to protests

Fuck I'm craving Culver's rn Why don't we have it in the bay

Fjörklyft

Drying my tears with Science Brand™ Kimwipes

10/10, no notes

What the fuck

If u catch me doing the Fenty fold in front of 7/11 I had to many roller dogs

SF street art is so beautiful

Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.

Setting my phone to vibrate, posting "AI is fucking stupid" in the main office Teams chat, and shoving my phone up my ass just to feel something

Long-term nuclear waste warning messages + rich people's indoor swimming pools

When Trump said he was going to let RFK, Jr. “go wild on health,” no one knew how bad it would get. Now we’re unfortunately starting to find out as we steam toward a true health catastrophe. My write-up in the replies.

I hate structure but I also can't live without structure, how do you solve this??

As yeens are! 🤤🥴

Who up laboring they day

HEY LOOK WHAT I CAN DO

The piss tank on the ISS is now 46% full.

Flesh wounds be damned, I'm gonna pet that fuckin dog

Starting a thread of all the drinks I get when I order a Tom Collins For reference, a Tom Collins is a highball with Gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, and club soda

The AI techbros literally made Smartpipe 😭

Aminul drinkies with @knabewolf.bsky.social

SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHL--

Do you think hell has its own Jira space?

When I accidentally type "foos" instead of fops

Any cool peeps in SF looking for a power electronics engineering technician job? My work is hiring and I would prefer to have a cool furry coworker lol Pay range is $35-$50/hr

She chudai on my wataaaa till I OF teaser

Filling my labubu with matcha and throwing them against the wall.

You WILL eat the Dubai chocolate You WILL post to onlyfans You WILL take pictures of your beer glass at the brewery Live in pod Eat bug

I found an aardwolf-themed brewery in Florida & got excited to buy a shirt but their website is literally all AI generated slop :(

“Damn my butt got a bit bigger, guess yeens are a bit wider than foxes” The Yeenify- TM machine can convert any species into a hyena! The design is very yeen and has little to no side effects, just put on the rubber suit and don’t question anything Art by: @poiuytrew.bsky.social

Thanks Grainger, I appreciate the honesty

The things I'd do to hold a scrungly like this...

Being less active on social media (and dropping elmo's fascist platform) has been a lot better for my mental health, but I feel more disconnected from what's going on. Maybe that's also a good thing?

Bf is siccums so I get to make him comfort food :3