When I’m making bagels.

Pet peeve of mine: digitigrade fursuits of species that are plantigrade.

There has been an orbweaver web on my home office window all week and I’ve been watching it curiously. Just saw two spiders on it fighting, the smaller one (male) submitting to the larger one (female) and it’s like I’m watching a scene described by @aptshadow.bsky.social in “Children of Time”

Every time I see another example like this the AI hype makes more sense. The people pushing the hardest to replace workers with AI are the people who are the most replaceable themselves. They think it works for everyone because it works for them.

You don’t have to repost AND quote-repost the same thing. It doesn’t need to show up on my timeline twice in a row. Please stop. Just quote-repost if you want to add your commentary. I can see the original.

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

This sounds like a blast. I already use spreadsheets for kink purposes, might as well expand to slide decks too!

So many dreams with raccoons in them lately. I’ve really had raccoons on the brain.

Was driving around yesterday and saw the magnetic tape from a VHS snagged on posts along the center median, fluttering in the wind caused by passing traffic. That’s something I haven’t seen in decades.

I don’t do pet play because it’s illegal to have a pet raccoon in Washington state.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Someday I’ll be extroverted enough to be the fursuit posing sprawled on the ground at the front of a big group photo.

I fear for my weight.

Tried my paw at baking from scratch for the first time yesterday. Decided to give bagels a try. They’re a bit misshapen but otherwise they came out perfect! Some of the best bagels I’ve had, actually. Did overnight “cold proof” so they’re slightly sourdough flavored. Super happy with them 🦝💚🥯

Haven’t seen anything about calling payment processors in a while. Did we win?

Porn embeds with a twitter url (even if its “fixupx” or “girlcock” or some other silly name embedding service) are inherently less arousing than the same porn from literally any other source.

The opposite of a “shart” is called a “shampoo”.

Next time you find yourself in possession of queso on tortilla chips, you are obligated to give it all to me. You can keep the chips if you want, but that’s nacho cheese, it’s mine.

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

What flavor is your sona?

I’m amused that, beyond a certain time of night, the only people still active on telegram to chat with tends to be the other raccoons 💚

Brought 400lbs of scrap steel to the scrap yard. Left with 400lbs less junk AND $13 in my pocket. Maybe I’ll buy a single taco bell quesadilla.

Who wants pierogi?!

Also, I was there!

That sunset stopped me in my tracks and literally brought the critter I was walking with to his knees. It was captivating. We were in the right state of mind to be awed by it, but it was impressive regardless.

We shouldn’t be surprised when “AI” can’t do math when it’s basically software that only does the equivalent of peeking at other people’s answers during an exam.

Raccoon mode: activate!

Alright, I've had the day to collect my thoughts and I'm not going to make any big document with screenshots and shit because I think my word is enough. But I am going to write a thread about Rasher Boar AKA Blue Badger and how he is abusive, manipulative and a threat to the furry community.

Raccoon did Burning Man. Left a few days early this year, but had a great time for the days I was there!

My copilots.

Car is packed af. So much shade and solar and camping gear. Starting the trip to Burning Man tomorrow!

15 movies to watch with raccoon Great Mouse Detective Wolf of Wallstreet The Aviator Fifth Element Inside Out (1 & 2) Lion King Brother Bear Apollo 13 Secret of NIMH Fantastic Mr. Fox Ratatouille Emperor’s New Groove Rescue Rangers Cloud Atlas Airplane

Talking with Tugrik about Burning Man was one of the things that finally convinced me to attend, and it changed my life. He was such a sweet person.

We raccooned around, doing raccoon things. 🦝 🦝

Foraging with mother #mammals #raccoons #wildlifephotography #urbanwildlife

I can't help but sigh when I see people talking about how AI will tell us how to fix climate change. There's just, so much irony in the idea, from the fact that AI is accelerating climate change to the thousands of ignored scientists to who have been shouting how to fix it for decades.

Also...like...is it cheaper to hire an AI prompt specialist or just actually pay for art or stock photos?

It’s “what about your personal carbon footprint?” all over again.

Mandatory Work Meeting doodles

Seeing something appear on your timeline, immediately wanting to share it with a specific individual, then noticing that individual is the person who reposted it.

Smoke alarm went off while I was cooking dinner. The food came out amazing but now I’ve got a headache still 2 hours later.

Pretty sure that’s not Spanish.

me as a kid: wow I can't wait until we have robots and computers for everything me now: if this toaster makes me download an app I am slipping out into the night to start a new life as a mysterious figure occasionally glimpsed in the fog

Before I left, they gave me the option to work on my choice of three projects: 1. robotaxi 2. optimus robot 3. dojo None appealed to me because all three are job replacement technologies. I wanted nothing to do with that. How do any of them “accelerate the transition to sustainable energy”?

Do NOT eat the bioremediation mushrooms.

If beer is brewed in a brewery, and cider is produced in a cider, are shrubs mixed in a shrubbery? 🤔

Lately it feels like I’m actually settling into my role at work. Been at this new job for 8 months now and things are crystallizing in a good way It’s very strange to acknowledge that I’m a subject matter expert and my job is basically coming up with ideas and knowing things Honestly, it’s a dream

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Come on folks, label your fucking porn MANUALLY. Don't rely on the algorithm to do it for you, and definitely don't make it easier for the current political censorship push to succeed! LABEL. YOUR. PORN. I actively report unlabeled porn to help the algorithm learn but I SHOULDN'T NEED TO DO THIS.

With You and the Rain / Ame to Kimi to (2025) Raccoon #雨と君と